15 Works in Snarky Sherlock Holmes

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    Afraid of stepping under a ladder? You should be!
    John wasn't.
    But what happened when he did!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,720
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    602
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    Sherlock is captured and tortured with Reality TV. He feels the need to write to the Director of Content at the BBC with his thoughts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    489
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    Dedicated pro bono lawyer Molly Hooper has the chance to achieve her dreams and everything she ever wanted, but there's a catch — she'll have to go to work for billionaire CEO and noted asshole, Sherlock Holmes.

    Sherlolly AU based on Two Weeks Notice (2004).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,395
    Chapters:
    1/16
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    599
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    Sherlock, Donovan, Lestrade and John are on a case where Sherlock encounters an old 'friend' - namely, the man who tortured him in Serbia.

    Locked in a room with the other three, Sherlock begins to lose control. Secrets come out and they realise Sherlock might already be the 'good man' Lestrade wants him to be.

    Warning: Flashbacks, PTSD

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,175
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    5,933
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    Their tracking down the South Side Bomber. John is injured. The South Side Bomber is intrigued. Sherlock is Sherlock. Who will save the day??

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,037
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,644
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    The Holmes family are forced to give sperm samples every ten years to find out if they're still fertile as instructed in their grandmother's will.

    Sherlock struggles with his ability to feel sexual arousal and give a sample, putting his parents at risk.

    He needs a firm, supportive hand - one which happens to be connected to his devilishly handsome flatmate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,122
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    840
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    15,980
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    Nothing is quite what it seems and things escalate quickly after John believes he's had a hot and confusingly detailed dream.

    “I need…” John huffed, lost in sensation, the dulled cotton-sheathed touch no longer enough. His fingers dug into pale flesh, pulling. “Mmmm… please, Sherlock,” he begged of the dark specter pressed against him; the want and need overwhelming his sleep leaden brain beyond the means of making a coherent demand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,703
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    490
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    7,450
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    John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,197
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    Sherlock and John embark on a case that is more complicated than they bargained for. Each explored avenue opens up new possibilities. With John's help, can Sherlock solve the case before it's too late, or will the World's only Consulting Detective fail? Will the clues he follows on the case also enlighten him to the mystery that is his own heart? How will John react when Sherlock's humanity starts to shine through?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,242
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    695
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    Sometimes business arrangements aren't always as easy as the contracts implies. Sherlock is the only Omega in his family, the Holmes name is powerful but the Holmes bank accounts are no longer what they used to be. John's family came from nothing and worked to make a name. However no matter how much money they have their are some doors still closed to them, doors that are only open to the elite. John's father makes an arrangement a deal with Mycroft Holmes and John finds himself about to marry and bond with an unruly Omega with the face of an angel and the tongue of a devil. All is not what it seems, Mycroft has enemies that wish to see him embarrassed, John Watson is fresh from War only to leave the sands behind him and face a more dangerous battle, one for his heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,452
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    478
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    10,765
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    A-well a-bless my soul, what's wrong with me?
    I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
    My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
    I'm in love; I'm all shook up

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,604
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    "If it gets to be too much, your safeword is... ‘mercy’."

    "I won't safeword."

    "Oh, it's a challenge now, Mr Holmes."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,229
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3,212
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    Some cases end on a more... scientific note.

    (This summary is weird, I don't really know what to do with it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    327
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    Sherlock is a pirate and gets hurt fighting the bad guys. Angry John needs to find out what happened, did I say Sherlock was being piratey?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    877
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    A simple, fluffy one-shot describing just another day in the lives of our favorite team of consulting detectives. Just another day that ends with their last names changing to reflect a life-long union.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,079

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