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    Five years after the second wizarding war came to a resounding close, the ministry narrowly pushes through legislation to enforce new couplings in the wake of a potentially reduced magical population. Meanwhile disgraced war hero Severus Snape is facing a bittersweet conclusion to his long delayed murder trial. In the wake of being 'selected' for matchmaking, can Hermione Granger change both their fates in a single, calculated blow?

    Marriage law/fake relationship trope. Lots of magical shenanigans. Tension heavy now, smut heavy later. Fun Rickman references galore. Sev and Minerva are besties. Kingsley is tired. Ginny is very curious, Ron is jealous, and Luna knows too much.

    Further tags/warnings will be added as they become relevant. Updates typically on Sundays!

    - LAST UPDATED: 1/17/22 1:30 AM CST

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    An orphan, Harry Potter has done everything he can to avoid notice during his five years at Hogwarts so far. He’s only got one friend, is purposefully in the middle of his class rankings, and his only ambition, wizarding-wise, is to graduate with enough N.E.W.T.s to get a loan and open up a bookstore.

    And then he somehow finds himself in the sights of Tom Riddle, resident golden boy of Slytherin and darling of Hogwarts…

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    Sometimes Albus Dumbledore’s silly ideas come out better for Severus better than he expected.

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    Getting transported to 1943 because of a, frankly ridiculous, potions accident has not been on Harry's to do list. Not to mention getting transported there with Malfoy and Snape of all people, but when has anything gone well for him? Now, its his job to figure out how to survive going to class with the Tom Riddle - future Dark Lord Extraordinaire, while also trying to find a way back or preventing the war from happening altogether. The only question is, can he manage it?

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    Harry had never expected to become Severus Snape’s apprentice in his thirties, but sometimes you just had to do what you had to do.

     

    Or when Harry falls head over heels for a man who can’t see what’s right in front of his face.

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    Having graduated Hogwarts, Hermione became busy by finding locations to buy a shop space to sell old books and sell them for a living. She settled at a place in Diagon Alley that was recently opened for her to purchase. Reading books was her life, and so she ventured out by buying the storefront and have been happily selling books for five years now. One day someone enters the shop, who will it be?

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    Dumbledore had told Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that getting married would help them share vital information as the Potions Master continued to play the villain and consummate spy and the Brightest Witch of Her Age hunted Horcruxes with her friends. What the old bugger didn’t tell them was that if they both survived the war it would take a year-and-a-day to divorce and that they would have to live together for the duration – without killing each other. It would go down in the annals of wizarding history as either one of the wisest things the headmaster ever did . . . or one of the very worst. Only a year-and-a-day would reveal which one it was.

    **NOW COMPLETE**

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    “If you continue to fidget, you’ll spill your morning tea and I can assure you, Miss Granger, I will not be providing you with a burn paste,” his acerbic comment hit home and she stilled, clenching her hand into a fist to not punch that tempting thin line of his lips. 

    Tempting? Fucking hell, she was losing the plot and it was only the 2nd of September....

    or how Severus Snape got called an arse and found himself utterly baffled and half-way enamoured with the Gryffindor princess.

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    Hermione Granger accepts the Charms professorship at Hogwarts upon finishing her Mastery and Apprenticeship at Ilvermorny. However, she’s not the only new professor; Lucius Malfoy is joining the institution to take on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, lured in by his friend and Potions Master Severus Snape. She’s intrigued by the wealthy wizard’s choice of employment and becomes even more intrigued when she catches the two men snogging in the staff room. Her interest is further piqued when he approaches her with an interesting offer: he wants to court her.

    No Voldemort AU

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    Seventh year, slow burn. When Voldemort orders Snape to retrieve a sample of Hermione Granger's brain tissue, the Head Girl must find a way to protect her body - but she may not be able to shield her heart.
    Partly based on a true story.

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    Rose Weasley has always been aware of the unhealthy and strained relationship between her parents. She's always been aware of the corrupt government and the cruelty and unfairness that those who the purebloods consider 'inferior' receive. And she despised it. A month before her nineteenth birthday a new, yet dangerous invention appears; A time machine capable of destroying the future in order to rewrite the past. Desperate to save those she cared about from a life of misery and corruption, she breaks into the Department of Mysteries and activates the time machine, only to discover that it's not quite what she expected. Eventual crossover with The Retoldverse.

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    Tonks is flirting with Remus, Remus is oblivious, and Severus is jealous.

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    Potter claims to just want company, but Severus finds a better use for him.

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    Blair lived a lonely life surrounded by books instead of friends as she lay dying in the hospital at the ripe old age of 15. Her sole wish was that she could do something good with her life before she dies. She doesn't get that chance as Blair, but she might just get her wish as Astraea Prewett. Only time will tell.

    I am rewriting this whole story because it's been a few years but I still like this idea so let us see where this goes?

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    Albus Severus Potter is the middle child, the forgotten one. He doesn’t cause as much mischief as James, he isn’t the baby like Lily. He’s the Slytherin, the gay son, and unknown to Harry he lives up to his name.

    After Uncle Ron’s blunder Harry decides to fetch his son from a place he never wanted to see again let alone visit. But Draco Malfoy wants to have a conversation first before he allows Harry to do just that.

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    Severus found out that Harry is his Godson-through Lily. He's also just found out that the Dursley's were less than stellar, and so he takes Harry into his own home. Which for half of the year consists of being at Hogwarts. What sort of mischief will Harry get into? And why-Severus wonders in exasperation- are Severus' things randomly flying out of his room and nearly bludgeoning him in the head?
    More importantly, who knew it could be so stressful-thinking about adopting a certain messy haired boy?

    Guest appearances from McGonagall and the Weasley twins. As well as a letter from Narcissa Malfoy.

    Christmas Prompt:
    Tired Dad!Severus and Harry being a little shit? Maybe like 10 or 11. And i would like it if Severus to have adopted Harry?
    From: Yourlocalgremlin

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    Harry designs and builds custom flying motorcycles with his best mate Ron and their old Slytherin rival Millicent Bulstrode, and he reckons that's enough for him. He doesn't need all the drama of coming out of the closet, and is happy to live a quiet, solitary life - but when a commission comes in from his snarky old potions professor, he discovers that there's more to Severus Snape than he ever thought possible. And more to himself, as well.

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    Hermione saw him and yet she could not believe her own eyes, Severus Snape? Alive? And a Veela?

    Finding him would change her life forever, not that she knew it in that instant.

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    Severus loves his husband, he really does. Even if his obsessions with nudity and rain drive him crazy sometimes.

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    Snape watched Sirius warily as the pureblood boy looked him over, his hands moving up to rub at his throat as he glared at the boy who’d pinned him to the wall. However, now that Sirius was actually looking he could see the small tremor. The fear that Snape had towards Remus. The scars covered by cleverly placed sleeves the same way Sirius knew how to do for his own markings from his parents. How Snape was alone, just like he was.

    “Where’s Evans?” Sirius asked warily.

    “I don’t need her to fight my battles,” Snape snapped at him. Sirius caught it though. The hurt in his eyes. The self-inflicted anger.

    “What, did you two have a falling out?”

    Snape blinked before sneering defensively. “Why would I tell you?”

    Now normally, this was Sirius’s opportunity to mess with Snape, say something hurtful and see if he could get a laugh out of his friends.

    But he didn’t have his friends with him anymore, and it didn’t seem like Snape did either.

    “Because Remus is pissed at me right now so I know how it feels if you wanted to talk about it.”

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