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    Bombur is a dwarf, a nice round dwarf, and a cook.
    The elves are rather thin. Too thin.
    Bombur comes to the wrong conclusion.
    The elves are confused, Elrond and Galadriel are loving it, Gandalf smokes weed, Lindir and Thranduil are *stressed*

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    Dopiero po podarowaniu Neville'owi Longbottomowi i jego nowej dziewczynie Hannie Abbott bazyliowo-truskawkowego biszkoptu, wręczeniu Lunie i Ksenofiliusowi Lovegoodom tuzina rabarbarowych ciastek oraz kolejnym koszu babeczek pokrytych ganaszem, który wcisnęła w ramiona Deana i Seamusa, dotarła do Hermiony pewna myśl: co ona wyprawiała. To stawało się już istnym schematem. Prawdziwym Tour De PTSD. Z wypiekami. I ręcznie robioną, odtłuszczoną bitą śmietaną. I nie miała pojęcia, dlaczego to robiła, ale stawało się coraz bardziej oczywiste, że to nieuniknione.
    Bo czasami jesteś smutny. Czasami potrzebujesz deseru. A czasami po części i jednego, i drugiego.

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    (Formerly "The Horsewhisperer" but I changed the title)

    Years into his time as a Ranger in the wild, Aragorn's childhood steed returns to Rivendell riderless, can his friends find out where the rider has gone missing before its too late? And who will they sacrifice when they find him?
    Set 50ish years before LOTR
    Contains large amounts of shameless
    Twin-centric elf angst and mythology heavy Peredheil family drama
    How far would the Lord of Imladris go to protect his children? Would he jeopardize his own soul?

    This fic is filling in some gaps in LOTR and is slightly AU but i try to do my due diligence with lore; This is the story of how Strider got that nickname, why Elladan and Elrohir stayed in middle earth, why the Rohirim are so afraid of Galadriel and how Saruman got his ring...

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    17/?
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    Bilbo learns more about Dwarven culture and shares some of his own, and Thorin absolutely loves it

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    2/?
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    He was closing in on a pack of orcs. The tracks were unmistakable, and he could smell them. It was strange, for orcs to pass this close to the hidden valley of the elves.

    The scene the dwarf came upon was one he never would have imagined, and never would forget, a group of halflings lay dead or close to death in a clearing, a halfling maid with a child strapped to her chest was fighting off a massive orc with a tiny sword.
    The orc pack wasn’t very big it seemed there were only three of them, one already dead, but the halfling would not be able to hold more than one of them at bay. And a second orc was approaching her from behind.

    Frerin leapt into action then, but he was to late, the orc’s filthy blade ran through the lass’ side, and the sound of her cry, as well as that of her child’s, filled the air and made Frerin see red. He killed the two orcs within seconds, and carried the wounded halfling lass to the safety of the hidden valley. Curious youngling eyes watching him the entire way.

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    7/?
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    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

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    The fallen Queen of Asgard, Loki, finds herself in an unfamiliar and highly dangerous place after her dive off the Bifrost. In a new world, the injured young sorceress is forced to seek aid among the closest to friendly creatures she encounters, ones with pointed ears, elegance, and lofty pride to rival her own. She is forced to bend her knee to Mirkwood's King in hopes he will shelter her from the darkness of his world. Eitho nin, she learns those elven words, but has no intent to remain the one in need. Ever resourceful, she quickly seeks ways to tip the scales of a new world in her favor.

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    21/?
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    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

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    Neji Hyuga died in the fourth great shinobi war saving his dearest cousin Hinata Hyuga. He expected to reunite with his father and mother in the pure lands but... If this is the pure lands where is everyone? This is not where he was supposed to go!

    God-like entities, Immortal humanoid Creatures, Monstrous beasts not unlike the elemental nations but much more sinister, weak humans who's survival is a miracle and a dark Lord bent on taking over or destroying the world Arda? 

    Neji wants no part of it. His home is Konohagahure; The Village Hidden In The Leaves and he's sworn to protect and serve only her, even in death. He cares not for who is in control of this world that is not his, as long as his world is safe he's willing to turn a blind eye and do what must be done. 

    But things do not go as planned an now here he is. Desperately chasing after a goal that could possibly return him to The Pure Lands or even his own world, to Konohagahure with his remaining friends and family. But the road is long and hard, it would be much easier if he were doing the task alone without others to scutter around him like curious children. 

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    “Welcome to Aedyr,” Aloth muttered, stepping carefully around a pile of fish guts and squabbling seabirds, “mightiest empire on Eora.”

    My poor, low-constitution boys

    *Part of the In-Between series*

    Tags updated for chapter 2 & beyond- expect some mentions of past child abuse (canonical), light kink moving into somewhat heavier kink including non-sexual rope bondage, humiliation and bondage with sexual elements.

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    5/?
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    Legolas has grown up not knowing anything beyond the borders of Mirkwood. When Thranduil informs him that he must travel to the other elven realms to learn, Legolas knows his life is about to change. Not knowing what awaits him, he decides to do everything in his power to make his father proud and return to him as soon as possible. However, that may all change when he meets someone that sets his soul on fire with just one look. Will he be able to walk away in the end? Or will he choose this person over the father he promised to return to?

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    12/?
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    After the Exile, after the Darkening, life cannot return to how it once was.

    Slowly, from its shattered fragments, the Undying Realm begins to draw together and heal from the Flight of the Noldor.

    In Tirion, the birth of Fëanáro's daughter, left all unknowing by her sire and brothers, heralds the dawn of a new age.

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    Maglor, through some strange unexplained series of events, ends up performing in Les Misérables (which he's starting to think may have been a bad idea) - with some unexpected familiar faces in the audience...

     

    (This has turned into me making Maglor confront all the shit that happened to him/all the shit he did but I'm posting it anyway because I worked so hard on this dammit)

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    Just a little something happening in the background while Azerothean adventurers grind gold, flood the auction house and do quests around the vast plains of Azeroth. This tale is about the exploits of a certain night elf and an old acquaintance to many travelers like yourself.

    Jarod Shadowsong survived a direct encounter with Archimonde himself but spending time with a certain Archdruid is proving more troublesome. If you wish to stay hidden and lead a reclusive life in Kalimdor's wilderness, maybe not run into the snarky leader of your own people. Just a little advice from me, you know, a tip for next time. Although, the tip Jarod is taking, isn’t mine… wink wink...

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    Three weeks post her trial and the events in Orlais, Elystaa Lavellan despite the loss of the inquisition still resides in Skyhold. However her dreams are disturbed and her days are haunted by thoughts of the past and a future that was never to be. Perhaps its time her friends step in help her learn, there is a tomorrow? But first she has to confront her past or just be distracted from it.

    Did someone say Antiva?

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    5/?
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    A right fine way to spend one’s birthday- locked in a tower up the side of an ancient, rickety castle, with a ballroom full of ancient, rickety guests down below. All that saw no fault in marrying off a perfectly fine young maiden to a perfectly fine young stranger.

    Eilidh, a Scottish noble, is fed up with her choices being taken away from her and, as a result of being locked in her room, accidentally invokes the magic of an ancient trickster fae.

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    What would you do if someone threatened to expose a piece of yourself you had hidden deeply from the world? So deep that you didn't even know its true nature anymore except that it brought pain and suffering to others. How would you handle that?

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    Riften is, as any long-term denizen of Skyrim or short-term gossip knows, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The Jarl is a mere puppet to the commercial interests of Black-Briar Meadery, the Thieves Guild has lost its sense of honor with its good luck, and the people of Riften live in fear of just about everything there is to fear.

    To a girl from Mournhold, Riften’s almost cute. It’s got nothing on home, that’s for sure. But it’s the closest thing Skyrim’s got to home, and equally important, it’s much less snowy than Windhelm. Fewer xenophobic fetchers running around, too.

    She might as well join up with the local guild. Try to, anyway. What are they gonna do, kill her?

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    11/20
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    The crown prince of Mirkwood is dead and it is Elrond's eldest child who accidentally killed him, mistaking him for an orc. King Thranduil demands a blood debt, a debt that must be paid if peace between the two lands is to remain intact. Elrond knows that if Elladan goes, for it was Elladan's arrow that took Iliumal's life, Elladan will not return.

    Elrond goes to Mirkwood to take his son's place, to serve the royal family until the blood debt is paid by twenty years of servitude. He knows Thranduil is trying to shame him since he doesn't dare harm the other ruler. But Elrond also knows there might be another reason he comes to Mirkwood, a reason that is not made clear until he meets the youngest son of Thranduil, Legolas.

    Legolas is unlike any elf Elrond had ever met. He is dark, wrathful, and clearly wounded under all his postering. He takes personal interest in Elrond, intent on breaking the Elf-Lord who can tell that this was how someone once broke Legolas. An unlikely friendship blossoms between them and then something more, something that feels like love. Can something beautiful come from what turns out to be a series of terrible tragedies?

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    21
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    Melkor is very good at being evil, but very bad at feelings and grammar. Sauron is very good at grammar and being evil, but definitely not feelings. Everyone else is very sick of their shenanigans. No one is surprised when things go wrong--but hey, at least there are snacks!

    (In other words, the Silmarillion if it was one of Disney's 2D animated movies.)

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    3,540
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    494

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