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Just a little something happening in the background while Azerothean adventurers grind gold, flood the auction house and do quests around the vast plains of Azeroth. This tale is about the exploits of a certain night elf and an old acquaintance to many travelers like yourself.
Jarod Shadowsong survived a direct encounter with Archimonde himself but spending time with a certain Archdruid is proving more troublesome. If you wish to stay hidden and lead a reclusive life in Kalimdor's wilderness, maybe not run into the snarky leader of your own people. Just a little advice from me, you know, a tip for next time. Although, the tip Jarod is taking, isn’t mine… wink wink...
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Katherine was just an orphan.
Ari was just an assassin.
Maria was just a teen elf.
Mason was just an older brother to Maria.
Claire was just a normal perfect child.Yet somehow they all cross paths in the weirdest ways.
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Almarëa: the Daughter of Nerdanel by Ravenclaw_Peredhel
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Oct 2021
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After the Exile, after the Darkening, life cannot return to how it once was.
Slowly, from its shattered fragments, the Undying Realm begins to draw together and heal from the Flight of the Noldor.
In Tirion, the birth of Fëanáro's daughter, left all unknowing by her sire and brothers, heralds the dawn of a new age.
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- Part 2 of Fire's Nameless Child
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“Welcome to Aedyr,” Aloth muttered, stepping carefully around a pile of fish guts and squabbling seabirds, “mightiest empire on Eora.”
My poor, low-constitution boys
*Part of the In-Between series*
Tags updated for chapter 2 & beyond- expect some mentions of past child abuse (canonical), light kink moving into somewhat heavier kink including non-sexual rope bondage, humiliation and bondage with sexual elements.
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- Part 11 of The In-Between
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Under The Stars by Kurama992
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Aug 2021
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Legolas has grown up not knowing anything beyond the borders of Mirkwood. When Thranduil informs him that he must travel to the other elven realms to learn, Legolas knows his life is about to change. Not knowing what awaits him, he decides to do everything in his power to make his father proud and return to him as soon as possible. However, that may all change when he meets someone that sets his soul on fire with just one look. Will he be able to walk away in the end? Or will he choose this person over the father he promised to return to?
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Three weeks post her trial and the events in Orlais, Elystaa Lavellan despite the loss of the inquisition still resides in Skyhold. However her dreams are disturbed and her days are haunted by thoughts of the past and a future that was never to be. Perhaps its time her friends step in help her learn, there is a tomorrow? But first she has to confront her past or just be distracted from it.
Did someone say Antiva?
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The Elfin Knight by PemberleyQuinn
Fandoms: Celtic Mythology, Scottish Mythology, Irish Mythology
04 Jul 2021
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A right fine way to spend one’s birthday- locked in a tower up the side of an ancient, rickety castle, with a ballroom full of ancient, rickety guests down below. All that saw no fault in marrying off a perfectly fine young maiden to a perfectly fine young stranger.
Eilidh, a Scottish noble, is fed up with her choices being taken away from her and, as a result of being locked in her room, accidentally invokes the magic of an ancient trickster fae.
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What would you do if someone threatened to expose a piece of yourself you had hidden deeply from the world? So deep that you didn't even know its true nature anymore except that it brought pain and suffering to others. How would you handle that?
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Pale Lilac Eyes not unlike the moon by Shisui_Uchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jun 2021
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Neji Hyuga died in the fourth great shinobi war saving his dearest cousin Hinata Hyuga. He expected to reunite with his father and mother in the pure lands but... If this is the pure lands where is everyone? This is not where he was supposed to go!
God-like entities, Immortal humanoid Creatures, Monstrous beasts not unlike the elemental nations but much more sinister, weak humans who's survival is a miracle and a dark Lord bent on taking over or destroying the world Arda?
Neji wants no part of it. His home is Konohagahure; The Village Hidden In The Leaves and he's sworn to protect and serve only her, even in death. He cares not for who is in control of this world that is not his, as long as his world is safe he's willing to turn a blind eye and do what must be done.
But things do not go as planned an now here he is. Desperately chasing after a goal that could possibly return him to The Pure Lands or even his own world, to Konohagahure with his remaining friends and family. But the road is long and hard, it would be much easier if he were doing the task alone without others to scutter around him like curious children.
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Riften is, as any long-term denizen of Skyrim or short-term gossip knows, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The Jarl is a mere puppet to the commercial interests of Black-Briar Meadery, the Thieves Guild has lost its sense of honor with its good luck, and the people of Riften live in fear of just about everything there is to fear.
To a girl from Mournhold, Riften’s almost cute. It’s got nothing on home, that’s for sure. But it’s the closest thing Skyrim’s got to home, and equally important, it’s much less snowy than Windhelm. Fewer xenophobic fetchers running around, too.
She might as well join up with the local guild. Try to, anyway. What are they gonna do, kill her?
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- Part 4 of Daedric Red
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The Blood Debt by fluffy_miracle for Thirstyelrond
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Jun 2021
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The crown prince of Mirkwood is dead and it is Elrond's eldest child who accidentally killed him, mistaking him for an orc. King Thranduil demands a blood debt, a debt that must be paid if peace between the two lands is to remain intact. Elrond knows that if Elladan goes, for it was Elladan's arrow that took Iliumal's life, Elladan will not return.
Elrond goes to Mirkwood to take his son's place, to serve the royal family until the blood debt is paid by twenty years of servitude. He knows Thranduil is trying to shame him since he doesn't dare harm the other ruler. But Elrond also knows there might be another reason he comes to Mirkwood, a reason that is not made clear until he meets the youngest son of Thranduil, Legolas.
Legolas is unlike any elf Elrond had ever met. He is dark, wrathful, and clearly wounded under all his postering. He takes personal interest in Elrond, intent on breaking the Elf-Lord who can tell that this was how someone once broke Legolas. An unlikely friendship blossoms between them and then something more, something that feels like love. Can something beautiful come from what turns out to be a series of terrible tragedies?
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Be Prepared by Kingsword for Inkstained_Dreamer
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 May 2021
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Melkor is very good at being evil, but very bad at feelings and grammar. Sauron is very good at grammar and being evil, but definitely not feelings. Everyone else is very sick of their shenanigans. No one is surprised when things go wrong--but hey, at least there are snacks!
(In other words, the Silmarillion if it was one of Disney's 2D animated movies.)
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When Bobby Singer found out that he would have a grandchild on the way, he never would have imagined the tragedy that would soon follow. Now having to raise a little girl with pointed ears and a half dose of elf in her blood, Bobby is urged to protect her, in the only ways he knows how. Yeah, he doesn't think has anything strong to deal with all of this.
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Ithildin by ElvenQueenofErynGalen (Veladryssa)
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
11 Feb 2021
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When a girl from the modern world gets thrown in Middle Earth, she's being chased by a pack of orcs on the backs of wargs. She happens to be running through the very forest of Mirkwood, in the realm of the Great Elvenking, Thranduil. Things are not as they seem, however. The girl is half-elven, part human, and... part faerie? She can recall nothing other than running when she is thrown at the feet of the king himself, relying on his mercy, but... the king is a suspicious sort, and offers her a deal- to serve him by any means necessary, and she keeps her life. This story is totally non-canon and will have a lot of non-canon elements, forewarning!
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- Part 1 of Thranduil's Starlight
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With The Creatures That Play Outside by Dentss for my fantastic boyfriend Alex (yet again)
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, De Pride Isle Sanatorium (Roblox Game)
12 Nov 2020
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so De Pride Isle Sanatorium from Roblox... I may have gotten a little excited and
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- Part 4 of Dungeons & Dragons AUs
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Wicked Game by WinglessOne
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Reylo - Fandom, World of Warcraft
09 Mar 2019
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They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer, which is exactly what Rey intends to do when she learns that a demon hunter has been sent to kill her. How long will she be able to keep her true identity hidden? What would happen should she start developing feelings for her would-be assasin? This will surely be an adventure that neither of them could possibly anticipate.
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I'll find my own way down by Marethari
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
19 Aug 2018
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This is what happens when Eredin and his Red Riders capture a friend of Geralt and Yennefer and take her with them against her will. Mess, mayhem, smut and poor Eredin. I had to commit this. Welcome to my first Fanfic ever.
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kings and queens and vagabonds. by youtrashqueen
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Mar 2018
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A legacy long forgotten in the smoke and fire that tore it down, ready to rise once more from the ashes. Such is, the story of the faerie princess that gripped the heart of prince Thranduil and left it to rot in grief and wrath. Fate has a wicked way of creating webs for people to tangle into, so what will happen when a King and a crownless Queen will meet again?
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Codename: Inquisition by Kosho
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
30 Nov 2017
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Anwen Lavellan made a choice ten years ago that set her on a path she couldn't have anticipated.
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In Which Those Who Wander Are (Sometimes) Lost by modsenga
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
08 Nov 2017
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The haphazard story of an Alik'r street urchin who just wants to find her sister, if only Skyrim's rabble of (somewhat smelly) conspiracy theorists would stop getting in her way.