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    The crown prince of Mirkwood is dead and it is Elrond's eldest child who accidentally killed him, mistaking him for an orc. King Thranduil demands a blood debt, a debt that must be paid if peace between the two lands is to remain intact. Elrond knows that if Elladan goes, for it was Elladan's arrow that took Iliumal's life, Elladan will not return.

    Elrond goes to Mirkwood to take his son's place, to serve the royal family until the blood debt is paid by twenty years of servitude. He knows Thranduil is trying to shame him since he doesn't dare harm the other ruler. But Elrond also knows there might be another reason he comes to Mirkwood, a reason that is not made clear until he meets the youngest son of Thranduil, Legolas.

    Legolas is unlike any elf Elrond had ever met. He is dark, wrathful, and clearly wounded under all his postering. He takes personal interest in Elrond, intent on breaking the Elf-Lord who can tell that this was how someone once broke Legolas. An unlikely friendship blossoms between them and then something more, something that feels like love. Can something beautiful come from what turns out to be a series of terrible tragedies?

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    Legolas has grown up not knowing anything beyond the borders of Mirkwood. When Thranduil informs him that he must travel to the other elven realms to learn, Legolas knows his life is about to change. Not knowing what awaits him, he decides to do everything in his power to make his father proud and return to him as soon as possible. However, that may all change when he meets someone that sets his soul on fire with just one look. Will he be able to walk away in the end? Or will he choose this person over the father he promised to return to?

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    7/?
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    Melkor is very good at being evil, but very bad at feelings and grammar. Sauron is very good at grammar and being evil, but definitely not feelings. Everyone else is very sick of their shenanigans. No one is surprised when things go wrong--but hey, at least there are snacks!

    (In other words, the Silmarillion if it was one of Disney's 2D animated movies.)

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    When Bobby Singer found out that he would have a grandchild on the way, he never would have imagined the tragedy that would soon follow. Now having to raise a little girl with pointed ears and a half dose of elf in her blood, Bobby is urged to protect her, in the only ways he knows how. Yeah, he doesn't think has anything strong to deal with all of this.

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    2/?
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    When a girl from the modern world gets thrown in Middle Earth, she's being chased by a pack of orcs on the backs of wargs. She happens to be running through the very forest of Mirkwood, in the realm of the Great Elvenking, Thranduil. Things are not as they seem, however. The girl is half-elven, part human, and... part faerie? She can recall nothing other than running when she is thrown at the feet of the king himself, relying on his mercy, but... the king is a suspicious sort, and offers her a deal- to serve him by any means necessary, and she keeps her life. This story is totally non-canon and will have a lot of non-canon elements, forewarning!

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    36/?
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    A series of one-shots following the Champion of Cyrodiil’s journey and the colourful characters she encounters.

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    5/5
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    When Anduin Wrynn is asked by a mysterious voice if he was willing to do anything to achieve his dream of unity and peace, he does not hesitate to agree. Awakening in a different time, Anduin embarks on a journey to redeem the fallen Arthas Menethil and save Sylvanas Windrunner from the terrible fate she suffered at his hands. Unbeknownst to Anduin, the Banshee Queen has her own plans for Arthas and she will stop at nothing to end the man who forever changed her fate.

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    Three weeks post her trial and the events in Orlais, Elystaa Lavellan despite the loss of the inquisition still resides in Skyhold. However her dreams are disturbed and her days are haunted by thoughts of the past and a future that was never to be. Perhaps its time her friends step in help her learn, there is a tomorrow? But first she has to confront her past or just be distracted from it.

    Did someone say Antiva?

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    Riften is, as any long-term denizen of Skyrim or short-term gossip knows, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The Jarl is a mere puppet to the commercial interests of Black-Briar Meadery, the Thieves Guild has lost its sense of honor with its good luck, and the people of Riften live in fear of just about everything there is to fear.

    To a girl from Mournhold, Riften’s almost cute. It’s got nothing on home, that’s for sure. But it’s the closest thing Skyrim’s got to home, and equally important, it’s much less snowy than Windhelm. Fewer xenophobic fetchers running around, too.

    She might as well join up with the local guild. Try to, anyway. What are they gonna do, kill her?

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    so De Pride Isle Sanatorium from Roblox... I may have gotten a little excited and

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    They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer, which is exactly what Rey intends to do when she learns that a demon hunter has been sent to kill her. How long will she be able to keep her true identity hidden? What would happen should she start developing feelings for her would-be assasin? This will surely be an adventure that neither of them could possibly anticipate.

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    This is what happens when Eredin and his Red Riders capture a friend of Geralt and Yennefer and take her with them against her will. Mess, mayhem, smut and poor Eredin. I had to commit this. Welcome to my first Fanfic ever.

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    7/?
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    A legacy long forgotten in the smoke and fire that tore it down, ready to rise once more from the ashes. Such is, the story of the faerie princess that gripped the heart of prince Thranduil and left it to rot in grief and wrath. Fate has a wicked way of creating webs for people to tangle into, so what will happen when a King and a crownless Queen will meet again?

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    3/?
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    In a world that is being ripped apart at the seams, there is one unsuspecting hero. A young man with striking golden eyes arrives in the city of Drømmeverden, his older sister at his side and a spring in his step. It is quickly diminished as the overbearing crime in the city. Thievery, murder and dark magic around every corner. This heroic young man decides to try and help by joining the City Guard, getting put into the worst group of the Guard possible.

    It is soon discovered that within the Undercity, there is a cult worshiping a deity called the Den Eldste, a thousand year old demon capable of ripping the world apart. A harbinger of the End. Our protagonist ends up trying to intervene,causing the Den Eldste to become angered, causing the destruction of most of the city. It is now up to the small group, partially hopeless group, to try and save the day.

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    Anwen Lavellan made a choice ten years ago that set her on a path she couldn't have anticipated.

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    29/?
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    The haphazard story of an Alik'r street urchin who just wants to find her sister, if only Skyrim's rabble of (somewhat smelly) conspiracy theorists would stop getting in her way.

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    Maedhros has had a really bad day, and his little brother's twin sons coming to live with them is not helping. Guess he'll just have to get used to his new family.

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    Even after he left Middle Earth, supposedly for good, Mithrandir still creates trouble for peace-loving elves. And elves say they look for peace, but can't stay put. And the Valar seem crazier than the wizard. And sparks start flying, when a Feanorion gets a chance of redemption.

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    The fallen Queen of Asgard, Loki, finds herself in an unfamiliar and highly dangerous place after her dive off the Bifrost. In a new world, the injured young sorceress is forced to seek aid among the closest to friendly creatures she encounters, ones with pointed ears, elegance, and lofty pride to rival her own. She is forced to bend her knee to Mirkwood's King in hopes he will shelter her from the darkness of his world. Eitho nin, she learns those elven words, but has no intent to remain the one in need. Ever resourceful, she quickly seeks ways to tip the scales of a new world in her favor.

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    20/?
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    These stars, this sky, were not ones he recognized. Everything was foreign and unfamiliar to him, even the air he breathed tasted differently from the atmosphere he was used to. He hadn’t known what would happen when he let go, when he fell away from his brother and his desperate attempts to keep him by his side. But here, now, he wondered what was to become of him; a dark star fallen onto an unfamiliar earth.

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    493
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