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    Zim had devised the perfect plan to present to his Tallests! Integrating irken DNA into a human to create a perfect hybrid! Though Tallest Purple seems to take quite a different interest in this experiment than Zim had thought, he's always wanted a smeet. He decides to take it upon himself to raise the smeet with Red, quite enthusiastic at the thought of being a parent!
    Both Purple and Red do their absolute best they think they can in order to raise the smeet.

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    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    26
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    It's Zim's birthday! WOO-HOO!

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    1/1
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    15
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    10
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    "Don't you dare close your eyes. Don't you dare leave me behind! I can't do this without you!"

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    185
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    The Almighty Tallest Red and Purple want smeet Zim out of the picture. Professor Membrane wants his kid, Dib to be distracted by something or someone from his obsession of the supernatural. A newly arrived invader gives the Tallest an idea, Professor Membrane gets intertwine with the Tallest’s plans. Both Zim and Dib are forced together by the twist of their realities and new adventures await the two.

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    English
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    4,182
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    170
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    Professor Membrane gets curious as you come to pick up Dib for a family trip to the park, he asks you some questions about your platonic relationship with his son. You answer them happily, until he asks why Dib calls you 'Mom.'

    You get defensive, real quick.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    252
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    The Vexen Queen decides that she wants to meet your sweet little family!

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    24
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    247
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    Dib is depressed. His dad spends all day in his lab, and his sister is... hard to talk to. With no one else to turn to for advice, he goes to you and Zim.

    and Zur? Zur finds him to be fascinating.

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    3,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    390
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    Zim is finally learning to let go of his obsessive desire to please the Tallest, who have done nothing but tear him down. He realizes that the Tallest have never truly cared for him, and likely never will. When he becomes depressed as a result, he turns to the only person who has ever really had his back in the 150+ years he's been alive.

     

    ...You.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    413
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    "It's me. Can we talk?"

     

    ..Well Reader, what are you going to do?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    353
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    Dib meets Zim's smeet, and decides that babysitting should prove a good enough excuse to get the hell out of the house for a while. Only, given that it is the first smeet to have been born outside of Irk in eons, it calls the attention of the Almighty Tallest. They take an extended leave from the Massive to come help figure out what to do with it. Dib is not happy.

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    10,527
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1905
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    They're mine.

    MINE!

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    4,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    471
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    Zim asks you about your past when you lived on the Hive, and why you left for Earth.
    Indeed. Why had you been living here in isolation for so long?

    And why did you cry so hard when the Vexen Queen told you that you were still part of the family?

    Series
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    English
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    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    314
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    ...Then comes a smeet in a smeetling carriage!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    838
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    Porn with a plot

     

    Earth is filled with billions of wonderful magical delicacies and being a foodie makes you have that certain adventurous tastebuds for trying different foods, this also led to your career in culinary arts.

    And yet you serve in a high school cafeteria called Hi Skool where your talents are being wasted- until a alien came, turns out he runs a restaurant and he’s taking you with him after greedily taking your lunch you made for yourself.

    Now he is your alien boss who is quite close to you the culinary artist,in which this led to his addiction to sex.. with you.

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    English
    Words:
    4,266
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    344
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    While filling out a mountain of alien paperwork around contractions of ever-shortening intervals and ever-increasing intensity while dehydrated in an uncomfortable chair at the Space DMV wasn’t TECHNICALLY the worst thing that had ever happened to him, it was steadily clawing its way up into the top five.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    541
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    Dib was growing up. Not very well, though. He longs for the days of when he was oblivious to his genetic clone history and before his and Zim's... Relationship got confusing. What was a teenager taking care of his little sister to do?

    When Zim falls head over heels in love, he can't just not acknowledge that Dib would be revolted with him if the boy found out. But he can't stop himself either. They're both horimonal teenagers who desperately want to figure things out. But it's hard to do that when Dib's neglectful father tells him he's a hybrid of Irken and human and when Gaz needs to be supported.

    Oh, and, Gir and Skoodge eventually come into play seriously at some point too, I guess.

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    English
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    8,630
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    446
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    For thousands of years, never has a smeet been born naturally. Nor have any irken kind even thought about bringing one into the world. One infamous irken in particular however decides to create one in hopes of covering his plan delays, having a new “servant”, and hoping bringing back a natural irken can contain importance in both his mission and the irken empire.

    Little does he know that bringing about the child’s existence would bring questions and challenges in the his species’ viewpoints and learning more on what smeet can or cannot do. But this will not mean he will give up on it.

    And maybe there could be more to this tiny creature than being just his servant.

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    English
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    58,701
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2929
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    (RaPr au where Red and Purple are a few generations older than Zim and Tak. And an au where they don't become Tallest)

    Red and Purple are having a few problems with their friendship during invader training and Commander Spork sends them on a 'mission' together.

    This mission would have gone right if Purple wasn't the pilot and two defective smeets weren't onboard their ship.

    In an attempt to get to where their mission is, they activate the hyperspace function which doesn't work right. They crash land on Earth with all communication equipment completely destroyed or severely damaged and have to figure out what to do with the two smeets that had snuck onto the ship.

     

    They end up raising them

    But

    How does one raise a smeet?

     

    Aka: Red and Purple adopt two extremely defective irkens and find out about love on the way while being stuck on earth.

    Language:
    English
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    5,736
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    696
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    As an Irken Smeetery Drone you are tasked with the upbringing of future Irken soldiers and those who will help bring the empire to power and glory. You know this but you are powerless to do anything but spoil and coddle the smeets.

    You catch the eye of the Tallest Red.

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    Irken!Reader x Almighty Talleat Red

    I'm so rusty at smut

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    959
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    Purple has an important, Irk-shattering announcement to make...if only Red would shut up and finish his coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    545

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