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    Did you ever had this thing, where you get stuck in an arena full of kids, you need to kill to come out alive, but then you find out that one of them is your childhood bestfriend, then you fall in love with another one, and then you become friends with a few guys there?

    Never had that? Well, believe me, it sucks.

    -Richard Tozier

     

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    In which Richie Tozier volunteers for the Hunger Games to safe his sister.
    (cause he can't lose another one)

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    Or "The Sad Victorian Brothers"

    Struggling to survive in Victorian London, brothers Nick and John hatch a plan to make some money. But their attempt to blackmail Nick's employer goes wrong in a very unexpected way.

    (this is mostly nothing but quite silly porn. Should update twice a week)

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    In the Season One episode "Cypher," protagonist Police Detective Jim Ellison has just rescued Blair Sandburg -- his sometime work partner, housemate and best friend — from a serial killer. Blair, an anthropology doctoral candidate, notes that in some societies this action would make Jim his permanent “blessed protector” -- and offers to have the police department logo tattooed on himself in gratitude. Jim responds, “You get a tattoo and your blessed protector is going to kick your ass down seven flights of stairs to the lobby.” This story, in Jim's PoV, is my theory/explanation as to why Jim says this.
     
    I have made Jim's father, William, a decade older than canon states he is -- that is to say, born in 1928 rather than in 1938. Not only does this facilitate William's backstory as I describe it, but I believe that it also is more plausible under American societal norms to have William (an affluent American business leader) be 29 when his first son (Jim) is born rather than only 19.

        

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    Помню этот день как сейчас. Я ненавидел моменты, когда он начинал философствовать. Просто его выводы после нудных рассуждений ничем хорошим не заканчивались.

    Тогда это тоже был очередной серьёзный разговор с моим лучшим другом.

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    Hani, Roger, and their kingdom…

    (Set in Jordan and Cyprus, after the events of the film. Draws upon the book and film equally. An epilogue of sorts.)

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    — Не оглядывайся, — Ивайзуми делает шаг вперед и кладет ладонь на плечо Ойкавы, не сильно сжимая.

    — А что будет, если я все-таки оглянусь? — Ойкава изо всех сил старается улыбаться — выходит наверняка паршиво.

    — Я буду стоять за твоей спиной, чтобы подтолкнуть вперед. Как и всегда.

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    Zhao's loyalty lies with Zhao first. Reduced to serving two princes of questionable status, however, might be his last, best hope at climbing to the top.

    And if the opportunity for revenge on his former master, now the most influential Admiral in the Fire Navy, should present itself...

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    Missing scene for season 2 episode One False Step

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    Daniel has an ulterior motive for buying that piano for his apartment.

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    To save Daniel from being sacrificed on an alien altar, Jack makes a declaration that may have more ramifications than he realizes.

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    Jack surprises Daniel trying on his leather jacket.

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    “You must look less troubled,” said Edmund, “for our lives may depend on you seeming heartless. At least,” he added as he touched the wide iron band around his throat, “heartless to me.”

    Lucy agreed with him, but it was horribly hard for her to look at Edmund as he was now. Her brother, who when in Cair Paravel wore a crown cast from the same mold as her own, was now stripped of any markings of a king of Narnia or even a free man of any nation.

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    Всё настолько прямо и очевидно, что есть какой-то подвох: небольшой эксперимент с формой подачи. И да, хурма — ягода)

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    Castiel and Hana meet up for coffee after not having seen each other for a very long time, and their friendship is quickly rekindled and the hint and something more is very apparent.

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    After a ransom drop that ends in a shooting, Cody's preoccupied.

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    Джим Хэкер, прибыв на Даунинг-стрит для получения нового назначения от ПМ, встречает Главного Королевского Мышелова Её Величества...
    Фэнтези АУ с магическими расами (neko!AU)
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    Ch. 2 = illustration sketch
    neko!AU/fantasy AU

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    Sequel to I'm Always Here (https://archiveofourown.org/works/11843865/chapters/26736738).

    Sherlock and John have made their confessions but recovery is far from nearby, and they must learn to navigate this new life they share while working towards healing and love.

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    Бывший премьер-министр навещает бывшего секретаря Кабинета в больнице святой Димпны. (Постканон по новеллизации, примерно начало или первая половина 1990-х).
    По направленности — скорее смарм https://fanlore.org/wiki/Smarm

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    A huge snowstorm has hit New York just as Peter and his friends are about to leave for winter break. Now the four of them are trapped in the ESU honors dorms until morning.

    Mary Jane wants to use this time to get laid with Peter, though he’s distracted by the stress of getting Jessica a present. Meanwhile, Malcolm finds a... creative way to stop Jessica from ransacking the dorms for booze.

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    Бэкхён нигде не может найти Чондэ

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