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    It's fucking freezing, okay, and he's positive the rain is going to turn to sleet to ice to snow very fucking soon, and this dog- fucking hell, this dog is like a furnace against him and that's making it incredibly fucking difficult to keep his hands to himself!

    He wants to tangle his fingers in the long fur, to rub down that strong chest and belly and find out if his bedmate is a boy or a girl. He wants- fucking hell, but he wants to find the hottest part of this animal and bury the hardest part of himself up to the fucking hilt inside it until that heat spreads through him too.

     

    Or the one where Jaskier wakes one morning to find a large fluffy visitor in bed with him who he's positive wasn't there the night before, and ends up taking more than few liberates with the creature.

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    “Run” He growled
    “If the spell only makes you attack the people you love, I’ll be fine”
    “I’ll stay here and keep you from attacking anyone you actually love”
    “I love you!” Geralt snarled, The tree he was leaning against splintered under his fingers.
    “Now RUN”
    Prompt by @maggie.reads on Tik Tok that ran away from me.

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    1 areli, 30 million ottomans, things get a lil spicy

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    Jaskier loses to Valdo in a swordfight

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    Contrary to popular belief, not all bards were hardcore romantics with insatiable libidos. In fact, Valdo Marx was neither of these things.

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    Yen & Jaskier make a surprise visit to Kaer Morhen during Ciri’s first winter.

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    Santa Claus.

    Every kid wanted to meet him, staying up every Christmas Eve in the hopes of just a small glimpse of the man with the red coat and snowy white hair. It was a magical dream, one that sparked movies and books and songs all over the world, but just a dream. Most kids grew out of it, but not Jaskier. Oh no, not him. He was obsessed with Santa.

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    You thought it would be a normal day like any other. You visited your friend’s place expecting just to hang out with her and were shocked to see the makings of a ritual inside her basement. She claims she might’ve found a way to summon a demon. She was always odd, given her gothic looks, but you never thought she’d do stuff like this. Still, you decided to humor her and help her complete the summoning, thinking it would be a joke. Neither of you expected a sinister welcome from a fiendishly sexy visitor…

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    Tight fitting black doublet, some chest visible. Geralt felt his body reacting, and you know what the fucker did? Just smiled at Geralt, provocatively. Gazed at Geralt with such confidence, like he was waiting for him and he knew he was going to get him as soon as he walked through that door.

    “What can I do you for, Geralt? Recommend you one of my girls?” a friendly voice that matched a friendly face. Geralt knew Madame Irita, they had met during a Gwent tourney and she had won from Geralt. Afterwards they decided to have a drink.

    Geralt impulsively decided “not one of your girls”

    “Gods dammit Geralt, keep Dandelion in one piece. He’s good for this brothel,”

    Dandelion

    “Can’t promise a thing, Madame.” He said and she shook her head.

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    Geralt finally gets to show off his new storage space to his brothers after an unexpected encounter with them on the path.

    it's Jaskier. Jaskier is the storage space.

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    “Ungrateful? I’m not the one who nearly came to blows with a fan.”

    Jaskier gapes for a second, so profoundly wronged as to be rendered speechless. “That man,” he finally manages, “was not a fan.”

    Geralt rolls back his shoulders. “Knew more about your music than I could claim to.”

    “He called it cerebral, Geralt! He could hardly know less.”


    Or, five compliments on his compositions that Jaskier takes issue with and one he doesn’t

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    just random thoughts I have at night

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    3/?
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    Geralt tries getting fucked by a monster, but his ass is just too tight. Jaskier steps up to show the Witcher how it's done.

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    Or: Jaskier gets fucked by a tentacle monster, since Geralt can't manage on his own.

    That's all I got.

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    Kaneki gets brutally fucked

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    ...I don’t even think this needs an introduction, you can read the tags - you know what you’re getting into

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    The beginning of a week of fun: Jaskier is going to be for free use of his partners Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert. Shameless smut in a modern setting but the setting is the least of our concern here.

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    Jaskier's parents hire a witcher, because there are more and more monsters. He's explicitly told that witchers are dangerous beasts and that he shouldn't get near him, but Jaskier really wants to know what it's like to get fucked by the Butcher of Blaviken.

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    “Oh!” Jaskier shouts with disbelief, far too loud for midday in a nearly-respectable inn. “I can’t come?” he asks in a more reasonable tone, adding, “On your trip?” and winking for good measure.

    “You can do what pleases you otherwise.” Geralt watches the expressions pass over Jaskier’s face. “Except bathe. You’re saving for new boots, aren’t you? I’ll bring back coin for a bath once the contract is done.”

    “I can have anyone? Truly?”

     

    Geralt goes after a contract alone. Jaskier can do anything he wants while Geralt is away, with only two exceptions. (Do not need to have read Part 1)

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    29
    Hits:
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