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    Sirius and Remus are in a secret relationship - except Sirius, who has an actual crush on Remus, isn't sure if it's a real relationship.

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    No podía creer que estuviera ahi, siempre pensó reencarnar en algún personaje canónico, pero nunca en una infame loca que pasa de sus treinta años en un mundo mágico en plenos inicios de la última guerra.

    Harry Potter era la historia favorita de su hermana, pero no suya y ahora tenía que sobrevivir como Bellatrix Lastrange....

    ¡Ella no está loca!

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    Español
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    33,883
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    26/?
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    12
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    27
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    1
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    262
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    Grail Ashford is a very calm and collected man, the type to smile and laugh with everyone but, he is incredibly protective of those he loves. Especially his Angel.

    There's a reason Severus fell in love with this bubbly and spirited man, unfortunately for the marauders, they may have just found out why.

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    2/2
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    12
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    77
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    703
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    ...Every loving look and gentle touch the two shared, like pin pricks to his soul.

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    Sirius Black knows why he dislikes Severus Snape, he just refuses to acknowledge the reason.

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    1/1
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    8
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    104
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    2
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    1025
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    Basically, reader and Snape are married and have a son. Also, Albus Dumbledore is a meddling little shit and asks reader to join the Order.

    Just read it please it is better than it sounds, I promise ;)

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    English
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    5,280
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
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    4
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    609
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    Sirius is doodling a picture of a certain someone in class. And who catches him if not that same certain someone...

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    1/1
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    2
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    100
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    8
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    1000
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    A Marauders-era slowburn, centred around James' twin sister, Sloane, and her years at Hogwarts causing trouble with the Marauders.

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    2/?
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    1
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    30
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    Sirius' guesses about how not to be like the people who raised him don't always work out, let alone dominate over his learned behavior.

    Remus is afraid to tell people no, and too often tries to convince himself he was wrong to think they shouldn't anyway.

    James, well, alright, James might be spoiled, but it's only right that the good guys win over the bad guys and Slytherin House is nothing but a breeding ground for dark wizards, definitely bad guys.

    And Peter really really doesn't want to get on the bad side of the biggest fish in the pond.

    Lily barely has a sister any more, and her best friend's in the "enemy" house. Shouldn't pose too much of a challenge for a girl who can make anyone seem good, right? Wrong.

    Severus? really wishes there was somewhere where nobody ever wanted to beat him up. But until then and barring that, he'll fight back.

    Six kids, on an unfortunately sure course for tragedy.

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    English
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    1,370
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Sirius and Remus broke up years ago. Well, they didn't broke up. But they think they did, because of Sirius.

    Now Sirius lives in the muggle world and has a shelter for cats with his best friend Marlene McKinnon.

    When Remus goes looking for Sirius, he realizes that the man he loves is even dumber than he thought.

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    1/1
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    1
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    36
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    “Remus, I…” Sirius gulps and looks down. When he looks back up, his grey eyes are hazy. He reaches out as if to touch his face, then curls his fingers into a fist. “You are the most beautiful, incredible person I’ve ever known, and only an idiot wouldn’t be completely and helplessly gone for you.”

    The tenderness in his voice makes Remus shiver. “And I suppose you’re an idiot?”

    He presses his lips together, then murmurs, “Always have been.”

    ...

    In which Remus combines his powers of self-restraint and sarcasm to no one's benefit, Sirius is bad at feelings and even worse at words, and Lily and James are So Very Done with these idiots.

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    1/1
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    10
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    151
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    17
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    1094
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    After a summer of manipulation, abuse, and despair at the hands of his family, Sirius finds himself back at Hogwarts with no home to return to, the clothes on his back, and more emotional baggage than pounds on his frame.

    Remus returns to Hogwarts with a newfound knowledge of his sexuality and a fondness for menthol cigarettes.

    James really just wants Lily to smile at him. Peter wants his friends to stop making out on his bed.

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    22,571
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    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    2102
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    Sirius tries to take Remus out for a romantic date. Things don't exactly go as planned...

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    1,810
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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    205
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    'Time is a fickle thing. It twists and turns, becoming as shapeless as a leaf caught in the wind. It’s dangerous. That, Severus does not doubt. He knows it to be cruel and merciless. Full of malleolus intent and a burning passion to ruin everything in its path.

    It’s time, afterall. Both the healer, the breaker. And the fucking bane of Severus's existence.'

     

    Or a time-travel AU where Severus gets sent back in time, and becomes a reluctant bodyguard.

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    English
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    3,996
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    38
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    247
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    42
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    2070
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    As Sirius and James return from a late-night prank setup, they come across someone in the hallway, which leads to a thrilling idea and a less-than-thrilling detention.

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    1/1
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    7
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    56
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    In which James has his arse handed to him (several times) and Remus cannot understand why he cares so much about what Sirius is up to.

    Or, Remus pines and James licks his wounds. Life goes on.

    Series
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    English
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    8,084
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    24
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    2
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    560
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    Le claquement de la porte au rez-de-chaussée la fit sursauter, mais elle ne s’interrompit pas.
    Elle ne retint pas un soupir rageur. Il l’avait suivie, évidemment. Ou peut-être qu’il rentrait simplement chez lui. Qu’est-ce qu’il pouvait bien vouloir encore ? Il l’avait blessée. Cette fois, elle n’écouterait même pas ses explications. Ca ne prendrait pas. C’était fini.
    Fi.
    Ni.

    Elle entendit ses pas dans les escaliers, mais ne s’arrêta pas dans sa tâche. Elle allait prendre ses affaires et partir. Loin. Loin de lui et elle pourrait se reconstruire.

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    1,402
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    1/1
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    3
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    104
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    Sirius thinks Remus' going to break up with him because he doesn't love him, but, before facing that reality, Sirius has one more try to solve it, the last try.

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    4
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    32
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    2
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    Sirius watched as the blue haired boy ran out of the class door and across the yard. As he got closer he noticed the jacket he was wearing was covered in patches - Velvet underground, X-ray Spex, Ramones - and as he got even closer, Sirius noticed the T-shirt he was wearing underneath quite clearly stated 'death to the patriarchy'. Sirius continued to watch as the little boy flew right past him and James and into the waiting arms of a man stood a few feet behind them.

    “D’ya think I did good, Dad?” he asked as the guy scooped him up into his arms, and held him against his hip, “I think I did good anyways.”

    “You did great, Sprout.” The man said, Shit. Shit, shit! That was the man who had sat next to Sirius during the performance…
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    Remus Lupin is a single dad, who Sirius meets (and unwittingly insults) at his nephew's school play. He's handsome, funny, and seemingly very put together. Remus is a secondary school english teacher and hoards books, Sirius owns a cafe/record store and hoards records. They have lots in common and keep running into each other, who knows what will happen :) [Rated T because of a lot of swearing. ]

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    English
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    35,127
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    38
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    173
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    48
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    4254
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    Sirius cree que Remus va terminar con él porque ya no lo quiere, pero antes de enfrentar aquella realidad, tiene un intentento más para resolverlo, el último intento.

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    5,759
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    1/1
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    13
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    3
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    74
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    “Hello Remus Black-Lupin, you are now the proud husband of a genius. Be proud,” is about the gist of it because then Remus, the ungrateful sod, is stuffing wedding cake down the front of his beautifully done-up sapphire red kimono. He pretends to be insulted and shrieks, “the indignity! Wait until the wedding night Moony!” before clonking the taller boy over the head with his wedding bouquet of white roses and then catapulting frosting at James’ face for daring to suggest he, as he so generously puts it, “snog ‘em silly Paddy lad!”

    Marrying his best friend so that the aforementioned best friend can evade the anti-werewolf laws seems like the best plan he has had in literal ages. But y'know, as these things go, the man turns out to be quite the crybaby, a bit of a blanket hogger, and, oh yeah, a seductive little minx that makes Sirius knees feel like blubber.

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    English
    Words:
    10,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2865

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