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    Sirius eats chocolate as padfoot and tells james. there idiots so chaos ensues. this was so stupid.

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    ・ Chiaroscuro ・
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    ・ Plural noun: Chiaroscuros ・

    ・ An effect of contrasted light and shadow created by light falling unevenly or from a particular direction on something. Chiaroscuro involves the combined use of light and shadow. However, the meeting point of these two values may give rise to sharp lines or contours. ・
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    Harry Potter Characters React to Severus Snape
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    I watched all of the Gacha react videos on YouTube, and my only talent is writing or acting so I wrote this! This will be a multi-shot, with no more than 5 parts (should be), but I’m making this up as I go. This is set post HBP (after Half-Blood Prince [Book 6]). TW Warnings: Swearing, Blood, Canon-Typical Violence, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER, Major Character(s) Death(s), Marauders Being Assholes, Lily Evans Potter Being an Asshole.
    I am American (but I want to move to Britain/Somewhere in the UK), so terminology may be incorrect. Please forgive me.
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    I hope you enjoy!! ♡

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    He cleared his throat, figuring he’d start with a safe question. “Why did you transfer to Hogwarts?”
    Her nose flared delicately. “I didn’t get to graduate at my old school,” she said flatly. “It got—destroyed. I came here on acc—I didn’t want to come here. I didn’t have a choice.”
    “Why didn’t you have a choice?”
    “Because all my friends are gone, Black. I don’t think I’ll ever get to see them again.”

    or, regulus changes for a reason. sirius pov

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    Title from "hoax" by taylor swift

    Lily Evans Potter learned how to believe in real love from three men: James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin.

    One of them is making her doubt.

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    The one where Lily calls Sirius out on his bullshit with tears and disappointment.

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    He remembered thinking, praying almost, that if Remus died, his heart would stop pumping blood. It would stop because Remus is what kept it going, Remus is what kept his lungs breathing and his world spinning. If Remus died, so would he. He remembered thinking there was not a world in which he would not follow Remus to the ends of the earth and beyond.

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    Sirius Black credeva che fosse divertente disturbare la lezione della professoressa McGonagall. Sicuramente non immaginava che la sua punizione avrebbe previsto una collaborazione forzata con Severus Piton.

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    James Potter's house was filled with love, spices, and culture.

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    Sirius is an idiot and got injured.
    Remus has mild chronic illness.
    They meet in the emergency room.

     

    Alternatively, Sirius is bored in the ER and starts talking to the boy sat next to him

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    Remus writes S+R on his notebook and Sirius thinks he's in love with snape.

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    Thor and Loki were called to Surrey, England, to investigate a freak storm located over Privet Drive. When they arrive, they find a little girl with a lightning bolt scar living with abusive relatives. But as Loki looks at her, he discovers that the child has a glamour on and that underneath she is the spitting image of his brother Thor. Upon further questioning, Thor and Loki find that Evelyn Iris Potter is the daughter of Thor's former lover Lily Evans. Thor realizes that this little girl, with the power to control the weather, is in fact his daughter. What happens when Thor takes her away from her relatives to live with him and the Avengers in New York. How will the Wizarding World react to learn that Evelyn Potter isn't a Potter after all?

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    "... —Esto es tu culpa —Severus gruñó, está molesto eso cualquiera con media neurona lo puede ver, sus colas están esponjadas, sus orejas alzadas en guardia concentradas en el idiota que tiene contra el piso, sus garras se calvaron contra la piel ajena al apretar el agarre, un gruñido puro salió de su boca mientras enseña los dientes más afilados que los de un humano, de los cuales resaltan los grandes caninos—. Gracias a tu insensatez no me puedo controlar —las dos líneas horizontales negras que comienzan en cada mejilla y se pierden por la línea del cabellos, junto con el borde rojo brillante que bordea sus ojos como delineador acentuando sus esquinas, hacen que su ceño fruncido resalte de manera amenazadora—. Abriste la puta caja de pandora, atente a las consecuencias..."

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    James Fleamont Potter liked to consider himself the number one expert on relationships at Hogwarts. He liked to say that he was the equivalent of Cupid, though his friends, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot vehemently disagreed with this assertation. But what did they know of love? Of romance? Of seduction? In James’s opinion, they knew very little.

    Due to his extensive knowledge and wealth of experience, James was quite sure that two of his best friends, Messrs. Moony and Padfoot were desperately in love with one another and that neither had any intention of doing anything about it.

    And James had the perfect plan to remedy this situation to ensure that his friends lived happily ever after. Thus, his divination matchmaking scheme was born.

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    In seguito ad una notte di luna piena, i malandrini devono riportare Remus al castello. Tuttavia, Peter, nei panni di Codaliscia, mentre controllava che il passaggio fosse libero, viene catturato da Severus Piton e portato via come un ratto domestico. James e Sirius devono studiare un piano per recuperarlo dal dormitorio dei serpeverde...

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    In which James has his arse handed to him (several times) and Remus cannot understand why he cares so much about what Sirius is up to.

    Or, Remus pines and James licks his wounds. Life goes on.

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    He had loved Harry since the day he was born, but it was a simple love, uncomplicated. Here, in this stupid nondescript place in Winchester, his heart felt heavy for the boy in his arms, and he knew intrinsically that he would do anything in the world to make sure that he would be happy. It took his breath away. A feeling he had never felt before. Not with Lily. Not James. Or Emmeline. Not the handful of men he had loved so dearly in his past. This was bigger. More. He held on.

    "I miss them so much Harry." He breathed, and Harry let out a few more sobs into his shirt. "Everyday. I know baby. It's okay. It’s okay to miss them."
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    After an accident that resulted in Remus raising young Harry Potter on his own Remus does something drastic. Lost with no idea how to go on, he takes a job on an estate in the countryside, hoping to leave his life far behind.

    A story about coping with loss, growing up, and realizing that you’re always gonna be muddling through it all anyways.

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    Eva Bishop is just trying to live her life as best as she can in her seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry without any unneeded interruptions. Unfortunately for her, Sirius Black is hell bent on making her life more difficult than she wants it to be.

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    James Potter and Regulus Black find themselves in a situation where neither of them knows how to handle their feelings. It's even worse when they have to fear people finding out about it the next morning. And all of that because they just wanted their minds to shut up for a second.

    Read the tags! They basically tell the whole story.

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    When Harry asks to go back in time, Death stipulates that he has no influence over bringing life – Harry has to come into the world the way everyone does.

    “Ow,” James wheezes, hand coming up to his stomach. “Did someone just sucker punch me in the kidney? What was that?”

    [tl;dr Death goes full Zeus and the Marauders are pretty sure James is being possessed by a demon]

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    In which:

    1. a prank goes very wrong
    2. clothes disappear
    3. groins get kicked
    4. love gets confessed
    5. Peter sees something he didn't want to see... ever

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    Sirius hasn't been thinking about Moony at all, and he’s enjoying that, thank you very much.

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    "What are you doing, Moons?"

     

    "Shhhhh……!"

     

    "Uh! What's happening here?"

     

    "I said Shhhhh…. It means - shut the hell up!"

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