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    No podía creer que estuviera ahi, siempre pensó reencarnar en algún personaje canónico, pero nunca en una infame loca que pasa de sus treinta años en un mundo mágico en plenos inicios de la última guerra.

    Harry Potter era la historia favorita de su hermana, pero no suya y ahora tenía que sobrevivir como Bellatrix Lastrange....

    ¡Ella no está loca!

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    In which James has his arse handed to him (several times) and Remus cannot understand why he cares so much about what Sirius is up to.

    Or, Remus pines and James licks his wounds. Life goes on.

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    4/?
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    Maybe if they had know things would have gone differently. Maybe if they had knew what was to come they wouldn’t be in this position. But they hadn’t know and it was to late to do anything. But what if there’s was a way for them to have know, it doesn’t seem possible but maybe.....

     

    Or the original order of the Phoenix reads the prisoner of Azkaban

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    Le claquement de la porte au rez-de-chaussée la fit sursauter, mais elle ne s’interrompit pas.
    Elle ne retint pas un soupir rageur. Il l’avait suivie, évidemment. Ou peut-être qu’il rentrait simplement chez lui. Qu’est-ce qu’il pouvait bien vouloir encore ? Il l’avait blessée. Cette fois, elle n’écouterait même pas ses explications. Ca ne prendrait pas. C’était fini.
    Fi.
    Ni.

    Elle entendit ses pas dans les escaliers, mais ne s’arrêta pas dans sa tâche. Elle allait prendre ses affaires et partir. Loin. Loin de lui et elle pourrait se reconstruire.

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    Sirius thinks Remus' going to break up with him because he doesn't love him, but, before facing that reality, Sirius has one more try to solve it, the last try.

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    He’d been all tall stature, long limbs, and Welsh lilt, with honeyed curls and amber eyes, face perfectly coated with a smattered colony of freckles and a myriad of scars that disappeared below his collar and snaked out of all the free places of the B&B blouse he wore. Sirius hated it, and hated him.

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    Sirius is an artist, Remus is a barista, and the two of them have the fattest load of communication issues ever known to man. And James Potter and Lily Evans are the highlight of everything.
    (complete)
    *rated explicit due to implied sex and graphic depictions of alcohol and legal drug use, heavy swearing*
    -MI was the first modern au fic i ever read so there are some similar ideas - sirius’s nightmares i got from another fic. i don’t recommend MI to my (young) audience as it’s sexually explicit and god knows ao3 doesn’t have good enough age restrictions. some scenes are similar like the kissing in the club :) -
    -for anyone wondering a lot of my prose inspo comes from rossetti, caitlin siehl, montparnasse .-
    -THIS HAS A HAPPY ENDING I PROMISE!-

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    28/28
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    Sirius watched as the blue haired boy ran out of the class door and across the yard. As he got closer he noticed the jacket he was wearing was covered in patches - Velvet underground, X-ray Spex, Ramones - and as he got even closer, Sirius noticed the T-shirt he was wearing underneath quite clearly stated 'death to the patriarchy'. Sirius continued to watch as the little boy flew right past him and James and into the waiting arms of a man stood a few feet behind them.

    “D’ya think I did good, Dad?” he asked as the guy scooped him up into his arms, and held him against his hip, “I think I did good anyways.”

    “You did great, Sprout.” The man said, Shit. Shit, shit! That was the man who had sat next to Sirius during the performance…
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    Remus Lupin is a single dad, who Sirius meets (and unwittingly insults) at his nephew's school play. He's handsome, funny, and seemingly very put together. Remus is a secondary school english teacher and hoards books, Sirius owns a cafe/record store and hoards records. They have lots in common and keep running into each other, who knows what will happen :) [Rated T because of a lot of swearing. ]

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    Sirius cree que Remus va terminar con él porque ya no lo quiere, pero antes de enfrentar aquella realidad, tiene un intentento más para resolverlo, el último intento.

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    1/1
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    “Hello Remus Black-Lupin, you are now the proud husband of a genius. Be proud,” is about the gist of it because then Remus, the ungrateful sod, is stuffing wedding cake down the front of his beautifully done-up sapphire red kimono. He pretends to be insulted and shrieks, “the indignity! Wait until the wedding night Moony!” before clonking the taller boy over the head with his wedding bouquet of white roses and then catapulting frosting at James’ face for daring to suggest he, as he so generously puts it, “snog ‘em silly Paddy lad!”

    Marrying his best friend so that the aforementioned best friend can evade the anti-werewolf laws seems like the best plan he has had in literal ages. But y'know, as these things go, the man turns out to be quite the crybaby, a bit of a blanket hogger, and, oh yeah, a seductive little minx that makes Sirius knees feel like blubber.

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    In which Sirius and Remus get trapped together in the Shrieking Shack after the full, braiding happens, and Sirius is just mad about his Moony.

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    After a couple-too-many cups of Firewhisky, Sirius comes up with a brilliant idea: form a band. At first, they all thought he was joking, but his charming smile was too convincing.
    And that’s how Abaffiato was born, bringing with it heartbreaks, love, self-discovery and even more friendship. And not to mention even more fame to the popular Hogwarts pranksters (and Marlene, their bassist), being known now around the castle as also rockstars. What else could these sixth years want?

    "What they all didn't know was that Sirius was right. Things were going to change from that point on, and in the future they would all thank Sirius’ stupid band idea for it. It really was the start on era."

    (Basically a Band AU but not really since they are still in Hogwarts)

     
    I DO NOT AGREE WITH AND/OR SUPPORT ANY OF JK ROWLING'S DISGUSTING VIEWS!
    (i promise my writing gets better as the fic progresses lol)

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    31/?
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    Sirius sticks his foot in his mouth…again.

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    This is just our gay dads when they were at school being all cute and shit. Also Sirius Black is a little shit but that is why everyone loves him.

    ~Happy Birthday to my best friend, Aleks! I hope you have a great day!~

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    "Did you lie to your mam one too many times then? About having a boyfriend, I mean."

    The shorter boy stared at him, eyes wide with disbelief, "How the fuck did you figure that out?"

    "I've done the same thing to my mam. God, she absolutely had my guts for garters when she found out I wasn't telling the truth. Set me up on a god awful date with some bloke called Gilderoy who was a right arse. I reckon it was payback,"

    Sirius was still staring at him. "You like -"

    "Yes, Sirius, I like boys -" Remus smirked. "and girls actually, I'm not fussy,"

    "Uh, right. Didn't know that's all. Thanks for telling me." He said, rubbing the back of his neck. "I - I don't know what to do. I can't tell her on my own because she'll worry and try to set me up on endless dates again. It's sweet but I'm really not comfortable with it and I don't have a boyfriend to bring. I'm fucked, aren't I?"

    Or the one where Sirius lied to his mother one too many times about having a boyfriend and ropes his very attractive coworker into his hairbrained scheme

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    "Remus?" Sirius' voice breaks Remus' concentration and he looks up from his book and directly at the younger boy, who is sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the fire, body slightly turned to the sofa Remus is curled up on. It's 2 am and they're the only two in the common room.
    "Yes, Padfoot?"
    "Can I ask you a question?"
    "Yes?" Sirius isn't looking at him, so he looks back down at the book, reading as he listens. It takes Sirius a few seconds to speak up again.
    "Would you ever date a man?" It's asked so quietly and so quickly, Remus thinks he may have misheard him.
    "Would I ever date a man?" He asks, seeking confirmation as he shuts his book, Sirius still isn't looking at him, he's focusing on picking at his fingernails.
    "Yeah."
    "That's a pretty big question to be asking."

    -

    Sirius learns about himself while Remus falls in love.

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    When the Marauders find a questionable spell to make them irresistible to the feminine population of Hogwarts, Remus has a feeling he'll be stuck cleaning up the mess. Severus is thoroughly entertained by the results.

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    This is an AU where Sirius goes to Remus, first. It’s angsty.

     

    I just want to watch the world burn (I got the gasoline)

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    2/?
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    10
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    32
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    1
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    "Goblins like gold, right, Professor Flitwick?"

    OR: Sirius is Deeply Troubled by a Most Perplexing Shift in his Mental Health-- was blue not his favorite color any more?

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    In which Sirius thinks of a genius work around for the “No Students Out Of Bed At Night” rule and Minerva isn’t impressed.

    Warning: Do not try this at home.

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    James Potter is everyone's favorite tattoo artist.

    Everyone, i.e, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Almost a meet-cute, followed by a nearly romantic rendezvous.

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    3/3
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    2
    Comments:
    25
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1980

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