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    “neil?” andrew asked. neil looked up and jolted at the expression on andrew’s face. for all of andrew’s carefully constructed walls were down, the mask of apathy he wore nowhere in sight. instead, andrew’s face was open, raw, contorted with anguish. his eyes, normally glowing golden with the intensity in them, were dull and full of pain.

    andrew stepped closer. his hands were shaking. “neil?” he asked again, when neil could not come up with a response. his voice cracked midway across neil’s name and he wrung his hands together. “did i—? what did—? tell me—tell me—tell me where i went wrong.” his voice broke and his expression crumpled. if neil didn’t know better he’d think andrew would say ‘please’. “whatever it was… whatever i did… i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.”

    neil’s heart broke. “no!” he almost shouted, hurrying across and taking andrew’s hands in his own. “’drew. you didn’t do anything wrong. i promise.”

    [or, a sudden realisation makes neil pull away from andrew.]

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    Maybe it was some sort of cosmic joke that his neighbor opened the door as he arrived on the third floor, the two of them coming face to face.

    Hazel met blue as eyes caught on each other, Andrew’s widening before raking them up and down Neil’s body.

    “You’re bleeding, Josten.”
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    In which Neil does some dumb things, Andrew takes care of him for the first time, and maybe Neil starts to get comfortable in his new life- no thanks to the weather and WITSEC.

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    Neil smiled bright like the sun, then he leaned in and placed a kiss on Andrew’s forehead, then on his lips. 

    Andrew knew he was home, and he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Neil in a small town in Colorado.

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    Andrew reminisces about old times on the morning of his 35th birthday

    just a little something i wrote for my bbys birthday

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    with time andrew had become good at keeping a certain part of his mind separate: the part that yearned for protection, love, care. he knew all too well the ease with which surfacing vulnerability could overwhelm him, but the more his awareness of his 'inner child' grew the more difficult it was to keep it locked away. they were the same, after all. it was easy to pretend he didn’t want anything, but god, he did. so much that he could barely stop. so much that it haunted him, stole the voice from his lungs.

    and so, the pain was always there. always a dull ache in the center of his chest. always tearing down his defenses until the next bad day, the next breakdown—waiting until the moment he was too vulnerable to stop the way it flooded every cell, every muscle, until he was curling into himself and fighting the urge to wipe it away forever.

    [or, a story about andrew's inner journey as he struggles to reconcile with his wounded inner child.]

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    6/?
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    "I need an answer for this, Andrew," he prods, "You don't have to write me an essay, just… tell me the basics. What do you like?"

    He sighs in defeat and tucks his socked feet under Neil's thigh. "When you… say things," he says slowly.

    Neil stares at him, "I need a little more to go on than that, love."

    Andrew flicks him on the arm, irritated, "I meant when you say nice things, asshole. Like when you tell me I'm… good."

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    Allison and Renee are finally getting married, which means that their friends and family are invited to the happy event.

    Which means that the Foxes will be gathered together.

    Which means that Andrew will have to deal with being in close contact with Neil, the 'nothing' he broke up with for very good reasons (in his mind), and the Exy junkie's attractive British boyfriend.

    What could go wrong?

    Written for Fandom Trumps Hate 2021

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    A domestic Andreil oneshot where Neil is Abram and Andrew finds a gun in his bathroom sink. Also, Sir has favourites.

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    andrew had spent years living with the hard lessons a childhood spend in the system had taught him. it was clear. nothing good never lasted. little nobody boys like him could never receive anything but the worst of agonies. to want was to sign your own death warrant. to love was to hand over your heart on a platter. to trust was to offer a gun hilt-first with the nozzle pressing into your heart.

    and no matter what, no matter when, no matter how—he would never be enough. nothing about him would ever be enough. he would only ever be of little consequence, little worth. nothing to cherish, certainly nothing to love.

    and nothing about him would ever be enough to make another stay.

    [or: neil is not home, and andrew spirals.]

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    Neil arrives a day early for a holiday break at Andrew's and finds something unexpected. Andrew has been keeping secrets.

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    Andrew can't seem to stop taking on strays.

    Or, Andrew and Neil get cats

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    Um olhar na rotina noturba de Kevin, Neil e Andrew, anos após se livrarem de Riko e da máfia.

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    Português brasileiro
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    neil had been safe for years, the monsters of his childhood long dead, but for the past couple of nights it was like the horror hadn’t ended at all. each moment was filled with frantic, consuming terror; his mind filled with persistent dread and bracing itself for attack.

    under the weight of the crippling anxiety sleep eluded him completely; he couldn’t let his guard down, couldn’t let his body rest, couldn’t succumb to the deep spell that would leave him completely exposed and vulnerable. and so, constant, anxiety-fuelled insomnia left him exhausted and fading at the edges, too tired to sort through the blurred line between past and present. each moment was spent in utter hypervigilance and paranoid glances over his shoulder; he had fallen back into old habits of watching entrances, tracking exits. whatever meagre sleep he managed to get was with one of andrew’s knives sheathed below his pillow.

    [or, neil josten is having a Bad Time. he and his alters try to cope. andrew helps.]

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    6/?
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    144
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    22
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    (or is he?)

    kevin comes to visit andreil & officially meet sir fat cat mccatterson and king fluffkins. it goes much better than expected.

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    Andrew comes home from a trip and has an evening alone with his cats.

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    Andrew sighs pointedly, flicking his eyes over towards Neil. “Dick jokes, in front of my sourdough bread?”

    From Andrew and Neil’s kitchen a phone rings. “Kevin,” they say in unison without looking to check who it was.

    Andrew looks down, then back up. “It is, in fact, Kevin. But it is also 10:15, you know what that means.” Without another word, he disconnects their camera.

    The screen rearranges itself, Raquel and Dick’s pictures enlarge slightly. “Well, that was an eventful interview, folks,” Raquel says.

    Dick shrugs. “Andrew Minyard has strong opinions on sourdough and they’re cat people.”
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    Or, baking, coming out, and lots of banter.

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    Temporary title.
    Neil and Andrew are art majors; Neil draws, Andrew paints. Aaron is still a doctor because he’s smart as fuck. Matt is just. Matt. Bless him.
    Kinda funny, kinda cute, less angsty than usual. :)

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    Andrew sempre se assustava com a capacidade que Neil tinha de ler seus pensamentos apenas com um olhar. Com toda a profundidade e o mistério de um oceano, os olhos de Neil sempre pareciam saber tudo o que pensava. E o que mais irritava Andrew é que ele não fazia nenhum esforço para isso, sequer parecia notar o que fazia.

    Language:
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    1,356
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    30
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    Neil works at a candy shop. Andrew purchases his body weight in candy.

    Featuring: several dinners, lots of lollipops, lots of kissing, a very hungry Andrew, a very soft Kevin, and a huge amount of found family feels.

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    Andrew esbarra em seu primo na nova escola de suas filhas e ele e seu irmão gêmeo acabam se conhecendo, anos depois do que deveriam.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    1,847
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186

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