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    At the bachelor pad which is an apartment on the 41st floor of an apartment building in Poughkeepsie, there are a lot of Men. These men are all (Staring Grandma is a character by the way) best friends. They do not leave their bachelor pad, it's actually Jesus Christ's bachelor pad. Jesus Christ got a job that is telemarketing for The Shop which is the barbershop Hey Arnold's Grandpa owns which is in the South Bronx, and it is a remote job where he uses his own cell phone and cell phone number to take inbound and outbound calls from. His boss does not pay him on time very often, his boss is from Poughkeepsie. At the bachelor pad, there are a lot of Men and they are all friends. There is hijinx that goes on (a Tesla vehicle crashes into the back door of the apartment, Staring Grandma, Papusas in the kitchen catch fire, Drake makes a call on the rotary phone, Bad Bunny finds the provalone cheese Jesus Christ was hiding in the bathroom cabinet from him, and Staring Grandma). Why did Stu Pickles break up with Rauw Alejandro, and whom for why is the with a the garden hose wrapped around his ankle? Please read to find out, please.

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    Basically just the gospels but gay and in a coffee shop with a light sprinkling of blasphemy

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    A new attraction has come to court of Emperor Nero: an old man, a traveller calling himself the Doctor, and two young women, Susan and Vicki. The emperor is intrigued by them, for many reasons, and hosts them at his court, even allowing one of them to go and visit Rome under the tutelage of one of his most loyal friends, Petronius.

    Little does he know that hell is going to break loose on the city. Suddenly, a fire starts, and all Rome is devoured by the flames. With Vicki lost in the streets of Rome, the Doctor helps the emperor as he can against the fire, while Susan gets to know the man and his wife Poppea.

    Eventually, Vicki comes across another old man, who once was a fisherman in a faraway land ...

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    I thought I'd use my traditional "no second draft" "vomiting thoughts" processing technique. I read "The Three Judases" by the famous Argentine author Jorge Luis Borges, and it got me thinking about how Judas Iscariot was a close friend of the other Apostles (except, maybe, John the Beloved), and how it would not be unreasonable for him and Peter to have a friendly relationship. Thus, this.

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    Chapter 1: Aziraphale has "forgotten" his lunch after heading to work! What's a demon husband to do but take it to the office for him?
    Chapter 2: Crowley is taking his revenge on his bosses via powerpoint. It's time for Aziraphale to pop on by the office.

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    Jesus breaks up with Judas so that bitch ass rats him out so he freaking dies, but dw he comes back to life in three days. But during those three days he meets up with that other bitch Lucifer ho tried to tempt him with hot gay devil sex in that canyon. But Jesus said no cuz he's the son of god and shit even though that bitch Jehovah also had hot gay sex. But maybe one day he'll accept, who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Peter starts thinking about Jesus in a way he isn’t supposed to

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    The story of how Gordon Brittas accidentally became immortal.

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    Judas Iscariot's life and death in twelve fragments.

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    A short ficlet about Jesus healing a man's ear after Peter cuts it off in an effort to prevent his Lord being taken. Written for the memorial of Nisan 14th.

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    "And while they were describing to them the things they had seen, behold, they saw three men coming out of the tomb, with the two young men supporting the One, and a cross following them. (40) And the head of the two reaching unto to heaven, but the One of whom they led out by the hand, His head reached beyond the heavens. (41) And they heard a voice from heaven asking, ‘Did you preach to those who sleep?’ (42) And a response was heard from the cross saying, ‘Yes!"

     

    Y'all know the noncanonical gospel with giant Jesus ....? Yeah. This is. Yeah. Somehow I wrote fluff about it.

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    Judas stop it!
    Jesus, tell your boyfriend to stop!
    He's gonna lose subs!

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    Respecter les traditions n'empêche pas d'innover de temps en temps.

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    Brenda is pretty sure that she died.

    Or she's hallucinating.

    Either way, shit's going on that she can't quite understand and she's got a lady to get home to.

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    Looking back I can’t see why I didn’t see it coming. I mean, He warned us enough times! I guess I was just too stubborn. I refused to think that anything could go wrong. I mean, we were on top of the world. I guess I had better explain myself.

    When I was moving, I found a nearly 25 year old floppy disk labeled as my writing. $20 on Amazon and two days later I was able to read it. This was on it.

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    "You showed her mercy," judas says, suddenly understanding.

    "no. I told her father to kill her."

    judas shakes his head. "she was in pain."

    "she was-" and His voice breaks, "three." it is only then that judas notices He has begun to shake. "she was born that way- born coughing. she never had a chance. why- why would My Father do that?"

     

    AKA, another alternate take on Judas Iscariot in The Bible, because the author is queer and has religious trauma 😎😎😎

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    An eternity ago, Judas tried (and failed) to save Jesus from himself.

     

    In the present, a woman inherits a legacy stained with silvered blood.

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    Simon and Matthew learn a valuable lesson while at a dinner they don't want to attend

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    Simon Z has to broaden his horizons when he's with the Master.

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