17 Works in Sick Jeremy Heere

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    Michael didn't like nature. He'd much rather spend time inside in the safety of his own home, eating trashy Seven-Eleven sushi and playing video games, rather than come face to face with any sort of trees, animals, or otherly-beings. That was, until he met a feral centaur-- one that just so happened to be caught in his old swing set.

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    Five years, three months and one day. That’s how long Michael had had Hanahaki. Until two months and eight days ago when he had it removed. He had had enough, and thought, “Fuck it. If it’s been over five years and he still doesn’t love me, he never will.”

    The ‘he’ that Michael’s in-brain conversation was his best friend Jeremy. 

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    The Ghoul Boys, but Gayer.

    An airport, a trip to the farmers market, an encounter with some wack-ass dude selling totems, and McDonald's at 4am. Throw a little spoopy demon action in there and you got yourself the recipe for Boyf Riends as Buzzfeed Unsolved.

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    Michael accidentally realizes that Jeremy’s running a fever.

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    Jeremy thinks he can fake being well enough to go to an amusement park. Michael knows him too well.

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    you were feeling a bit nostalgic that day. you were sitting at your kitchen table and going through an old photo album until your schmaltz-tinged gaze met that of a photo that should have never been there - a photo that didn't contain you or any of your family members - but instead, your childhood bully. christian emmerich, or, as your daughter seems to know him, blixa bargeld.
    how could you not go on a rampage after learning what kind of music he made?
    and how did you wind up in a jail cell with him of all people?
    (blixa bargeld x reader dont like do read or else)

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    A humble arcade cabinet loses an obsession with figuring out his own origins when a clumsy, skate-wearing teen crashes into him.

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    How the Squip learned to replace existential dread with hopeless pining.

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    Jeremy's dad is out of town and finals are tomorrow, which, according to his body, makes it the perfect time to get sick. He ends up accepting help from both his favorite person and his absolute least favorite person. Or, supercomputer, that is.

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    Jeremy wants to play tough for his girlfriend, but it doesn’t really go as planned.

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    Everyone knows you can’t actually get sick from being cold. But being cold for an extended period of time does effectively weaken the immune system. In Jeremy’s case, his immune system is already awful, so being soaked outside in the middle of winter is practically a death sentence, and Michael is fed up with Jeremy’s idiocy.

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    Jeremy Heere is sick, which is really nothing new, since he has the immune strength of a speck of dust. Being sick at school? Awful. Being sick at school during gym class? Hell.

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    Jeremy and Michael planned a huge date, boyf riends style. A lot of goofing off and hanging out. However, Jeremy doesn’t show up at Michael’s when he’s supposed to and Michael gets suspicious.

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    Jeremy gets a migraine but is afraid to take anything for fear of reactivating the SQUIP.

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    If Jeremy was being honest, there was nothing worse than being sick. Sure, you got to stay home from school, but you were miserable - sick and alone with only crappy afternoon tv to keep you company. Alone, that is, if you didn't have a best friend looking out for you.

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    Jeremy’s SQUIP makes him depressed, it doesn’t allow him to eat most days, and slowly installs the idea that everything about Jeremy makes Jeremy want to die.

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    Jeremy hadn't shown up to school that day, and Michael decides to check on him after classes end.

    What seems like a normal bug turns out to be a lot worse.

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    2/?
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    First it was Michael taking care of Jeremy, and now it was the other way around

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