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standard operating procedure (x4 speedrun) by reptilianraven
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
22 May 2022
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Giann happily munches on diced peaches and the sweet victory of Marius failing to rattle him. “And the last big thing I missed?”
Marius smirks, “I’m in a romantic relationship rest of the current NXX Investigation Team in a super cool polycule setup.”
Giann loses all the composure the media loved to praise him for and nearly chokes on his fruit. “What?”
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After Giann (and Neil) are rescued, Giann learns that Marius is dating four people. That’s…a lot of people to Giann needs to vet. Because he’s the older brother, y'know? He has to vet Marius’ boyfriends + girlfriend.
And while the logistics of intimidating an entire polycule to Not Break Marius’ Heart are a bit of a doozy, he's determined to see it through.
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Happy Family by terrytheboxwithlimbs
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
21 May 2022
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How every member of the Batfamily find out/meet Roy and Lian.
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Shovel talk by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2022
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Luo Binghe was good at hiding his undying love for Shizun.
He would have preferred it to stay that way until he was strong enough to ask for the honor of courting him.
Too bad Ning Yingying didn't have the same idea.
"How serious are you with Shizun?"
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While at a crime scene, Sherlock deduces who Lestrade is dating and decides they need to talk
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What are your intentions with him? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types
14 May 2022
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"What are your intentions with Bruce?"
Clark nearly choked on his tea. He imagined the newspaper headlines Superman killed by tea and inappropriate questions from nine-year-olds.
He coughed into his fist, trying to have a modicum of demeanor, while blue eyes stared at him waiting for his response.
Dick Greyson was only nine years old, but Clark would have preferred to face an army of robots of Lex Luthor rather than be given the speech by a child.
A child fiercely protective of his guardian, and with every reason to be.
Clark glanced desperately at the cave entrance, hoping that Alfred or Bruce would save him.
Unfortunately, they were nowhere to be seen, and he was abandoned to his fate.
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Where Dick and Jason are very protective of their weird dad, and Clark wasn't ready for their shovel talk. Why did nobody warn him that children could be so terrifying?
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shovel talk by So_Runs_the_World_Away for Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
12 May 2022
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“I saw you two kissing at the arcade, you know.”
Charlie froze. “What?”
Tao scowled at the rugby field. “By the crane machine? You weren’t being very subtle.”
“And… is that… okay?” Charlie asked hesitantly. “With you?”
A pause. “Give me ten minutes with him. I need to threaten him.”
Charlie let out a startled laugh. “Tao-”
“Charlie.”
“Fine!”
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- Part 1 of Fay's Heartstopper fics
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“What is it this time? Here to tell me you miss me, and you should never have let me go?”
The blood left Stede’s face.
“Or you’ll tell me you hate me,” Ed continued, “Is that it? You want to watch me bleed tonight?” His eyes raked over Stede. “Or maybe you’ll tell me how you want me, and you’ll pull me into bed with you, and turn into ashes in my mouth.”
“If you think this is-”
But Ed kept talking, as if Stede hadn’t spoken. “I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, Stede Bonnet, but the game’s up. You’re not dead anymore. So you can fuck right off. Back to wherever ghosts go.”
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Ed's been seeing ghosts. Stede's got something to get off his chest.
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[Podfic] Part of the family by UnholyCrowley for LenaLawlipop
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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Podfic of Part of the family by LenaLawlipop."I wasn’t actually going to break it or anything. I know how much it means to Geralt,” Jaskier explained. Lambert raised his eyebrows.
“Dude, I know. You’re like, really fucking obvious. You think the rest of us are blind or something? You two are so lovey dovey it’s actually kind of disgusting to watch. I think he wouldn’t recover if you meant to break his van.”
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For the Moment by TheShadowPanther
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 May 2022
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Lan Qiren looked down his long nose at the young man sitting in front of him. Correct posture, respectful expression, dressed appropriately, Yu Wanyin looked an upright young man. Combined with his resume and his interview answers, Lan Qiren had no doubt he would do very well at Lan Enterprises. There was just the one matter which could throw a wrench in the proceedings.
Lan Qiren reached for a file. Turning it around, he slid it across the desk, keeping an sharp eye on Yu Wanyin’s face.
Dark eyes studied the MISSING PERSONS ALERT headline taking up most of the top of the page. Then, below it, a picture of a young man of proud bearing, straight back, and angular features looked out with a scowl. “Jiang Wanyin, alias Jiang Wanyin, male, 25 years old, of Yunmeng, last seen at the Lotus Pier Headquarters of Jiang Holdings. Missing since February.”
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so we meet again by ahnox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 May 2022
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Famous vlogger Wei Wuxian's ten year high school reunion brings him Lan Wangji, an attorney, who is super straight laced. You know, except for the fact that he's not straight and neither is his brother, Lan Xichen, who is very glad he came because Jiang Cheng is a sight for sore eyes.
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Hotch and Spencer deal with the aftermath of what happened. Both feeling guilty for different reasons, but mostly for enjoying what happened so much.
This is them trying to navigate potentially being more than just coworkers, despite the unorthodox beginning to their relationship.
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- Part 2 of Fuck or Die
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when it's worth something by lezz1e
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 May 2022
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“Huh, you and Yuta?” Panda asks and Inumaki hasn’t finished processing what he’s just told them both, what stupid joke he had tried to pull this time. His eyes wide and his hands going still. So still that he could feel the wind kiss and caress between his fingers- pity for something.
Pity for what? A silly joke? A joke that had no meaning, and would be forgotten in minutes?
“He’s been making it quite clear for a while,” Maki comments with her expression staying the exact same as it had been before. No signs of her recognising the joke. No signs of her playful scorning look because Inumaki had told a joke a little too pressing or on the line.
That. Wasn’t what Inumaki was going for. He wasn’t sure what he was going for.
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Edwina wants to ensure Anthony is serious about Kate.
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In The Frosted Earth (Flowers Still Bloom) by AsagaoSylph
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 May 2022
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“Ah, Sister Rosaria,” Albedo called, not bothering to glance towards the entrance of the cave as he jotted down the newest levels and began calculating the rate of rise. “Please come in, the storm will only grow worse.”
Rosaria huffed, but still strode into the lab as if she owned the place. Albedo continued his work, not bothering to glance over as she clenched her spear. Ah, here they went again.
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They all knew this discussion was coming.
But did Harry have to look so bloody amused by the end of it?Series
- Part 7 of Charming Gryffindors 101
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How the most dangerous thing is to love (How you will heal and you'll rise above) (No chapters yet) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Apr 2022
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Megumi likes to think that his life has been going well.
He has gotten a nice comfy tech job, he has a wonderful boyfriend, a nice apartment with their pets, and finally Megumi has gotten enough funds to buy a nice ring to finally tie the knot between him and Itadori Yuuji.
Yeah, life has been going well.
Too bad life thought it was going too well and so decided to bring in his lover's crazy family into their picture and them seemly hating his guts.
"Fantastic."
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Aka, Megumi is finally following up to his engagement to Itadori just as Itadori's estrange family get back into the picture, intruding onto their peaceful life.Series
- Part 4 of Never Uploading Anon
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A collection of Zukka minifics.
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Joke as much as you want, the main thing is that you stay by Dark_Nymphs_translates (Dunkle_Nymphen)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2022
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Bludhaven has a new protector: Flamebird. While the news speculates like crazy about his relationship with Nightwing, Batman is on the verge of blowing up from sheer caring-father-energy.
And the heroes?
Dick will never let his little brother out of his sight again, but it would be nice if he stopped spurring the rumors about their love affair.Or: How Jason Todd rises from the dead to plague his brother with his humor.
JayDick Week 2022: Day 7 — Fake Relationship
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- Part 10 of JayDick Week 2022
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Scherze soviel du willst, Hauptsache du bleibst by Dunkle_Nymphen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Apr 2022
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Bludhaven hat einen neuen Beschützer: Flamebird. Während die News wie verrückt über die Beziehung zu Nightwing spekulieren, ist Batman kurz davor, vor lauter Führsorglicher-Vater-Energie, in die Luft zu fliegen.
Und die Helden?
Dick wird seinen kleinen Bruder nie mehr aus den Augen lassen, aber es wäre doch schön, wenn er aufhören würde die Gerüchte über ihre Liebesbeziehung anzustacheln.Oder: Wie Jason Todd von den Toten aufersteht, um seinen Bruder mit seinem Humor zu plagen.
JayDick Week 2022: Day 7 — Fake Relationship
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- Part 9 of JayDick Week 2022
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As Childe entered the bar, he didn’t expect to be met with a pretty face such as ‘Kaeya.’ He’d heard the name before, somewhere, he couldn’t exactly remember. The man’s toned arms, sinewy thighs and legs had Childe believing this man would be a worthy opponent, and without even having to approach him, Kaeya came to him.
Neither were aware of either’s occupations it seemed--it was better that way. Didn’t want to scare away a hot piece such as the mysterious man.
Childe failed to realize that he was falling into Kaeya’s hands after the first drink.