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    Michael must find the evil fairy lover! Samhain is an evil fairy lover, right?

    (Michael tries to give the shovel talk to Samhain. She and Uriel didn't realize they were together.)

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    Coran thinks that Princess Allura needs a vacation. Allura thinks she might need something else. She never expected it could all become so complicated...

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    Sasuke watches suspiciously from the kitchen as his eldest cousin drags his sensei into their room. Were they planning something?

    “What are they doing?” Sasuke mutters to his best friends, eyes narrowing.

    Naruto and Sakura blink.

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    Five times someone thought of the relationship between Ulaz and Shiro in terms of Weakness and Endurance and one time it didn’t matter at all.

    (aka the ABO-Sentinel/Guide fusion mash up you didn't know you wanted)

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    Peter finally meets John's son.

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    “Xiao Guo,” Wang Zheng says, voice breaking in what’s almost a sob. There’s a long moment of silence, and Sang Zan gently rubs Wang Zheng’s arm soothingly.

    “We need to do something,” Da Qing says, finally. Lin Jing nods, decisive, standing up and putting on his best impression of Chief Zhao.

    “Esteemed members of the Special Investigations Department, one of our own is in danger. Our mission: to protect our Guo Changcheng’s virtue — and his heart — from being corrupted by that traitor, Chu Shuzhi.”

    (— or, the one where everyone, in their own way, gives Chu Shuzhi the shovel talk.)

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    31 whump prompts in 31 days, all centring around Bucky Barnes and/or Darcy Lewis.

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    31/31
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    Theo seems to know that if he really wants a relationship to work, he has to get along with Liam's best friend. So he puts in some effort, and brings the shovel talk to Mason.

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    She had to be on the lookout for heart-thieves who would toy with her boy's affections and then break his heart and make him cry afterwards. Caleb wouldn't be looking out for himself because he was so very smart about so many things and so very dumb about feelings.

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    It's always been Bakugou and Midoriya. It's not... that weird that people get the wrong idea. Kirishima's got some anxieties he still has to deal with, and surprisingly, Bakugou helps.

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    1/1
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    15
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    163
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    20
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    1003
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    Wheeljack is protective enough to face off against Sideswipe. Nicely, of course.

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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

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    12/?
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    Sweet Pea is only slightly scared

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    Tony has been in situations that would probably make highly trained professional hitmen tremble. He has a high tolerance for bullshit and hardly anything seems to phase a person after they’ve sat through one of Pepper Potts’ three hour lectures about why you should not throw flower pots at members of the press. Tony genuinely thought that he might never experience fear again after that little escapade. What he didn’t expect was for his hands to be trembling and his heart to be pounding against his ribs at the thought of being left alone with May Parker.

    ~~~

    The missing scene from chapter 18 of To the Core.

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    blasty: i have no problem with pulling your fucking teeth out
    pikapika: that is so fucking sinister what the fuck
    pinky: i love how he didnt even say what would make him do that it’s just like
    pinky: prepared to do that at any time
    insomnia: thanks! I hate it!

    aka the shovel talk.
    Just a little one shot that can be read as part of the series or on its own.

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    Cullen has some illuminating conversations with Athena's three visiting siblings.

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    Alex and Peter are done seeing their father's heart continuously getting chewed up and spit out by the people he dates. They sabotage his next date to lay down some ground rules.

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    1990
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    Ron may not have internalized the fact that his baby sister is attending the Yule Ball with a boy, and Harry knows for a fact that the twins haven't been told. What's an honorary family member to do but warn said boy off of Ginny just to be safe?

    (aka the one where Harry gives Neville the shovel talk, and both are rather awkward)

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    And everything goes reasonably well for a while - the church looks the same as he remembers, the prayers haven’t changed since that overhaul in his childhood, and James doesn’t drop his book or speak when he shouldn’t. Even when he forgets some of the words to the longer prayers, he knows where to look to find the ones he doesn’t know well.

    No, the problem is not James.

    It is, rather surprisingly, Grant. Because, halfway through mass, at the sign of peace, Grant turns to the guy behind him and shakes his hand, and notices that, on the other side of the church, right at the back, there’s a dude sitting in a pew who looks an awful lot like-

    “Is that,” he says, and then he taps James in a way that’s more excited than James would figure for a Sunday morning.

    He, too, glances back, and finds that-

    Are you kidding. Has James’ whole life been like that tram ride at the start of Dr Zhivago? Has he been spending all his days with Steve literally a few feet away and always just been looking in the wrong direction, turning the wrong way as Steve passes?

    Because yeah, in answer to Grant’s question, it is.

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    5
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    The second general round-up of my Rogue One / Rebelcaptain ficlets (under 1k) originally posted on tumblr.

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    English
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    3,025
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    50
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    49
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    5
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    845

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