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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    Все началось, когда Локи решил перестать скрывать их отношения: злодеи потянулись один за другим, предупреждая Тони, что тому следует как можно лучше заботится об их Трикстере.

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    Apricity: the warmth of the sun in winter...

    Bitty is the sole heir to Bittle Orchard when he loses his parents in a tragic accident. Returning to his childhood home after being distant for several years is complicated. He needs to find a way to make a go of it with the orchard, at first out of guilt and eventually out of love. Jack is a lost soul looking for a place to land when he stumbles upon Bitty in his hour of need. Can the two of them make a go of it, or has fate already taken it out of their hands? Can they resolve their pasts and start anew? Only the passing of the seasons will tell...

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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

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    Wade really wanted to have a peaceful night. He did not expect to get accosted by Tony Stark's Iron Legion, and he certainly didn't expect to get a shovel talk that sounded more like a supervillain origin monologue.

    Meanwhile, Tony really just wants to be a good mentor-slash-father figure to Peter, and look out for his disaster gay spider son's safety.

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    The members of the Iwatobi Swim Club get a bit… protective of Rin when they learn he and Nitori are dating.

    [Prompt: Rules]

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    If anything made him fall deeper, it was how Atsushi lay his heart open for the world to see, to love and to shatter. It was brave in all the ways Dazai could never be.

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    Hanzo hadn't considered a close call of his own would ripple out to hurt the people who care about him.

    Fareeha breaks it down for him.

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    Basically Nick is everyone's little brother and so Monroe has to deal with all of his protective friends. Nick is being oblivious that everyone apparently looks out for him. Extra bonus points if he finally realizes that's why his last boyfriend disappeared in a hurry...

    Don't worry, the angst and death threat tag is for the things Nick'd friends threaten our poor Blutbad with, but no one gets actually hurt (as long as Monore behaves)... It's more Humor...

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    Gavin is a dumbass whose found himself in an interrogation being grilled by our favorite ex-Deviant Hunter.

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    "I mean- never realized Dean would be such a bridezilla." He laughs but stops suddenly as he spots Regal's serious look.

    "You are lucky to have him," Regal hisses. "If I were in his shoes, I would have let Sheamus and Cesaro pick you clean."

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    What happens when a Frenchman gave one of his friends his other friends number in hope that they will get along? Chaos

    Also known as: Let's see how gay the admin can make this?!

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    Bakugou Katsuki gets a lot of different versions of the shovel talk after word gets out about him and Kirishima dating, and has some complicated emotions around it. Kirishima also gets the shovel talk, has considerably less emotions about it, and class 3-A show their appreciation for their friends.

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    Back in Keith’s earlier years, him getting into fights wasn’t a rare occurrence. Shiro has seen Keith endure bloody noses, split lips, black eyes, sprained ligaments and the occasional broken bone but a broken heart? It would hurt Keith more than any bodily damage he’s ever suffered.

    It's why Shiro decides he and Lance haven't hung out in a while. He should fix that.

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    The shovel talk fic absolutely nobody asked for.

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    Loki feels the eyes watching him as he walks down the street. He ignores them. He has been feeling them ever since he has been dating Tony. He is, if not use to them by now, use to expecting them. Tony of course is oblivious to the protectiveness of his employees. It is reassuring in a way, that he has so many people looking after him. (Wearing in another, but he will never burden Tony with that knowledge. What else did he expect? Of course they are watching the monster, swords at the ready That's what you do to monsters. You slay them.)

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    Please let me know if anything needs to be tagged.

    1: you're okay - will only tells one lie
    2: raising children - more maria moments
    3: dance or no dance? - high school dances and demigod life
    4: clueless - hades tries to play matchmaker
    5: eight for a kiss - prince will and witch nico
    6: leaves are falling, and so am i - rich nico and new kid will, high school au (tw for bullying)
    7: all's fair in love and war - sort of a wwii au
    8: let me help you - prince nico and servant will
    9: feline sad - nico loses his cat, will's a good friend
    10: snapshots (4) - featuring sleepy boys and a shaving mishap
    11: you're a demigod, will - will thinks he's a mortal
    12: sleepy - domestic solangelo
    13: secret identities - superhero au
    14: happiness - prince nico and servant boy will part 2
    15: not a monster - nico's boyfriend is a demigod
    16: best friends - toddler will
    17: i'd love to - plans backfire and the truth remains (tw)
    18: jason's nephew - nico's not lonely
    19: full moon - werewolf will (tw)
    20: falling apart (tw)
    21: falling into place (tw) - part 2

    *characters are not mine unless stated*

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    If Gaara has noticed the way Shinki leans against the other boy yet, he does not feel the need to say anything. He must, though, because when they're unloading the food (at the table, as his father does not believe in eating on the couch) he does his awful staring thing.

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    Pidge, Resident Tech Expert and Detective Extraordinaire, can do anything.

    Including help Keith steal The Obol - the ship Shiro flew for the Kerberos mission - and put it back together. Rocket science isn't all that hard, after all.

    Keeping a secret from five people you're psychically linked to is a little harder, but the project goes smoothly enough...at least until they discover that they're missing several key pieces, and - naturally - the type of people who buy odd spaceship bits are the type of people who make you want to jump out an airlock.

    Add in a blossoming romance with Lance to the mix, and Pidge might have to start taking juggling lessons.

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    A story of catharsis, bonds, misunderstandings and shenanigans.

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    Like any respectable alpha, Stephen placed a scarf on Karl’s neck to perserve the omega’s decency. He didn’t realize doing so would bring him thinly veiled death threats. Prompt fill for the Doctor Strange kinkmeme.

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    Coran thinks that Princess Allura needs a vacation. Allura thinks she might need something else. She never expected it could all become so complicated...

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