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    For a split second, Jack regretted scoring twice in five minutes. He should have known he can't have nice things - karma is always near, to make sure to drag him down.

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    4/6
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    88
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    Para un perfecto glaseado real, o royal icing, son imprescindibles los siguientes pasos: robar azúcar de la despensa, y cuantos huevos te quepan en el bolsillo. Desvalijar el limonero del jardín en compañía de la luna. Batir suavemente las claras, llevarlas a espumar. Incorporar poco a poco el azúcar, añadir un chorrito de limón. Y que cierto capitán de hockey no asome la cabeza por la cocina.

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    Español
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    15,051
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    3/?
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    3
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    “Hey, Zimms. Didja miss me?”
    ...
    “Kenny?”
    For a split second Jack thinks he spoke his thoughts out loud, but then he realises — that wasn’t his voice.
    He turns, looking down at his left winger, and all the breath disappears from his lungs at the wide-eyed way Bitty is staring at Kent. It’s not the starstruck, ‘oh my god it’s Kent Parson’ face that Jack is all too familiar with. It’s gobsmacked and a little bit horrified and knowing. And that nickname, no one but Jack and his parents ever used that nickname, but somehow it sounds effortless in that southern drawl.
    What the hell??

     
    .-.-.
    Jack is not the only one with a past he doesn't like to talk about. When Kent Parson comes crashing back into their lives, Bitty expects an implosion, but instead it begins something he never thought possible. As the three boys learn to lower the boundaries they've put up around their hearts, they grow closer together, and soon their heartbreak takes on an entirely different form - one that can never resolve happily for all three of them.
    ...Or can it?

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    6/6
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    24
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    Sonnets about the Check Please crew. Currently featuring Zimbits, Shitty and Lardo, Holsom, Nurseydex, Dex as Captain, Jack's reaction to Kent's appearance at Epikegster, and Charmer.

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    English
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    846
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    8
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    257
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    Prep-schooler-turned-vigilante Derek Nurse thinks that Samwell will be a chance to really make a difference. Convicted felon Will Poindexter knows it’s going to be some bullshit.

    Turns out, they’re both right.

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    3/?
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    Remember that vlog where Bitty advised people not to fall in love with a straight guy? Well, some people at Samwell happened to watch it, and. Well.

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    1/1
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    Dex has a crush on Bitty. Nursey helps him realize this. The two begin to get along and become better friends as their freshman year goes on, but Dex isn't the only one pining for someone. How will things play out when some secret romances begin?

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    21/?
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    5
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    “Have you ever considered that maybe the problem isn’t that Bitty is dating a dude, but that your problem is the specific dude he’s dating?”
    Jack huffs out an annoyed breath. Of course, he’s considered that.
    “There’s nothing wrong with his boyfriend.”
    Shitty sighs, long-suffering and loud, like he thinks Jack is being an idiot.

    In which Jack doesn't know that he's bi, misinterprets his feelings about Bitty's boyfriend, and things work out anyways.

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    1/1
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    21
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    A 5+1 story describing how different Bitty's life might've been if he were a 6'3 Southern jock rather than a 5'6 Southern jock.

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
    101
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    7
    Hits:
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    The first time they say I love you, isn't the first time at all.

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    Jack Zimmermann had finally gotten back on his feet after his famous overdose, but misperceptions and situations out of his control have pulled his dreams away from him and landed him in prison. The people there aren't as mean as he expects, but he still knows he doesn't belong there. But did this career-ruining mishap actually land him exactly where he needed to be?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    A series of one-shot stories about different ways that Jack and Bitty's friends could have found out about their relationship.

    Chapter 1: Calvin
    Chapter 2: A Totally Fineable Offense
    Chapter 3: Boyfriend

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Bitty is stuck in a loveless marriage in Madison, working as a waitress at a diner where he specializes in pie.

    No one knows that he's trans, longing to move away and start over. He longs to transition and live as Eric Bittle full time. And he has a plan: win a baking contest and use that money to start all over.

    Then everything changes...

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    71
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    166
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    18
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    After five years of mutual avoidance, Kent and Jack try to make friendship work. Kent tries to keep any emotions bordering on romantic to a minimum, but it’s hard when there are constant reminders—old and new—of what they once were. What they could be now.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    7
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    19
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    3
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    282
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    Lardo can’t remember the first time that she saw Camilla Collins.

    Honestly, it was probably at one of the kegsters her freshman year, everyone on the far side of tipsy, memories awash in alcohol and strobe lights. They might not have even introduced themselves. They might not have made eye contact at all. Who’s to say? Lardo definitely hadn’t paid attention.

    But she sure as fuck can remember the first time she really saw Camilla Collins.

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    @KPWhatsTheSitch renamed PuckADuckButtercup to 3 Days Till Summer Ends

    TheBigShits: duuuuude what is up with that chat name??? srsly killing my vibe rn

    HeldForRansom: seriously dude. No one needs to be reminded. We all know.

    SwoopsThereItIs: I'm just glad it's not the awful ones you guys used all summer. I'm ready to never see another dick pun, hockey related euphemism, or title calling us some kind of variation on "hoe" or "slut" ever again

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
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    When Dex has some teeth broken at his NHL debut, some additional news slips out about him and Nursey

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    556
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    116
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    6
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    514
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    “I just don’t see what’s wrong with it, really. It doesn’t seem like it’s important enough to care about deeply.”

    “Dex. William J. Jonah Jameson Poindexter. This is incredibly important. Putting quinoa in a burrito is like putting crackers on a sandwich! It’s a crime against humanity and quite frankly, your disinterest in this issue is making me question our entire friendship.” Nursey shakes his fork wildly in the air as he speaks.

    “I question our entire friendship every day,” Dex mutters under his breath.

    ~*~

    When Dex's summer in Maine becomes a dumpster fire, Nursey is there for him. When they go back to Samwell for their senior year, Nursey stays.

    Language:
    English
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    20,130
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
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    164
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    21
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    1225
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,705
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    980
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    “His name is Danny. We’ve had a couple of classes together, so I’ve talked to him a few times. I ran into him as I was walking back here, and we stopped and got to talking, and he asked me if I wanted to get dinner this weekend! Can you believe it?”

    Yes. Quite frankly, the fact that there weren’t constantly guys throwing themselves at Bitty had always mystified Jack. What was there not to like about Bitty? How could you talk to him for more than thirty seconds and not be completely smitten?

    You know, if you were in the market for that sort of thing. Which Jack very much was not.

     

    Bitty gets asked on a date, and Jack is so jealous he doesn't know what to do with himself. It leads to some realizations.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    867

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