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    Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.

    Holster and Nursey do it anyway.

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    9/?
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    440
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    It's one of the last kegster's with Bitty in the Haus, and since Jack's on the road, he's playing host.

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    808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    21
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    2
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    146
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    17,860
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    280
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    297
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    20
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    When Ransom and Holster had first told him that they’d gotten him a ticket for a Summer cruise, he’d thought they’d been pulling his leg. However, they were quick to explain that sometime around January, they’d found a raffle for a cruise. A few months after entering though, Ransom found an email waiting for him saying that he’d won one of the three raffled tickets. When Bitty had been announced as the next year’s captain, both he and Holster agreed that Bitty should have something fun to do that Summer before going into his senior year.

    Jack knew from the start that joining the Falconers team was one of the best decisions he’d ever made, but now he was beginning to question if that was true or not. He’d made some amazing friends through the team, but as he boarded the ship, it occurred to him just how absurd this all really was. Who else’s friends would sign them up for a cruise without telling them?

    Check, Please! Cruise AU!

    Jack and Bitty both get coerced into taking a cruise during the Summer by their respective friend groups. Plenty of cruise shenanigans, tropical travel, and a whole lot of fluff.

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    16,547
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    4
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    271
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    She smiles, all sharp edges and teeth, and Bitty falls a little bit in love. “You and I,” she announces, “are going to get ice cream together.”

    Lardo gets up, determined, and marches to the hallway, leaving Bitty dumbfounded at the kitchen table. A few moments later she walks back, jacket over her stained t-shirt and pajama pants, and raises an eyebrow at him. “Bittle,” she says. “Are you going to keep me waiting for our first date?”

    Bitty scrambles up, socks sliding on the floor. “It’s three in the morning,” he says. “I doubt anything is even open.”

    “It’s a college town,” Lardo says, unimpressed, twirling the Haus keys in her index finger. “Get a coat and get moving. We’ll find something.”

    Bitty looks down at his clothes—his tye dye t-shirt, his flannel blue pants—and shakes his head. “I should probably get dressed. I look too…”, he stops himself at Lardo’s look. “I look too obvious.”

    “Is it bothering you or is it going to bother other people?” Lardo asks. When Bitty doesn’t answer, she nods. “That’s what I thought. Let’s go.”

    That’s how it starts.

     

    Or, three times Bitty and Lardo go on impromptu midnight field trips, and one time everyone else joins in.

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    Comments:
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    46
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    4
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    Moving to a new town for his freshman year of high school, Eric Bittle has to navigate meeting new people, homophobia from his parents, and being cut off from the activities he loves. He finds his place as a member of his school's hockey team, despite their bad reputation.

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    English
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    18,111
    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1547
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    Holster has a theory he tests on Dex

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    394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    341
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    Holster has a theory about ABBA fans. Shitty thinks he's dead wrong. Jack proves one of them right.

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    "There are only three kinds of ABBA fans; women in their 50's, theater nerds, and LGBT people!"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    397
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    It's great to be engaged to be married!
    But now, you must actually organise an entire wedding. And everyone has opinions on how to do so.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2178
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    Shitty was a good bro, so of course he'd support Jack going through Erasure surgery. It came as no surprise that he wanted to forget about his past with Parson, now that he was really making a name for himself in the league.

    Shitty just wished he'd had the foresight to predict the Zimmermann-Parson get-together now that they were playing in the same league again, even if neither of them knew it was a reunion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    216
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    Somewhere deep in the Samwells woods, there's a rickety old house. In the house, there are nine kids.

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    12,151
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    276
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    Snapshots from a marriage, from Jack's sophomore year and beyond.

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    English
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    22,350
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1446
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    Jack just proposed at center ice, Bitty is a hot mess.
    Their friends are proud, excited, irreverent, and ready to play hockey.
    Their parents are the way to exuberant and ready to plan the wedding. (Boston or Georgia or Montreal?!)
    Jack and Bitty are just want on with the rest of their lives.

    Title subject to change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,401
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    431
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    Shitty has put himself in quite a few situations that cause the team to full name him. Some of the names are rather ridiculous

    Or a 5+1 of the team guessing Shittys name wrong and the one time that they get it right.

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    English
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    1,577
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    "'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.

    Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."

    (AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,330
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    556
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    Lardo is tired of answering the tadpoles questions about Shitty so she decides that a story time is in order. The tadpoles are in awe of Shitty by the time it is over. When they finally meet Shitty, they are star struck.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,898
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    299
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    He wins against Bubbe four nights and loses three and then, on the eighth, he asks her about his turtle, and why she didn’t say anything. She says, “Because your parents asked me not to,” and Adam says, “That’s not a good enough answer.”
    __________________________

    Part 2 of o brother where art thou, the AU where Holster & Jack are twins! It is highly suggested you read the first work in this series or this will likely not make sense. This was inspired by shitty-check-please-aus: "holster and jack turn out to be twins (jack was actually adopted by bad bob and his birth certificate was incorrect) and that Upsets adam greatly"

    Here there be arguments, awkward family holidays, and a kiss :) Adam's POV.

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    English
    Words:
    9,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Bitty's side of things, his take on Jack's 5.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    256
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    Bitty and Fizzy start the first year of Samwell navigating classes, practice, a cult like team of Hockey Frat Boys, past trauma, grumpy captains, society beliefs and expectations of daemons and their sexuality.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    588
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    been a while since I wrote a 5+1 fic. After finishing the Check, Please! webcomic this plot bunny just appeared.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    404

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