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    Jack is an occultist who just wants to solve his father's disappearance. Eric is a thief who just wants to do right by his mentor and help his friends. Together, they might be the only hope the sunless city of Duskwall has.

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    This is an AU Fusion of Ngozi Ukazu's web-comic "Check Please!" with the setting from the role-playing game "Blades in the Dark" by John Harper. You don't need to know anything about either of them to (hopefully) enjoy this, but I highly recommend checking them out! They're some of my favorite things.

    Thanks to Kirani for the beta!

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    Jack is really bad at parties. Case in point: he's sitting in his room upstairs, having a meltdown after three beers, and it's only 10 PM.

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    The evolution of the platonic soulmate bro-bond between Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann

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    A small collection of drabbles from my Tumblr in-box asks---each one winter-themed. The title is the prompt.

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    Jack shows up in Boston to kidnap Shitty from his law school work and take him to Samwell.

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    Eric Bittle and Jack Zimmermann both come to Samwell University hoping for a fresh start and a new path. But despite appearances, neither of them are your typical college students, and both have secrets that could threaten to tear their new lives and friendships apart. Will they be able to overcome their fears and reconcile their two identities? Will they finally find the happiness and peace they crave? And will they ever realise that their mutual dislike of each other is, in reality, hiding something more?

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    Jack Zimmermann was the prince of the merfolk, expected to succeed his father as king of the seven seas until he swam to the surface world on the eve of his coronation. After his tail magically transformed into legs on dry land, he learned to blend in with humans with help from Shitty Knight. Five years later, he’s attending Samwell University and things are going swimmingly (heh) until a certain baker/vlogger moves into their Haus. Will Jack be able to keep his true nature and the existence of merfolk a secret when Bitty is broadcasting his and his friends’ lives on YouTube?

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    Jack lets Shitty drag him out to a party and though reluctant at first, Jack finds himself making friends and learning there’s a whole other side to college life he’s been missing out on.

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    It’s said that a person can tell their whole life story just from the soulmarks on their arms, but for the first seventeen years of his life, Jack Zimmermann never had a soulmate.

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    Jack squints at his phone, then over at his beautiful sleeping boyfriend, then back at his phone. The headline screams, “JACK ZIMMERMANN OUTED BY BF’S DRUNKEN RANT!”

    He frowns in confusion. Bitty is here, has been here, and is so careful about drinking in public, especially now that he has a secret NHL boyfriend…. who may not be a secret anymore.

    He doesn’t want to wake said boyfriend so he scrolls past the embedded video and down to the gallery that promises, “Years of Flamboyant, Forbidden Love.” Years? He wishes. Flamboyant? Bitty is many things- fierce, yes- fabulous, certainly- but he never struck Jack as flamboyant. He hesitates, then taps on the first picture. And there is Jack, smiling, laughing, looking happy, a hand on his face squishing one cheek while the other gets enthusiastically kissed…. by his flamboyant, mustachioed best friend. Great.

    “Well,” Jack whispers to himself. “This is….. Shitty.”

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    The cashier stares at the computer screen as they pick up their trays. “Damn,” she says. She glances at Jack and hands his card back. “You’ve got the most meal points I’ve ever seen.”
    “Oh?”
    She tilts the screen toward them. “Especially at this point in the semester? Most people are at, like, five hundred? Max? But—”
    The screen says, Meal Plan: 1938.
    Bitty, Holster, and Lardo crowd around the computer in something close to awed silence. Jack can almost hear Holster calculating how many boiled eggs that’d buy him.
    “You have great power,” Holster says finally. His face for once is entirely solemn. “Use it wisely.”
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    Zimbits AU, from Jack's POV. Canon divergent.

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    Jack manifests the morning of his sixteenth birthday. He falls asleep, fifteen years eleven months and twenty-nine days old, and wakes up, sixteen, with a branch from the maple tree outside his bedroom window curling into the room like a hand reaching out to hold him. Jack sits up. Gets out of bed. Walks over to the maple branch and lifts his hand to brush it through the red leaves; they crinkle and sigh at his touch. Jack, they say. Jack.

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    Jack’s practically vibrating, the note still clutched in his hand.
    “Can we have sex today?”
    “Sweetpea, we can have sex every day if we want, but I can be convinced to get creative today. Anything in particular?”
    “Shitty left us a bag.”

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    The nagging feeling that Kent’s just saying things to make him feel better sits in the back of his mind, but he chooses to trust what he’s saying. Kent came all this way. He wouldn’t have done that just to hook up, right?

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    When Kent Parson shows up at Epikegster 2014, he doesn’t mess up Jack and Bitty’s relationship, but it is a turning point.

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    Shitty's grandfather is hosting a dinner so he can meet his illegitimate son, and Shitty is being forced to go. Maybe his new cousin will be cool?

    Inspired by this tumblr post

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    Jack shifts a bit more, tugging himself a little bit further upright, spreading his legs a little bit more. He stills, though, when he hears Bitty shut the apartment door.
    It takes Bitty a minute to wander in, enough time for Jack’s dick to perk up even further and his afternoon spent researching how to handcuff himself to the headboard feels Super Validated.
    Especially Super Validated when Bitty lets loose the sexiest gasp Jack has ever heard.
    Jack preens where he’s spread out on their bed, completely naked except for a pair of handcuffs threaded through the headboard. Definitely an indoors only accessory.

    or, the Brunch Box introduces some new factors into Jack and Bitty's sex life

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    Jack turns off the shower and pulls back the curtain. He doesn’t miss the way Bitty immediately checks him out (and isn’t that a confidence boost, even after all this time) and does preen a little bit when he snags a towel.
    “What’s it say?”
    Bitty pouts but hands him the note, like informing Jack is ruining all his dramatic fun.
    ‘Slip n slide n feel the glide: shower sex for the modern age’

    Or, Jack's has more shower sex fantasies than most people

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    Bitty hums into the kiss, his fingers coming up to tangle in Jack’s hair. “To what do I owe this lovely wakeup call?”
    Jack noses along Bitty’s jaw and traces the sunlight along his skin with his fingers.
    “Are you aware of how delicious you look in the sunlight?”
    Bitty’s blush spreads down his chest, sun-warmed and inviting.

    The return of the Brunch is series, featuring slightly possessive Jack, baked Shitty, and a Lot of sunshine

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    This is a three-part story exploring how Jack fought his way back from his overdose, not just in terms of hockey, but in terms of allowing people to love him, and loving them in return. It features both friendships and sexual relationships, both OC and canon. The first two sections are pre-canon, the last will follow the canon storyline.

    Please heed the tags. Warnings for drugs, overdose, anxiety, self-harm. Please let me know if you see something I should have tagged that I haven't!

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