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    First publicized story: Danzo's machinations have led the Third Hokage to do something he never wished to do, Draft a young Uzumaki Naruto into Anbu. With war on the horizon, how will the seven year old girl survive, and what will the consequences of doing so be? Violet Evergarden crossover is mostly concept only. Will contain gore and cursing. *May have slow updates*

    Work is also on my Fanfic.net profile with the same name

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    12/?
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    36
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    Sasuke never liked the way the villagers treated Naruto. While he was in the spotlight, the other was mistreated by all of the villagers for something he can't control. The day that he spent with Naruto at the marketplace was no different, and it irritated Sasuke to no end.

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    (In the quiet of the road, he daydreams. A boy's screaming. And then a girl. A boy, a girl, a woman, a man, all shrieking in his ears, begging and pleading and not shutting up. Why aren't they shutting up--)

    Weeks after his Academy graduation, Danzou begins to have visions of his future. Armed with these new experiences and horrified at what he sees, he does his best to fix what he's going to destroy, fix what broke by itself, and try to leave a different mark on Konoha.

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    The story of when, how, and why my life turned into a self-insert fanfiction saga, and how I accidently broke myself trying to fix the world - all while pretending to be someone else. Badly.

    (In which inappropriate humour becomes a coping mechanism for terrible things.)

    In other words:

    What (Not) To Do When:

    Your New Otou-Sama Is A Mad Scientist
    Determined To Reincarnate His Dead Father
    &
    He Gets You Instead

    Or:
    The Phrase:
    "You Poor, Unfortunate Soul"

    Unexpectedly Becomes A Lot More Relevant

    Alternatively:
    How I Disgraced The Name
    Of
    Senju Tobirama

    AKA:
    Joining Root
    &
    Other Fun Times With Danzou-Sama

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    Chapters:
    3/27
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    71
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    16
    Hits:
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    Uchiha Izumi is an avarage girl.
    She isn't exceptionally beatiful or ugly. She isn't extremely smart or a prodigy. She is completely and utterly normal, and that is fine.
    Until the day her life is turned upside down and she isn't as normal as before — and the world is never the same.

    (Or: In one world, Izumi grows up with a normal and happy family, becomes a sweet girl and dies at a very young age, in the hands of a boy she thought she love. In this world, her father dies when she is five, she gains a future-seeing Mangekyo and alters the course of history.)

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    8/?
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    The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
    Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.

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    15/?
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    Everyone was dead. No one but Sasuke, Kurama, and Madara. With the help of the Kyuubi, Sasuke goes back in time to save everyone. Save her. They would change it all and save everyone from their suffering.

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    When Ikoma Nara met Kanatoko Kurama and fell in love, neither knew they were setting a tragedy in motion. But Danzou knew a good opportunity when he saw it.

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    OC is reborn as the little sister of Uchiha Shisui. Her plans to save her precious Aniki are derailed when the Kyuubi attack leaves her with struggling with both brain damage and blindness.

    She tries to find a way to avert the massacre and change the future as a disabled civilian child; all while struggling to live with her disabilities, and find a new purpose now that her options are limited.

    Our OC is very happy to be born female here. Also, she eventually comes to the conclusion that no matter what, she will always fall in love with some version of Uchiha Itachi.

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    Kakashi had never entirely understood the Kamui Sharingan. It was supposed to have killed him in his fight against Pein, and yet he somehow wakes up - within his thirteen-year-old body and without Obito's Sharingan, no less. Stranded in a new but old second life, Hatake Kakashi determines that he will fix what he had broken, so many years ago, all while he fears that a broken man will only do what he knows best, and continue to break everything he touches.

    (Or: Team Minato worries about their loneliest team member, especially when he starts acting nice to Obito and looks at Rin and Minato like they're ghosts. Kakashi tries to shut them out and pull them closer at the same time, and he swears he will keep his promise this time around.)

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    Nara Shikamaru, Jounin Commander, was dead. Or at least he should be. Instead, Shikamaru woke up in a body too small for his brain.

    Or; Shikamaru saves the world, but only after he gets some therapy

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    At age thirteen, Itachi was tasked with killing his family. But what if that was avoided? Seemingly alone in the world and entrapped in a tangle of lies and mystery, Itachi sets off down a different path as the Jonin commander of Team 10. Cross-posted from FF.net

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    Soulmates AU

    Soulmates feel each other's pain until they accept each other, and have matching marks on their wrists. Kakashi wasn't that interested in finding his until he feels the blinding pain his soulmate is going through.

    But how can he help when he doesn't even know their name?

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    Kaishi, which means start or from the beginning:

    Madara and Hashirama meet a mysterious pink hair and green eyed girl in the woods, Shizuka (quiet). Shizuka impresses the brothers with her strength, agility and intelligence, but what they first notice the most about her is her unique beauty. Both boys vie for her attention and they become great friends over time, but before she can choose between them, she dies.

    Madara, Hashirama and Shizuka are reincarnated into Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura, the difference is, Sasuke and Naruto know they are the reincarnations of the founding fathers but Sakura doesn’t know she is the reincarnation of their best friend and love, Shizuka. They all have a second chance at love, who will she choose, or will she die before she gets to choose again.

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    12
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    “The reward for good work is more work.”

    Uzumaki Naruto, the rokudaime Hokage, has worked tirelessly for four years to keep his village alive from the forces of the dead. Brought back by a mad man who needs the Kyuubi no Kitusune for his master plan, this army of Edo Tensei monsters has nearly destroyed the entire world. Now, even the last Kage can’t hold against them, and death has finally come for him.

    But Death has other plans.

    Waking up in the past, Naruto now has the chance to stop the war before it even happens. Joined by his right hand, the Shadow of the Hokage, and his best friend, the Shinigami’s Bane, Naruto will have to work carefully to defeat his enemies before they even know what’s going on. Of course, passing the Chūnin Exams wouldn’t be that bad either.

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    There are many paths to redemption, and Sasuke Uchiha chose the one of reparation. After discovering long-lost secrets in the ruins of Uzushiogakure, Sasuke chooses to return to his childhood and affect the world in a new way. Changing destiny isn't as easy as it seems, even when he knows the deepest, darkest secrets of his enemies at home and away..

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    I read, I get ideas.
    It's not my fault these plot bunnies keep dropping basically out of the sky, alright?

    these will most likely not be updated; they've been dropped so they stop bothering me. Take them, please, there's too many.

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    There will never be enough for Hoshiko Hyuuga.

    (Alternatively: a Hyuuga who shouldn't be there feels a strange sense of comradeship with Uchiha Itachi, despite never meeting him in person before in her life — must be something to do with precious younger brothers.)

    [previously: hoshi; a star]

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    56
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    In one Universe Nohara Rin is kind sweet girl who aspires to be like Tsunade but ends up being used as stepping stones for her teammates success.
    In another Nohara Rin is a budding Fuinjustsu master, friend of Orochimaru, cook, among other things including a Reincarnate who regularly deals in The Act of Impossible.

     

    This is the latter, oh and I guess Obito was supposed to be evil. But that didn't work out

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    210
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    21
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    4
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    453
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    The Namikaze clan had always had a kekkei genkai, hidden and known only by the Shodaime, Nidaime and Sandaime... and those who have access to that information.

    A gift, those who are saved by their predicted demise says.

    A curse, spat the Namikaze, as they bleed, for the Universe is unforgiving of those who change their plans...

    Minato wishes he stopped dreaming, wishes he stopped seeing the bleeding corpses of his friends who he made sure were very much alive..

    What more? What more is he supposed to give?

    ------------------------------
    So, why_is_this_a_thing_now happened to reply back to me on their work,

    i replied back

    i've finally found a fellow minato lover,

    and then we added in some angst before everything got out of control.

    there might be more the conversation hasn't ended yet lmao.

    Believe me the conversation is more fun to read than whatever else i might write.

    writingforFUNandbecauseBoredom is the one that starts the conversation in the case there are any confusions.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    7
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