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    (It's not Killing Intent—that would be comforting compared to this air. That’s the gods’ wrath. He just knew deep down how it felt. His gods demand him blood. And he will spill blood.)

    "They should be terrified of me."

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    No Uchiha massacre Au Naruto parents alive Au. Sakura-centric (fluff)

    When Sakura runs from her bullies again, she gets helped from beyond the living. Being stamped as weak, the girl gets stronger and learns the meaning of how to be a Shinobi from the very souls that founded the village and the many ghosts that protected it.
    Careful. They can get very overprotective over their pink princess. I mean very! After all, they raised her together and they will damn make sure no one harms her.
    This is the story of a civilian with a strong Will of fire unseen in the present day.

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    Nara Shikamaru, Jounin Commander, was dead. Or at least he should be. Instead, Shikamaru woke up in a body too small for his brain.

    Or; Shikamaru saves the world, but only after he gets some therapy

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    “One step at a time, Kakashi.” Shikaku stated calmly, watching the young man closely.

    “I have kids.”

    “I’m aware.”

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    Danzo's war crimes go deeper than anyone ever thought, and the truth is revealed to Konoha because of one brave little boy.

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    Note: Lots of OCs, the story is slow moving and will take a while for any romance to build.

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    Kakashi Hatake never returned from Kannabi Bridge. Having sacrificed himself for the sake of his teammates, he is presumed dead in the wake of Iwa's attack.

    ANBU Crow is called to Danzo Shimura's office with a mission assignment and a proposition. When he's put in charge of Danzo's latest fixation, he's not sure what he sees staring back at him.

    OR:

    Kakashi is used by Danzo as a test subject. When he's finally located, he's no longer the person he once was.

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    Tenzo is used to this. Used to hiding his feelings and masking his emotions. He had perfected the art of apathy from a young age. And yet, when he meets Kakashi, his façade begins to crumble. Maybe it's the way his voice is always so soft, or how his eyes crinkle when he smiles, or maybe just the fact that he's just so fucking kind it hurts. None of it matters though, not when Tenzo's wedding date is rapidly approaching.

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    Shikamaru notices something... off, about the Uchiha Massacre. Naturally, he looks into it. This leads to something a lot more troublesome than he was originally expecting to find.

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    Sasuke feels haunted by Itachi's death. Literally.

    During their fight, his brother placed a seal with the remainder of his chakra on him as a protective measure so he could watch him from the grave. Itachi, however, did not realize that his actions would change everything... by being able to assist his brother with getting his revenge against Danzo.

    This is the story of how one unhinged outlaw, along with the ghost of his dead brother, infiltrates a village to flush out the corruption within and faces those who he left behind. Including but not limited to: the guy he has feelings for that he keeps repressing, old teammates, classmates, friends, and The Replacement.

    Maybe they'll even save the world and have a proper conversation.

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    It’s a Sunday, two weeks after they’ve fought Hanzō, and Orochimaru faints for the first time.

     

     

     

     

     

    OR: The one in which Orochimaru is willing to do whatever it takes to live, Tsunade grapples with her morals, and Jiraiya runs away.

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    “Oh yeah! I'm Obito. Uchiha Obito.” Kakashi looked over to the raven-haired boy. He gave a short nod before continuing to write in a small notebook. The name replayed over and over in his head.

    ‘Uchiha Obito.’ He wrote, satisfied as he flipped to a new page.

     

    Friends: Uchiha Obito -likes the color orange, loud, warm-

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    𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙐𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙.

    (Please be informed that there are more plot than romance)
    From a typical athletic life to being bedridden with only a few months to live to dying while watching anime. Your life had a lot of twists and turns. Your mother was a huge supporter of your athletic endeavors, but an accident changed everything. You've been alone for most of your life.

    Despite everything that was happening to you, you still wanted to believe that the world was wonderful.

    The only thing you could do for the next six months was watching. You come across the Naruto anime series. You were binge-watching within a few weeks. You've seen every episode of anime. Some characters stood out to you, such as Kakashi and Obito. However, some of you wished to alter their fate in the anime. Uchiha Itachi drew your attention.

    Your silly wish was to be Itachi's older brother.

    𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩.

    (My Writing Gets Better Chapters 5 and Up)

    Made by: 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲
    Inspired by: KarmaAkabane425 (Itachi's Twin: The Path)

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    Haruno Sakura wanted nothing more than to exist.

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    Uchiha Sasuke all his life looked at his brother: first with admiration, then with hatred. He finally manages to achieve his goal and defeats Itachi once and for all. He wakes up in a cave surrounded by an unknown member of Akatsuki, who claims to know the truth about his brother. Before Sasuke finds out what he means, he accidentally activates the scroll he found.

    Sasuke wakes up in the past, being eight again. Knowing the future, will he be able to stop the Uchiha clan massacre? Time is running out and it may be too late to reverse some things.

    The tragedy is already beginning and the spiral of hatred seems unstoppable.

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    “They didn’t even kiss!” Sakura complains loudly. Sasuke frowns and crosses his arms, trying to figure out what could have gone wrong. They’d followed Shisui’s instructions exactly, right down to the ridiculously staged mugging.

    “They hugged, though,” Naruto looks eagerly between his teammates. “That’s gotta count for something, right?”

    “But they always hug!” Sakura whines.

     

     

    Or that one au no asked for in which Hinata is born into Kakashi's generation and falls in love with (1) sad boi and vice-versa.

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    Obito manages to make it in time and stops Kakashi from killing Rin, but the damage is done. With the value of a Mangekyo-wielding Uchiha and new Sanbi Jinchuuriki, Team Minato is ordered to disband and Kakashi is left to fend for himself in the shadowy depths of the ANBU. He'll train too, but this time he works for himself alone.

    Or, where Kakashi is done wallowing in despair after his team abandons him only to forge his own way and become a force that shakes the world.

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    Kakashi Hatake is sent to infiltrate the Akatsuki to gather and report intel back to Konoha. The mission soon becomes more personal when Kakashi starts to see a familiar face from his past in one of the members....

    But what he finds is not at all what he expected.

     

    -_-_-

     

    "Obito?"

    "Obi-chan isn't here right now," Tobi's unusually quiet voice hesitated. "He's... sleeping."

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    In which Obito is being antisocial, Tobi is a little bit obsessed, the Hidden Leaf is extremely confused and Kakashi is right in the middle of it all.

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    Naruto is an Omega, who is a trained assassinator. He was ordered to assassinate the leader of the Mafia Gang, an Alpha, Uchiha Sasuke, by infiltrating Uchiha’s Mansion. Things get twisted, instead, Sasuke captures Naruto, captivating the Omega in his mansion.

    (Ik the summary sounds cliché but give it a try and read, lol. My writing is not that bad💀)

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    "Looks like I was wrong about you," Coughed the Hokage as he gasped for air, holding tight onto his bleeding wound.

    "Yes," The archer responded before lifting her bow and pulling the string taut,

    Just as Hiruzen's eyes widened, before his already weakened corpse could react, the strings went slack, and an arrow shot right at his shoulders, piercing the hand that was clutching it.

    "This one is for my Clan," Aoi announced

    The Anbus rushed forward onto the scene, realizing that the teen before them was a danger.

    "This one is for my Master,"

    And so, the loyal protectors watched as their leader fell, thumbed onto the cold hard tiles, with an arrow lodged deep into his crane.

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    Naruto (Naru) travels back in time after the Fourth Great Ninja War ends in the death and destruction of all her loved ones. She goes with the intentions to change a few things... but maybe she gets a bit caught up with the life she's made.

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    Todo Uchiha tem um pouco de piromaníaco, Madara Uchiha não seria diferente.
    Entre a escolha de escravizar uma raposa com caudas capazes de nivelar montanhas ou um gato gigante que solta fogo, ele se viu com uma escolha difícil.
    Onde Madara usa Nibi ao invés da Kyuubi na luta contra Hashirama, levando Matatabi a ser a bijuu escolhida a ser selada em Mito Uzumaki. Muitos anos depois Naruto Uzumaki tem um gato gigante, piromaníaco, necromante e com instinto materno selado em sua barriga.
    Dizem que se é preciso uma vila para criar uma criança. Naruto tem um bando de fantasmas que precisam de terapia, um ANBU com TEPT que sabe manipular uma ordem de distanciamento, um professor de academia que poderia dominar o mundo e um gato gigante que solta fogo e gosta de controlar os mortos.

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    21/?
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