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    In that moment, the fog clears. The illusions Shisui held so closely shattered like glass to the pavement.

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    (or in other words, 'deja vu')

    i.e.
    In which a younger Kakashi is plagued by fragmented visions of the future, and no matter how much he denies what he sees, the niggling at the back of his mind that suggests they might be true just won't go away

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    Todo Uchiha tem um pouco de piromaníaco, Madara Uchiha não seria diferente.
    Entre a escolha de escravizar uma raposa com caudas capazes de nivelar montanhas ou um gato gigante que solta fogo, ele se viu com uma escolha difícil.
    Onde Madara usa Nibi ao invés da Kyuubi na luta contra Hashirama, levando Matatabi a ser a bijuu escolhida a ser selada em Mito Uzumaki. Muitos anos depois Naruto Uzumaki tem um gato gigante, piromaníaco, necromante e com instinto materno selado em sua barriga.
    Dizem que se é preciso uma vila para criar uma criança. Naruto tem um bando de fantasmas que precisam de terapia, um ANBU com TEPT que sabe manipular uma ordem de distanciamento, um professor de academia que poderia dominar o mundo e um gato gigante que solta fogo e gosta de controlar os mortos.

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    “Are you sure you want to do this?” Dimentyme asked, lips pressed together.

    Hitoshi nodded, “I’m sure. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t have searched for you.”

    When he heard about Dimentyme’s quirk, curiosity propelled him to take that leap. He wanted to lay the ghosts of Hatake Kakashi’s past to rest. Breaking the perpetual loop of being held hostage to the past was the last thing he needed before he could fully live his life as Shinsou Hitoshi.

    Yet the trip for closure ended up more than he’d ever bargained for. Somewhere along the way he fought an old man, joined a child soldier organization, and gave Aizawa the impression that he’d been kidnapped.

    Hitoshi swore he had everything under control. It wasn’t his fault nothing in his life ever went according to the plan.

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    This is the story about Itachi and Sasuke's older sister, her name is Ema Uchiha and unlike her brothers, she doesn't have enough chakra to be a ninja.

    Ema gave up her chakra and her dreams to be a ninja to save her little brother's life.

    This is a story about love between siblings and the hard life that is to not be a ninja in a world where power is everything that matters.

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    36/?
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    Nara Shikamaru, Jounin Commander, was dead. Or at least he should be. Instead, Shikamaru woke up in a body too small for his brain.

    Or; Shikamaru saves the world, but only after he gets some therapy

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    -!! FIRST FANFICTION !!-
    From a typical athletic life to being bedridden with only a few months to live to dying while watching anime. Your life had a lot of twists and turns. Your mother was a huge supporter of your athletic, but an accident changed everything.

    The only thing you could do for the next months was watch. You come across the Naruto anime series. You'd have no idea how much this anime would affect your life. You were binge watching within a few weeks. You now knew the anime itself. Few characters stood out to you, such as Kakashi and Obito. However, some of you wished to alter their fate in the anime. Uchiha Itachi was one that drew your attention.

    𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

    𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗢 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗣𝗔𝗗

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    “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way".

    What are you supposed to do, when you lose everything ?

    Or Kurama dies to help Naruto to travel back in time even though he doesn't want to live anymore.

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    10/?
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    Haruno Sakura wanted nothing more than to exist.

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    ライオン心臓 LIONHEART

    Coming to the realization that she can't keep being ignorant to the way of the Shinobi world, Sakura does everything in her will to surpass everyone's expectations they had for her.

    Even if it backfired at the end.

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    The sole survivor of the Chinoike Clan's bloody civil war, Haruno Sakura was found by Anbu and since taken under Shimura Danzō's wing and raised by the man. Taught to become a capable kunoichi even before she became a Genin whose only friends she found in books, both enlightened and ignorant of the world. As a part of Team 7, that gradually begins to change.

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    Since long before the villages rose, before tailed beasts were shackled and divided amongst mortals, when blood spilt blood and brothers were torn apart, there was hatred.
    Hatred that grew, fed by the anger and pain and grief of the world, and from that hatred rose the Eien no Yami, the eternal darkness.

    The gods have slumbered for years but, at the turn of a new era, they begin to rise, shifting the webs of spider silk and liquid ripples as they change the course of history. However, not all prayers can be answered.

    Shikamaru's dreams are filled with monsters, Sasuke has long forgotten the prayers his parents once whispered, Naruto begins to understand that not all men are created equally and Asuka struggles to answer whether or not she's alive.

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    When Shikaku gets a little too close to the truth behind the Uchiha massacre, his second child ends up in Root as a way to silence him. Several years later, his daughter is finally released to the Nara clan with one final mission… to kill Shikaku.

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    With war approaching Kakashi has been spending every day on missions. When he comes across the most beautiful man he had ever laid his eyes on, he knew he had to make him his for the night. Kakashi finds himself addicted to the little body and goes back every chance he gets. What turns out as meaningless sex quickly changes when his nympho turns out to be someone much more powerful than he could ever have imagined. Someone who was believed to be dead almost ten years ago. With the fate of the world at stake, Kakashi has to prepare his nympho for the ultimate showdown.

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    Everyone knew that Deidara hated Itachi. He had made that clear often enough. That bastard, who took Deidara's freedom from him. He and his stupid Sharingan. And his dumb shiny black hair. And the way he frowned in that barely noticeable way during a fight.

    ----

    Deidara gains information about Itachi that slowly but surely changes the way he sees him. While Deidara investigates and Itachi is forced to trust someone for the first time in years, something more develops between them.

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    After defeating Pein, Naruto is exhausted and Kakashi isn’t there to catch him. Instead after collapsing Danzo finds the opportunity to capture and cage his greatest weapon.

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    Shisui’s life changed the moment he was handed a blurry photograph. Now he has to spy on the man he holds secret in his heart while trying to avoid the seemingly inevitable civil war looming on the horizon. He knows there’s more than what he’s been told, but searching for the truth may cost him everything.

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    Sakura Haruno has chosen to break away from tradition and live as herself. Her Mother supports her, but her Father still struggles, and many of her neighbors despise her. But her best friend accepts her, and who needs anything else?

    Naruto is a lost little boy that everyone hates. He struggles to speak, yet he can't help but try to help when people need it. Everyone may think he's the spawn of a demon, but as long as somebody likes him, he'll soldier on.

    When these two children, who carry kindness and strength born of defending against hate, meet each other one fateful night, the story of their world is shaken to its core from the start. Will the world beat them down, or will their bond survive to shake the heavens and earth to bits?

    And hey, if they get up to some mischief along the way involving their surly teammate, antisocial sensei or perverted uncle, who could blame them eh?

    Inspired by multiple works, because I know fanfic better than I do Canon. Works are listed, and will be re-provided if\when anyone asks.

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    Bird wakes up groggily to the unmistakable sound of the little hound scarfing down something squelchy. He wrinkles his nose at the matted silver hair brushing his jaw as he sits up, blinking blearily at Hatake’s hunched figure straddling his chest, clawed hands smeared with old blood as the preteen looks up at his unimpressed glare with wide eyes.

    “Bird’s off-limits,” Hatake huffs around a mouthful of Bird’s dog treats. “Don’t like the shocker, no thank you. Treats are good, though. Hound likes treats.”

    “I’ll bet Hound does,” Bird grumbles, wriggling out from under Hatake’s stick-thin frame, wincing as the movement pulls at the burn on his back.

    Hound whines from his place sprawled in the underbrush, licking his chops and staring greedily at Bird’s pack.

    “Hound is still hungry,” Hatake murmurs, eyes fixed on the pack, and Bird narrows his eyes, dragging the pack a little closer.

    --
    Or; Shimura Danzo enjoys traumatizing small children, and then sending them to new dimensions. This turns out about as well as you'd expect.
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    Kushina has never stopped believing that her sister is still alive and is rewarded in her faith when she feels her sister's chakra on Hatake Sakumo.

    As it turns out, Katsumi has been in Konoha all this time, just hidden and under the command of Shimura Danzo in Root. There is no easy way to get to her and Kushina will be damned if she lets her sister escape her grasp a second time.

    To think, the only reason she knows of her is because Danzo sent her out on a mission to get pregnant and by Sakumo, nonetheless. If things work out, she'll have her sister back and possibly a niece or nephew in less than a year.

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    2,700
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    1/?
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    2
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    34
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    6
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    240

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