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    When Sherlock finds out that Mycroft has a camera in his Baker Street bedroom, he is not quite as offended as he pretends to be.

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    Sherlock, John, and Molly get entangled with the British government after a cloning experiment goes wrong. Sherlock volunteers to have his genetic material used, leading to another Sherlock. Unfortunately for him, his clone is a bit more open with his feelings for Molly. Smutty chaos ensues.

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    After Sherlock jumps from the roof of St. Bart's, John grieves his death, but 6 months afterwards, he meets someone and begins a relationship. Meanwhile, Sherlock is very much alive and chasing down the remnants of Moriarty's "web." Eighteen months after John witnesses Sherlock's suicide, Sherlock walks in the door of 221B.

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    Sherlock tries out some dirty talk. John's reaction isn't what Sherlock expected.

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    The science of how Doctor John H. Watson get to be tied on his bed using his army uniform, Sherlock straddling him.

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    Greg accidentally overhears John and Sherlock having sex - and he likes it very much. More stuff happens but I can't tell you, because, well, spoilers...

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    Sherlock finds some distraction for himself and his brother in the form of DI. Lestrade.

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    Attention: please read the tags before reading.

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    Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

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    John toldeth Sherlock to receiveth amorous rite...

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    John tells Sherlock he should get laid...

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    “So, if we wanted to… Er. Do. What you – what you said. What would be – how would we, do it?”

    John looks over at Sherlock, as he's sitting at the living room table, fingers fiddling with the fork from his Mrs Hudson-cooked breakfast. He isn't looking at him and his face is flushed, his cheeks almost visibly red.

    John smiles.

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    Molly accepts a date with an idiot because he's fit and it doesn't take a genius to give her what she needs, right? Sherlock disagrees with this plan..

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    Dr John Watson attends a house party at the Holmes' estate. Sherlock buggers him in the stables.

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    He shouldn’t be doing this. He really shouldn’t be doing this.
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    AU in which John Watson works for Pike and is sent to see a certain prisoner. Things don't go according to plan.

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    Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . .

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    Sherlock decides to write a love poem, but gets quite detracted and slightly off-topic.

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    Things are great-- Sherlock and John are in love, and also the sex is basically fantastic. John figures that pretty much the only thing that could make it better would be if Sherlock talked dirty in bed sometimes. It is a request he will soon come to regret, when he discovers the one thing in the world that Sherlock Holmes utterly sucks at: sex talk.

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    【撸主簡介】(這故事挺奇葩+挑戰下限的,哦,這絕對是PWP)
    John Watson 是個醫生,忙到沒時間維持正常男女關係,以至他有一天絕望到上成人商店的黃片小隔間解決生理需求。包含自慰、手活、口交、全套--後三項基本是匿名性愛的形式,交流方式只透過牆上的一個洞--傳說中的glory hole。

    請注意:一開始兩人打的火熱時其實並不認識彼此,甚至也沒真的見上面(請相信我真的只有透過一個洞交流!),但全文(值得安慰?)沒有牽扯到第三人,最後還有(一點點)算的上甜的感情戲。

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    John Watson isn't actually a pervert. Really. He's just a bit sexually frustrated.

    Honestly, he's never done anything like this before.

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    11
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    27
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    5
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