14 Works in Sherlock Holmes/Everyone

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    It's not the first time Sherlock has had to perform for services rendered by the anonymous collective.

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    1/1
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    For tumblr kinkmeme prompt 296: Asexual!Sherlock can't come up with Christmas presents, so he decides his gift will be to have sex with everyone who wants him (which turns out to be everyone). Complications (and smut) ensue. (I know it's a little late for holiday prompts, but hell, I'd read this any time of year.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
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    28
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    2
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    A con populated entirely with Sherlocks is an impressive and disturbing thing.

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    592
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    Limericks inspired by Vulgarweed's Ejaculations of Wonder, which is a BBC Sherlock/Oglaf fusion story wherein Sherlock is plagued by cumsprites, creatures formed from his anthropomorphic semen which run away from him and tattle his masturbatory fantasies to Mistress Irene.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    442
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    330
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    Sherlock Holmes, a young Consulting Apprentice Detective, has a weird libido, a busy hand, and a terrible problem. He has attracted the attention of Mistress Irene and the Criminal Ambassador - and Mistress Irene has ways of keeping tabs on her favorites.

     

    Like many Oglaf fans, I don't understand why Cumsprite AUs aren't almost as ubiquitous as Daemon AUs. If you're not a fan of the very brilliant, very funny, and very filthy Oglaf webcomic, go click on that and come back here once you are.

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    3,511
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    284
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1488
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    Sherlock is de-aged and the crew have to deal with a totally adorable but demanding toddler. moriarty kidnaps Sherlock, Mycroft can't deal without Sherlock and Sally slaps Anderson. Adorable!Sherlock, Protective!Mycroft. Total fluffy crack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,965
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    6867
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    Sherlock couldn't do without any of them.

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    240
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    1/1
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    4
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    31
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    3
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    717
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    Just, come back please, even if it isn't for me. Come back. - Dr. John Watson

    Thank you for that small distraction. - Yours dearly, Jim Moriarty

    I miss you Sherlock, and I'm quiet pissed off because of you. - Mycroft, your dear, smarter, brother.

    Sherlock is truly dead (or nobody knows he's not, both are good) and they're all writing letters to the great gone, Sherlock Holmes.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,398
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1365
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    An epic tale in verse of a dominant detective’s battle for control.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    824
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    Sherlock Holmes walked down a street in the evening sun, weaving down the middle of the road and sidestepping the dashed white line, trying to decide which side he ought to tip over. He was not the man that he had been, and he wasn’t proud of what he had become.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    516
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    "I attended your funeral, you know. They didn't know I was there [...] Interesting though, you are the first solitary man I met who had a mourning party. [...] I can tell you how each of them mourned you." Because each kind of love produces its own kind of grief, a long-ignored voice tells the story of five mourners of Sherlock Holmes, a man who in the end, was all but solitary.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    346
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    Sherlock/Interview with the Vampire fusion-- London, 1887

    Sherlock Holmes is Gentleman Death in silk and lace-- a cold, cynical vampire ever-desperate for something to break the tedium of eternity. He finds it in Dr. John Watson, a depressed war-hero committing slow suicide through drink and the dangers of London's gambling dens.

    Their strange friendship is fraught with difficulty from the onset-- but their lives truly take a turn for the macabre when they find themselves at the center of a gruesome (and infamous) murder spree.

    ..............

    “But really Sherlock—You just would have to pick the one with the goddamned hero complex.”

    *WARNING: ALL STORIES ARE ON HIATUS WHILE I'M ABROAD. WILL BE CONTINUED IN DECEMBER, SO VERY SORRY FOR THE WAIT"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,003
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6589
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    Omega!Sherlock goes into heat in a house full of alphas. Beta!Molly is unaffected, but she's not strong enough to fight them off. After they get back to London, Sherlock comes to Molly for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1139
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    Sherlock broke the rules and not all lessons are easy to learn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4347

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