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    "Do you know what I think?" she said.
    "Of course, I know what everyone thinks," Sherlock countered.
    "I think you've gone your entire life feeling nothing. I think feeling nothing has made you the brilliant mind that you are today. I think you felt nothing for so long that you assumed it was because you couldn't feel. But you can. You just don't want to. And I think you hate the fact that I make you feel something."

    // A mystery brings Sherlock Holmes and Margaux Cave together in a way they never thought possible. When he dies, she is destroyed. But when he returns from the grave, Sherlock is confronted with something he never expected.

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    30/?
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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan.
    Official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Yet he dreams of the perfect life with an amazing man.
    But is the truth worse than the dream?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    23/26
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    John seeks out the services of MatchDs to find a suitable sub, but none of the offerings appeal until he is shown the dossier of one Sherlock Holmes, a reluctant sub.

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    102
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    506
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    65
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    15611
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    Sherlock Holmes is a man with almost no understanding of relationships or feelings, but who still has a surprisingly active sex life. Unfortunately he lacks the tactfulness of dealing witch such matters in a satifying way, and when John finds out, he is not pleased to learn of the sexual escapades of his flatmate, both past and present.
    Jealousy, possessiveness, some unexpected violence and supressed feelings, as well as potential lovers trying to come between them, forces John to face some dark sides of his own personality when trying to figure out how he truly feels about Sherlock.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    22
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    John's younger sister, April Grace Watson, comes to town and tosses Sherlock into the throws of... Whatever emotion it is. As a high-functioning sociopath, he doesn't really know what's going on in his head. But it isn't just his head she's interested in.

    **NO SPECIFIC UPDATE SCHEDULE**

    (Pardon the typos, I write on mobile and can't catch everything. I'll edit eventually...)

    - Updates have been determined as non-specific due to classes starting again. Updating will be slower, but will still be happening -

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    Get in loser, we're going shipping.

    This is my version of life after the events of: 'The Final Problem' but it also contains elements from the entire series. So yeah...Obvious spoilers, don't come after me with torches and pitchforks if Y'all don't take a moment to read my summary.

     But I digress.

     This fic contains RIDICULOUS amounts of smut since the BBC won't let us have nice things.

    But smut with a plot.

    I hope that my fic will make you chuckle to yourself or at least snort.

    This is SUPPOSED to be a mostly happy story because fuck knows we need one after season four.

    But, like Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat...I am not a merciful God...I'm an evil masochistic bastard and I survive on the tears of my viewers, so, naturally, It'll be fine and dandy for a suspiciously long time and then suddenly...

    All of the shit...Will hit all of the fans.

    Enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    Holmes had pushed him past his limit! A man should be strong, but there is only so much a human can take before he needs relief!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    41
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    3
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    When Sherlock finds out that Mycroft has a camera in his Baker Street bedroom, he is not quite as offended as he pretends to be.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2003
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    Sherlock is in denial, John is teasing, and Greg is so done.

    Y/n seems sweet, innocent - and isn't fazed that a very mysterious, creepy stranger comes along and asks about a twelve inch silicone phallus.. "It is a sex shop John, don't be dull."
    John suffers so much of Sherlocks' shenanigans, he should be getting paid for this.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    76
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    6
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    1638
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    A silly, alcohol-fuelled conversation about pillow talk in all its forms turns into something more significant, and John finds out a few surprising things about himself and his best friend. Sherlock takes what he can get.

    In other words, a lot of porn and a little plot. Or: How I wish John's stag night had ended.

    (Inspired by Martin Freeman's face in the sticky note scene, which is very obviously in love with Sherlock, regardless of what John Watson thinks.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    560
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    125
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    Now in an established relationship, things are in the clear for Sherlock and Molly. That's until Sherlock decides to conduct an experiment on "sexual repression" by withholding sex from his precious Molly. Smutty chaos ensues. Sequel to "In the Name of Science" and "Sweet Tea". ONE-SHOT.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    2945
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    A study in Sherlock, or: The years it took John Watson to fall in love

    Series
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    English
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    6,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3662
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    Molly is late for work but Sherlock is good at convincing her that a shared shower and a sick day is the better way to spend the day.

    Series
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    Words:
    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2063
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    There has been a silent war between Sherlock and John since they first met. Sherlock has been subjecting the soldier to a type of psychological warfare, a subtle game of seduction. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. When Sherlock returns from his faked death John decides to end this war once and for all.

    ‘Not gay’ John had asserted at least ten times in their first week together, and Sherlock had seemed to take that as a challenge He made it his mission to slyly wage a silent war against that one fundamental truth of John.

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    2,630
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    67
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    1542
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    John only wants to find his Biology textbook. And when he searches for it, Victor has the bloke over and can't they not use their bloody room to get each other off?

    Kink Meme Fill: This Prompt Here.

     

    Warning: Pants may get wet, clothes may somehow fall off, flies may magically appear in open jaws.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
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    97
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    8
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    2917
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    Sally Donovan learns to play pool.

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    1/1
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    27
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    “You know what I want. Let’s see what you want, shall we?” John crosses his arms, nods to the floor in front of him and waits.

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    245
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    22
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    When Mycroft found out Sherlock was having a danger night, he requested that John watch out for his brother. However, Sherlock determined that John wasn't what he needed, and he slipped past his flatmate to seek out his brother. Mycroft went home, wallowing in his unrequited love, to find Sherlock had snuck into his bedroom, and he assumed Sherlock was high. Arguments are had, feelings are discovered, and sexual fantasies are revealed.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
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    146
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    14
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    2765
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    Sherlock, John and the Reader all have a game night. Jim Moriarty likes to play games his own way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1704
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    A short Sherlolly smut filled one shot. Sherlock is suffering from Anger Management issues. Its fluffier than it sounds. It starts out a little non con but does improve.

    Language:
    English
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    1,222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4984

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