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    When Sherlock wakes the morning after Lestrade & Molly's wedding reception, hangover isn't the only thing he has to deal with. He's in bed with John and he doesn't mind it. But how is that possible? What happened to him? Whatever it is, he likes it. Realising he wants John in every way, Sherlock suggests starting a relationship, and though John's amenable to give it a try, he insists on taking things slow, refraining from physical intimacy until they both are sure of their feelings.

    This story follows their bumpy ride, the ups and downs, the inside battles, exploring their deepest fears and desires before becoming a real couple. Slow burn with lots of angst and some lighter, fluffy scenes to ease the tension.

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    An entire work centered around the thoughts of John Watson in his moments of domesticity, or otherwise, with his one and only Sherlock Holmes. Expect fluff, mild angst, a slightly irritated John Watson, and much more.

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    John Watson comes home from the war, gets a new job and meets Sherlock Holmes through Mike Stamford. Same tale since 1891, except this time it’s 2008, John is Sherlock’s boss, and they work together at the Dead Letter Office in London.

    It's not a love story, until it finally is. (AU-ish/fusion with Herman Melville's 'Bartleby')

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    It happens as an accident. Really, neither of the parties involved were responsible for it. It was a parallel act of the residents of the two 221B’s. Sherlock Holmes, the good and great man, John Watson, the blogger, and in other place, not as far away as they believed, was Sherlock Holmes as well.

    And though he was great, he was not good.

    It’s not like he had a John Watson to help him along.

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    3/?
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    Sherlock's investigating a case for Mycroft that requires him to get some files in a building that's suspected to house Omegas illegally for exploitation. Not that Sherlock cares, really, even if he is an Alpha. It's all just transport, after all.
    One scent captures his attention, however, and sends him into Rut. The owner of that scent helps him through it but afterwards, he wakes up with almost no memory of what happened, except the persistent feeling that he has an Omega somewhere. More than that, an Omega that he needs.
    Finding his Omega proves to be anything but easy and involves delving into a less than pleasant side of the industry surrounding secondary genders. Once he does find him...

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    6/?
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    366
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    Sherlock is back.
    Sherlock loves John. John loves Sherlock. But it's not as simple as that anymore, is it?

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    7/7
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    20
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    After being discharged, John really just looks forwards to trying to settle down, get his issues sorted out with a therapist, hopefully, and living a normal life. He doesn't suspect anything when he finds the offer for a roommate with some younger man in London- he's as broke as can get and the flat looks great, and there's some deal that makes it cheaper- of course he's going to take it.

    He ends up with more than he bargained for, though, with his young new roommate and the many problems that come with living with Sherlock Holmes.

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    1/?
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    Janine Watson is a struggling veteran just trying to make her way in London, a city that doesn't seem to care about her trials. She has no family to speak of, less to speak TO, and few friends who care about her. A routine morning takes a turn when she runs into a friend of hers on the train and she gets herself firmly involved with a local scandal. Scotty Hudson isn't exactly who he says he is, but Janine doesn't care. He did her a good turn when SHE needed a friend, and now she's going to repay the favour in kind. Even if that means getting between "Scotty" and an unsuspecting Jim Moriarty. Needing a place to go post-showdown, Janine takes "Scotty" and goes home to Scotland for a spell.

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    Mrs. Hudson isn't who you think she is. She's got your number and she's willing to use it. Sherlock and John don't stand a chance. Beware the Hudson, she was BAMF before you were born.

    Chapter 2 Hudders against Mycroft. Put your money on her.

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    Four days after John found a toy wooden soldier on his kitchen table, on a sunny Sunday morning around 10 o’clock, he and Rosie finally make their way to Baker Street. In retrospect, John will sometimes say that it has been like January 29th all over again. Another start, a second chance, and a new path because good things sometimes really come to those who wait.

    Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have waited what feels like a lifetime.

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    Sherlock Holmes, The wedding Consultant. Picky about his projects and a nightmare to work with. Rejects ninety percent of the couples after just having a look at them and can predict how long a marriage will last. But when unassuming, plain, John Watson reluctantly limps his way in his office, with his more than enthusiastic fiancée, Mary Morstan, instead of dismissing the ill-assorted couple on the spot, he promptly decides that the project, and the groom.. are definitely worth working on.

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    For the most part, there will be nothing out of the ordinary about tomorrow, except that it is the day Sherlock has made plans to confess his love to John.

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    A series of oneshots based on headcanons, starting with how Greg met and got to know Sherlock. Will be updated periodically, depending on time. Will write based from prompts and requests. Cross-posted on fanfiction.net

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    12/?
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    Text Copyright 2018 © Maddie Furtado

    People at Bart's are starting to feel very uncomfortable about the fact that um, well, didn’t Sherlock used to talk to Molly when they worked together in the lab? And didn’t they actually used to work together and not just be in the same room kind of ignoring each other? Did something happen to break their friendship? People were actually starting to root for them! It turns out Sherlock’s simple answer to those questions reveal something no one has noticed about Sherlock and his favourite pathologist.

    Sherlolly. One-shot. Johnlock Brotp. Secret Relationship.

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    Sherlock turns out to have been a bit wrong about something. John turns out to have noticed.

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    His heart is not the same, and nothing can take that back. Actions rewired normal, and this new normal…it twisted all perception. Sherlock’s life has changed, and normal right along with it.

    Maybe he can do it again.

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    Sherlock talks John into performing a series of kissing experiments 'for science' and John enjoys them a bit more than he's comfortable with.

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    "You hear your neighbor singing duets in the shower but all of a sudden they stop are you okay????" AU

    Feat. My Adopted Daughter Adelaide and Musical Theatre Nerd Ben and It's A Fantasy Metaphor Sherah

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    John and Sherlock both begin to suspect that something deeper than friendship connects them. But when Sherlock fakes his own suicide and then comes back, things aren't the same. Is it too late? Or do the Baker Street boys still have a chance at love? Some Language. A ton of feels.

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    “I could kill you right now, right here,” said the man. He had a low, gravely voice. “I could crack your neck with one hand.”

    Before Dan could answer, the man grabbed his hair again and crushed his lips against his own. Dan couldn’t fathom what was happening, but he knew that it was wrong, god, it was so wrong. But he liked it.

    Why did he like it?

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