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    A chair slid, and the voice that followed was not a child’s, “After throwing me under the bus and questioning me? You of all people know exactly what corner I’ve put myself in to protect her - then you offer to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart - and you think -”
    “Shinichi.”
    Conan stopped. Shinichi stopped. There was silence.
    “Hattori already told you to tell her already, didn’t he?”
    There was silence. Ran knew it was a nod. She knew Hattori.
    And now, she knew more now then she wasn't sure she'd ever wanted to know.

    - / / / -

    “I did just say ‘Kaito, Now. Punch me.’,” Sherlock groaned with a close of his eyes.
    “To be fair,” John added, “It is what we normally hear when you're talking.”
    Sherlock's face tightened for a moment before worked open his eyes to glare at John.
    It was then that Kaito striked. Not with a fist first but an open palm to one side followed by a fist when Sherlock started to rise from the blow.
    “And that is because you didn't trust me to do stage makeup for this part of your plan.”

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    Sherlock is forced to attend his parents' New Year's Eve party which marks six months since his return from his hiatus. He was supposed to go with John, but a fight between them the previous day means that he is now John-less, desperate, and drinking. More than he should. Which leads to a number of problems, especially when John appears out of the blue to discover that Sherlock has been saying a number of things about their relationship, and a hangover morning which leaves Sherlock in the dark as to what the heck happened on New Year's night.

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    You have to admit it - Sherlock has done some pretty outrageous things to John in the course of their time sharing a living space. Apparently nothing is sacred. At least not to Sherlock. Usually.

    How would some of those arguments go if we could have a front row seat?

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    Sherlock's investigating a case for Mycroft that requires him to get some files in a building that's suspected to house Omegas illegally for exploitation. Not that Sherlock cares, really, even if he is an Alpha. It's all just transport, after all.
    One scent captures his attention, however, and sends him into Rut. The owner of that scent helps him through it but afterwards, he wakes up with almost no memory of what happened, except the persistent feeling that he has an Omega somewhere. More than that, an Omega that he needs.
    Finding his Omega proves to be anything but easy and involves delving into a less than pleasant side of the industry surrounding secondary genders. Once he does find him...

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    Will Holmes is a chemical researcher recognized widely for his contributions to the new Mars exploration program. Thanks to his ground-breaking developments, the IMMC (International Mars Mission Corporation) is one step closer to Martian colonization. Will and his team of scientists are headed out on the first of three manned missions before the first group of settlers arrive. Three days before launch, one of the crew has to be replaced. Will panics because...new people.
    The replacement is of course one John Watson, biomedical engineer and space hottie who was pretty sure he had retired from actual space exploration and was now content to work in the nice, quiet research lab.

    Can the crew survive this TOTALLY ROUTINE trip? Will they be able to endure each other for the looooooong trip in close quarters?

    {SPOILER: Of course not. That would be boring.}

    Guarantee there will be drama. And explosions. And Will is gonna do something cocky and stupid. Really good chance for some zero-gravity boinking (bet ya didn't even know you needed that in your life).

    Gonna be a wild ride... prepare for blast off.

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    Sherlock returns two years after his alleged death and hopes to finally reunite with John again. He has thought a lot about how the Reunion could turn out. He never would have believed it would turn out quite like this though.

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    It happens as an accident. Really, neither of the parties involved were responsible for it. It was a parallel act of the residents of the two 221B’s. Sherlock Holmes, the good and great man, John Watson, the blogger, and in other place, not as far away as they believed, was Sherlock Holmes as well.

    And though he was great, he was not good.

    It’s not like he had a John Watson to help him along.

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    When Sherlock wakes the morning after Lestrade & Molly's wedding reception, hangover isn't the only thing he has to deal with. He's in bed with John and he doesn't mind it. But how is that possible? What happened to him? Whatever it is, he likes it. Realising he wants John in every way, Sherlock suggests starting a relationship, and though John's amenable to give it a try, he insists on taking things slow, refraining from physical intimacy until they both are sure of their feelings.

    This story follows their bumpy ride, the ups and downs, the inside battles, exploring their deepest fears and desires before becoming a real couple. Slow burn with lots of angst and some lighter, fluffy scenes to ease the tension.

    *** NOW COMPLETE ***

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    Complementary colours
    noun.

    : pairs of colours that contrast with each other more than any other colour, and when placed side-by-side make each other look brighter.

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    По большому счету, в завтрашнем дне не будет ничего из ряда вон выходящего, за исключением того, что Шерлок составил план, как объясниться Джону в любви.

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    Sherlock tries to help John be okay with a night out. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Sherlock has one mission: to protect John at all costs and ensure that justice is served to those who hurt him. But how can he when Mary has escaped right under his nose, and Jim Moriarty is still no where to be found?

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    很大程度上来讲,明天并没有什么特别之处,只不过,明天是Sherlock计划要向John表白爱意的日子。

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    You don't promise a man lunch and then not keep your word.

    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    It's been a couple of weeks since Sherlock and John have been raising Rosie, together. But now, Greg and Mycroft have a bet, Sherlock is oddly talented in playing the toy piano, and John is getting absolutely confused over what his feelings are for his other half of the Baker Streets Boys. But the question is, can their bromance really turn into romance? Also, will they manage being fathers or will it all become too much?

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    Sherlock turns out to have been a bit wrong about something. John turns out to have noticed.

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    Subterfuge, flight lessons, and first kisses. Oh my.

    “The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Basically, John tries to figure out Sherlocks phone password.

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