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    Afghanistan has left its scars on Dr John Watson; both physically and mentally, he sees himself beyond repair. Struggling to make it in London on an army pension, with a stroke of luck, John's old friend tells him of someone he knows who's advertising for a flatmate.
    John Watson meets the eccentric and excitable Sherlock Holmes and is immediately pulled into a case; 4 serial suicides with foul play suspected. Enter Delila, an American with ties to DI Lestrade; an IQ of over 170; and degrees in psychology, forensics, and not taking people's shit. It isn't long before she's been adopted into the Baker Street family, and suddenly the three are inseparable. But, with Delila's past not far behind her, danger around every corner, and the mysterious Moriarty on the horizon, will these bonds last?
    And could Sherlock really be making friends, let alone be growing fond of them?
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    Settling into a normal life, or what would pass for normal with a pregnant ex-army doctor and former harem keeper Omega and a consulting detective genius Alpha, ought to be relatively easy for the couple, given what has gone before. But it won't be that simple or quiet a time.
    Not only has Sherlock promised John to find the child that was taken from him, they have to deal with the unravelling the harem and the threat of Moriarty still looming not to mention learning to live together as a couple.
    John still feels a responsibility to his charges, especially Ruby, and also needs to reintegrate into life and society, which isn't made easier by his pregnancy.
    All in all, a semblance of quiet is still a long way off.

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    Just Sherlock content, because I feel like it and there isn't enough of it.

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    “You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.

    “You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”

    “Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”


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    Greg is acting suspiciously, Mycroft is paranoid, Sherlock is helpful, and John's ability to keep secrets is questionable

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    John Watson is just a normal person. He has a normal life, a normal job, and a normal wife. Everything was normal. Till it wasn't.

    Till he went to that bar with Lestrade. Till he met that young man who asked him to be his fake boyfriend that evening. Till he locked his lips with him.

    It should have been an awkward evening which he would laugh at it in the future, right? Wrong. Because John can't forget him at all. Or that might be because he kept popping up in his life, promising danger every time they met, putting him in awkward situations.

    Suddenly his life was turned upside down. What was happening? Why was he feeling so weird? Who was this madman who set fire on his house and this woman who kept following him? Why is Mary acting so weird? Why is his life seemed to be in danger?

    Just who was Sherlock Holmes?

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    Sherlock tem um novo caso, mas ele tem três problemas. Um deles é: a infantilidade. Sherlock é um infantil, mas ele não admite isso.
    Isso era para ser uma redação da aula de Português, mas virou fanfic.
    Um capítulo por semana se vocês quiserem, mas como tenho tido muita aula ultimamente, vou acabar demorando um pouco mais para escrever e postar.
    Boa leitura!!!

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    A personal assistant to a famous gay media personality goes missing and the police are stumped.

    Sherlock and John get called to Surrey to help investigate and find out more things about each other than they bargained for.

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    While Bea and Jessie have a sleepover in 221b, Watson and Sherlock have one grown-up version of it.

    “Let’s have a sleepover like our girls, John. I bet you’ve never had a proper one.” Apparently, Watson’s belief that his face betrays nothing is a mistake as Sherlock continues, only now with far too much glee. “I knew it! Come on, John! We can even make a pillow fort. You know how it’s done, right? And bring the alcohol with you as we’re a little bit too old for hot chocolate.”

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    The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

    At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

    A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

    NOW COMPLETE

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    A year has passed since Dr. John Watson met the world's only consulting detective, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, in St. Bart's Hospital. Watson's obsession with his wildly charming, seemingly perfect companion comes to a head when the good doctor is terribly wounded on a case. What follows is a series of shocking revelations—the least of which is that Sherlock Holmes is only a man.

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    After his return, Sherlock Holmes wants to sleep in John Watson's bed for reasons unknown.

    “Come to bed, John, it’s getting late.”

    “I beg your pardon?”

    It had been a good afternoon which had John reminded of the days of their past. It had lulled him into some false sort of safety: Stupid, foolish.

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    Sherlock:
    It’s fine, Greg.

    But then Lestrade threw away the empty coffee cup.
    He knew it wasn’t fine.
    Because Sherlock always signs his texts.
    And Sherlock never calls him Greg.
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    A case goes wrong. Sherlock and John have some problems, which lead to confessions and a bunch of other emotional goo.

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    COMPLETE!
    The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

    At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

    A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

    Chapters 1-3 are the complete fic, chapters 4-6 are the accompanying ARTWORK from the amazing alifetimeaheadtoprovethat!

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    Since you moved to London from the U.S. three years ago, you've been madly in love with your flat-mate, the infamous Sherlock Holmes. One day, your friendship takes the next step.

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    John Watson, despite all odds, earns a place at Bullimore Sixth, a high achievers school in the middle of the countryside. There, he meets his room mate, Sherlock Holmes, and it changes their lives forever.

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    It's been a little over a week since Sherlock has turned John's life upside down, and it's not long until the doctor hears his flatmate play the violin for the first time. Mesmerised by how good he is, John hopes to have the chance to listen to him play again, in the near future. Sherlock complies. Several times.

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    Sherlock is in love with his best friend, John Watson.
    When confronted, Sherlock makes up Victor Trevor - a person that Sherlock wants to ask on a date.
    John offers to help by taking Sherlock on a practice date. The one thing Sherlock wants more than anything.

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    This is a story about two men trying to find their way back into the comfort of their companionship. No easy task in the aftermath of the events of Reichenbach, a wedding and a shot through the heart. They are facing a very rocky road ahead with a lot of introspection, misunderstandings, angst and pining. They each try to cope in their own particular way. Eventually, they'll find a way to communicate and learn about the true nature of their feelings.

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    “Perhaps I could help somehow?”  Sherlock offers hesitantly, needing to be able to do something, to solve something.

    “Find me a suitable girlfriend?”  John jokes bitterly.

    “I could do that.  I’m sure I could design an algorithm that uses data to find you the perfect date.”  Sherlock reaches for his notebook and pen, already scribbling down ideas, unaware of John staring incredulously at him.  At the sound of John’s mug thunking on the wooden table top Sherlock looks up, raising an eyebrow in query.

    “W..what?”  John crosses his arms and bites at the inside of his bottom lip, studying Sherlock intently before arriving at a decision.  “Oh, what the hell.  Go on then."

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