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    John Watson, despite all odds, earns a place at Bullimore Sixth, a high achievers school in the middle of the countryside. There, he meets his room mate, Sherlock Holmes, and it changes their lives forever.

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    During a night out with John and Greg, Sherlock is drugged and assaulted by a stranger. Afterwards, John is terribly worried about his best friend who doesn't deem it necessary to talk about what happened to him. Instead, he throws himself into his work. John, overcome with protectiveness for Sherlock, struggles to keep him out of further trouble, simultaneously he is trying to deal with his own strange feelings for him...

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    This is a story about two men trying to find their way back into the comfort of their companionship. No easy task in the aftermath of the events of Reichenbach, a wedding and a shot through the heart. They are facing a very rocky road ahead with a lot of introspection, misunderstandings, angst and pining. They each try to cope in their own particular way. Eventually, they'll find a way to communicate and learn about the true nature of their feelings.

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    Settling into a normal life, or what would pass for normal with a pregnant ex-army doctor and former harem keeper Omega and a consulting detective genius Alpha, ought to be relatively easy for the couple, given what has gone before. But it won't be that simple or quiet a time.
    Not only has Sherlock promised John to find the child that was taken from him, they have to deal with the unravelling the harem and the threat of Moriarty still looming not to mention learning to live together as a couple.
    John still feels a responsibility to his charges, especially Ruby, and also needs to reintegrate into life and society, which isn't made easier by his pregnancy.
    All in all, a semblance of quiet is still a long way off.

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    After the end of season 4, John is back at 221B Baker Street along with his daughter, Rosie, and easily fall into a content life alongside Sherlock. John is happy, but fear is stopping him from voicing the familial relationship he and Sherlock have found themselves in. What if he ruins everything?

    Basically a cute story about Sherlock and John being idiots and realising they were in a relationship the entire time.

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    Sherlock vuelve después de la Caída, John está determinado a casarse con Mary. John no sabe que Sherlock es un omega.

    Sherlock se siente miserable ante la falta del hogar que había construido con John, ante la pérdida y el odio abierto de quién él considera su alfa.

    Un día, un par de semanas después de volver al mundo de los vivos, está paseando por un suburbio aburrido de Surrey en el que nunca sucede nada, hasta que un pequeño bebé omega de ojos verdes en una canasta llama su atención.
    Por alguna razón, el detective decide tomar al bebé y llevarlo con él. De cualquier manera, el pequeño omega fue abandonado y Sherlock es incapaz de concebir. Con un poco de suerte harán un buen par.

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    American Alternate Universe, just a bit of me messing about with my favorite idiots....

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    John Watson left his heart in the war, though his bitch of a 'girlfriend' thinks he belongs to her, and she's pregnant, so he couldn't exactly leave her. Deciding that the best strategy to fall in love - with the exact opposite of who he had lost, no less - was for them to take a long holiday in the village of Willow Pointe. He wasn't expecting, however, the keeper of Baskerville Inn to turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.

    A lot of people fear Sherlock Holmes will always be alone, ever since he lost his only lover. As soon as John Watson comes to stay, everyone can see how their damage compliments each other's, and the little costal Massachusetts town isn't going to let the good doctor rest until their favorite British transplant is in a lasting relationship again.

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    It's not every day you find yourself being read by another person. Then again, you make sure to keep some time away from others just to get a breath of fresh air and to clear your mind from the overload of information. These two at Baker Street are really something odd...but these cases they go on, as dangerous as they can be, are really not all that bad. You just wished the obnoxious tall one would stop trying to read you like you were one of his many cases! If he wanted to know so much, the least he could do is ask you outright. Was that so hard?

    For a man like Sherlock Holmes, apparently that would be just too damn easy. Besides, how could he resist such a tempting challenge?

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    In which John gets Sherlock an emotional support dog.
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    Service dogs can:
    - reduce stress
    - reduce anxiety
    - help depression and trauma
    - increase positivity and socialization.
    - help John find Sherlock's drugs :)

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    "John wouldn’t move back in. Of course, Sherlock hadn’t asked outright yet, but he had hinted. And all he got was the affirmation that John...wouldn’t.
    What he couldn’t figure out was why."

    Rated Teen for mature language.

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    I hate myself for writing this. But did I go through with it? Yes. Do I have other main stories that I should be updating? Yes. Did I have to contribute to the weird side of ao3? Of course.

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    Sherlock und John wohnen seit fast einem Jahr zusammen und sind mehr als zufrieden mit ihrer Situation. Gregs Halloween Party und ein Trinkspiel bringen den Frieden in der 221B Baker Street jedoch durcheinander.

    Spielt nach dem nicht ausgestrahlten Pilot.

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    don't take your life away from me

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    John’s niece, Nuna Watson, gets fed up of his and Sherlock’s obvious pining.

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    John can't sleep, and apparently neither can Sherlock. They bond over coffee and a little more than bonding ensues. Pure fluff and kisses.

     

    Also, Mrs. Hudson knows everything. Never doubt her.

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    It's summer in Hawkins and Robin finds herself scooping ice cream with two former members of the Popular High School crowd, Steve "The Hair" Harrington and Heather Holloway. She decides it's time for a little competition, who sucks the most?
    Steve is winning. But could it be that... Robin is biased?

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    Sherlock Holmes. Probably the most interesting man on the planet, which leaves the question no one ever seems to think about;

    The most interesting man probably doesn't see himself as such, so who or what does he think is the most interesting?

    When it comes to Sherlock Holmes, the answer would be Dr. John Watson. He's so... intelligent yet stupid, so charming yet clueless, and so perfect. And while Sherlock can read him, -- most of the time, -- he's still the most perplexing, amazing, and interesting thing Sherlock has ever laid eyes on. But the one thing that confuses Sherlock the most about John is hilariously stupid, were you to ask anyone else. No, Sherlock finds himself most bemused with one issue;

    John can't dance to save his life. Nothing has ever bothered Sherlock more, and distractions, consequences, and hardships be damned, Sherlock WILL teach him to dance if it kills the both of them, which it very well may.

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    42
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    “But really, you have been going on a lot of dates,” John said.
    Sherlock blew out a sharp breath. “Well isn’t that what people do when they’re dating? Go on dates?”

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    John grinned and stared up into those green-blue eyes dazed. He pressed his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinked slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” A smile tipped John’s lips. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit."


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    All credit for the first paragraph goes to promptsforjohnlock!
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    Sherlock turns out to have been a bit wrong about something. John turns out to have noticed.

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