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    Molly Hooper has been keeping a secret. A literary secret. A romantic, literary secret... Which Mummy Holmes has elected to spill. Now Sherlock is getting to see a whole new side to his favorite pathologist's imagination... But who is this Duke Benedict she keeps writing about? And why is he oddly familiar..? Slightly AU, based on an old HC of mine.

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    This case is their toughest yet. Our favorite detectives need to bust a criminal, but the psycho won't allow just anyone to get close to him. Holmes has to get into character as a devoted admirer in order to nab the man who's been murdering innocent omegas. It's dangerous and dirty and Watson doesn't like it, especially since flirting is involved, and maybe more than that.
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    The fic where Virgin!Omega! Sherlock has to flirt (his Achilles heel) like his life depends on it (it does) and Watson's jealousy could be a character of its own. :)

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    Sherlock's own mind betrayed him, allowing his feelings to spill forth through inadvertent flirting. Molly called him out on it but what was the result?

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    A BBC Sherlock story based on the Sherlock story The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: The Five Orange Pips. Season 3 AU (because Mofftis, you two have hecked up this show and it makes me mad).

    Back from the dead, Sherlock arrives in a London he doesn't recognize. Lestrade's retired, Sally Donovan is the new DI, Molly's in a stable relationship, and John is getting engaged. Sherlock gives up hope for ever reconnecting with the people he's hurt until Mary, John's fiance, comes to him with an envelope filled with five orange pips.

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    Molly is nearly kidnapped and Sherlock's intentions for the day get misunderstood. Perhaps he has left too much to time pass between making his next moves.

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    Johnlock pizza delivery AU: Sherlock is staying at a hotel on Halloween with his family and keeps insisting they order pizza because he is infatuated with the very cute, blonde delivery boy.

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    Text Copyright 2018 © Maddie Furtado

    It's Molly's day off, and in her eyes, she's allowed to watch some crappy telly or her favourite movies and eat a pint of ice cream. She's going to enjoy her day off, how ever she likes. Even if Sherlock Holmes is currently using her bedroom as a bolt-hole.

    Sherlolly. Two-shot. Fluff. Song-fic (kinda) Bolt-Hole trope.

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    "How do I undo this? How?" Sherlock whispers under his breath, searching for that goddamn button. Shit. Shit shit shit shit— "Shit!"

    It takes him a minute to regain control over his shaking hand to unlike the picture, not exactly knowing if it will still appear in John's notifications or anything like that. If he is currently online, he must have seen it. Shit. Oh god. He accidentally liked a stranger's picture from two years ago. Sherlock wants to bang his head on a wall. Set his phone on fire. No, better— set himself on fire.

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    Molly knew she was too sick to go into her post today, but maybe some good came from it after all...

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    When Sherlock visits the cinema one late afternoon, he doesn't anticipate enjoying himself. But it's not the movie that's captured his attention. Rather, it's the odd laugh sounding from a few rows down. Movie forgotten, Sherlock spends the remainder of the film trying to find the mysterious source.
    The last thing he expects is John Watson. Military doctor recently discharged from Afghanistan.
    It's only a bonus that he also happens to be very good looking.

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    Text Copyright 2017 © Maddie Furtado

    Sherlolly prompt from strangelock221b (Tumblr)

    Sherlock is named London’s Most Eligible Bachelor. He’s utterly baffled by it. Molly knows that her chances of ever being more to him than just a friend are even smaller now that he’s got scores of women lining up to meet him. And to make matters worse, there’s a charity ball coming up and Sherlock has been asked to be the guest of honour.

    Sherlolly. Warstan. Multi.

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    Sherlock is back.
    Sherlock loves John. John loves Sherlock. But it's not as simple as that anymore, is it?

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    Janine challenges Sherlock to get a date, and in a fit of probable insanity, Sherlock accepts. Which is how, unbelievably, he finds himself on a dating website. But perhaps this ex-army doctor isn't so bad...

    AU in which Sherlock and John meet online, and John employs his best seduction techniques... or rather, worst.

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    "It's… you know, when two people like each other and do stuff together?" John had said two days ago, when he had asked if Sherlock would be interested in a date. With him.

    With John Watson.

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    Molly is convinced Sherlock has taken her best date night shirt.

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    Opening the door quietly, John was met with a sea of destruction unlike anything he had seen outside of the time Moriarty had bombed Baker Street, “Sherlock?” John sighed, rubbing his temples. “Why is the sofa upside down?”

    Sherlock jumped from the desk, that he was precariously standing on, to the sofa with a wide and slightly manic grin, his right arm curled around a large salad bowl filled with sweets, which he rifled through with gusto, knocking a few of them to the floor in his haste to find whatever it was he was searching for.

    “John! You’re back,” he exclaimed loudly, balancing as he walked, bare foot, across the underside of the overturned sofa. Sherlock’s mouth was faintly smudged with chocolate, and his curls were wild and mussed. “I’d get off the floor if I were you, John. It’s lava! First it was the sea, then it was snow, but now it’s most definitely lava, and you’re standing in it!”

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    Fine.” Tutted John, ignoring the small triumphant smirk spreading across Sherlock’s face. “You have to wear something festive though—” He muttered under his breath, looking around the surrounding area and spying a small inch of brown sticking up from an open cardboard box sitting with several other boxes on the coffee table.

    Perfect…

    In a ploy to get Sherlock to join him for Lestrade’s holiday party, John tries his luck with a pair of fuzzy antlers and the promise of a good old fashioned romp when they get home. Can he stick to the plan with the detective looking so unexpectedly stunning? And why does it seem like Sherlock has plans of his own?

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    Sherlock is forced into a military museum, but meets the bloody hot Capitan John Watson.

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    Jim and Sherlock are at the shooting range, and the cockteases fly as wildly as the bullets.

    Then it gets real.

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    "On October third, he asked me what day it was"

    Or, Sherlock is Bad at Flirting but John finds it charming. Coffee Shop AU

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