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There's a wolf amongst the sheep at Wisteria Lutheran Church. Sherlock and John must go undercover—as two men in love—to find out who has been mercilessly executing the church's queer community. As with everything else involving John Watson, it's not nearly as straightforward as Sherlock had hoped it would be.
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It feels true and real and absolute, and all Sherlock can do is swallow down everything that’s rising up within him and remain still and quiet, and close his stupid bloody eyes—and try to enjoy it while it lasts.
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4+1 (Four Times John Touched Sherlock's Hair, And 1 Time Sherlock Understood Why) by Stressed_Depressed_Lemonzest_05
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
01 May 2022
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Fact: John touched his hair
Fact: It felt impossibly wonderful
Fact: Sherlock had no idea what to do with this information
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Sherlock hated feelings. They were illogical, pointless and made no sense. Feelings about John were double that. But they were also pretty wonderful.
(Sherlock's weakness is his hair and I stand by that)
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"Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently. -
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John needs some time to recharge after the physically and emotionally draining case in Dartmoor. On a whim, he books a couple of days in Falmouth and (somehow) convinces Sherlock to join him. During the impromptu minibreak, the nature of John and Sherlock’s relationship begins to shift. Things get even better upon their return home to London. But are the two men on the same page about what they’ve become?
A post-HoTB, pre-TRF fic (with a post-S4 epilogue).
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Marylin Montgomery just wishes to live a quiet life in London with her cat and her books. But when she meets Sherlock Holmes, she is drawn into a life of excitement, danger, and intrigue. A life she never wanted, but cannot seem to get away from. As she gets closer to Sherlock her secrets threaten to come out, endangering those around her. As much as she is intrigued by the consulting detective, will Marylin be able to trust him when he proves to care more about cases and secrets than human beings?
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- Part 1 of Lullaby of Manslaughter
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Sherlock's bored and you have the perfect idea to distract him.
“Nice try,” Sherlock said, sitting opposite you. “You went to Oxford, your student debt is murdering you-”
“Nice choice of words,” you muttered.
“Mm,” Sherlock said, getting back up.
“All right, I’m taking you somewhere. We’re going somewhere, I don’t care where, but you’re going to do something except hole yourself up here.” -
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It's not the right fit.
It's not going to work.
Let's talk about it in the morning.
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Danger, love, patience, and a brighter future.
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My Favourite Mistake by Breath4Soul
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2021
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A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.
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“You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.
“You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”
“Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Made Me Do It
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After Sherlocks experiment in Hounds of Baskerville, John reacts badly. Sherlock tries to fix his mistake. Lots of nice fluffy moments. Pairings: John/Sherlock friendship. Warnings: nightmares, panic attacks, intentionally exposing John to percieved danger.
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John being worried asf while taking care of Sherlock while he’s sick because Sherlock’s an idiot
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- Part 5 of Sherlock ficmas 2021:))
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Sherlock gets hurt by glass and John patches him up. Little did they know this would lead to something more than that.
Day 1 of ficmas:’)
(a series of johnlock fics i will write everyday till Christmas)
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- Part 1 of Sherlock ficmas 2021:))
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Breaks with canon from the lab scene in Hound of the Baskerville.
His action of tearing the sheet back startled John badly, causing him to try and jump to his feet to run away. He cracked the top of his head against the bars so hard the cage actually shifted a little. Sherlock instinctively winced in sympathy at the loud clang as John clamped his hands to his head… but he still never made a sound apart from his shallow but rapid breathing.
After the events in Baskerville, the first thing that Sherlock notices is that John doesn't argue with him anymore. Unfortunately, that isn't the only change in his behaviour. Sherlock doesn't know why or how best to help... he just knows that for the first time in his life, he wants to be there for someone else.
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- Part 1 of Safety
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John is secretly in love with Sherlock and has been since the first day he met him which was 3 years ago. Living with Sherlock isn't easy for John since his love for him grows stronger by the day. Writing his blog is the only thing he can escape too.
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The Value of Deductions by ChrisCalledMeSweetie for Sam_the_Skald
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
27 Jun 2021
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If Sherlock had a gold coin for each of his deductions, would it be a blessing? Or a curse?
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- Part 7 of Pridelocked Ficlets
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The Devil (Catches Falling Stars) by SLUG_CAT624
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Sherlock (TV)
12 Jun 2021
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Sherlock Holmes and Obi-Wan Kenobi are both very smart men that did a very stupid thing, backed by very smart people acting very stupidly. Anakin Skywalker throws a fit and kriffs up the universe, and John Watson is definitely not paid enough for this shit.
Please enjoys this mess that has no plan, and no update schedule (not that I normally have much of one anyway).
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- Part 10 of Slug-Cat's Crossovers and Fandom Fusions
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Sleep Experiment - (Trans!Lestrade wakes Trans!John up) by ADHDdumbass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
11 Jun 2021
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~~Lestrade texted Sherlock in the evening, saying there was a case, but of course Sherlock didn’t respond.
~~The message didn’t even register as “read”.John Watson is trans. He hasn't told Sherlock yet, since Sherlock never mentioned it when they first met. What happens when Lestrade & Sherlock show up in his room unexpectedly?
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How To Date Your Flatmate [Podfic] by helloliriels for EchoSilverWolf
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
10 Jun 2021
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When Sherlock realizes his feelings for John have developed into something more than platonic, he decides to conduct a little experiment to test the waters.
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- Part 5 of Liriels Podfics
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On a rainy day by Imabakuhoe
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga)
02 Jun 2021
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Sherlock goes to visit William and tries to figure out his feelings towards the blonde, a girl named Maria helps him out.
William is already certain of his feelings however he can’t let them interfere with his plans.
In the end they dance until they fall asleep.
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When Sherlock breaks his leg and has to stay in Baker St he gets bored, so he looks out the window, only to witness (What he thinks is) the aftermath of a murder.
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Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window but with Sherlock!