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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    Кому нужны обычные прогулки в парке? Они такие скучные.

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    Bears and dragons fight. Well, more like Sherlock and John fight. Molly is just sucked into this mess somehow.

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    Some silly words spoil the mood on Christmas Eve. But not for long :)

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    Who wants ordinary walks in the park? They're so boring.

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    Famous reader presents the Great Sherlock Holmes with a case of her own. they become closer than anticipated and things may get a little more creative around 221 baker street than before.

    Will their relationship be strictly business casual?

    Or will the consulting detective join the media in admiring this Lady of the Arts.

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    AU. Sherlock and John both go to secondary school, Sherlock to a boarding school and John to a nearby comprehensive. Sherlock is roped in, much against his will, to be part of a new initiative of a student talent 'showcase', meant to combine music and English literature, where each act must be made up of people from both schools.
    When he finds out the one he's been partnered with is the boy who works weekends at the local village's newsagent's and lets him buy his cigarettes despite knowing his age, the one he's harboured a crush on almost since he first saw him, he suddenly becomes rather keen to practice.
    But John's a popular guy, it seems, and busy, too, with for instance the times he has to leave without explanation. Why would he want to stick around and be friends with Sherlock after the concert is over? Best make the most of it in the time he has.

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    Meaning "the act of killing one's brother or sister."

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    Sherlock Holmes. Probably the most interesting man on the planet, which leaves the question no one ever seems to think about;

    The most interesting man probably doesn't see himself as such, so who or what does he think is the most interesting?

    When it comes to Sherlock Holmes, the answer would be Dr. John Watson. He's so... intelligent yet stupid, so charming yet clueless, and so perfect. And while Sherlock can read him, -- most of the time, -- he's still the most perplexing, amazing, and interesting thing Sherlock has ever laid eyes on. But the one thing that confuses Sherlock the most about John is hilariously stupid, were you to ask anyone else. No, Sherlock finds himself most bemused with one issue;

    John can't dance to save his life. Nothing has ever bothered Sherlock more, and distractions, consequences, and hardships be damned, Sherlock WILL teach him to dance if it kills the both of them, which it very well may.

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    A snarky little 221B for the current news. Which Sherlock has probably already forgotten.

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    John grinned and stared up into those green-blue eyes dazed. He pressed his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinked slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” A smile tipped John’s lips. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit."


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    All credit for the first paragraph goes to promptsforjohnlock!
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    Sherlock’s jump from St. Bart's left John crushed. Just when he’d begun to come to terms with his feelings for his flat mate, the man dies right before his eyes. But his suffering hasn’t gone unnoticed and now two years after the fact, a certain Detective Inspector has decided to help pieces of John’s life and hopefully the two of them can navigate this new phase of their lives together. The only problem? Sherlock isn’t actually dead and after years of hunting down Moriarty's men one by one, Mycroft has called him back to London to make sure he doesn’t lose what he was fighting for.

    Post season two and ignoring the rest (since the bulk of this was written before the other seasons had come out...but let’s call it a fix it fic.)

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    It all begins with an invitation to Mycroft's wedding to his PA and seven days at a resort in Jamaica, with the assumption that Molly pretends to be his girlfriend that his mother might be under the impression that he's going to propose to sooner rather than later. It ends up being so much more than that...

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    It starts off with pain and it ends with something better.

    [Co-written with PickleCam. (Addressed as such by request of herself.)]

    Heartbreaking fic trailer put together by amazing Camcam: https://vimeo.com/332515080

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    40/?
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    Basically this was an idea that came to me in a dream that I couldn't let go of and needed to get out, because who doesn't want a Bones/Sherlock crossover?? I'll be updating this as often as I can but bear with me as I have two jobs at the moment!

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    Sherlock es un joven Omega de 22 años que presume tener la vida que muchos otros Omegas desearían tener, la cual incluye: El trabajo que quiere sin importar su biología. El respeto de Alfas y Betas por igual. Su propio hogar y ninguna obligación a unirse con ningún alfa. Y lo más importante y que hará perfecta su vida, que es tener un bebé. Pero esa vida distará de ser perfecta cuando aquel hombre desconocido toque a su puerta.

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    14/?
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    Sherlock is clueless.
    John is trying to teach his daughter.

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    1/1
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    2
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    30
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    3
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    What does a kiss say, after all? A kiss is a gift. A kiss is a promise.

    A kiss says, “You’re mine, and I’m yours.”

    John exhales. “Can I kiss you?”

    Sherlock is trembling in his arms. “If you don’t,” he murmurs roughly, “I may lose my mind.”

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    A mysterious man claiming to be Mycroft's real brother appeared on the telly one dull morning. Close investigation reveals Mycroft is not related to the Holmes- that Sherlock and Mycroft are not really brothers. Left to deal with the absurd turn of events, Mycroft now has to handle another rebel younger brother who for the life of him was as bad as Sherlock. Where will Sherlock stand now that he has a competition for his brother's attention? /brotherly Holmes with love/

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    "He hasn't said anything to you, has he?" John asked.
    "Uh, not yet, at least." I gave him an odd look.
    "Good. Let's go before she punches you for speaking..." John said.
    "Why would I do that?" I couldn't help but ask.
    The two just turned to look at me, and Sherlock gave a wide smile, then extended his hand to me.
    "Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective."

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    Chapters:
    43/?
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    5
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    73
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    17
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