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    Summoning a demon was actually quite simple if you could avoid getting killed in the process.
    Therefore, only the powerful, the desperate or the stupid would attempt it.
    John Watson was likely the first, definitely the second but hopefully not one of the third kind.

    The FIC IS COMPLETE, posting on Sundays and Wednesdays

    Thanks once more to peageetibbs for beta-ing and keeping a watchful eye out for mistakes!

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    Q est kidnappé et une fratrie de Holmes s'en mêle.
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    – Vous réalisez que nous ne négocions pas avec les terroristes ?
    – Vous le ferez. Vous le ferez juste pour ne pas le perdre lui.
    La blonde à l’écran, le visage couvert, fit glisser une fine lame sur la gorge de Q, laissant une trace rouge ardente sur son passage et faisant gémir de douleur le quartier-maître.
    – Vous ne le laisserez pas mourir. Il est trop précieux.
    – Trop précieux ? Nous avons une multitude d’informaticiens ici aussi doués que lui.
    – Même si c’était le cas, vous ne voudriez pas perdre un Holmes. N’est-ce pas, Mycroft.

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    Charles obsession with Mycroft is a bit out of hand he can’t stand not owning Mycroft.

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    "She is the pinnacle of aristocracy—the original noble, her blood is purer than any other noble in this esteemed Empire, her beauty immeasurable with her milky white skin and the signature silver-grey eyes of House Grey. She is the product of excellent breeding, noble blood flowing through her veins-- the successor to Marquisate Grey!

     

    Katherine deadpanned. “What am I, cattle?”

     

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    Katherine Grey is a lot of things-- Knight, the current Earl Grey, Private Secretary to the Queen.

    Sometimes a solid chocolate addict, sometimes a vengeful teacher, sometimes a sword maniac.

    But one thing that has remained consistent during all of those identities is the fact that she is one William James Moriarty's beloved, albeit unwilling fiancee. Shenanigans ensue.

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    The five times John coaxed Sherlock into eating, and the one time he didn't have to.

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    Afghanistan has left its scars on Dr John Watson; both physically and mentally, he sees himself beyond repair. Struggling to make it in London on an army pension, with a stroke of luck, John's old friend tells him of someone he knows who's advertising for a flatmate.
    John Watson meets the eccentric and excitable Sherlock Holmes and is immediately pulled into a case; 4 serial suicides with foul play suspected. Enter Delila, an American with ties to DI Lestrade; an IQ of over 170; and degrees in psychology, forensics, and not taking people's shit. It isn't long before she's been adopted into the Baker Street family, and suddenly the three are inseparable. But, with Delila's past not far behind her, danger around every corner, and the mysterious Moriarty on the horizon, will these bonds last?
    And could Sherlock really be making friends, let alone be growing fond of them?
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    "vivamus, moriendum est"
    DL

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    Marylin Montgomery just wishes to live a quiet life in London with her cat and her books. But when she meets Sherlock Holmes, she is drawn into a life of excitement, danger, and intrigue. A life she never wanted, but cannot seem to get away from. As she gets closer to Sherlock her secrets threaten to come out, endangering those around her. As much as she is intrigued by the consulting detective, will Marylin be able to trust him when he proves to care more about cases and secrets than human beings?

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    At the end of the semester, William stays behind to finish some paperwork. A document goes missing. He sets out to retrieve it.

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    Harold, Bear, And John get a set of three numbers, but they're... foreign. These three men are British. And with one of them being a soldier from overseas just as John Reese had been, one of them being the Detective Inspector of Scotland Yard, and the last a literal computer in the body of a London junkie, the three sense their new, native tails immediately and think they're part of whatever it is that Sherlock's trying to stop, sent by his brother, of course. Things get a bit messy and their case lasts longer than expected, but that doesn't stop the machine from spitting out yet another interesting number in the meantime.

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    Y/n Holmes is an Avenger that's no secret. But her last name is. She's the older twin sister of Mycroft Holmes and the official oldest Holmes sibling. She's even better at deduction than Mycroft and was still an active field agent until SHIELD took an interest in her and called her up. She gets along well with all of the Avengers but none of them can figure out how she quite literally knows everything about them.

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    Sherlock is back.

    And with him comes so many feels.

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    “John. Would it improve your orgasms when I tell you to come inside me?”

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    “Brother, do you think when we grow up, we could find our soulmates?”

    The elder of the two closed the book he has been reading with a thud.

    “To be honest, Louis, I don’t believe in such things” he replied with a soft chuckle, and a look so forlorn it was practically painful to see “But it sure would be nice if they existed…”

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    Title basically says it all.

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    You aren't exactly fond of Sherlock. He might be brilliant, but he's rude and arrogant. Not to mention he lives a dangerous life. As an American only staying in London for a year, you weren't exactly planning to hang around. But when a shocking turn of events leaves you moving into 221B, you find yourself constantly in the company of the great detective and John Watson. Perhaps you will find that Sherlock isn't so bad, after all.

    You never wanted to get swept up into Moriarty's game, but once you have, you realize there is no escape. Sherlock is the only thing standing between your life and your death, but Moriarty threatens at every possible turn. Everything you both know will be tested. Will the game make you... or break you?

    [MILD LANGUAGE]

    ~This story can also be found on Wattpad~

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    Greg is fed up by Sherlock's lack of graciousness.

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    Sherlock Holmes and his new flatmate John Watson were falling in a pleasant closeness. Sherlock tried to get even closer to his new friend. After a case, luck was on his side and something he later refers to as the "feet-warming-incident" took place. It started small, but had the potential for so much more...

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    More Secret Johnlock fluff because I love it and there is not enough out there.

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    The Reader is Sherlock's soulmate, even if the very idea irks him to no end. If the World expected the Great Sherlock Holmes to agree to such nonsense, it had been hugely mistaken! Or maybe Sherlock had been...

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    Are you all familiar with that TikTok challenge "call your man the wrong name and see how he reacts"? Yeah, I’ve had quite a fun while watching all the videos on YouTube! But then that idea came up – what if Sherlock had a TikTok himself and pranked his John with this challenge? I think this little shit would definitely do that to him so let’s see how it’ll go!

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