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    5 times Mycroft drunkenly tells Greg that he loves him and one time he does it sober.

    I changed the name of the story from 'Out of the Mouths of Drunk Politicians'.. I hope you don't mind

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    John was at the end of his tether.

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    After season 4, Mycroft and Molly discover that everything they thought they knew about each other was only a shadow of who they really were. When Mycroft is 'strongly encouraged' to bring a date to a work gala, he invites the only woman he knows, who doesn't already have a date. What is discovered changes his perspective on his own deductions. And, as their relationship develops - everything changes.

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    She walked in and out of 221 B Baker Street in under five minutes. But it would take Sherlock far longer to solve her case. She may even solve it for him. See trailer on Youtube, entitled "The Girl a BBC Sherlock fanfiction"

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    9/?
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    "Welcome to my death Trap!"
    A bunch of people are stolen from their homes, cities; and most notably, universes. A very eccentric (yes, more than the grandmaster) person is responsible, and is doing it for their own sick entertainment. Be prepared for blood, gore, guns, swords, knives, magic, death traps, and a whole lot of annoying the characters.

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    John is obsessed with the idea of other people talking about him, while Sherlock could care less.

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    There's a murderer lurking in the streets, hunting in the cities of the Queen's country. There is no tie between the victims, there is no telling who will be next, and there is no leads as of December, 2010. Four people have gone missing in Canterbury, only one has been found, murdered and left in a mutilated state.

    Sherlock Holmes, ever the bored detective works on the case in his mind, now dealing with not only boring and mundane cases but a friend of John's new girlfriend who seems to challenge Sherlock make it a point to aggravate him.
    When murders hit London, it'll take Holmes's team, their new additions, and Lestrade's whole crew to stop the bodies from piling up and to keep their city safe. Sherlock will not only face one of the most puzzling cases of his carrier, he will also have to stare down the most difficult hurdle he's ever faced: Love.

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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan.
    Official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Yet he dreams of the perfect life with an amazing man.
    But is the truth worse than the dream?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    Reader is a detective inspector and helps Sherlock on cases. She is a sociopath as well and very intelligent. They completely fall for each other but both deny it at first. Sherlock is well himself and the reader is a strong female character. Because I'm done reading this cutesy shy reader meets asshole sociopath sherlock. He deserves someone on his level. They end up together in the end though, because come on. Happy endings.

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    In the aftermath of a Holmes brothers argument Mycroft has to deal with a truth exposed, with a secret come to light and some other things. The results could be catastrophic, and will definitely be unexpected.

    From the prompt: "Sherlock is an annoying brother to Mycroft and an insensitive brat to pretty much everyone else, but this time 'round, Greg might want to thank him, as he revealed that Mycroft is interested in him."

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    Sherlock and John are spending Christmas together after Mary has run off with David, while carrying David's baby. After that whole fiasco, Sherlock feels pressured to fix things again with John, but how can he do that when Sherlock's more than certainly fallen in love with him?

    Some romantic tropes and cliches. Read the tags.

    Merry Christmas!!!

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    You aren't exactly fond of Sherlock. He might be brilliant, but he's rude and arrogant. Not to mention he lives a dangerous life. As an American only staying in London for a year, you weren't exactly planning to hang around. But when a shocking turn of events leaves you moving into 221B, you find yourself constantly in the company of the great detective and John Watson. Perhaps you will find that Sherlock isn't so bad, after all.

    You never wanted to get swept up into Moriarty's game, but once you have, you realize there is no escape. Sherlock is the only thing standing between your life and your death, but Moriarty threatens at every possible turn. Everything you both know will be tested. Will the game make you... or break you?

    [MILD LANGUAGE]

    ~This story can also be found on Wattpad~

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    After a weird flight, the Doctor realized that they landed in a completely different unicerse. Now, if it wasn't bad enough, it seems that this universe had their own version of Angels...

    In others words, a shit show take place and the Doctor, Rose, Sherlock, John, Castiel, Dean, Sam, Gabriel, Stefan and Damon need to take care of some stone angels while dealing with unresolved feelings.

    #Sherlock makes Destiel happen?

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    Another 5 + 1 because I don't think there are enough of them.
    Just a little small something to hopefully get the creative juices flowing once more.
    This is five times that Sherlock shocked someone with a pop culture reference and one time Mycroft did - which is pretty much the title of the story, because I clearly lack creativity these days.
    Any ways, hope you enjoy.

    NTW

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    John wants to get to know Sherlock. Sherlock wants to impress him. Molly wants to have fun and do her best as one of the lead roles. Greg wants to leave. And Irene and Harry just want to put on the perfect production of Twelfth Night (and maybe set up a couple of their friends along the way)

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    A mysterious man claiming to be Mycroft's real brother appeared on the telly one dull morning. Close investigation reveals Mycroft is not related to the Holmes- that Sherlock and Mycroft are not really brothers. Left to deal with the absurd turn of events, Mycroft now has to handle another rebel younger brother who for the life of him was as bad as Sherlock. Where will Sherlock stand now that he has a competition for his brother's attention? /brotherly Holmes with love/

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    Sherlock Holmes, Molly Hooper, and all of the permutations found within the ship on which we sail. Happy Sherlolly Week 2019!

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    Sherlock has insulted Mycroft one too many times. Someone has to teach him consequences.

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    London belonged to the dead now. Will Amy’s good friend come save them, or is all hope lost for the current residents of 221B Baker Street? And what happens next?

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    It starts with Sherlock having very loud sex, keeping John up at night.

    Little does John know, it goes deeper than he ever could have imagined; Sherlock Holmes is not the man John thought he knew.

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    14/?
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    50
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    4
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