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    No one would assume that the greatest consulting detective ever felt affection towards another human being. No one can even imagine what he's like without his cold heart and empty soul. But, everyone always wondered why he's the way he is. That question will always cross one's mind.

    Someone from his disliked past comes back, and the detective isn't sure how to handle himself during this time. The person opens another area in his mind that he desperately tried to suppress and remove, but never could.

    So, what really is the reason why he's the way he is? What made him like this?

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    “I don’t miss you. Get out of my head.”

    She shakes her head. “Tell me why you stopped visiting.”

    “You know perfectly well why I stopped visiting.” He encounters, looking down at her since she was much shorter than him. “Too dangerous to remember—”

    “Too precious to forget.” She finishes with a grin. “Oh, Mr. Holmes.” She says, reaching up to brush her fingers against the soft fabric of his coat, it makes his body stiffen. “Looks good on you.”

    “The coat?”

    “Sentiment.”

    ***

    (aka the university 'almost-lovers' reconciling fic. although, much much more painful)

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    John wants to get to know Sherlock. Sherlock wants to impress him. Molly wants to have fun and do her best as one of the lead roles. Greg wants to leave. And Irene and Harry just want to put on the perfect production of Twelfth Night (and maybe set up a couple of their friends along the way)

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    After season 4, Mycroft and Molly discover that everything they thought they knew about each other was only a shadow of who they really were. When Mycroft is 'strongly encouraged' to bring a date to a work gala, he invites the only woman he knows, who doesn't already have a date. What is discovered changes his perspective on his own deductions. And, as their relationship develops - everything changes.

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    A mysterious man claiming to be Mycroft's real brother appeared on the telly one dull morning. Close investigation reveals Mycroft is not related to the Holmes- that Sherlock and Mycroft are not really brothers. Left to deal with the absurd turn of events, Mycroft now has to handle another rebel younger brother who for the life of him was as bad as Sherlock. Where will Sherlock stand now that he has a competition for his brother's attention? /brotherly Holmes with love/

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    Sherlock Holmes, Molly Hooper, and all of the permutations found within the ship on which we sail. Happy Sherlolly Week 2019!

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    Sherlock has insulted Mycroft one too many times. Someone has to teach him consequences.

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    London belonged to the dead now. Will Amy’s good friend come save them, or is all hope lost for the current residents of 221B Baker Street? And what happens next?

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    It starts with Sherlock having very loud sex, keeping John up at night.

    Little does John know, it goes deeper than he ever could have imagined; Sherlock Holmes is not the man John thought he knew.

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    “Sherlock wha-“ john’s sentence was cut off by a loud moan that was wrenched from his body. He panted heavily before continuing, “Well that’s one hell of a way to wake up”.

    “Took you long enough” murmured Sherlock.

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    ...how you always baffle me.
    Or:
    Every year John ropes Sherlock into participating in the Yard's Secret Santa. Every year, Sherlock somehow manages to pull Anderson's name. And for some reason, every year, Sherlock gifts the man a potted plant.

    Inspired by this tumblr post

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    It's the first snow of the year and John is damn excited. But duty calls and he and Sherlock are called in on a case. Will John get his dream of mad fun in the snow? Will Sherlock turn out to have a heart? Find out!

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    Jim Moriarty sneered at himself as he flexed muscles through the pain they gave, and he glared at Sebastian harshly. He was all soft edges, curves, and weakness- he struggled to sit up. "What is it, James?" "Bring me John Watson." Smirking, Sebastian Moran let go of the blankets, allowing Moriarty to reclaim them, and he clicked his heels militarily, smug to have one. "Right away."

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    Sherlock knows a few things. His brother is lying, there is someone missing (possibly dead), and that these things are somehow Sherlock's fault. In the background there is also Molly Hooper, who stays.

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    One night of madness is not going to make England fall. But it may bring together a consulting arse and an irresistible army doctor.

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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan.
    Official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Yet he dreams of the perfect life with an amazing man.
    But is the truth worse than the dream?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    Edwardian/Pre-WWI AU. Sherlock Holmes is content living at the Reichenbach Estate with the Watson family and spending his free-time assisting the Scotland Yard with cases. That all changes when Lady Molly Hooper, the bane of his existence, moves in to find herself a husband in London. Over the course of her stay, the two discover that there is a very thin line between love and hate.

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    The Holmes family are forced to give sperm samples every ten years to find out if they're still fertile as instructed in their grandmother's will.

    Sherlock struggles with his ability to feel sexual arousal and give a sample, putting his parents at risk.

    He needs a firm, supportive hand - one which happens to be connected to his devilishly handsome flatmate.

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    Sherlock is back.

    And with him comes so many feels.

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    2/?
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    John and Sherlock's return to the New York stage proves more difficult than originally thought as they try to balance two dream roles with the demands of marriage and family, the machinations of exes long thought gone, and press that they just can't seem to get on their side.

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    1/10
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    88
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    178
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    33
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    2960

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