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    The danger of having a detective for a flatmate is that he's liable to notice *everything.* Which is why John is less than thrilled when Sherlock comes across him browsing a sex toy shop. As it turns out, Sherlock is indeed able to deduce quite a bit about John's sex life based on what toys he was looking at - so Sherlock buys all the important ones. If John doesn't take that as an overture, he's dimmer than Sherlock thought.

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    Molly gets her I Love You post-mortem. An angsty slow burn as Molly & Sherlock try to repair their friendship. But the 'I love you' might have cut too deeply...

    “Honestly, Sherlock,” she huffed, lining the supplies up on the worktop. “You fancy yourself a pirate but, seriously, you're more damsel in distress.” Molly motioned impatiently, a silent order for him to submit to her care. “What or who on earth did this to you?”
    Sherlock didn’t answer immediately. Molly could feel his eyes on her as she cleaned the first cut. For some reason, his silence irritated her.
    “Well?” Her tone was more harsh than she intended.
    “You.” The sound was so low, she looked up to be sure it came from him.

    **all images just for your enjoyment. i own no rights. the characters & their likenesses, sadly, don't belong to me**

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    A collection of short imaginings of how Sherlock and John might finally allow their relationship to become physical. Don't be afraid of the giant cloud of tags - each fic stands alone and you can read them in any order.

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    Joan Watson didn’t, of course, particularly enjoy being called a bitch, but she preferred it to ‘whore’. Likely because the first was so often a response to her highly satisfying right hook after being called the second.

    You had to be firm when you were a ‘ball-breaking cunt’ who liked to flirt, especially when you followed around Sherlock Holmes.

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    This was supposed to be an entirely different story, then John (the character ) stood up and said "No, i refuse." and stalked off going a different direction. shrug. so now its Moriarty/Watson, and maybe eventually a few other things-OK definitely-, and i tag the stories and chapters as i can, but uh... hang on.
    turns out to be a complicated fic with multiple complicated relationships? read the tags
    THIS IS A DARK MYCROFT STORYLINE

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    I left my baby and it feels so bad
    Guess my race is run
    She's the best girl that I ever had
    I fought the law and the law won
    I fought the law and the
    ~ The Clash

    This series is a compilation of the Mystrade's I have dotting my fic archive. Now you can find them all in one place!

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    A somewhat pointless experiment on Sherlock's behalf leads to John having to re-evaluate pretty much his entire life.

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    An experimental series focusing on the evolution of the Holmes boys- the detective, the official, and the quartermaster. Or, an alternate universe where Q is Quentin Alexander, the third brother Holmes.

    Also, Mallory needs a new job.

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    He wasn't Mycroft's man. He didn't carry out his bidding, or do his dirty work. But when it came to Sherlock Holmes, Gregory bent his own rules, and often found himself doing Damage Control. This time, however, perhaps the damaged soul was not the younger Holmes brother, but the elder, and Lestrade's control is slipping. Mystrade Slash.

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    10 ficlets written for prompts given to me by the winners of my 1000 followers giveaway over on tumblr!

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    You aren't exactly fond of Sherlock. He might be brilliant, but he's rude and arrogant. Not to mention he lives a dangerous life. As an American only staying in London for a year, you weren't exactly planning to hang around. But when a shocking turn of events leaves you moving into 221B, you find yourself constantly in the company of the great detective and John Watson. Perhaps you will find that Sherlock isn't so bad, after all.

    You never wanted to get swept up into Moriarty's game, but once you have, you realize there is no escape. Sherlock is the only thing standing between your life and your death, but Moriarty threatens at every possible turn. Everything you both know will be tested. Will the game make you... or break you?

    [MILD LANGUAGE]

    ~This story can also be found on Wattpad~

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    5 times Mycroft drunkenly tells Greg that he loves him and one time he does it sober.

    I changed the name of the story from 'Out of the Mouths of Drunk Politicians'.. I hope you don't mind

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    This started out as James Bond trying to woo Q, and ends with him getting a lot more than he bargained for.

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    Why ask for what you want? Dull.

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    James Moriarty is really Richard Brook. John knows that, he always has.

    "One day we'll be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes will have been the one who put it there." Donovan had once said.
    "One day we'll be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes and John Watson will have been the ones who put it there." Is what she should have said.

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    This is a Series with a main fic ( the first one in the series) and side fics that belong in the same AU and story line but just did not really fit into the main fic.

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    Sherrinford's first memory is when he's five, he remembers trying to climb a tree trying to tag along with Sherlock, next thing he knows he's in the hospital with Sherlock crying on the right side of the bed and Mycroft standing to the left appearing to look at x-rays of some sort. This is the first memory he has but its certainly not the beginning or the end of his brothers protective streak.

    Or basically this is a kid fic where Q is a holmes and you get to read about him growing up with all the trouble that comes with his name and his brother, not to mention the trouble he gets into himself.

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    Caring was not an advantage, but Mycroft found that it wasn't exactly voluntary, either. Not when it came to Gregory Lestrade. This is the story of the Iceman's thaw. Art by msaether, commissioned by mystradesexytimes. Thanks so much, my dears!

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