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    Rey is the last heir to Lord Palpatine. Life since arriving at Exogol has been a lonely and friendless existence, but Rey endured, dreaming of the day she would finally win her grandfather's love and admiration.

    But that day never came and the last straw was the announcement of her engagement to Lord Hux, a cold and cruel man.

    Rey decided to leave everything behind and embrace what had been waiting for her all along in the darkness of the forest.

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    Times are changing around the galaxy, but so many still view omegas as weak and lesser. Omega Obi-Wan has tried to hide what he is for most of his life, thanks to prejudice and trauma from his childhood. What Obi-Wan never expected was to find an army of clones, composed of alphas and betas, who view the dynamics in a completely different way than the majority of the galaxy. As time goes on, his relationship with the Vode Pack grows and develops to a point where Obi-Wan starts to find a confidence and pride in being an omega that he’d never thought he’d feel. He also learns that there’s a difference in what the galaxy thinks is alpha and what Alpha really means.

    This story comes in at a point where Obi-Wan is just starting to feel safe and comfortable with the Vode. We follow him as his relationship with the troopers starts to evolve, with possible flashbacks giving glimpses into the past, and all building to a future that is far different than Obi-Wan ever expected for himself as an omega.

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    Rumor is Kylo Ren is a part of a notorious criminal organization. He owns strips clubs (and nightclubs) all over the city. Rey and him meet at a happy accident, she starts falling for the charismatic business owner, not knowing her family is a part of a rival criminal organization until she's in love with him and it's all too late.

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    Commander Fox is aware of his mind, unbearably aware.

    His brothers are onto something.

    Something stirs in the dark and an unexpected comrade shows up at just about the absolute worst time.

    At some point, Fox decides its easier to just go along with it.

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    An assassin.
    A commander.
    Two sides of the same coin; chaos against order, brutality against civility. In normal events, neither would cross paths, both free to walk different ways of life. One to destroy their people, the other to save theirs.
    Fate is a funny thing.
    The New Republic, after failing to sentence the assassin with a punishment approved by all, is saved infighting after a successful proposition to the Chiss Ascendancy.
    A treaty.
    Ridiculous, perhaps, but not as the Yuuzhan Vong near. And Chiss or not, every people will be exterminated.
    But fate is a funny thing.

    >An AU where Thrawn never leaves the Ascendancy, and things fall into chaos from there. Combination of Legends and Canon.

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    It’s a few months into the Clone Wars and Ahsoka’s apprenticeship to Anakin Skywalker. They've just won the second battle of Geonosis. They’re getting a rare leave to the Jedi Temple. Everything is fine. But when Ahsoka goes to sleep that night she wakes up to a living nightmare, thrust into a terrible future with a strange Sith Lord called Darth Vader who seems to want her alive for reasons unknown.

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    The CCs have their chats.

    So do the medics. It starts small, but by the end of the war, its quite the support network.

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    Collection of short fics originally posted on tumblr for Fox Week 2021. There are only 6 at present because I got bogged in the weeds worldbuilding with Recovery | Vode An. I'm not going to say it'll be up in X number of weeks because then I would be lying to both of us.

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    Luke Skywalker was discovered as a baby by the Empire.
    Against better judgement of killing the boy himself, Sidious decided to punish Vader's recent failures by making Vader killing his own son.
    By claiming Luke Palpatine as his own biological son thus making him the Crown Prince, this news enrages Darth Vader to even participate in abusing the boy alongside Sidious and many others.

    Will it be too late to make up with his son or will there be a small chance of making it up to him?

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    Everybody is so sure that they know exactly what kind of person Obi-wan is now and was as a kid. They are about to have a very rude awakening that they know practically next to nothing about the Stewjonian Jedi.

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    Obi-Wan wakes his prisoner and commands him to leave after a year of captivity.
    Qui-Gon, ever the questioner, wants to know why.

    Tumblr prompt - "Why didn't you run when I told you to?"

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    Coruscant Guard officers Fox, Thorn, Thire, and Hound work hard to keep the planet safe in the middle of a galaxy-wide war. The last thing they have time for are relationships. But when has the galaxy ever cared what they wanted? This is the interwoven story of the four Corrie Guard troopers and the women they fall in love with. (M for language, adult situations, and violence.)

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    Anakin and Padmé are reaped for the 74th hunger games but they soon find themselves involved in something much bigger

    (Will be updated once or twice a week)

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    Padmé, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka intervene as Anakin's mental health deteriorates, and the fate of the galaxy shifts. Not that Anakin is in any position to notice as he finally deals with all the things he's been repressing.

    In which the Siege of Mandalore and the other Outer Rim Sieges end earlier than in canon, and Master Yoda acts on his visions of the future in a way that makes sense.

    Update: September 30th.

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    “...Master?”

    “Yeah?”

    “What do we do now?”

    ~~~
    Chapter updates every Sunday!

    Or in other words, my POV of if things had gone differently during the aftermath of the battle of Geonosis.

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    Ten years after Order 66, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Clone Marshal Commander Cody are stuck after rediscovering Tython, the birthplace of the Jedi Order. A message has been sent out to the stars, intended for any surviving Jedi and free clones, encoded in the ARC langage of the Grand Army of the Republic. It contains the co-ordinates for Tython.

    Finally, someone had picked up Obi-Wan's message. A Togruta, a crew of six, and a lone Padawan have deciphered the code and are on their way to Tython.

    And they had better be ready for some weird Force shenanigans.

    There will be more than one chapter, don't worry.

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    “Sir,” sighed Bumper “this is the Coruscant Guard”

    “So?”

    “We can't change the prices of speeder parking”

    The core world senator sneered at him “I want to speak to your manager”

    In which Palpatine is the king of Karens, the senators are Susans and Commander Fox is the fabled manager.

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    Swept to the past after his death, Anakin wakes to the world he knew before his fall to the dark side. Confusion abounds, while the Force confirms the truth; Anakin has been given a second chance.

    How will he use it?

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    Obi-Wan says his mind feels like the ocean on a calm day. In Cody's eyes she's a creature of pure starlight.

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    In the world of the Empire being an omega or an alpha means a swift death. The Emperor's goal is to exterminate them all, including the Jedi with the help of his enforcer, Darth Vader. The only way to survive, and to hide, is to suppress your scent and to stop your heats with the help of the suppressants.

    You are on a mission when you receive a distress call from one of the moons. You don't realize the dangers until you crash land but by then your misfortune only continues. What happens when you inadvertently stumble upon the Dark Lord himself, who claims he's never killed an omega before? And why did he stop himself from killing you when he learns you're an omega yourself?

     

    Tags contain spoilers! Read at your own discretion.

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