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    Seams are easily sewn, and even easier to unravel.
    Self-imposed expectations are sometimes the most dangerous.
    Obi-Wan remembered his father's proud gaze as he levitated a statuette. He also remembered his mother's fear.
    When you give into darkness, even momentarily, it will forever cloud your destiny.

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    Ben Solo was a world-renowned jeweller until a car accident scarred and crippled him for life. He's sequestered himself in the mountains, still working on his craft, but not once showing himself in public.

    His mother arranges a marriage for him with the Palpatine Heiress to expand the business and hopefully get her son out of the dark and into the sunlight once more.

    Inspired by this twitter prompt by VR Trakowski

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    Swept to the past after his death, Anakin wakes to the world he knew before his fall to the dark side. Confusion abounds, while the Force confirms the truth; Anakin has been given a second chance.

    How will he use it?

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    The Jedi Council gets some sound legal advice, and it saves the galaxy.

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    Din has been king of Mandalore for many years but knows war is on the horizon for his people if he is not careful. In a desperate move, he agrees to an attempt at a shaky truce and was to marry an Imp chosen by the Emperor himself. Sensing an opportunity, he and a mysterious group plot to kill the Emperor so Mandalore can take the power that's alluded it for so long.

    They were expecting most anything as an obstacle to their plan…except for Luke.

    Luke who has constant memories of agony and loneliness; of Master with his yellowed-eyes and crooked teeth and his smile that cuts skin as he purred out toxic words of “monster” into every waking moment of Luke’s life. Luke with his heart on his sleeve and a past shrouded in mystery that may give more opportunity, and trouble, to Din's plan than he originally bargained for.

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    "I'm surprised anyone remembers that." Obi-Wan smiled, trying his damnedest to be properly sociable and return the handshake. Skywalker's grin widened- Obi-Wan wouldn't have believed it was even possible. "It was ten whole years ago."

    "Of course I do!" The Senator sounded almost offended, before taking on his earlier friendly tone. "I'm friends with Senator Amidala."

    "I see." Obi-Wan could see it- leave it to Padmé to befriend someone that seemed to have absorbed his planet's twin suns into his personality.

     

    (Or, Obi-Wan tries to help someone and, maybe, makes a friend.)

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    Rex is confused, so very confused.

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    Padme Amidala never intended to sleep with a Sith Lord. If anything, it was her life’s work to actively avoid said man. But when Palpatine assigns him to be her protector (after a particularly egregious attempt on her life), strong feelings spill over into strong actions.

    While on a visit to Naboo though, their complicated situation-ship only worsens when Vader involves himself in solving a decade and a half-old mystery.

    What happened to Anakin Skywalker?

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    A mission gone wrong lands Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Rex, and a few members of the 501st far from anything and anyone they know-- aka the forests of Washington state. To get home, they'll have to trust one particular inhabitant of this strange place to guide them through this new world.

    However, this is only the beginning. The earthling knows everything about the Jedi and clones, even things that have yet to happen. Secrets waiting to be uncovered at every turn, secrets that could win the Clone Wars and destroy the Sith once and for all, or bring both the Jedi Order and the entire Republic crashing down.

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    A mysterious outbreak spreads through the city planet Coruscant. All it takes is one night, and suddenly the fate of the Clone War has become undecided, even to those silently pulling the strings in the shadows.

    ARC troopers Echo and Fives find themselves in yet another wonderful mess. The infected civilians are losing their minds, and it seems only their brothers are safe from the frightening effects. Not even the Jedi are safe. As the Republic slowly turns its back to the clone army, the two find themselves uniting with an unlikely group. Perhaps together they can save their brothers from certain doom...

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    Fox hates nearly everything on Coruscant. Even his own vode have become tiresome, these days, though he does his best to put up with them regardless.

    There is one single exception.

    (aka: fox has become rather close with the chancellor. though he does not know it, this is a tragedy from which he will never quite recover.)

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    Palpatine is getting very irritated at Anakin stubbornly clinging to the light side of the force, kept there by Obi-Wan Kenobi. So he decides to remove that obstacle.

    Or as my friend put it, the one where Palpatine involuntarily commits Obi-Wan to hospital psych ward.

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    Obi-Wan unhooked his lightsaber, ignoring the fear on the Chancellor's face as he did so, and pointedly ignoring the beginning of his speech too, other than to hold up a hand. He held out his weapon to Cody. "Take care of it for me."
    Obi-Wan turned back to the Chancellor, a calm look in his eyes. "You were saying?"
    "High General Obi-Wan Kenobi, I've reason to believe you're not in your right mind, and therefore make the recommendation on behalf of the Senate that you be committed to Hospital for review until such time that your mental state has recovered."

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    After uncovering a plot against the Chancellor, he and the Jedi Council try to pick a Jedi to send undercover.

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    Through the hazy cigarette smoke, Rey sees the club is about half full– there are people seated along the walls in the banquette, laughing loudly and sipping cocktails and champagne. There’s a capable-sounding orchestra playing some familiar standards, and a handful of couples are out on the dance floor, swaying to the music.

    She wanders off toward the bar area. It’s surprisingly empty, except for a very large man with a dark head of hair leaning against it, his back toward her. Rey knows she’ll never be spotted by the bartender standing behind this guy, so she redirects her path toward the opposite side.

    And almost has a heart attack.

    Standing across from her at the bar, nursing a highball glass of amber liquid, is none other than ‘The King of Hollywood’ himself.

    Kylo Ren.

    ~A Reylo actor/actress AU, set during Hollywood's Golden Age~

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    If it meant protecting his little girl and Rey, he would always be known as “Uncle Ben.” That would be enough for him, just watching the two of them from afar. The woman he loves and the child he can never call his own - safe from Palpatine, who would never know that a Skywalker had sired a child with his granddaughter.

    But then Palpatine dies. And Ben can finally claim the family that’s been his all along.

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    At 17 standard years of age, Anakin Skywalker doesn’t see it coming when Palpatine sets a new plan into motion. Neither does Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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    What if, instead of manipulating Anakin outright, Palpatine had seen his connection with Obi-Wan and had decided to strike at Anakin’s morals by trying to strike down Obi-Wan’s?

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    "Seventeen."

    Alpha paused in the doorway. He didn't look back.

    "I'm not doing them any good. They think I'm saving them. I'm only prolonging their suffering."

     

    commander cody, through careful investigation, uncovers disturbing information about the coruscant guard. he takes it to one of the few men he trusts to do something about it - alpha-17.

    cody's trust is well placed, and what alpha finds is worse than either of them imagined.

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    WIP AND ONESHOT COLLECTION
    SUMMARIES IN CHAPTERS.
    Chapter One: There's a decommissioning in the guard, and fuck, Cody is here.
    Chapter Two: In which Fox meets the Mandalorian Council of Kings, and they NOT happy.
    Chapter Three: A Fluff break for what I'm about to do. Forgive me.

    Chapter Four: (SAD) There was a small army of Jedi and GAR outside the door, and Fox knew what he and his brothers were going to be used for.

    Meat shields if they were lucky, executioners if they weren’t-and given that they still had their minds, he suspected it was going to be the latter.

    The doors slammed open, almost falling off their hinges as Mace Windu stalked forwards quickly followed by Generals Kenobi and Koon. All three of them saw Fox and his brothers flanking Palpatine and stopped dead in their tracks. Palpatine laughed.

    “How could this happen…” Fox watched Kenobi whisper. “How could we forget?”

    Chapter Five: There was a body in the Chancellor's office. (Shenanigans.)
    Chapter Six: The first time Fox died, he was a cadet on Kamino. He's died many more times since.

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    It’s a few months into the Clone Wars and Ahsoka’s apprenticeship to Anakin Skywalker. They've just won the second battle of Geonosis. They’re getting a rare leave to the Jedi Temple. Everything is fine. But when Ahsoka goes to sleep that night she wakes up to a living nightmare, thrust into a terrible future with a strange Sith Lord called Darth Vader who seems to want her alive for reasons unknown.

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    Times are changing around the galaxy, but so many still view omegas as weak and lesser. Omega Obi-Wan has tried to hide what he is for most of his life, thanks to prejudice and trauma from his childhood. What Obi-Wan never expected was to find an army of clones, composed of alphas and betas, who view the dynamics in a completely different way than the majority of the galaxy. As time goes on, his relationship with the Vode Pack grows and develops to a point where Obi-Wan starts to find a confidence and pride in being an omega that he’d never thought he’d feel. He also learns that there’s a difference in what the galaxy thinks is alpha and what Alpha really means.

    This story comes in at a point where Obi-Wan is just starting to feel safe and comfortable with the Vode. We follow him as his relationship with the troopers starts to evolve, with possible flashbacks giving glimpses into the past, and all building to a future that is far different than Obi-Wan ever expected for himself as an omega.

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