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    Harry is confused. What is a Jedi. What is the force. How does he apparently have another presence inside of him. A darker one at that. Now Harry has to deal with his Idiot Cousin. Ron and Hermione 2.0. Politicians and a new other war while he has to worry about his own war and his own friends.

    Anakin is just confused but is all onboard for the ride like always.

    Ahsoka is following along with her masters example.

    Obi-Wan is confused as well.

    And Dudley is all up for this new change.

    While Hermione And Ron are wondering where Harry went and are trying to find their friend.

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    It’s a few months into the Clone Wars and Ahsoka’s apprenticeship to Anakin Skywalker. They've just won the second battle of Geonosis. They’re getting a rare leave to the Jedi Temple. Everything is fine. But when Ahsoka goes to sleep that night she wakes up to a living nightmare, thrust into a terrible future with a strange Sith Lord called Darth Vader who seems to want her alive for reasons unknown.

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    Fives is in love, he and Tup don't die, and a plan is hatched to save the GAR. Will they figure it all out? Will the brothers be saved? Is sleazy Sheev going to stop the heroics?

    TL;DR Clones and Jedi have had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane.

    This is my first fic, written from multiple perspectives, so please feel free to critique! (be nice ya girl is sensitive ok thx!)

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    Anakin and Padmé are reaped for the 74th hunger games but they soon find themselves involved in something much bigger

    (Will be updated once or twice a week)

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    “ The ruins of the garden weren’t anything necessarily special looking, but the Force seemed to settle greatly here for some mystical reason. It wasn’t much, but enough to feel it. Darth Maul recalls his master saying hundreds of Sith died here, so that was the reason he associated with it- whether it was true or not.”

    Trials tend to fail sometimes.

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    If something could go to shit in less than a second, it just did. He knows this based on how her face twists and warps, the contrarian black lipstick on her pout pressing together for a scowl that can be felt like an icepick in his spine.

    She looks at him like he's the villain, as if her god damn grandfather didn't cause the entire mess that made them come together. Rey's shaking hands grip the gauzy tulle skirt of her gown, and his hand tightens around his glass as he looks away from her and out at the twirling bodies on the dancefloor of the charity ball.

    Her words are sudden and swift, her voice shaking as she speaks, "I thought I knew you. I thought I-"

    She blinks a few times, tears forming dew drops on her lashline.

    "My mistake."

    or

    a political, star-crossed lovers AU (with an age-gap)

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    Anakin still kills Mace.

    Obi-Wan still leaves him burning on Mustafar.

    But Anakin has killed his father.

    And she can never forget.

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    The Syndicure has had enough. Thrawn has made his final mistake, and Thrass cannot help him now. His careful words fall on deaf ears.
    The Grysk are vying for attention while the Yuuzhan Vong declare their name, a trail of death and destruction following their marching footsteps. The Chiss Ascendancy has no time to consider options that will best fit all their interests.
    They want him under control.
    But the New Republic, arisen from the ashes of the Empire and aflame with new goals, has offered a gift.
    A most interesting gift.
    Enter the Grand Assassin, a warrior with about as much honour as the Hutts on payday. The New Republic doesn't see any use for her beyond information and the airlock.
    Until, well, they do.

    >An AU where Thrawn never leaves the Ascendancy, and things fall into chaos from there. Combination of Legends and Canon.

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    While already on a shitty mission, Hera finds a way to make the Emperor’s day go from bad to worse.

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    The city-planet is no place to cage a winged clone.

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    In the world of the Empire being an omega or an alpha means a swift death. The Emperor's goal is to exterminate them all, including the Jedi with the help of his enforcer, Darth Vader. The only way to survive, and to hide, is to suppress your scent and to stop your heats with the help of the suppressants.

    You are on a mission when you receive a distress call from one of the moons. You don't realize the dangers until you crash land but by then your misfortune only continues. What happens when you inadvertently stumble upon the Dark Lord himself, who claims he's never killed an omega before? And why did he stop himself from killing you when he learns you're an omega yourself?

     

    Tags contain spoilers! Read at your own discretion.
    Updated every Friday night EST**

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    ARC TWO OF FOUR

    What if Darth Sidious raised Luke and Leia?

    After the death of Darth Vader, Luke and Leia train under the tutelage of their master, Emperor Palpatine, known to them as Darth Sidious and father. But when Luke has visions from the Force of a time he's long forgotten, things begin to change. Sidious learns of the visions and Luke runs away, on a mission to discover his destiny and find out what went wrong.

    When Leia discovers her brother is missing and their Force connection is cut off, she's left to face Darth Sidious on her own. He sends her on a mission to find her wayward brother and bring him home. If she can't turn him back to the Dark Side, her orders are to kill him.

    Luke and Leia are bound together in the Force, the twin children of the Chosen One. But when that bond is broken, will the two of them be able to reconcile? Will they ever escape the chains of their master and learn the secrets of the Jedi?

    Luke and Leia have lived difficult lives, but they've yet to face their biggest challenge. Raised to know only one thing, escape may seem impossible. But the Light is calling, waiting for an answer....

    UPDATES WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY

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    Coruscant Guard officers Fox, Thorn, Thire, and Hound work hard to keep the planet safe in the middle of a galaxy-wide war. The last thing they have time for are relationships. But when has the galaxy ever cared what they wanted? This is the interwoven story of the four Corrie Guard troopers and the women they fall in love with. (M for language, adult situations, and violence.)

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    When their escape from the Death Star doesn't go quite as planned, Luke Skywalker sacrifices himself by staying behind so that his friends can escape on the Millennium Falcon. But with Luke in the clutches of Darth Vader, truths are bound to be revealed, and destinies will inevitably be changed.

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    Fox was stressed. That much almost went without saying. He was stressed the vast majority of the time. Stress came with being a trooper, and even more so with being a trooper assigned to the Coruscant Guard. Working on Coruscant meant dealing with politicians. Fox didn't truly, genuinely hate very many things; he hated the war, the Sith, droids in general, that feeling like the back of his eyeballs were itching when he went a day too many without sleep, and karking politicians.

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    Anakin isn't as moldable as Sidious would like,
    But he has other options so isn't worried.
    However, he must first remove the Jedi.

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    Darth Vader, if you ask any competent doctor, has absolutely no business being alive. Even now, years after his injuries and countless treatments, there are still a myriad of reasons this man should clearly be dead. And yet, for some incomprehensible reason, he’s still breathing. (Well, that would be the respirator, which could keep a skeleton sucking in air. It’s a figure of speech.) 

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    Maul is obsessed with Twitter and is browsing it constantly. Palpatine is not amused.

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    In which lunch is the worst time to get possessed

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    There is no emotion, there is peace.
    There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
    There is no passion, there is serenity.
    There is no chaos, there is harmony.
    There is no death, there is the Force.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is not an easy person to describe.

    He follows the rules. Sometimes he doesn't. He pretends to have no emotions. Occasionally he doesn't. He pretends that he has absolutely no idea what love is and has never ever been in love.

    Mostly.

    Chantelle Naberrie is something of the opposite.

    Born into one of the most noble houses on Naboo, Ella is a person to stand out from the crowd. She openly contests the Jedi Council, disagreeing with the Jedi Code and being a Jedi for what she believes is right. For peace and security.

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