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    “Obi Wan,” he repeats to himself aloud without realising. It’s another unusual name. Unusual names run in their family, it seems. He likes how it sounds.

    Obi Wan’s smile gets impossibly brighter.

    "It’s wonderful to meet you, Cody. What a charming coincidence we seem to have come across.”

     

    ~ A series of linked oneshots, offering a glimpse into Cody and Obi Wan's relationship as it develops throughout the year ~

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    Obi-Wan cleared his throat, jutting his chin out to point at something through the windshield. Cody realized they weren't moving anymore and looked up. A quaint little two-story with a flagstone walkway loomed over him like a cute cookie-cutter nightmare.

    He slid across Qui-Gon’s bench seat, following Obi-Wan out of the car. He winced again as the door slammed shut. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan paid no mind to the classic car’s loud creaking.

    “Are you ready, my dear?”

    Cody cleared his throat as he stood between the two men on their son’s doorstep.

    “As I’ll ever be.”

    Qui-Gon grabbed his hand and squeezed it reassuringly as he opened the door and led them in.

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    Turmoil in the Republic...

    Following Ashoka Tano's execution at the hands of the Republic Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, Commander Rex, and R2D2 decide to leave known space. However, following an assassination attempt on Anakin's life the defected Jedi Knight becomes Princess Azula and Prince Zuko's bodyguard.

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    Ashlyn Skywalker lived on her stepfather’s farm with her Mom, her stepbrother Owen and his wife Beru. The Clone Wars were happening outside of her home but she never payed attention because the war seems to be far away that she didn’t need to worry about it. One day the separatists attacked her home and she meets someone she thought was long gone.

    -Anakin has a sister who is not force sensitive but that doesn’t mean that she still can’t put up a good fight.

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    The Force acts in mysterious ways. Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent back in time, saves the galaxy, and gets railed by the two loves of his life - maybe not in that order. Either way, it's a happily ever after.

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    Yet another time travel fix-it.

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    It's not every night on Coruscant that a clueless Mandalorian and a baby Yoda from 30 years in the future crash in a Senator's hangar. Luckily, the Mandalorian and baby Yoda in question are good at adapting, and Senator Bail Organa has close ties with the Jedi.

    From there, the pair make their way through a pre-Imperial galaxy, causing a political incident or two along the way. Now, the question is: Are they here to save the galaxy, or are they to be feared?

    Just wait until the Darksaber gets involved.

    OR: Din Djarin himbos his way through the Clone Wars with Grogu at his side. From one end of the galaxy to the other, they make many a friend and foe. It's actually all just one elaborate history lesson.

    "Restore past; Redeem future."

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    La Fuerza decidió que ya había sido suficiente, no más permanecer neutral, no después de ver el futuro de su hijo y todo su linaje. Había que intervenir, revelar secretos del pasado, reunir a aquellos que se fueron, evitar que más personas se perdieran en la obscuridad. Era hora de que los Jedi cambiaran antes de que todo estuviera perdido y asegurar el futuro de las nuevas generaciones.

    Ni Palpatine, ni nadie más impediría aquel cambio tan necesario, todo era voluntad de la Fuerza.

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    Immediately after the fall of Ben Solo, Luke Skywalker has exiled himself to the planet of Ahch-To to live out the rest of his days in shame and to end the Jedi once and for all. But when offered a chance to undo all of the horrible events of the past, Luke takes it and embarks on one last hero's journey to create a future that never was. Time Travel fic.

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    Ahsoka knows how prestigious her lineage is – even if a Jedi isn’t supposed to focus on that – but watches and wonders how she could ever measure up to them.

    Wondering what was ever seen in her to be given a spot amongst them.

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    While preparing for Obi-Wan, Padme, and Anakin's execution the ghost of Qui-Gon visits Dooku to try to convince him to go a different path, but his calls fell on deaf ears.

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    Qui-Gon Jinn survives The Battle on Naboo, and trains The Chosen One of Anakin Skywalker, The Sith Grand Plan unfolds in a new direction. Where there is death, there will always be death, and the will of The Force cannot be denied.

    But the only question is: How will this play out?

    How much will change now that Qui-Gon Jinn survives his encounter on Naboo, and he's The Master that was to train The Chosen One?

    Would Anakin be able to experience true happiness?

    Or would Qui-Gon fail to train Anakin the way he needed to be trained?

    Would Anakin still turn to The Dark Side?

    How will this play out? Please read to find out...

    *ALSO* This is my own take on what would have happened to the star wars universe as a whole. With some of my own stories weaved in.

    *Disclaimer*

    All characters are owned by Lucasfilm, so I don't own any characters(unfortunately)

    Just the story is mine.

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    Fox exists, awesome.
    He has brothers that he loves and even unlimited access to drugs, even better.
    Work is still shit though, and his mind constantly tries to murder him. Luckily his brothers are annoying bastards doing everything to keep him alive, and maybe he even figures out a way to silence the voices.

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    Quinlan Vos is arrested while undercover on a mission. This is his first time meeting any of the Coruscant Guard and he is stunned when they do not believe that he is a Jedi.

    He ends up playing along, even when the Chancellor sends him with Fox to find the missing weapons.

     

    FoxQuin week 2023 Day 7: Mistaken Identity
    Alternate prompt: Migraines/chronic pain

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    There was something wrong in the force, and Sheev Palpatine did not like it.
    There was only one reasonable answer: someone was going to find out. Or already had. He just needed to find out who it was, and how to eliminate them.
    Fortunately, he had a suspect. There was one Jedi who he’d found constantly dripping with contempt around him, who was just clever enough and just reckless enough to maybe figure something out. He was skilled, and smart, and could get information that hardly anyone else could.
    Jedi Shadow Quinlan Vos.

    ~*~

    Fox knew Chancellor Palpatine was the Sith Lord.
    He did not know what to do about it.

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    3V-4N was built by Anakin Skywalker, but he never finished her. She gathered dust for years until a small group of mechanics found her in the Jedi Temple workshop and finished building her. Upon completion, it was clear that something was different about this droid. She had something droids hadn't possessed for decades: midi-chlorians. Thus begins a rewritten saga, the story of a droid abandoned by her creator, the story of a child cast aside by the world, the story of a woman who defied odds and bested the most dangerous of all force users: The Son of Mortis himself.

    DISCLAIMER: While Evie hates Anakin, I do not. He is my baby. My blorbo. My skrunkly boy.

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    When Fox's inhibitor chip is removed, he escapes from Coruscant and meets Crosshair. Both abandoned by their brothers (in one way or another), an unlikely friendship forms between the two.

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    What if...Anakin didn’t become a Jedi after Naboo?
    aka Yoda does something stupid which changes the fate of the Galaxy (for better or worse).
    Ft.
    -Anakin Skywalker as a Sith
    -Shmi Skywalker in the Senate
    -Maul, Asajj Ventress and Savage redemption (Feral is not dead)
    -Commander Wolffe regretting falling in love
    -teasing
    -confused Obi-Wan Kenobi
    -Ahsoka as Plo Koon’s padawan
    -Tatooine Slave Revolution (not the main point of the story but a lot of people are freed)

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    Quinlan is captured for getting too close to the Sith's identity. Sidious takes great joy in having a Jedi so close at hand.

    After a while, he brings CC-1010 to help him out.

     

    FoxQuin Week Day 1: "Please don't take him from me"
    Alternate prompt: Fox finds Quin's lightsaber.

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    Struggling frat boy Ben’s parents have cut him off until he gets his grades up.

    Stressed CEO Rey just wants to turn off her brain & let a big sexy himbo rail her into next week.

    They bump into each other at a fundraiser & both get more than they bargained for.

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    The Jedi Council gets some sound legal advice, and it saves the galaxy.

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