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    Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell, his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.

    That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.

     
    Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…

    [Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]

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    AU. Series. Aziraphale may have lost hope as the Apocalypse looms, but Crowley isn't giving up without a fight.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

    Ladies, for one night only, The Tadfield Arms presents, straight from their recent You Tube success,

    Celestial Cement's Saints and Sinners

    They may not be young, they may not be pretty, they may not be any good, but in these hard times they are prepared to take their clothes off for money!

    Or, the Full Monty/stripper AU I decided I needed more than sanity.

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    2/5
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    Aziraphale is caught, sans flaming sword, during the Great Heavenly Audit that precedes the Great Flood, and is locked away with the Watchers and a few other angels who have very clearly disobeyed, but also have yet to Fall. From there a small series of dominoes begin to fall, which becomes a cascade around the time King Solomon is building the First Temple.

    Heaven looks down upon the demons enslaved and thinks "this is a good idea", while Hell, being comprised of demons currently being enslaved, thinks "this actually really sucks". From there things wildly diverge. Crawly becomes Crowley in a Hell that feels indebted to him for their rescue, and also finds to concept of slavery utterly horrifying. Aziraphale, meanwhile, is forced to labor in a Heaven that views him as an increasingly disposable object. It's only when Armageddon is less that five hundred years away that they meet again, after an impatient Heaven drops Aziraphale off in Hell.

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    Eleven-year-old Adam has a great family: genderfluid mom Crowley, flamingly gay dad AZ, and cousin Bee, his birth parent. And he has two great ambitions: getting his debate team to nationals, and convincing his parents to buy him a puppy. But Adam's idyllic life gets knocked sideways when he finds out his biological father is rich, powerful, and wants him back.

    Baize (Bee to a chosen few) is content to live alone with their beehives, tolerating periodic visits from Adam and his parents. They don’t want to think about last year’s drunk kiss with AZ’s brother Gabriel, and they really don’t want to think about their old flame Luke Starr. But when Luke sends a letter staking his claim on Adam, Baize knows they’re in for a fight. And Gabriel, damn him, knows the best lawyers.

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    Obviously spoilers for sweeney todd are included in this. Don’t read if you don’t want it spoiled I guess??

    Anthony Jay had been exiled on a false charge for fifteen years. After finding out aziraphale’s fate on his return, he changed his name to Crowley and vowed to have revenge for his angel.

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    Just imagine what the judgment scene in Hell would have been like had Michael had a highly explosive kind of ace up her celestial sleeve.

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    Sequel to "Instructions Not Included".

    Two months after that whole business with Raphael's staff, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to be dragged back into the politics of Heaven and Hell whether they like it or not. An old enemy resurfaces to cause problems on purpose, they're hired to investigate a highly unusual missing persons case, and Crowley has a very bad day at the office.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale run a supernatural detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    AU. Not long after the start of the Arrangement, Aziraphale Falls, and Crowley does the only thing he can think of to protect him from the rest of Hell.

    Written for The Ineffable Con 2 Fanfic Zine, October 2020.

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    1/1
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    The last thing Aziraphale expected when he arrived in Vancouver for a food and wine festival was to meet a handsome stranger. Especially not a handsome stranger who happens to be staying at the same hotel. Then again, he did promise himself that he would make the most of this weekend...
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    Aziraphale is a budding chef from London and Crowley owns a small winery in California. Will they be able to to make it work across the divide or will their love be just a one-night stand?

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    Discovering the identity of the guardian angel who sheltered her from the rain on a dreary Monday morning won’t be easy, but Crowley (beleaguered junior editor in a London publishing house and human disaster) can’t think of anything else.

    AKA the Publishing House Ineffable Wives AU nobody asked for.

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    "...the jinn appear often paired with humans... They are also mentioned in collections of canonical hadiths. One hadith divides them into three groups, with one type flying through the air; another that are snakes and dogs; and a third that moves from place to place like human."
    From the Wikipedia article "Jinn"

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    Crowley inizia lentamente e inesorabilmente a perdere la memoria a causa di una maledizione lanciata dai demoni. Lui e Aziraphale riusciranno a spezzarla o dovranno semplicemente rassegnarsi ad un destino già scritto?
    Quanto è importante la forza di un ricordo?
    «Posso azzardarmi a dire che questi oramai non sono più vuoti di memoria, giusto? Da quanto vanno avanti?» domandò stringendogli un ginocchio con una mano. Era una situazione inquietante e piuttosto spiacevole, ma l’angelo stava cercando di non pensare al peggio.
    «Non saprei… una settimana, forse? Non capisco. Perché sto iniziando a dimenticare delle cose? Anche quelle più recenti…mi sono dimenticato del giorno in cui ti ho chiesto di sposarmii», Crowley si portò una mano tra i capelli, scombinandoli, con gli occhi lucidi.

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    Aziraphale, a newly minted Seraph, finds he has more duties to perform in Heaven including being a leading part of an elaborate ceremony meant to keep Heaven safe from harm. Crowley, the first demon to ever "Rise" and return to Heaven, is required to be involved, much to his annoyance. This time, the ceremony does not go well and it's up to Aziraphale, Crowley and a handful of other angels to fix the trouble that results.

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    Chapters:
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    As he got closer, he noted that the student appeared to be male, though he didn’t want to make any assumptions. They also had their bag with them, so perhaps they also had a free period? And they were wearing all black clothing, including a black leather jacket, which Ezra hoped wasn’t too hot for them, seeing as it wasn’t even October yet, and the weather was still a bit too warm to be wearing leather jackets outside. As he got closer, he realized the student had very red hair, pulled up into a messy bun. It did look familiar, but again, he didn’t want to assume anything. Finally stepping up next to the student, he realized he recognized him. And yes, he knew now that the student was a him. It was that boy he had history class with. They’d never spoken before, but Ezra found him interesting. He never seemed to do much work in the class. He kept to himself, rarely saying a word, and he always wore sunglasses, even inside. The teacher never said anything about that though, so Ezra assumed he had special permission.

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    12/?
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    Armageddon has come and gone (rather unsuccessfully), Aziraphale and Crowley are free to explore their new lives together (in EVERY sense of the word), and Raphael, meanwhile, adjusts to living on Earth full-time.

    The sequel to "Of Raphael" is a story of a wedding, a brawl in Heaven, disasterous drunken flirting, and a family.

    *~*~*~*~*

    EXERPT FROM CHAPTER 8:

    “Dearest, are you alright?” the younger of the two angels asked, reaching out to comfort the trembling demon.

    “I was just joking about smiting you, wiggles,” Raphael said. He caught the terrified look Crowley was throwing him and his smile vanished. “You know I’d never hurt you, right?”

    A shiver ran through the demon, his eyes fixed resolutely on Raphael’s own which had gone a hideous lime-green. He felt himself stagger backwards against a bookshelf.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    What happens when you match up 16 eligible singles, then put them in a luxurious mansion filled with booze? Chaos. Pure chaos.

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    Aziraphale really didn’t want to be a reality TV star, but when he heard that his favorite American show, Are You The One?, was coming to England, he couldn’t help but sign up. With an assigned perfect match and a million dollars on the line to find her, Aziraphale can’t get distracted. When a gorgeous red-headed man is introduced as one of the contestants, however, Aziraphale learns just how tempting a distraction can be.

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    @ask2englands made an amazing remake of the same art piece by the same name but with Ineffable Bureacracy

    I got inspired to write I hope I don't ruin their amazing colorful work with my hideous writing

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    1/1
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    2
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    Gabriel pins over the loss of his Angelic Lover after Lucifer's Revolution. Gabriel makes some bad choices and this is my take on how Gabriel became the asshole we all know and love.

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    Heaven and hell are completely out of control after the apocalypse-that-never-happened. Gabriel and Beelzebub are running out of ideas to solve this mess so they forge a rather unusual plan as a last desperate try: They switch positions. Now Gabriel is Leader of hell (temporary) and Beelzebub is Leader of heaven (temporary). Obviously neither the angels nor the demons are fond of the idea.

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    14,751
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
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    74
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    7
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