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    "Hey sleepyhead." Ryan stood up, putting his acting chops to best use. Whatever you say just make it intimidating, he repeated in his head like a mantra. "Have a nice nap?"

    "Ricky?" 'Legs' sounded woozy, "What's going on... is this a kink thing or something? I'm not one to judge or anything but some consent would have been nice."

    "Wha-" Ryan was baffled by the stupidity that had just come from this guy's mouth. A kink thing? This guy was a well known member of the mob who'd just been knocked out and tied to a chair in a basement like some sort of thriller movie cliché... and yet he thought it was just that Ryan had a fucking kink? It wasn't quite what Ryan had been expecting. "No, you idiot! I'm here to kill you!"

    "Oh?" 'Legs' seemed to think that over for a minute before the somewhat humoured smile that had previously been on his face was wiped completely. "Oh."

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    It was like any other morning for our heroes in a half-shell...until Mikey woke up to see his Twitter updates and saw him and his brothers were trending for some reason. It didn't took him long enough to find out it was because of Buzzfeed Unsolved who made a video about them and they were famous, in a good way. Of course he had to show this to his brothers to watch the video.

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    According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Lim, Witch', written in 1655 before she exploded, the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just after tea... And, it is up to Snake Demon Ryan and Principality Angel Shane to stop the Antichrist from bringing forth The End Of The World...

    Oh, and someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.

     

    Buzzfeed Unsolved meets Good Omens.

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    “I can’t quite recall what happened” he played with his hands nervously.“I know I did something wrong… It’s weird but…” the woman in front of him moved a little in her chair to settle and apparently improve her position “I don’t remember the feelings it caused”

    “Why did you hurt him?”

    “I… I didn’t mean to… i don’t remembe-”

    “Why did you hurt him?”

    “I- I know i did wrong, I c-can’t remember how it felt, I-”

    “WHY?”
    “WHY?
    “WHY DID YOU HURT HIM?”
    “WHY?”
    “RYAN”
    “RYAN”

     

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    He doesn't know why, or maybe he does. He's just sure of one thing.
    He has no guilt for hurting him.

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    Ryan’s life looked like it was just going to be aimlessly wandering in bleak shades of grey within his small town for the rest of his time alive. The California state fair, however, has other ideas, in the form of a no-nonsense Chicagoan reporter, who is about to turn Ryan’s life upside down and just maybe, show him a different side of the world too.

    Reporter!Shane/Farmkid!Ryan (based on the musical 'State Fair')

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    Sure, while shooting episodes of both their shows, they got into some crazy, silly and worse of all, scary situations, but even Ryan had to admit this was a bit much to handle while on location [or Ryan turns into a freakin’ siren (mermaid) and tries to keep his newfound powers a secret while avoiding water at all costs]

    Based on H2O: Just Add Water, The Mermaid (美人鱼) and Splash, because why not?

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    8/?
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    Yet another take on the whole Shane being a demon thing, which is pretty much canon at this point. Add Shane being and idiot and in love with Ryan (also pretty canon) and Ryan being an idiot and totally oblivious. Add an encounter with another entity. Coffee dates and banter, too. Boom, another BFU fic.

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    “Hey, what are you doing?” Ryan asks, his voice gummy from sleep. He clears his throat. 

    There’s a pause before a similarly gummy voice replies, “Uh. Sleeping?” 

    “Well, don’t… do that here.” Great delivery. He tries again. “I’m literally posted here to make sure no one sleeps under here.” 

    “You’re doing a terrible job, then.” 

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    Ryan's uncle adopted a stretch of abandoned back road. He does not know why, nor does he know why he's been appointed as the guardian of said road.

    Shane just jumped out of a moving car and he's very tired, so he'd like to sleep under this bridge, now.

    You know. The typical first meeting scenario.

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    Well, it seemed like everyone knew that Shane and Ryan were dating. Everyone but Shane.

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    "I just think that the two of you are a perfect fit, you know? Considering that he's the same as you and he looks. . . nicer."

    "Are you jealous?"

    He didn't reply, hands fidgeting on the small puppet he made while I was gone.

     

    ➳ A Shane Madej x Playwright!Actress!Reader one-shot.
    ➳ Inspired by the song Captivated by IV Of Spades.
    ➳ I do not own any of the characters here, especially Buzzfeed Unsolved.
    ➳ Trigger warning/s: few mentions of intrusive thoughts/anxiety.

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    Shane convinces Ryan to do the TikTok 'Mwah Challenge', but with a twist!

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    Ryan had been waiting for this party for a while now. His costume was on point and he he hoped to have fun. As always Shane surprises him and makes the night take a turn for the better.

    °~°~°~
    "wait a second big guy, let me catch a breath"

    Shane growls and Ryan feels his knees buckling "you expect me to wait-" he rolls his hips against Ryan's, one of his hands gripping hard at his belt "when you look like that and kissed me? Fuck off, and don't you dare stop kissing me"

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    “Well, you see, I, uh… I’m just a little bit not human.”

    “W-What…?”

    “I’m a… a being from beyond, if you will. Your house is pretty nice, and… well, I’ve been crashing here for a while now.”

    “You… you’re a ghost?”

    “Not a ghost, no. Try again.”

    “A… An angel? Shit, some cryptid? A Sasquatch!”

    “A Sasquatch- no!! Come on, man, I had more faith in you than this!!”

    “Then what are you?”

    “I’m a demon, baby!”

    Ryan didn't ask for this, and yet, here he is- Shane is a handful. He's chaotic, sarcastic, and, let's be honest, he's a bit of an asshole as well, and now Ryan is stuck with him. This has to be amusing.

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    Shane, Ryan and their special guest reveal their top 5 favourite YouTube channels but that's not all that's revealed.

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    Ricky changed his identity, his name, everything.
    Starting a new life as Ryan Bergara he went into a life of crime.

    If people wanted him to be a villain, they would get a villain...

    Or they would if a certain Shane Madej didn't suddenly enter his life.
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    or...

    A superhero AU where Ryan is the villain and Shane is the hero.

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    Shane wakes up feeling sick, so he stays home. Ryan pays him a visit.

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    "You got a fever… and your eyes are red... Shane-" he said with a worried voice "please tell me that you didn't work on the laptop, you're sick! You need to rest, work can wait… Jesus, Shane, have you at least stayed hydrated?"

    Shane looks down, shrugging "my head hurts but it's okay, I found at least five places for Weird Wonderful, you're gonna love them" he looks up, finding Ryan's face a mix of worry and wanting to laugh, an expression that usually was reserved for when Shane did his bits on 'haunted locations'.

    (originally on Not_The_Gods_Favorite)

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    Shane doesn’t really know what’s happening here.
    “I don’t really know what’s happening here.”

    or, Ryan is really horny for Tom Cruise and Shane is lost.

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    Anyone can see it, everyone knows Shane and Ryan are in love with each other, even if they don't see it themselves.

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    What if Artemis Fowl II joined Buzzfeed Unsolved? What kind of shenanigans would ensue? These may not be questions you were wondering, but we've got the answers for you anyways.

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    Being a demon isn't all stealing souls and messing around. It's hard work. Keeping the world in balance and keeping humans unaware. But all that labor goes largely uncrediting, with all efforts being claimed by the king of hell himself, Lucifer. It's annoying- to put it mildly. Shane Madej has had enough. He's a high ranking demon, former goatman, and widely know down under for his role. But up on the surface- he's a total unknown. But with a new role as Buzfeed's resident skeptic, change is in motion.

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    2/?
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    13
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