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    Harry Potter was not a normal boy. Years of being told not to ask questions left him with the ability to observe and observe he does. He knows he's special but with an aunt and uncle who refuse to acknowledge it, his suspicions go unconfirmed. That changes the moment he turns 11 and he's introduced to a world he only thought existed in the pages of his book. Follow young Harry as he grows and realizes this new world may not be as new to him as it seems.

    My take on Harry Potter where Harry is competent, Sirius is a damaged but good soul and for crying out loud, Voldemort and his death eaters are freaking scary. A Wizarding World with a lot of lore, a ton of world-building and yes I'm sorry, there will be death.

    I do not support J.K Rowling's beliefs. Just eww no

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    Severus Snape and a restless student share a secret hiding place across the lake.

    Story begins in 1995 in 5th year, canon-compliant through to 1998, and then diverges into a post-war AU.

    This is an atmospheric slow burn and my romantic take on a Snape character study.

    I have the entire story more or less outlined.

    This is a plot focused reader insert.

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    “The rose is the flower and handmaiden of love – the lily, her fair associate, is the emblem of beauty and purity.” – Dorothea Dix

    OR in which

    Everyone thought James Potter and Lily Evans love story was to be written in the stars, only time stopping the redhead from finally saying yes to the boys advances. But what if the stars had another love story written? One that involved Lily Evans and a Potter who wasn't James.

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    During the battle in the COS the basilisk fang destroys the horcrux in Harry's Scar. The Chamber holds more than a giant snake. What happens when Harry finds the secrets? Will it aid him achieve the greatness he was always destined for? Powerful! Harry. Good! Dumbledore. HPXDGXFDX Susan.
    Massive Canon divergence from Ch.5

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    The first time Severus wanked himself off to thoughts of Harry Potter, it was pure spite.
    The second time he’d done it had been mere curiosity.
    By the third time, he was ready to admit that it was strange.
    The fourth time it wasn’t even his fault – not really.
    It was like an addiction, after that.

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    Cross-Posted under same name ff.net. Hermione is Black and Japanese-Korean (unsure what tags to use).
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    He didn't plan it. But when he came to check on her, a healer placed her in his arms and something happened. His heart swelled as she looked up at him. Had anyone ever trusted him as much as that child did? The tiny hand wrapped around his finger sent a pleasant warmth throughout his body. He couldn't explain it, but some naive part of him felt as though he was given a second chance. He had messed so much up, but here was this tiny being totally dependent on him. He let so many down, but he could do right by her.
    ...
    "Hermione," he cooed still unsure what possessed him."It's alright, love, Daddy's got you."

     

    AU: An incident lands an infant Hermione in Saint Mungo's. A lonely twenty-one-year-old Snape makes the impulse decision to adopt her. The story follows both characters from Philosopher's Stone to Deathly Hallows, with more cannon divergence as Hermione grows older.
    *This is long and gets darker as the kids get older. Various romantic relationships happen when Hermione is older. Just throwing this out there, I am NOT pairing father and daughter romantically.
    J.K R is Wrong!

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    For years, Harry Potter's lived a neglected life at the Dursleys, forever tossed aside in favour of his cousin. But that all changes once he receives his Hogwarts letter, and meets a young witch at Madam Malkin's.

    [AU. Tonks is in Harry's year. Chapters 1–6 are the first year, 7–10 the second year, and 11 plus are currently the third year. Use of time-skips on several occasions.]

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    Everyone knows that Marcus Potter defeated the Dark Lord, Voldemort, on Halloween night in 1981.

    Everyone knows that Marcus Potter is the only known person to survive the unsurviveable Killing Curse.

    Everyone was wrong.

    And there, in the shadows, is Harry Potter. Marcus Potter's older, forgotten, twin brother. Ignored by his family, bitter, and ambitious, Harry yearns to leave his brother's shadow and make a name for himself. But sooner or later, the true events of what happened that Halloween night will come out. And everything will change.

    Updates bi-weekly.

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    As the daughter of Sirius Black, Aurora has a big legacy, one she doesn’t want to carry. Half the Wizarding World call her father a Blood Traitor and the rest call him a Death Eater. She is forever judged by her father and by her name. Raised by her grandmother Walburga, then her great grandfather Arcturus and then her great-aunt Lucretia, she’s always been conflicted about her father, as everyone tells his story slightly different. But when she goes to Hogwarts, Aurora is determined to be known as a Black, but not as Sirius Black’s daughter. One way or another, she will prove everyone wrong, straddling the fine line of morality and blood in the Wizarding World.

    Beginning and Year One: Chapters 1-19
    Year Two: Chapters 20-32
    Year Three: Chapters 33-61
    Year Four: Chapters 62-102
    Year Five: Chapters 103-?

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    Mientras está en Grimmauld Place, Harry recibe un misterioso libro junto a una carta que explica todo y a la vez nada.

    Le están dando la oportunidad de conocer su futuro, aunque hay un precio que tiene que pagar por ello.

    ¿Aceptará con tal de salvar vidas? Está más que clara la respuesta, aunque haya dudas de por medio.

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    Disclaimer: Los libros y personajes que aparecen en estos son propiedad de Joanne Rowling; lo único que es de mi autoría son las reacciones de los personajes ante los acontecimientos.

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    The further adventures of catboy!Harry and his biggest fan, Voldemort. Includes the Hogwarts crew, cat-inspired shenanigans, and more silliness than you can shake a stick at.

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    Clara Collie expected to be sent to Azkaban. Instead, she ended up up at Hogwarts. Dealing with the shame of what she's done and the trauma of her past is overwhelming - but she finds some escape with an equally troubled soul: Severus Snape.
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    Occurs during Half Blood Prince. Smut starting at (checks watch) chapter 7. I added a summary of the first 6 chapters in the beginning of chapter 7. You won't hurt my feelings if you start there :)
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    This fic is inspired by this crazy preacher who used to come to my college and scream about how we were all hellbound whores. So this smut goes out to you Brother Bob, you fucked up old dirt bag!

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    The night Dumbledore placed a young baby on the doorstep he thought he was doing what was best for the future. However another presence threw a wrench in his 'plan'.

    Dr.Strange/Avengers + Harry Potter crossover

    AU set in modern time

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    When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.

    In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.

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    Harry didn’t like Severus Snape. He never had, he never would. Their relationship had varied from ‘suspicious dislike’ to ‘blind hatred’ and everything in between. After the war – after he’d personally saved the greasy git’s life in the Shrieking Shack, he’d had a little bit of hope that they would end up becoming more friendly.

    That was very empathetically not the case.

    They keep meeting, and arguing, and fighting - oh, and fucking. Lots of that, but that's just... curiosity, right? Harry isn't gay, and Snape doesn't like him.

    Right...?

    Right.......?

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    Harry was just looking for more information on how to destroy Voldemort´s horcruxes. He didnt expect to find out stuff not a lot of people knew about his father.

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    Letters between James and Regulus and the story about how they fell in love (and how they fell apart)

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    "Look, Potter, you're the last person I expected to be paired up with, but whatever. I suppose you've better things to do, so I'll do all the work for the both of us."
    "As great as that sounds, Song, we're partners now, and I won't let you do all the work alone."

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    Harry met Holly when she was two - abandoned in the park by her mother. Unable to leave her alone, he stayed behind to keep her safe. Over the years, they became as inseparable as brother and sister.
    When Harry found out he was a wizard, he was happy to find that Holly was a witch too, and one day, she would enter his new world with him.

    Finding out he was a father to a nine-year-old girl, Severus Snape didn't hesitate to bring her home. His daughter belonged by his side, after all. Finding his daughter preferred Harry Potter over him was a travesty the Potions Master was not going to tolerate.

    Somehow, Severus had to make his daughter see Harry Potter as he did - worthless, useless, hopeless.

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