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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2022
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out?(90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)
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I'd kill to be your boyfriend, you know? by TwilightFazzie for ItHurtsToLive
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
26 May 2022
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Prompt: Adventures of a part-timer serial killer and his unsuspecting boyfriend
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"Her dark eyes stared out the window, watching rain fall against-"
(Whoops, wrong door. Maybe the next one...)
There's no Kestramore here—no supernaturals—just the dark shadow of Hogwarts Castle, looming over the Lake like a protective mother. It's not really the castle that irks Star, however. It's the people, and she was sure that nothing was ever, ever going to change her mind on this matter.
"Stop day-dreaming about Ilvermorny and dream about lunch instead, because lunch is now and you still haven’t packed!"
(A Harry Potter AU of Kestramore)
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The birth of a new power in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh throws Yiydo Kanna and his friends into circumstances that they could never be prepared for while the fate of the world hangs in the balance of their cards.
(My own Original Yu-Gi-Oh! series formatted in the style of the anime, ie episode by episode.)
(A/N: For the duels, do expect some classic anime rule bending. No duelist kingdom nonsence but just slight changes to what cards do. I have also created and will be creating more archetypes of cards for the characters to use. If you have a problem with either of these things, then this probably isn't the story for you.)
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Winter Soldiers Don't Work at Cafés by Writer_Lethogica
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 May 2022
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Sam Wilson finds a man in all leather staring at his butt at his favorite coffee shop.
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“Job!” yelled the man with a voice hoarse like he hadn’t talked in a while.
Sam blinked.
“Your job… is to look at people’s asses in line?” asked Sam, feeling shady vibes coming off of this man.
The man grumbled and flailed. Pointing at Sam’s ass. Or maybe… Sam turned and realized what the man was actually pointing at.
“That’s a weird place to put a help wanted sign,” mumbled Sam.
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- Part 5 of The Tush Collection
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- English
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- 1,705
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He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
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Redstone and iron by SwordSoup
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Dream SMP
26 May 2022
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The Antarctic Empire has conquered the world once before. Their next target is the moon. And, well - New York certainly isn't the moon, and The Avengers never take kindly to conquerors.
(Or: Phil and Techno hop through a stronghold portal and find themselves on a new version of earth. What is a "shower?")
(Or: Earth's mightiest heroes adopt two new idiots.)
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- Part 9 of No hell for sinners this great
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Dumbledore gets his timing right for once... The Wizarding World is a darkfic Pornotopia. Innuendo or implied threat in the canon are exaggerated and pursued to logical conclusions, particularly when logic is lampshaded by the films. The dialogue leans on British TV character based comedy.
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In a world where the numbers of alphas and omegas get lower every year the American government requires every alpha and omega citizen to have at least one child at the age of twenty-five. Several dating shows started following the search of attractive, young candidates for the right partner in a rather small dating pool. But some people are either unable or unwilling to bear children at a young age which led to the popular “fine wine”-edition of Mating island for candidates of thirty and upwards.
Hannibal Lecter is the most fought-over Bachelor on the island but would really appreciate going back to his hobby of murdering and eating people instead of having to father a child. Will Graham neither appreciates the lime light, nor wants to give his job in the FBI up to bear and raise a child. Will they find true love? (Answer: yes but with a lot of Cannibal jokes and murders in between)
“What would you wish for in a future partner?”
Will just sighed. “I hope they like to cuddle, fit in with the pack, are obedient and like to play fetch.”
Freddie´s nervous twitch in her cheek started up again. “You´re describing a dog.”
“Yes a dog, I want my future partner to be a dog.”
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“Well, Gentlemen,” Bonnet said, clapping his hands together, “our mission is to make Izzy Hands soft!”
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After a certain... incident... with a crew member, Izzy is sent for ‘reconditioning’. Izzy expects to walk away beaten and bloodied, but instead Stede and Edward force him to enjoy the finer things in life. Along the way, Izzy begins to enjoy other fine things: namely, Stede and Edward's affections. But they can't possibly like Izzy back. Right?(AU where Stede and Edward are happy co-captains on the Revenge and nothing bad ever happened. Updates every Monday and Thursday)
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The Valar's Emissary, or The First Time Gil-Galad Got Black-Out Drunk by Astrance
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
26 May 2022
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At a sign of Gil-Galad’s hand, the great doors of the hall opened; Eönwë, herald of Manwë, emissary of the Valar, walked in. Tall he was - taller than any Elf or Child of Ilúvatar, and upon his face shone the immortal light of the West. And, as he walked, with each step the light around him seemed to move, so that he appeared to be followed by wings of pure brilliance.
Gil-Galad said aloud: “All hail the herald of the West! All hail!” And all rose and saluted, even him, for no power higher than the Valar’s was in Arda. But there was silence, until Gil-Galad asked: “What says the Lord of the Winds? For I am anxious to hear these words, of him who banished my sires and their kin, and remained mute ever since.”
“Wait a minute,” said Eönwë, who started rummaging though his pockets. He had many. At last, he found a small notebook. Holding it at arm’s length, Eönwë read: “Here are the words of Manwë Sulimo, the Elder King, who usually sits upon snowy Taniquetil except right now, because he is on his way to cross the Sundering Seas, accompanied with a mighty host of the Valar and the High King of the Noldor.” Giving Gil-Galad a pointed look, the herald added: “The other one. Finarfin. Ours.”
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The Dead Got Off Lucky by whyyouacknsocraycray
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
26 May 2022
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When Arthur saw Canebreak Manor out in Bluewater Marsh, sticking out of the mud on stilts with a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney, he almost turned around and went home. He didn’t care about the supposedly albino boar pelt or the money it might fetch. It didn’t matter if Dutch looked at him disappointed when he rode into camp without a donation for the box, or if Hosea started asking questions all concerned when he showed up after a day and not the usual week.
He didn’t want to see who was pretending to be Annabelle.
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Everyone knows that Ye "Qiu" is soft with his juniors.
Well they don't know he's like that because they remind him of his kids[ In which Ye Xiu became a father at age 18 and kept it hidden from everyone but Su Mucheng and Ye Qiu, because nothing remains hidden from his twin brother and younger sister.]
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My Future Partner Sal(Redone) by Cbreezy1234
Fandoms: Impractical Jokers, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (Movie 2022), Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 May 2022
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Sal is depressed, He never told his hotheaded crush Katsuki Bakagou that he loved him but he never had the chance. It was 25 years that they haven't see each other but the around the same time, Sal meets his friends and coworkers and they got there own comedy in TruTv. One night Sal went to a Jason Derulo (Deku's Stage Name) concert in Brooklyn. While Jason Derulo was performing a song called Drive You crazy with Pitbull (himself) and a similar looking dude called Juicy J. Sal realized the dude was it was his highschool gay crush Katsuki Bakagou... Find out what is going to happen? Also these characters or people Do not belong to me Also there will be a special someone!!
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This has to be hell with all these Demons around me! by SadDepressoEspresso
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
26 May 2022
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Hinata: ... I-
Yamaguchi: why...
Noya: is this their way of foreplay?
Tanaka: I think foeplay fits more bro
Sugar: nah its more like dirty talk i think...
Akaashi: given the pretty setter squad chat.... I agree with all 3 statements?
Bokuto: what goes on with you guys?
Yahaba: do you want it chronologically
Akaashi: based on chaotic-ness
Sugar: sorted by time
Spice: shortened or elongated version?
Daichi: Oikawa which chat is more chaotic, setters or captains
Spice: first of all, the ‘pretty‘ is mandatory
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- Part 1 of We gay keep scrolling
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Platinum Resolve by TempestStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
26 May 2022
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Welcome back! This is Part Three of a Pokémon AU, so please read the other parts first!
After the disaster that happened after he returned home from his Journey, Izuku leaves Musutafu and its discrimination behind again. At least while he was arrested, Sinnoh Champion Cynthia finally asked his Mom out on a date. Now, he's setting out on new journey in a new region with his new step-mom there to support him! Although, maybe his time in the Sinnoh region won't be as relaxing as he would like with all different kinds of problems testing his resolve.
Because training to become an Aura Guardian wasn't difficult enough with spontaneously developing a crush on his pokémon partner, learning how to be an older brother, somehow getting so lost that Palkia is clearly conspiring against him, obsessively researching pokémon behaviors, waking up to strange shifting phenomenon, and stopping a poké-terrorist organization that wants to destroy reality.
Izuku just wanted a vacation and a training montage. Was that too much to ask?
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- Part 4 of Poké-Cursed AU
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Harry once again looked up into Dorothy’s eyes. “How do you know if you’re a Parselmouth?” he questioned her. The Kneazle then leaped off the shelf and hissed in his face. Harry blanched back not having expected it, Dorothy was usually quite docile.
OR- Harry doesn't go with the Durslys to the zoo, and stays with Mrs Figg for the day and finds the book 'Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them' How dose this change thing?Series
- Part 1 of Hufflepuff Harry -By Minxlett
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Tommy works at a coffee shop. Plain and simple. Or it would be if trauma wasn't a thing and his friends were caring mfs. Well, not like he can do anything about it.
Or, Tommy tries to pretend that he is fine and fails miserably
Or, Found family exsists
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In my defense i though it was a good idea- by Traschcoon
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 May 2022
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What could go wrong? i mean in all honesty Tommy is just here for the free wifi. They probably wouldn't notice a literall human being crawling through their vents.
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Tommy breaks in and starts living at the big three (Philza, The Blade, and some other idiot)
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if you strike me down by stars_brownies_and_metaphors
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 May 2022
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“Owen’s passive aggressiveness every time I want to buy milk? Luke showing up at my door and my abject terror that he’s found out that he can lift objects or mess with people’s minds?”
Obi-Wan takes a deep breath.
“If my sheer annoyance doesn’t kill you,” he mutters, poison lacing the words, “then I honestly don’t know what-“
Or: the one in which Obi-Wan is So Done, Anakin still hates sand, Leia and Luke have twin-telepathy, and Han doesn’t get paid enough for this.
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