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    It's been nearly four years since the Apocalypse was averted, and life is stranger than ever. For one, Crowley has accidentally befriended Gabriel when he wasn't paying attention. Second, Anathema and Newt are finally tying the knot and everyone is invited - everyone. Third, and most importantly, evil is lurking in the background of a sweet, beautiful summer, and it's due to present itself on the very eve of the festivities.

    As in all things, there's nothing quite like a wedding and/or mortal danger to bring everyone together.

    In which Anathema grows increasingly psychic, the Them are older and chock full of even more opinions and hormones than before, and Gabriel has finally decided he needs to take his Hellish counterpart, Beelzebub, out. You know. On a date.

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    Greasy Johnson and Adam Young go to college and become friends. There they meet a strange American girl named Ash Cortese. They figure out about the three card switch and Ash yells at Crowley a lot.

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    The Delivery Man has finished returning the four rather unusual items to their even more unusual destination and returned home when he gets a new package; a letter that is urgently requested to arrive in a town all the way in the US by the following the Thursday.
    Meanwhile in Post-AlmostArmageddon Britain, Crowley and Aziraphale are celebrating their new life together with Crowley's plants being even more overjoyed than they are. Anathema and Newt get a new flat together in London and the invitations to the wedding of Sergeant Shadwell and Madame Tracy have been sent.
    Thank Someone the wedding is not on the same day as the one noted in the letter.

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    The Good-Omens-flavoured Hannibal Lecter trilogy parody nobody asked for. Rating and tags may change as story progresses.

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    Angels don't dance. We know that. We also know that a certain angel likes to bend the rules a bit.
    So when he and Crowley were asked to dance at Anathema's and Newton's wedding, there was no way that they could say no.
    If they only accepted to finally be close to the other, to finally hold them, then they didn't speak those thoughts aloud. But that doesn't mean that they didn't think them.

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    Set after the Not-End-of-the-World, Aziraphale and Crowley have to establish their own side.
    Please see the writer notes at the end.

    Also, constructive criticism and comments are always appreciated. :D
    Thanks for reading!

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    Neil Gaiman made a blog post in 2006 that contains the following text: "[...] a running joke from the sequel to Good Omens we never wrote (which had Aziraphale trying to watch a complete soft-core porn movie in the hotels he was in across America in the free two-minute increments that he'd get when turning on the TV)."

    Link to the post: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2006/05/what-bears-do-on-lawn.html?m=1

    So. Fixated completely on this little detail, this is my (currently ongoing, I have no idea how many chapters it will ultimately be) extremely silly attempt to essentially write that sequel in my own style. So far it has turned out to have a lot more of an actual plot than I expected!

    This story blends elements from both the book and the mini-series, along with some assorted lore additions of my own.

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    In the beginning, there was a rebellion.

    Ending in pools of gold and tattered robes.

    The Burning Light of Hell shall reign as a hellion.

    He who did not fall, but saunter vaguely downwards.

    Thy war will be kingdom come.

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    After Aziraphale is left behind by his pompous fiancé, Crowley offers him a job at his bar. Hijinks ensue

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    i basically just reworked the plot of Good Omens (and added the ineffable husbands somehow being even more like husbands) the best I possibly could and turned it into a dumb Wild West thing. It's not super historically accurate/accurate to the show, I added and got rid of certain things for the convenience of the setting, but uHH I hope you like it anyway!!

    just a bit ineffable husbands-centric, BUT im trying my best to include everyone without losing my goddamn mind!!

    **Important lil' disclaimer!!! Everyone's human and very very mortal in this AU :))) and this is my first thingy and I haven't a goddamn clue what im doing hehe

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    When Mr. A. Z. Fell moves to the quiet English village of Tadfield, he expects nosy neighbors and inquiries into his eccentric, solitary life. What he doesn't anticipate is Anthony J. Crowley, the surly nuisance / next-door-neighbor, who might very well need a friend as much as he does.

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    Crowley doesn't associate with Humans because they bloody well die all the time, okay.

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    WIP;;

    It was exactly a year after The Start Of The Rest Of Their Lives. As a way of celebrating, Anathema and Newt host a party! Unfortunately, the truth about the 3-cards switch comes out. All of a sudden Aziraphale and Crowley are in danger, and the only way to save them is for Adam and Warlock to work together to find their missing counterpart.

    But what if their missing piece was right in front of their eyes the whole time?

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    Anthony J Crowley is a smooth talking negotiator whose just been sent to Tadfield to convince one Mr Azira Fell to sell his bookshop to make room for a highway. The job is proving to be much more complicated than he thought. Tadfield and it's bizarre inhabitants just started their annual Christmas Fair, a centres old tradition that is actually written in the towns charter.

    Will he succeed? will he fail? will the towns eccentric inhabitants worm their way into his fast moving city heart? will he find love? of course he does. It's a Christmas Movie AU.

    Aziraphale as Azira Fell, beloved kind and stubborn bookshop owner.
    Crowley as government negotiator.
    Anathema and Madam Tracy as Azira's meddling best friends .
    Gabriel as selfish and stupid leader of local government.
    R. P. Tyler as neighbourhood watch and interfering gossiper.
    The Them as remarkably clever kids who get things their own way a lot.

    special thanks to Ironed_orchid for ironing out my hatred of the possessive apostrophe and my excessive love of commas, as well as many other good edits. You're the best.

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    A Good Omens fashion world AU that no-one asked for! Aziraphale is HVN's newest designer and Crowley is their most promising model.

    Even though fashion week is just around the corner and Aziraphale should be focusing all his attention on proving he belongs in HVN, he keeps getting distracted by a certain flame-haired model who makes him what to break the rules.

    Even though Crowley knows he always falls too hard and too fast, he can't help finding ways to bump into the new designer who is so different from everyone Crowley has ever known.

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    As a rule, generally speaking – Crowley was not hugely fond of weddings. He’s said this in many different ways, to many different people. At length. Repeatedly. Usually while quite drunk.

    (Will had said once that he ‘doth protest too much’ about his hatred of weddings, and Crowley hadn’t spoken to him for three months. What did the playwright know about weddings, or love, or- or Anything, anyway? Bastard.)

    Yeah, okay. So maybe Crowley has mixed feelings about the whole wedding thing. So what?

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    Two strangers start texting, and texting leads to a lot more.

    Aziraphale ought to thank Newton Pulsifer for jumbling up his contacts; he never would have texted Crowley in the first place.

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    Aziraphale’s the only one in existence who, if he said, “Yes, I believe we have to set the entire world on fire now,” Crowley would say in return, “If you’re sure, then I got some accelerant in the trunk. What? No reason, really, just had it there in case of emergency. You never know.”

    Aziraphale would likely ask, “What emergency would accelerant be necessary for?” and Crowley would retort, “Well it’s certainly coming in handy NOW, isn’t it? So I suppose this emergency.”

    And Aziraphale would press his lips together all indignantly and Crowley would have to dig his fingernails into his palm to keep himself from launching at Aziraphale to kiss him silly because apparently they have to start some fires.
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    A story involving a proposal, some finicky plants, one very stressed out demon, and a marriage 6,000 years in the making - cue the insecurities, bachelor parties, and wedding day mishaps.

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    'The first lesson that any entity, occult, ethereal, human or otherwise, should learn is that mixing red wine and whisky will only lead to dreadful, irreversible mistakes. However, this is a lesson that neither Crowley nor Aziraphale had learnt on this particular Thursday night in Soho.'

    After a night of drunken mistakes and miracles, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves being thrown wings-first into the world of parenting. With a baby on the way and little time to prepare, the pair have to get to grips with this parenting ordeal - they're in it for eternity, after all.

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    Anathema and Newton find out that his tech curse was put on him by Agnes, and Anathema will not stand for it. Luckily, they have friends to help them with that problem.

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