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    Amy's dad dies. Dan has to try and be a human about it, when all he really wants to do is go home and fall asleep on the couch while his kid watches The Lion King for the two-hundredth time. Fuck. When did this become his life?

    Future fic that takes place in the spring of 2025.

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    English
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    13,580
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    651
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    “Hallmark doesn’t exactly make a card for when the only woman you’ve ever really liked gets knocked up with your kid, even though you’re both woefully unqualified to be parents, and you want to say, Hey, I hope we don’t fuck this up too much.”

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    27,249
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1312
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    Look, it wasn’t a big deal. Okay? It was just… Her body had been gearing up for a baby and now the baby wasn’t there. That was all. Hormones were a little out of whack. That was all. It wasn’t a big deal. It didn’t mean anything. She didn’t need any help.

    When she woke up in the night, when Kent had to hold her huddled in the dark until she could sleep again, that didn’t mean anything.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    During seasons 1-6 and behind the scenes moments.

    “I have offered Dan a permanent post – here in the office...”

    And so it begins: Amy and Dan’s working relationship turned understanding turned fucked up friendship, which results in feelings that neither of them want to acknowledge or consider.

    Or how small moments and sexual tension have shaped Amy and Dan’s relationship.

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    English
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    9,051
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    391
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    ‘Why are men so fucking sentimental?’ she muttered.

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    English
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    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    63
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    After a series of divorce rumors are pinned onto Dan and Amy, their kids begin to worry for the sake of their parent's marriage and take matters into their own hands.

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    English
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    10,736
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    491
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    “Go build a fucking consensus.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    96
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    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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    English
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    2,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    114
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    ’Oh no’ was the first thought in Selina’s mind when she woke up that morning naked and with a hangover. Oh, and a man sleeping next to her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,679
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    210
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    And one time they weren't...

    Series
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    English
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    869
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    67
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    ‘If we were dating I’d break up with you.’
    ‘Yeah?’
    ‘Absolutely.’
    ‘Thank fuck we’re not dating then.'

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    61
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    The students are getting on Ben's last nerve, and the staff are even worse.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    93
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    Four times Dan shows he loves Amy, and the one time he finally declares his love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    976
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    He expected her to yell.

    He expected her to scream.

    He thought she might slap him.

    He thought she might throw a punch.

    He didn’t expect her to leap at him, cursing like a sailor, and fists flying.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,601
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248
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    It’s embarrassingly, traitorously easy for her to imagine what it might be like if she had the baby and Dan stuck around.

    Takes place in the background of 6.10. Amy decides.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,248
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1617
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    Summary

    The bad news was that the world had ended.
    The good news was that life, of a sort, went on.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    92
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    They taunted each other.
    They teased each other.
    They flirted.
    And then they fucked.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    127
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,408
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1970
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    ‘I’m in the mood for some fucking cuddles,’ she said. ‘That a problem?’
    ‘Never,’ he said.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    140
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    Prompt: "I need a hug."

    -

    “Are you-” Her eyes darken, and he’s positive she’s gonna punch him in the face, “Fuck you.”

    “I’m just… Look, I’m sorry.” He offers, and his arms flap against his sides. His face is anything but comforting, he knows. Well, shit. What does she want?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    776

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