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    Kakashi Hatake didn't know what to expect when he met Ayame Amaguchi, the prolific and acclaimed romance novelist andkunoichi of the Leaf. He certainly didn't expect his reading tastes to expand beyond Make-Out Paradise. And he most certainly didn't expect the friendship that came out of it, nor how it grew beyond what he thought possible.

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    24/?
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    The mafia has a festival every year that lasts a whole weekend and that allows the employees to tell the members of the family what's on their mind without fear of consequence.

    Pete and Vegas are not participating in the festival, so they are sent on an errand for Kinn. While staying overnight at a hotel, Pete invokes the festival rules.

    Also, if there was any story where the phrase "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" fits, it's this one.

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    Charles is the most enormous tart. A great big whorey put-it-abouter -- the town bike, in fact.

    Correction: Charles is a virgin.

    Again.

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    12/?
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    35
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    3
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    Dumping a wet dream I had the other day with as many details as I can remember

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    Yoongi was shy to admit Namjoon he craved him. Taehyung helps him about this.

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    "— Gender?

    — Tired.

    A click.

    — Sexually attracted to?

    — Beds.

    Sha Hualing is not the type to glare, but he feels that her blatant contempt, very well remarked by her perfectly manicured brows, is somehow worse."

    In which Shang Qinghua has a boss that is keen on ordering him around, but not in the way he wants him to.

    Sexual frustration, pining galore.

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    11/?
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    61
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    You and Thrawn have a history from graduating at the same academy on Coruscant and have always had an insider relationship. Unfortunately, post grad, you both are assigned to different designations and you’re left wondering when you’ll see your eccentric friend again. That wondering ceases when you’re summoned to be his personal messenger, tasked with intercepting valuable intel on the whereabouts of the Rebel Alliance from an unknown informant. Whom of which you will meet soon enough to deliver some particularly sensitive information.

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    Izuku had no idea what he’d done to make this person so angry, but he didn’t want to be late back so he mustered all his courage and stood up to his full 5 foot 5, jutting his jaw out in a way he hoped looked confident and vaguely intimidating.

    His wide green eyes purposefully carried on looking up to make contact with the other boy’s and… oh. Handsome. Red, piercing irises, narrow, quizzical eyes and a smirking mouth.

    He was about a forehead taller and really, very very broad; Izuku squared his own shoulders and puffed his chest out a bit, prey attempting to intimidate the predator.
     

    In which Izuku is visiting Japan as an au pair for Kota and gets to know his surly new neighbour, Katsuki. Neither of them know how to behave around the other, but maybe that doesn’t matter as much as they think.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    As the elevator doors opened with a ding, people started pushing, and soon Wei Wuxian found himself pressed between the inner wall and Lan Zhan’s arm. Ugh. You could feel even through the layers of fabric that he was one of those annoying people who worked out regularly, not because of a doctor’s orders, or because they enjoyed it, but because it was good for you.

    Oh, god, Lan Zhan said. Alright, don’t panic. Deep breaths. You can do this.

    ***

    A Cherry Magic AU, where Wei Wuxian on his 30th birthday finds himself in a crowded elevator next to Lan Zhan, and soon realizes two things:

    1. that there seems to be some truth to that ridiculous urban legend about 30-year-old virgins being able to hear the thoughts of other people as soon as they touch.

    2. that Lan Zhan works out, AND that he, despite his stoic exterior, thinks that Wei Wuxian smells good and has an adorable bed-head, along with some other not-so PG-13 fantasies and thoughts.

    And no, Wei Wuxian has no idea what to do with this information.

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    The force will always find a way to make things right. Even if it means drowning it’s users to become better. Vader broke free from his masters control and wants to make up for his sins, on Stewjoni the omega prince Obi-wan, caretaker of the tears of Mandaolor temple, finds a crashed escape pod with a women in it, begging him to save her children. The prince agrees and welcomes the children into him. Now seven months pregnant, Newly Crowned emperor Darth Vader. Called by the force to the temple meets the prince…oh what could happen.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    318
    Bookmarks:
    65
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    Okita Sougo comes to know that his gluttonous new girlfriend is more experienced than he expected, and with it comes the challenge - navigating this entirely new territory he'd only dreamt of while jumping over all obstacles in their way.

    No challenge is too hard for the Shinsengumi prodigy. Only, his lack of experience might be a bigger hurdle than he thought.

    That, PLUS the fact that he isn't exactly dating a 'normal' girl with a 'normal' family.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
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    11
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    i feel like we're forever
    every time we get together,
    no we're never gonna be apart.

    dnf college roommates secret virgin au

    closer by nine inch nails and cracks by killstation

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    39
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    5
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    Kinktober Day Five // Masturbation

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
    — Lily Tomlin

    Theon teaches Robb how to use his hand properly.

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    Ray's virginity is not a big deal, okay? He just kind of didn't get around to having sex yet. Mikey is the opposite, he's got all that experience. The problem is, Mikey doesn't know Ray is a virgin.

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    1/1
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    “come over.” For all the years of one-sided flirting he’d done, he had never really expected anything in return. The radiating screen light proved once again that he hadn’t misread the message, but what was on his mind might not be the same as the sender’s intention. Was this a booty call? Was Kuroo a booty call guy now? Granted, here he was, standing outside of another man’s apartment in the middle of a crisp autumn night, summoned by a two-worded message, so apparently, he was. That, or he was a really, really chill friend.

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    2/?
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    You're a stressed university student renting a house with an unlikely tenant, Kai. He catches you masturbating and decides to school you.

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    Harry Dresden and a friend of his are required to attend a White Court event in three days. This wouldn't be a problem except for one thing: his friend reveals she's still a virgin, which puts her in an abnormally high amount of danger around White Court vampires. So Harry makes an offer to a friend. Post White Night timeline.

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    “Anyone can learn Occlumency in the sterile environment of an examination room,” she’d told him. That’s how she justified the way she teased and toyed with him during their lessons.

    It wasn’t the only reason he let her. But she didn’t have to know that.

    Of course, she knew anyway.

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    1/?
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    28
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    12
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    Sam, Foolish and Ponk have been in a poly relationship. Sex was recently added to their love life, what will ensure of this silly group who have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

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    At the threshold of a hotel room in Kaon, Megatronus steels himself to entertain his new patron. How difficult could it be, he reasons, to please one little bot for a night? It's only interface, after all, and he has plenty of experience with that.

    Or; Megatron Accidentally Cable Fucks God

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