1 - 20 of 7561 Works in Schitt's Creek
Pages Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
“Look up! We could… if you want…”
A chance encounter under the mistletoe and a few days snowed in together lead Jake and Mutt to explore feelings they've been hiding for each other and to try things they've never done before.
-
Poutini's Advent Calendar 2021: Merry, Merrier, Merriest. by Poutini
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
07 Dec 2021
Tags
Summary
Countdown to December 25th with me.
One chapter per day, in triplets.
Each triplet follows the pattern in the title, are chronological within the group of three, and terminate with the superlative adjective.
Ratings will vary, however, overall, expect explicit content. Tags will be updated as we go.Suggested alternate title: Simply the -Est (since superlatives often end in -est, you see)
Series
- Part 4 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
-
Tags
Summary
When the door opened, it was not the short, brown-haired bob and dark eyes of his mother that Patrick was greeted with. He had to crane his neck to look up a little higher, taking in the black sweater with two Dobermans printed like guard dogs on a broad chest that led into a very masculine face. The man who opened the door to Marcy and Clint Brewer’s home looked beyond unimpressed as he took Patrick in, from his boots and duffle up to the navy toque, landing on his face. With an impressive eyebrow and crooked, very mocking smile on his lips, he made Patrick remember exactly who would ever wield their eyebrows threateningly in the face of lunacy.
“David?”
--------
Or,
Patrick comes back home to Schitt's Creek after having launched a successful music career years before after his dad has an accident. He's shocked to see his old friend David is also in town, but it's not all fond memories.Between the changes in their hometown to the reminders that their friendship imploded years before, there's a sense of tense truce that circles around the pair as they figure out how to survive the holidays in the same town for the first time in 21 years.
-
Tags
Summary
“I just think it’s rude to be up at the crack of dawn making way too much noise and waking everyone up with your little truck.”
“You know, some people have to get up at the 'crack of dawn' for work, and they need the roads clear,” Patrick points out. "No one's ever complained about having clear roads."
David sputters, “Well consider this a complaint! A-a formal complaint. In fact, I want to speak to your manager.”
OR
It's David's first winter in Schitt's Creek, and the stupid snowplow driver Patrick is irritating him to no end.
-
Tags
Summary
It's finally cold enough to build an ice rink outside the motel. And Patrick's really excited to play hockey... right?
(Wrong.)
-
Tags
Summary
“Okay, here's the thing,” she explains. “The only thing that determines your future is your actions, which means nothing is set in stone. Not yet." She gestures to the scene in front of them."If you wake up, go back to your life, and don't change anything you're doing, this is your future. This is where you're headed. But that doesn’t mean it’s the only future available to you.”
Patrick Brewer has resigned himself to a life he doesn't actually want, but on Christmas Eve, a ghost visits his dreams to show him what the past says about his present… and an even better future.
Yep — it's basically 'A Christmas Carol' for Patrick.
-
Tags
Summary
Prompt: Rose Apothecary hosts a tasteful winter-themed arts and crafts workshop. Somewhat surprisingly to each other and/or to the other townies, David and Patrick are both very serious about it and very focused on whatever things they are creating.
One of Rose Apothecary's most favored vendors helps David and Patrick with their fourth annual Holiday Craft Workshop. Unfortunately for David, Patrick is competitive but somehow makes everything appear effortless. After being unsuccessful at blowing a glass ornament good enough for their Christmas tree, David has one more chance to make the perfect ornament.
-
Tags
Summary
The Doctor takes Patrick on a journey to see what waits for him in his future.
--
You don't need to understand Doctor Who for this to make sense! You need to understand Schitt's Creek, though.
-
Tags
Summary
Twenty five days in Schitt's Creek.
-
Tags
Summary
Something unexpected rocks the Rose family following Moira's return from Bosnia.
**Story is nearly complete but will be updated as I am able!**
-
Tags
Summary
“Oh, no, sweet boy, I meant you sound very sick,” Marcy corrects gently. “Here, let’s all get inside and I’ll make some tea.” She turns and hurries back into the house, heading straight for the kitchen.
Clint, Patrick, and David follow Marcy into the kitchen. Clint goes to retrieve some mugs while Patrick leads David over to the table, pulling out a chair and helping him sit down.
“Can I get you anything else, baby?” Patrick asks, pressing a kiss to the top of his husband’s hair.
David shakes his head and gives Patrick a weak smile.
“He’s in good hands, son,” Clint smiles, setting four mugs down on the counter beside the stove for Marcy to put the tea in. “You know better than to underestimate your mother’s ability to care for someone when they’re sick,” he teases, ruffling Patrick’s hair. “I’ll help you get your bags.” He walks out of the kitchen in the direction of the front door.
“Yeah, yeah, I know. Let Marcy Brewer work her magic,” Patrick smiles.
-
Tags
Summary
A series of texts documenting David and Patrick's growing relationship.
-
Tags
Summary
When the stress of a last-minute Christmas Party becomes too much for David and Alexis, their boyfriends step up by stepping aside.
OR: Patrick and Ted have a unique position as guardians of the Rose sibling's hearts.
-
Tags
Summary
David buys a hot chocolate advent calendar for him and Patrick to try. Each chapter is a different day, different flavor.
-
Tags
Summary
Stevie finds out the Rose siblings don't know how to figure skate; she encourages David to learn before Winter Fest happens.
-
Tags
Summary
Twyla's smile is tight. She's looking a little frazzled and stressed, like she's been working a double shift, and Alexis' heart breaks a little bit. It's the holidays, and Twyla still can't get some rest. "It's been a nightmare. The heater broke somehow, and the temperature's stuck like this!"
"Ooh, no." Alexis takes in the heated flush under Twyla's freckles, the faint sheen of sweat that's framing her cleavage. Those are things friends notice, aren't they? "Isn't there someone who can fix it?"--
The heater breaks during Twyla's holiday party. Things only get hotter from there.
-
Tags
Summary
David hasn’t gotten any better at gift giving even after a few years of living without his family’s wealth, but as the holiday season approaches and he and Patrick agree on December 14th for their gift exchange, David resolves he’s going to out-sincere Patrick this year, or at least make a valiant attempt.
The only problem is, where does he start?
-or-
David is determined to out-sincere Patrick in their holiday gift exchange.
-
Tags
Summary
It's their five year anniversary. David wants to reenact their first kiss.
-
Tags
Summary
It’s so cliche that Patrick would laugh out loud at himself for thinking it if he didn’t know David would take it the wrong way, but standing there, with David’s body flush against his, touching him, kissing him, knowing they have the whole night ahead of them to explore each other, for the first time in his life it feels like coming home. Something deep inside Patrick’s chest clicks into place with the finality of a deadbolt lock.
-
Tags
Summary
Twyla and Alexis compete in a gingerbread house decorating competition.
Series
- Part 5 of 25 Days of Christmas 2021
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 695
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 27