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    A little misunderstanding leads to a lot of confusion. Shark Week gone wrong!

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    What if David planned to propose to Patrick, and step two in his plans was to invite Patrick's parents to town so he could ask for Clint's blessing?

    An alternate imagining of events leading up to and following Patrick's surprise birthday party.

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    In which Patrick Brewer meets David Rose, learns how to fly, falls in love, and saves Neverland.

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    Embarrassment and fury wash through Patrick in equal measure. What a snobby, elitist asshole. Here’s Patrick, offering a friendly welcome to someone else who’s new in town, and Mr Big City can’t even bring himself to say hello?

    Well, now he knows. David Rose isn’t worth a minute of his time.


    An enemies to lovers AU.

    [Story is complete and will be posted within a week as edits are finished!]

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    Patrick needs to get out of his head before he can finish writing a song. David is there to help.

    aka The Return of FratPat

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    Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.

    Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.

    He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.

    PATRICK, 31
    @patrickbrewer
    Lives In: Toronto, ON
    From: Toronto, ON
    Work: MLB Baseball

    David swiped right without reading further.

    PROFILE NOT FOUND.

    Okay...

    ---

    Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.

    (a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)

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    Welcome to Big Brother! 16 contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. The twist? They all already know someone else in the house; exes, family members, old friends, enemies. Who will make it to the end?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Patrick wants to repair some shelves.. David has another suggestion.

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    Hey Stevie, do you happen to have a stud sensor?”

    The time Patrick tried to do something nice for David, and Stevie had to save him. 

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    1/1
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    David house-sits Patrick's new apartment while he's away on a small business retreat. Things go as well as expected.

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    Patrick smirks, waiting until David is close enough and leans in, blocking the walkway as their lips meet, kissing him deep and slow.

    David takes a ragged breath. "You wanna do this now?"

    Patrick mirrors his expression, waiting for David to consent or decline.

    David bites his lip and nods. "Let’s do it."

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    David had danced, quite literally, his way back into Patrick’s good graces and it worked. And Patrick is so, so happy about it. He pulled this man up off the floor, hugged him, and kissed him hard.

    Written for the dialogue prompt "I don't want to screw this up."

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    Patrick took a deep breath.

    Okay, back up. Focus. You have a segment with Senator David Rose in half an hour. As in, the David Rose.

    And you can hear every single one of his thoughts.

    *

    Patrick Brewer, a wannabe local reporter for Elmdale County News, feels like his life is going nowhere. That is, until a ~shocking~ turn of events changes his career forever…

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    Patrick has dark, purplish circles under his eyes, and he certainly looks more pale than normal. It had started last week, when Rachel sent him the New York Times article about that family. A think piece on a certain soap star’s reaction to Sunrise Bay’s cancellation. Right after the Interflix business manager’s tax scandal. Rachel’s message was just an article link with a text underneath. All it read was, “guess he might be coming back.” Patrick didn’t have to read the article to know what she was getting at.

    (It's been two years since David left outdoor school, and hearts have been broken. Luckily, he's returned just in time for snowshoe trip.)

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    Patrick shows up at Rose Apothecary during a power outage wearing blue coveralls and a name tag that says "Randy". He is carrying a large toolbox. Is it a little bit of sexy role-playing or something else entirely?

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    a commission by fortheloveofdragandschitt for a scene from subitodolcediva's fic.

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    1/1
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    When the Roses lose their money Alexis bribes David into taking up running, for the sake of his mental health.

    When Patrick runs away from his hometown he ends up on every viable sports team, including the core team of the local, volunteer-lead Saturday morning 5k.

    An alternate meeting AU that takes place at parkrun.

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    Patrick’s plans for romantic hike/picnic go terribly, terribly wrong.

    Spoilers for 5.13: The Hike

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    12/?
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    “Remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

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    What if David knew that Patrick wasn't out to his parents? And then, what if "Meet the Parents" still happened?

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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    28
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    6
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