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    David can only stare at this impossible man. Beneath the strings of lanterns that make everything look warm and soft and ethereal, Patrick is so beautiful that David can’t imagine there was a time when Patrick wasn’t known to him. When at the sight of him, David had only thought, meh, boring finance guy, instead of, You're what love is to me.

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    AU – During their time in Schitt’s Creek, Moira finds herself pregnant, again. Lottie and the other Roses help her through.

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    Patrick confesses the name of his first crush, and David loses - or wins? - a dare.

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    David and Patrick room together as Space Camp counselors in the summer of 2008.

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    As Patrick and David set up their new store, Patrick unpacks his thoughts about - and feelings toward - his new business partner.

    Takes place sometime between the early Rose Apothecary episodes.

    It's a companion piece to "Rom-Com Land", a few stories back in the Legacy series, but it's not necessary to follow. There's also a reference to "Family Name", of the same series.

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    Patrick is just trying to get through his graveyard shift working security at the airport when a passenger suddenly makes everything much more interesting. Three chapters.

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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    2/?
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    “David Rose,” he says, holding his hand out for David to shake. “I’m Patrick Brewer. So, we’re going to be neighbours, huh?”

    “I mean, I haven’t signed anything yet. There’s still time for me to change my mind.”

    OR, David makes the decision to move out of the motel and find an apartment to live in. Unfortunately, he finds his peace shattered by his new next-door neighbour, whose habits he finds incredibly hard to deal with

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    David Rose has it all: Money, status, a premier apartment with a killer view and the affection of the hottest photographer in the city. But a little voice keeps telling him there’s something missing. Will a certain Button help him figure it out?

    -- or --

    I heard “How Will I Know?” again recently and could really hear it being a David & Patrick song. This fic is the result of all the nagging thoughts that wouldn’t leave me. Fic Title and Chapter Titles are all lyrics from the song. I wanted to go in order but, alas, it didn’t happen. I’m referencing the Sam Smith version here because I feel like the mellower, sultry tones are more fitting than Whitney Houston’s upbeat, poppy rendition. This is my first fic in the fandom and it was such a delight to create.

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    11/13
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    76
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    1977
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    What starts as a persistent cold takes an unpleasant turn, throwing David and Patrick's lives into turmoil and calling their families back to Schitt's Creek.

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    2/5
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    When Moira and Johnny arrive back to their room after the incident at the creek, Moira wants to make amends to Johnny.

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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

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    6/?
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    Jake wasn’t in the habit of hiding his insecurities. David wasn’t sure he knew how.

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    Patrick enters his new bedroom at Ray's for the first time. He reflects on the past and thinks about his hope for the future.

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    While performing some improvements at the cottage, David and Patrick engage in some bad jokes and sexy times.

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    Let's be honest, I have too many ideas, and don't know what to do with them. So, I'll just dump them here, and let everyone decide if I should do them or not. Feel free to comment anything you might like to see from these stories

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    6/?
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    Patrick offers to tutor David in marketing class, but it's totally platonic... right?

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    College/university AU but Patrick is disabled.

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    14/?
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     “How’s the family? Everybody okay?” Brewer News was usually a pretty mundane, albeit complicated affair, as there were a lot of them.There were skiing, camping and fishing stories, birthday parties and anniversaries, tales of home improvement and gardening. The craziest thing that happened so far was Patrick’s cousin Trish getting into a mountain bike accident and breaking her collar bone.

    No one ever seemed to get stuck in Istanbul, had a gambling debt to settle in Monaco, or needed a fake passport out of Belarus. Which in all honestly, things David didn’t miss.

    “Everything’s fine, just fine.” Patrick smiled. “Mom and Dad are thinking about getting a new car, Maybe a Prius.”

    “Ooh-nice. Good for them.” David had no doubt that the car was blue. He also tried very hard not to sound suspicious, as this was obliviously not whatever Patrick was practically vibrating over.

    Not even a year into their marriage, and David finds himself invaded by Brewers: Patrick's favorite cousin and his family. David tries to deal, and it's not easy when this Brewer invasion includes his worst nightmare-kids. David tries his best for Patrick's sake, and is surprised that he has much in common with a small Brewer.

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    57,450
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    240
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    269
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    40
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    Inspired by stories of neighbours playing music for each other during the pandemic lockdown, this AU is set during Season 3(ish) as David works to start Rose Apothecary while Patrick, newly arrived from Toronto, isolates at the motel and passes the time by playing music. David attempts to request Mariah Carey while Patrick trolls him.

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    25,680
    Chapters:
    13/16
    Comments:
    44
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    72
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    14
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    What starts as David going on a diet for the wedding turns into something more serious.

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    48
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