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    “Can you tell me your name? I promise I won’t tell Merle if you don’t want me to.”

    “Taako.”

    “Taco?”

    “T-A-A-K-O. Taako.”

    “Oh, rad! That sounds like a cool magic wizard name.”

    Taako laughed a little. “That’s because I’m a cool magic wizard, my dude.”

    Magnus looked at him, wide-eyed.

    “You are?”

    “Hell yeah.”

    “That’s a bad word.”

    “Wizards can use bad words.”

    “Cool!”

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    174
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    TAZ Castle in the sky au
    The chapters are probs gonna be super short just letting ya know

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    13/13
    Comments:
    6
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    Sizzle It Up was one of the most popular cooking channels on Youtube, for good reason. Taako's got a star power that can't be beat, but some people would sure like to try.

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    3/?
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    32
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    47
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    4
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    377
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    Sazed kills Taako in Glamour Springs and everyone else lives. Taako remembers eveything and tries to find his friends, figure out what happened to Lup, and prepare for The Hunger while juggling death and the rules.

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    After the fight with Sazed, Taako had woken up in a hospital with his sister staring at him worriedly, moving her lips in the shape of his name, but all he could hear was some muddled, hodge-podge of meaningless noise. After telling Lup that he couldn’t hear her – Hatchi matchi, was it disorienting to speak without being about to hear yourself – she frantically summoned a healer into the room. And so, Taako the greatest chef in the world realized that he was permanently deaf for all intents and purposes.

     

     

    Finally having had enough, Taako breaks things off with Sazed. Unfortunately, Taako interrupts Sazed trying to get revenge by poisoning his customers. The ensuing fight leaves Taako deaf, which he really doesn't mind much at all. More importantly it leaves him petrified of kitchens, forcing him to leave his restaurant behind and move back in with his twin and brother-in-law.

    With his life in tatters and his vengeful ex still on the loose, Taako turns to the help of the private detective agency The Bureau of Benevolence. Can a boy detective and a tall, dark, and handsome bounty hunter really help turn things around?

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    5/?
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    272
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    41
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    Taako's face is everywhere now, but Lup hasn't spoken to him in years.

    That's why she knows something's up when he calls her at four AM from some hotel room in Vegas, trashed out of his goddamn mind.

    (Or: Taako gets hurt. Lup helps him heal this time around.)

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    19/?
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    387
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    74
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    Sazed was a tremendously busy man, and he didn’t have time for this shit. But the woman had flagged him down and promised him an absurd amount of money.

    “Is he, uh, okay?” Sazed asked. The elf tagging along with her looked dazed and confused like he didn’t really know what he was doing here. “Look, if you’re trying to just dump your--um--your trash onto me, it won’t work. I won’t have that shit, lady.”

    “I promise you, he’ll be okay. He’s perfectly okay. He’s a phenomenal cook. I’ve heard about you, from um, ‘Sizzle it Up with Sazed?’ You’re quite the sensation, aren’t you?”

    “Yes, yes, I’m extremely impressive. But are you sure he can cook?”

    (Taako hitches his wagon to a certain star.)

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    6/?
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    15
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    Taako knew he had a soulmate, at least according to the simple but elegant tattoo that wrapped down his arm. He didn't ping Sazed as someone who matched it, didn't imagine he was the kind of person he was destined to be with. After some time though, he'd begun to notice some things, and that's what people always said, right? A lot of time it wasn't obvious right away, you needed to wait and get to learn your soulmate before you realized it was them.

    Taako had a soulmate, back before Glamour Springs when his life fell apart. He had a soulmate, and it wasn't Kravitz.

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    43
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    The fic I felt needed to be written. A series of moments in Sazed's and Taako's time working together and the bad decisions they made that led to the deaths of forty people.

    In which neither party is blameless, but one did actually commit murder, so there's that.

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    5
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    130
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    An AU in which the BOB base is on earth and the security is fairly lax after the Day of Story and Song. To be quite honest I gave up after the first draft, but this was mainly a therapeutic fic to help get over my own experiences. Based loosely on Cold Lasagna, a fic by PickaFic, but more angsty

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    9
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    48
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    3
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    611
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    When his twin sister accidentally sends the kingdom of Neverwinter into an eternal and sweltering hot summer only to run off on her own, what else is Taako supposed to do but grab his best friend and follow her.

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    2/?
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    10
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    38
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    3
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    313
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    I wanna rock up in the red dress
    Say my name, I'm on the guest list
    I wanna stay right here in my fantasy
    I wanna live like you in vanity

     

    Lup and Taako have achieved stardom- and everything else that comes with that particular title. Bad boyfriends, good boyfriends, interviews, crashing, burning, the list goes on.

    OR, the rockstar au that notcrindy and I spent multiple days gushing about

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    39
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    766
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    Sometimes it makes sense: he hears a song that Sazed used to sing while he cleaned the stagecoach and it makes Taako feel like he’s back there, flouncing about after a show, letting Sazed do all of the heavy lifting. Other times it seems like he’s set off by nothing at all, just living, existing, when suddenly he feels the past like a punch to the gut.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    108
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    809
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    Different takes on a phrase as seen through the eyes of the wizard Taako from TV, and what it's meant to him over the years.

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    1/1
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    24
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    717
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    A super bizarre fic where like, lots of people fuck Brian. Yup. Welcome.

    ~
    The title while working on this, so I'd remember what it was about, was "Taz Villain Fuck", so.

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    1/1
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    The same meal in three different situations; or, the one in which time heals all Taako's wounds.

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    1/1
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    10
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    523
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    Taako doesn't know what love is supposed to feel like.
    Enter Sazed.
    When the tiefling enters his life, Taako thinks that this is what love is supposed to feel like. Maybe it's supposed to hurt. Maybe it's supposed to be angry. Maybe it's supposed to conflict.
    He's wrong.
    When Sazed exits his life, another steps in.
    With Kravitz, Taako begins to heal.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1423
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    a series of letters from taako to sazed in the aftermath of glamor springs

    (part 1 of the series of nano fills. prompts by lucretia-the-director)

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    1/1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    259
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    Day 10 of Candlenights oneshots: Baking Treats
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    Taako and Lup we're supposed to bond and make Candlenights cookies, until a horrible memory makes it's way into Taakos head. One of Sazed.
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    Part of my Candlenights series but can be read by itself

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    1,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    630
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    Prompt, from anonymous: "college AU Taako has a bad breakup, so Magnus, Lup, and really any other assortment of characters you wanna write about come over and do stereotypical "getting over a breakup" stuff with him. Bonus points for irresponsible amounts of ice cream. Bonus bonus points for lipsyncing angsty breakup songs."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    360

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