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    Britchled was an excellent planner, a perfect planner, a magnificent planner. She kept meticulous notes in a neat diary. Her home could never be considered to be anything but the most orderly smial in the Shire. At least when she was living in it.
    She filled her appointment book by the month, never leaving a relative an opportunity to come calling where she could not throw them out, pleading some prior engagement. It enraged Lobelia Sackville-Baggins to no end. Her library was organized in the same manner as the one in Imladris, allowing Britchled a stunning efficiency in her research. Even her bed was organized as the halfling never so much as kicked her sheets off due to how tightly they were pinned by the mattress. There was never a button, a bit of cloth, a piece of her strange, straight, white hair out of place when she was within the Shire. She would be the perfect image of a gentle hobbit if it were not for the times the entire Shire saw her returning, dirty, boney and worn in her great blue cloak from some adventure.
    Wizards pupil, they called her, though she hadn’t seen a wizard since she was twenty.
    The truth of the matter was; Britchled was even better at flying by the seat of her pants.

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    A Y/N x Elrond story.

     

    Y/N, a young woman living on earth suddenly gets transported to middle earth and learns the truth about her supposedly absent father and what her life was created for, is it too much or will the strength of one woman save all of Middle Earth.

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    Maeglin, at the edge of insanity and desperate to escape from Sauron’s tender mercies, resorts to the last option he has: swear Feanor’s oath, and either escape with the Silmarils or die trying.

    Honestly, either one would be fantastic at this point.

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    Elemmírë Oialëa: Lady of the House of the Golden Flower, The Eternal Light and The Lady of Rivendell.

    Illyria Strange: The Girl from Kamar-Taj and yet soon to find her own path in a world of superheroes.

    What's the similarity between these two you may ask? Well, they're both the same people and would probably fight for the one who gets the last cookie in the jar. Also, the fickle thing about reincarnation is that even though they're dead, they might just be the same person as they were before.

    - The Appendices of Elemmire/Illyria -
    -Prequel Series to The Rules of the Multiverse-

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    The way to Valinor is lost. Men and Dwarves and Elves despair in their decaying world as an old evil arises again. All of Arda stands upon the edge of a knife. And then there's Lily, a source of magic unlike any before seen in Middle-earth. And Sauron knows it. (fem!Harry, set 200 years before the events of LOTR, canon divergence, little to no romance, powerful HP magic)

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    When Maeglin returns to Gondolin, he brings a strange visitor with him.

    A collaboration with the amazing AdmirableMonster!

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    On the Isle of Balar, Gil-Galad stumbles across a book authored by Maedhros, telling of the creation of the Orcs.

    Tolkien Villains Week: Creatures And Minions Of Evil

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    The Fëantúri run a café. Shenanigans ensue. Somehow, Ungoliant is there. Somehow, no one has hit Melkor upside the head with a rolling pin. It’s all good! (We think.)

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    The War of the Ring is beginning. The One Ring has been found. Mordor is destroying itself from the inside, and Isengard--well, Isengard was going to collapse the moment Saruman switched sides. In this tale of war and the beginnings of redemption, no one comes out unscathed.

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    She should have paid attention to Uncle Wong's lesson on the rules of travelling through different dimensions. Instead, after blacking out and fighting against rogue sorcerers, she finds herself in a world that should exist on a page of her favourite childhood books.

    Now stranded, the sorceress finds herself remembering a past that she knew couldn't exist. But glimpses when she was a little girl of a white city, jewels and grey eyes: Illyria Strange begins to question what really happened before she was found in Kamar-Taj.

    Before being taken in by The Ancient One - and way before meeting Stephen Strange.

    - Set During the Events of the Hobbit -
    - Post WandaVision and Spiderman:FFH -

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    Sauron wins. Elvendom falls. And Thranduil, Galadriel, and Elrond are forced to pay the price for standing against Sauron for all those years.

    Elrond is starting to find out that the price might be too high, especially after he loses more than his dignity, pride, and hope. It isn’t enough that Sauron took all that from him, no, the dark lord takes his sons from him as well.

    Elrond gives up and nothing can bring him back from the darkness except for a fragile prince of Mirkwood who knows what it’s like to suffer at the hands of evil.

    Will they survive or will they succumb?

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    Sauron wins the War of the Ring and intends to make an example of the Fellowship. But when Legolas offers himself up in exchange for their safety, a strange series of events is set in motion.

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    Thranduil has let the Dae Elves reside in his kingdom for centuries, but he needs to meet their leader to discuss some ground rules. She’s a world renowned hunter; arrogant, sassy and rude. He finds her enfuriating.
    And he can’t stay away.
    A passionate affair, betrayal and torture follow as the two try to work out a beneficial relationship.

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    Maedhros kneels in the blood of his crew.
    Mairon gloats.

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    With The Battle of The Five Armies at an end, the people of the Western Lands look forward to restoring their homes to former glory. A King has returned to The Lonely Mountain and peace has finally been restored between Elves, Men, and Dwarves.

    For one peculiar Hobbit, his misadventures have not ended just yet. Bilbo Baggins comes face-to-face with new challenges of trying to restore his affections for Thorin Oakenshield while doing his best to also maintain his fondness for Bofur Broadbeam. All the while, he finds himself changed in ways that none of them expected.

    All that glitters isn't as gold as it seems and Bilbo comes to learn this lesson the hard way.

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    In which Maedhros seeks death in a dark, red cell, and Sauron finds a puzzle to solve.

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    When a girl from the modern world gets thrown in Middle Earth, she's being chased by a pack of orcs on the backs of wargs. She happens to be running through the very forest of Mirkwood, in the realm of the Great Elvenking, Thranduil. Things are not as they seem, however. The girl is half-elven, part human, and... part faerie? She can recall nothing other than running when she is thrown at the feet of the king himself, relying on his mercy, but... the king is a suspicious sort, and offers her a deal- to serve him by any means necessary, and she keeps her life. This story is totally non-canon and will have a lot of non-canon elements, forewarning!

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    Sometime in the Second Age, on the island of Elenna, an Elven princess finds herself within the Temple of Melkor.

    (originally written for my valentine's day oneshot collection, but i got too carried away just went absolutely fucking off the rails with this AU. tolkien have mercy on me.)

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    After losing her father, Calanthe has to make a family of her own

    Will have a sadder version and a happier version

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    There is a lot of things that can happen when you are a spirit in the afterlife

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