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    Stefon is sick inside and going all cross-eyed like an old cat. He thought the night sky made him invincible, but really he's just another addict with a deathwish.
    But Stefon doesn't mind too much — the Lower Lower East side has it's own embalmer anyways.

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    Tragically losing his parents in childhood, Dr. Daniel Lane develops a fascination with death and dedicates himself to helping the terminally ill and the mourning process their pain. Meeting and marrying Chloe in college, they work past religious repression and enjoy a complex doctor/patient role play based on the outdated treatment of hysteria.

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    This Voice which spoke in Morrigan’s head, however, was not hers. Did not belong. And yet, as the Voice repeated, Morrigan; in those three syllables, she felt known.

    Greg evaluates the female. 34.2 percent body fat. Muscle mass minimal. A poor feed.

    Inhales.

    Beneath the soap and scent and all the other ridiculosity humans smother on themselves, Greg gleans peaking estrogen. Her pituitary gland a geyser in his multifaceted gaze which saw beyond limits of light and color. Temperature 37.27 Celsius. No sign of infection or illness.

    Ovulation pending.

    Greg considers her age. Older than ideal for this species and their inconveniently short span of fertility, but within range. Her breasts. Waist to hip ratio. She’s never carried young. Currently no semen in her system. So competing males not present for a minimum of five days.

    If his flat expression were capable of such things, Greg would smile.

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    When plus size model Morrigan Blair goes on 'Game Time with Randy and Greg' for an interview, she faces an otherworldly experience with Greg the Alien.

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    All the other adjacents I've done . Clydeland has it's own showcase.

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    Stefon gyrated with the fitful finesse of a feather in a hurricane. Failing to anticipate his swerves, Seth anchored to his love handles, tentatively searching for the lighthouse of Stefon within the storm.

    Closing the gap, Stefon aligned their hips. Wave of his body lapping the shores of Seth’s uncertainty. And fingers rowing him closer, Seth acclimated to the tide of their lust.

    Knees bent and foreheads united, Stefon created a cowl around Seth with quivering arms. “Seth…”

    Were he not mesmerized by Stefon’s lips, the single syllable would have been lost in the club’s rowdiness.

    But Seth saw. Heard. Palms snaking up Stefon’s back. Breath shared and warm and sour.

    “Kiss me.”

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    After their Weekend Update slot for St. Patrick's Day, Seth invites Stefon out to a bar with the cast, only to end up at one of New York's hottest clubs. But when Stefon leaves him for a fresh fix, Seth is crushed. Seeking a dazed Stefon the next morning, Seth begs him to get help for his addiction.

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    Kylux Adjacent Month, Day 16: Kink Discovery
    Techienician

    In which Matt's hero worship becomes part of his kink.

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    Kylux Adjacents Month, Day 8 - Pillow Talk
    Cameron/Doofus

    Doofus helps Cameron with a bit of "improv."

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    A little sketch I wrote

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    Weekend Update segment written as a screenplay script :)

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    Anonymous asked:
    It’s sundress season so all I can think about is being Matty’s pretty goody two-shoes girlfriend and wearing one because it’s comfortable and breezy but oops he’s feral so he came in me before I returned home to my parents and hopefully the dress hides all the scratches and bruises and his cum rolling down my inner thighs ☺️

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    30/?
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    "I don't care about any of this, baby. I don't care what they say or how much they claim to know us, because they don't. But I do. And I know that it's meant to be us."

    Stefon exhaled shakily. "Seth, my pairing day is tomorrow."

    "So is mine. But I don't give a fuck. I just want you."

    "Failure to comply could result in banishment," Stefon's app suddenly piped up. Seth reached down and grabbed the phone, then tossed it against the wall opposite, shattering it.

    "I just want you," Seth repeated.

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    "We can't date each other," Stefon protests. "We just spent the entire night talking about how fucked up we both are and how neither of us has ever had a healthy relationship."

    "So we'll be friends," Seth offers.

    Stefon gives him a disbelieving look. "You really think we can just be friends?"

    "There's no 'just' about it. Being friends is good - great, even."

    Stefon still looks hesitant, but after a moment, he nods. "Fine. We'll be friends."

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    He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.

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    GameStop employee Rey can’t help but notice the super-nervous DILF browsing the Fortnite section. When she sees how flustered she makes Mr. McTavish, a lonely single dad, Rey decides to give him some extra special customer service after her shift.

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    Doofus and Frank have moved to NYC to strike it big! Too bad Doofus is too horny to focus on the big goal.

    Instead he finds his future love through the power of horniness and a few miscommunications.

    Techie is sad that his usual hookups aren't available. He usually only tops big guys with his huge dick. But this Douglas is so cute and eager, Techie makes an exception for once.

    Matt is mentioned in the story and is only in the epilogue.

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    Techie pleases himself and his boyfriend Matt by cosplaying Asuka Langley from Evangelion and letting his beloved fingerfuck him in public.

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    Techie se complace a sí mismo y a su novio Matt haciendo cosplay de Asuka Langley de Evangelion y dejando que su amado le meta los dedos en público.

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    Bryan is an easy man to love, but his slow tempo can make intimacy frustrating. Taking it upon herself to remove him from as much outside anxiety as possible, Bryan's girlfriend surprises him with a weekend trip to an isolated cabin so he can hopefully feel comfortable enough to move at his own pace.

    *** Based on the music video-style SNL skit “Slow” (video on youtube), requested on tumblr ***

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    Leila is a UNIQUE girl. She doesn't condemn to the stereotypes of her kingdom and as the heir to the throne, she needs to hide her true personality. As she starts sneaking out to the overgrown forest and meets a boy from the rival kingdom, she starts to experience what it means to be in 'love'. Until it all goes wrong ... of course.

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