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Stefon is sick inside and going all cross-eyed like an old cat. He thought the night sky made him invincible, but really he's just another addict with a deathwish.
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Skinny Jeanz! ;p by loosenoodlepoodledoodle
Fandoms: NewJeans (Korea Band), IRRIS (Korea Band), REDSQUARE (Band), GOOD DAY (Korea Band), Cignature (Band), BLACKPINK (Band), Saturday Night Live RPF
09 Aug 2022
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From one new girl group to another: Sparks Fly!
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Mars Attacks: Simpsons by Beta_Mat_86
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Mars Attacks! (1996), Spice Girls, Saturday Night Live RPF, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
23 Jul 2022
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The Gnard Martians are back, and Springfield is in their way. The Rigelians and the Paec Martians go to Springfield to join the fight. What will it take for the infamous Simpson family to become the hero Springfield needs?
(R.I.P. Norm MacDonald, 1959-2021)
_Yes, I know, I had to replace Norm with Tracy, due to a policy regardless of the dead._
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Bill and Citra play with a Fleshlight that one of his former castmates sent him as a joke. A few days later, Bill takes Citra to an industry party, where she has a few too many drinks. When Bill turns down her offer of drunken sex, they have their first argument, talk it out, and then make up in the morning.
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- Part 8 of Picture Perfect
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Feel You, Need You by DRHPaints
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, Bill Hader - Fandom, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
12 Jul 2022
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“But there’s, um...there’s something else.” Bill’s eyes fell to the table before dashing to Madeline. “So I–I’ve never…I’ve never been with a man, and Madeline here,” He took her hand. “She was kind enough to say she’d be up for us inviting someone to join us. You know, in, um...in the bedroom, and, uh...I really,” Swallowing down his doubts, blotches of embarrassment underlaid Bill’s whiskers. “I really want it to be with someone I trust.” He ascended into Richie’s evening eyes, and half a second passed before the request dawned.
Glancing between Bill and Madeline, Richie’s mouth formed an ‘O’ of shock, then flat contemplation. A secret, lopsided smile tagging along after .“And the two of you...you’ve discussed this? You’re sure?”
“Yes.” They answered in unison.
Slowly nodding, Richie surveyed their intent, albeit nervous, faces. “Well, okay then.” He wiggled his dark brows above his lenses. “I’m in.”
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Nervous about discussing his sexual orientation with his girlfriend Madeline, Bill is relieved when she's accepting. And after Madeline suggests they invite a man into their bedroom so Bill can have a new experience, he has only one person in mind: Richie Tozier.
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The Girl Next Door by JillianHoltzmannAU
Fandoms: Kate McKinnon - Fandom, Ghostbusters (2016)
11 Jul 2022
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Kate McKinnon has a new neighbour move into her quiet neighbourhood, what could go wrong? But what could go right?
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Once In A Life... by JillianHoltzmannAU
Fandoms: Ghostbusters (2016), Kate McKinnon - Fandom
11 Jul 2022
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Kate McKinnon + her new co-star fall in love while filming a Ghostbusters sequel.
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I'd Like To Thank... by DRHPaints
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
30 Jun 2022
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When Bill and Richie first came out many, understandably, thought it was a joke. Two long-time comedy buddies, suddenly lovers? In fact, Richie suspected some continued to write it off as a gag up until their wedding day. But old news now, when they stepped out together, no one blinked twice.
Taking their seats, Bill and Richie shared an armrest and waited for the show to begin. Soon ‘Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special’ flashed on screen, followed by a short clip from Richie’s 'Taking Out the Trash' stand-up. Bill squeezed his hand and smiled at Richie, whose expression flattened as he swallowed past the lump in his throat.
“And the Emmy goes to..."
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Longtime couple Bill Hader and Richie Tozier attend the Emmys, both winning before they go home to make love and reflect on the history of their relationship.
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Little Blurry Stars by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL)
29 Jun 2022
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Stefon gyrated with the fitful finesse of a feather in a hurricane. Failing to anticipate his swerves, Seth anchored to his love handles, tentatively searching for the lighthouse of Stefon within the storm.
Closing the gap, Stefon aligned their hips. Wave of his body lapping the shores of Seth’s uncertainty. And fingers rowing him closer, Seth acclimated to the tide of their lust.
Knees bent and foreheads united, Stefon created a cowl around Seth with quivering arms. “Seth…”
Were he not mesmerized by Stefon’s lips, the single syllable would have been lost in the club’s rowdiness.
But Seth saw. Heard. Palms snaking up Stefon’s back. Breath shared and warm and sour.
“Kiss me.”
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After their Weekend Update slot for St. Patrick's Day, Seth invites Stefon out to a bar with the cast, only to end up at one of New York's hottest clubs. But when Stefon leaves him for a fresh fix, Seth is crushed. Seeking a dazed Stefon the next morning, Seth begs him to get help for his addiction.
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Electric Love (Bill Hader) by eviemichelle
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Saturday Night Live, andy samberg - Fandom, Funny - Fandom, Romance - Fandom
19 Jun 2022
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After working at SNL for years, you and your friend Bill get closer when you finally get hired as a lead actress. (This story is Bill Hader x Reader)
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Getting Lost in You by MultiFandomDrabbles1998
Fandoms: Barry (TV 2018), Bill Hader - Fandom
11 Jun 2022
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Nobody has ever bothered to remember Barry’s birthday. Jade wants to make it extra special.
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If I Could Melt Your Heart by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
07 Jun 2022
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When Nell asked Bill what he wanted for his birthday, he responded with that slow, sexy smirk. Starting as a twist on his wide mouth and ending as a twinkle in his blue eyes and never failing to make Nell tingle. “It’s a surprise.”
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To celebrate turning 44, Bill asks his partner Nell, who is non-binary transfeminine, if they would like to engage in temperature play while being tied up and Nell is glad to make his wishes come true.
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- Part 36 of Kinky Bill One Shots
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Siri for the Car by iloveyouandilikeyou
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live RPF
03 Jun 2022
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A little sketch I wrote
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 374
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 18
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St. Patty's Day With Stefon by iloveyouandilikeyou
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live RPF
02 Jun 2022
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Weekend Update segment written as a screenplay script :)
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- English
- Words:
- 404
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 48
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Early morning without warning. by MultiFandomDrabbles1998
Fandoms: Barry (TV 2018), Bill Hader - Fandom
31 May 2022
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Good morning, Barry Berkman.
(Barry needs Cassie in ways she can’t help. So he takes what ways she can help)
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Kate McKinnon One Shots by coda0666
Fandoms: Kate McKinnon - Fandom, Saturday Night Live RPF
21 May 2022
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imagines of kate mckinnon and her characters (mainly debra hammer, jess carr, jillian holtzmann, and morgan freeman, but requests are welcome).
updates are few and far between, sorry. constructive criticism is appreciated.
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My Weakness is Laid Bare by unacceptable_lobster
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
17 May 2022
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He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.
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You Remembered by JillianHoltzmannAU
Fandoms: Kate McKinnon - Fandom, Ghostbusters (2016)
16 May 2022
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Kate McKinnon + her neighbour Celeste have the best friendship, but was it always destined to be something more?
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Joystick by infinitegalaxies for LexiRayne2187
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Fortnite Squad - SNL Sketch, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live Sketches
14 May 2022
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GameStop employee Rey can’t help but notice the super-nervous DILF browsing the Fortnite section. When she sees how flustered she makes Mr. McTavish, a lonely single dad, Rey decides to give him some extra special customer service after her shift.Series
- Part 4 of Infinite DILFs
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The Write Match // B.H. by theresadazzlinghaze
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Saturday Night Live, SNL - Fandom
11 May 2022
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Meredith Elliot, a writer who gets hired by Saturday Night Live, is a hardworking, determined woman who will not let anyone get in her way. She loves the excitement of writing something new every week, but there is one thing she cannot stand about it. The celebrities. After writing a hit sketch, Meredith is forced to work with cast members, such as Bill Hader, to create characters and sketches. She treats the jobs as she would any other writing assignment. That is until she goes out after a show one Saturday night.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,767
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 110