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    A Renly Baratheon SI that tries to be truly realistic. As Lord Paramount of the Stormlands can I keep my head attached? Is going for the throne a good idea? And WTF am I going to do about the White Walkers?

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    “Do you like them?” Loras Tyrell turned slightly so that Renly could see what he was wearing.

    “The clothes?” Renly clarified.

    “Obviously the clothes.”

    "I do," Renly laughed. "A lot." And seeing that he was still being given the time of day, he decided to push his luck. “But I was wondering, perhaps, if I could potentially see you without the clothes?”

    "Without the clothes?" Loras Tyrell just smirked a little wickedly at him. “I’d suggest Google," he said. “Or, if you don’t like the internet, you could try Cosmo. The second issue in March last year to be precise.”

    Renly laughed. “Well, you know, that’s not really what I had in mind.”

    “Is it not?” There was just a hint of a smile on his face.

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    Ned: Will you marry me?
    Robert: Yes!
    ................................................
    Theon: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?
    Sandor: You just called Captain Stark dad; you said thanks, dad.
    Theon: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
    Ned: Do you see me as a father figure, Greyjoy?
    Theon: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
    Jeor: Hey! You show your father some respect!

    I had to delete some tags just so you know.

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    Jon Snow takes a DNA test, only to have an unexpected result send him across the continent to meet his biological siblings. Meanwhile, a sudden breakup has Robb making the decision to experiment with men in an effort to get over his fiancé.

    The Stark brothers are in for a wild two weeks.

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    Kinktober Day Four // Crossdressing

    "It angered him that his sexuality was an issue at all. As far as he was concerned, who he decided to sleep with was his business alone."
    —Christina Westover, Precipice

    Satin dresses as a woman to seduce his King.

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    He feels nothing but cold, but the darkness does not overcome him.

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    What if Satin, dressed in finery, draped himself next to Jon and whispered saccharine words into his ear? What if he giggled at the right moments and fed Jon bites of fruit and pastries? These women weren’t so different from him, after all.

    Jon would probably still be happier if Satin was far, far away.

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    Sansa died, a brother’s blade through her heart, and yet her eyes opened to a bright light and a gentle smile.

    Sent back to Winterfell with the words of a god ringing in their ears, Sansa and her siblings are determined to not make the same mistakes a second time around.

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    8/?
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    “Speaking of soliciting dick, when’s your boytoy showing up?” Satin, who had gotten up and made for the vacuum in the mudroom, sighed loudly. “Can you not refer to Jon as my boytoy? Pretty please?”

    “My apologies, I meant to say your man-toy.”

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    the gang has a movie night and they're all happy and nobody suffers whatsoever because it's what they deserve

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    After abandoning his post to join the losing side of the War of Targaryen Unification, Captain Jaime Lannister fled to the edges of civilization. Nowadays he doesn’t consider himself an outlaw so much as operating in the spaces between laws. Transporting vaguely-described cargo while turning a blind eye, scavenging for parts, search and retrieval-- anything someone with funds needs doing. He’s got a good crew by his side, and even if they do occasionally have to shoot their way out of a bad situation they’ve got a decent life for themselves.

    Until a tall blond doctor with a large suspicious crate books passage to the Twins with Jaime. Then things get interesting.

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    Sansa Stark has fled Winterfell, and has reunited with Jon Snow. His army plans to take back Winterfell and the control of the North. A raven carries a message, a promise of a meeting on the wind. Sansa and Brienne of Tarth ride to Molestown to meet with Petyr Baelish. She thinks she understands Petyr Baelish more now than ever, after her treatment at Ramsay's hands. She comes to this meeting with ideas of her own.

    Canon divergence from the scene in Molestown.

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    32/?
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    Jon Snow is having a bad time. His girlfriend Ygritte kicked him out, he has to share a crappy college apartment with his cousins Bran and Rickon, and to top it all off, he just lost his job at Night's Watch Security. His best friend Sam Tarly is also having a bad time. After losing his own job, he can't afford to send his wife Gilly back to veterinary school, his father Randyll's remarriage to a MUCH younger woman is the talk of the town, and his mother has just discovered the joys of Tinder. But after Gilly attends a wild bachelorette party, Jon hatches an idea to make a quick buck: stripping!
    Along with their old boss Alliser Thorne, IT consultant Edd, and Arya's client Satin, the two friends began practicing their dance moves and drumming up local interest in their show. But can Sam overcome his shyness and rekindle the spark with Gilly? Will Jon patch things up with Ygritte, or pursue a new love? And will our five reluctant dancers truly be willing to bare the full monty when the time comes?

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    8/?
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    Werewolves are not scary creatures from legend, in fact, they are ridiculous half of the time. A fact their partners know very well indeed.

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    Three times it was only two of them, and one time it was all three.

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    theon is trying to work. robb is trying to make friends. jon is trying to keep his head down. margaery is trying to get with robbs' pretty sister. stannis is trying to run a store, but his employees aren't making it easy.

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    5,132
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    3/?
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    Jon and Satin, after his resurrection.

    (Originally posted on my Tumblr, if you want to like and reblog from there.)

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    Jon is a lawyer in his mid-twenties, living a life filled with work and little else, desperate to grow beyond his family name. And, his apartment has a spare room.

    Enter Satin, his new roommate.

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    2/?
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    Jon’s throat felt rough, like soil. “You were hurt.”

    Satin’s smile then was wry, nearly sardonic. “I was trying to protect you.” He looked at his hands, black eyes wet in the firelight. “Too late.”

    “No, you weren’t,” Jon said.

    The last stars winked down.


    Jon Snow rises catatonic from his tomb three days into the siege of Hardin’s Tower. Satin, sworn to protect his lord, takes him north of the Wall where the Watch will not look for them.

    To care for the dead is a thankless task.

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    Satin is freakishly charming- its the only thing Sansa can think of that explains why the fuck he and Jon are in her car.
    (Margaery will later sigh tiredly over the phone and tell her she needs to work on her mothering complex)

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    6/7
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    When Jon wakes, the first thing he sees is Satin looking down at him; his pretty, dark eyes are filled with tears.

    “I....died.”

    Satin nods, “And I kept my watch.”

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    26,640
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    82
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    215
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    3313

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