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    "Lyon, France, December 8th, 2017.

    Don’t get me wrong, I love my city (I mean, who doesn’t?), but early December is filled with tourists and it’s quite annoying. Oh of course, la Fête des Lumières (internationally known as the festival of lights, I think?) always offers breathtaking shows even if they’re quite short and played on loops so people can see them the whole time but it’s a tourist magnet now. It used to happen only in the evening of December 8th and we liked it that way but they decided to make it last four days in 1999 and here we are now. Once the night falls, you better prepare your best English accent (you never saw the dozens of buses full of foreign visitors parked in long lines on bridges crossing le Rhône and it shows, so trust me when I say you might have better luck with English) and brace yourself for crowded streets."

    Or: How Jean found himself attracted to a beautiful stranger's light at the festival of lights

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    When you hear the name Sasha Waybright… What words do you typically associate with her? Manipulative… a backstabber… maybe you even consider her a bad friend. This silly little story is meant to explore a world where Sasha is left without her two friends and her navigation through it.

    After defeating King Andrias with her two best friends, they are ready to end their adventure, Finally ready to go back home. But when Sasha steps into the portal, she is surprised to find herself being the only one of the three back in their California home. Distraught and a little angry Sasha tries to stay on the right path as she reintegrates into Saint James Middle School and we explore her relationship with her parents. Luckily there is one thing holding her together: the letters she’s received from her two friends who are working hard on creating a new portal to get back home so that she can complain about how everyone sucks. But until then, she’ll have to settle for scribbling her words down on a composition notebook.

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    4/?
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    44
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    11
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    452
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    See, the truth of the world is that not all men are created equal. This is a cruel truth that has been around since before and after the age of quirks began. Izuku knew this better than anyone considering he was of the dwindling percentage of those who are born without a quirk.

    With the stress of that status hanging around his neck, it's not a surprise when he finally snaps. After all, a fist can still punch quirk or no quirk.

    ****or***

    A rainy day and a cat cafe can change the course of a lot of events.

     

    (Please do not post my work onto other sites and platforms.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    1004
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    242
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    If you're gonna conquer earth, don't send an easily conquerable soldier.

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    Harry feels great, honestly. He’s got a loyal group of friends, big plans for the future, and he thinks he’s finally gotten the hang of how other people show emotions and how to use those emotions to get what he needs.

    Plus now there’s an exciting tournament happening, Snape’s darkening mark means Harry might get his chance for revenge on Voldemort sooner rather than later, and the new Defense Professor is an absolute bloodthirsty genius.

    So Harry’s great.

    It’s just that Severus Snape is not doing so great. He worries if his ward will survive a year filled with danger, masked enemies, and changes happening quickly within the student body.

     

    Welcome back to Year Four.
    Let’s see some chaos, yeah?

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    English
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    27,232
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    172
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    264
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    Varian, a troubled teen is stuck in a spiral of abuse and mistreatment. How is he supposed to be expected to act correctly if no one had ever treated him right? In a final attempt to help Varian, the cafe owner across the street takes him under his wing to work. However, it might be too much for him to chew.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    7
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    17
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    3
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    Their third year celebration party Kirishima keeps leaving his phone unattended and Monoma keeps filling his camera roll with bad selfies.

    Kirishima thinks Monoma is cute and is more than happy to see roughly one thousand new photos in his camera roll as both classes play party games and are just stupid.

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    2,676
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    1
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    "In all honesty, it always comes down to that one thing Ian Curtis once said. Love really will tear us apart man, just love. And essay deadlines, which you can thank your boyfriend for."

    (just some goth!Gerard and asshole teacher!Frank in a not-so-harmless highschool AU.)

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    4/?
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    Jason's days having been filled with anything exciting since he ascended Mt. Othrys and destroyed the Black Throne of Kronos, and single-handedly vanquished Krios. Despite having graduated from the University of New Rome, Jason was unable to find a job in his field. Not wanting to go home to Camp Jupiter, and needing to make ends meet, Jason took a job in a call center. He spends his days bored and wishing for something more, and the guy that keeps calling in sounds like a disaster. But he's funny, sarcastic - there's never a dull moment when he calls in. Jason has spent the last six months thinking about him, and half hopes that he calls in that day just to brighten it up. But how can he feel this way? He's never even met the guy before? He had to stop thinking about Percy Jackson; he had to.

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    Um I suck at these, but here it goes. I've been sitting on this idea for a while, what if I basically just took the songs from Falsettos and made them each their own chapter? Some songs I'm cutting cause I've got no idea how to do them and would like to keep my sanity. Others are gonna be 2 songs in one chapter. Also this is majorly long so we're in for a long ride. There's gonna be a lot of different POVs throughout as well, and it'll be indicated in the notes of the chapter.
    I'm pretty sure this isn't a super original idea, however, I'm gonna do my best to make it my own. Namely, I'm giving Whizzer a bit more backstory and more of his POV. We get some in Falsettos, but we can always have more so, here you go I guess.
    Thank you for reading in advance, this project has already turned into my baby so please be nice.

    The art in both Chapter 1, Chapter 14, 24, and (upcoming) Chapter 30, was done by @blueskylarkart (on both Instagram and Tumblr) she was so nice the whole time, and she's a very talented artist.

    (~~~~~~~~~ is POV shift, the line is scene/time change)

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    Everyone in the galaxy knows that Jedi and Mandalorians mix about as well as water and oil. After the Massacre of Galidraan, the discovery (and execution) of the Sith lords hiding in plain sight, the Senate is in turmoil. They can't let the word 'Sith' be heard in public for fear of riots and uprisings, but they still need a scapegoat. Enter one Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan, and caught in the middle of whatever storm is brewing.

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    41,231
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    2174
    Bookmarks:
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    A new Imperial Base looms on the forefront of progress in the fight for freedom. It will take a special rebel crew to be able to turn the tide of the war and support may come from unexpected places.

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    Chapters:
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    Agraciado, inteligente, sarcástico y un poco cínico.

    "Harry Potter, futuro antihéroe y amo del mundo".

    A veces, el destino que cargas en los hombros no es inevitable, pero Harry, terco como es, buscará la forma de sortearlo con ingenio e imaginación. Una historia donde la moral es una línea borrosa por ratos, donde pecar de inocente es posible y amores poco convencionales convergen. Todo, alrededor de Harry Potter, el niño que vivió para ser fabuloso.

    O: Harry Potter tiene muchas ideas descabelladas y las personas que lo rodean sólo pueden seguirle la corriente.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    22
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    Baekhyun got invited to one of these famous cocktail partys of Kim Junmyeon, his best friends boyfriend. But when Sehun heard, that Baekhyun wants to come in jeans and t-shirt he send him to this cute Tailor he knows. Baekhyun didn't knew that he will recieve so much more than a nice suit.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
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    4
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    Not all men are created equal.
    Izuku thought it was time for that to change.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    150
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    [ 𝐌𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ]

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    Draco didn't expect his return to London to be a nightmare for him. He was furious when he discovered that his grandfather had been killed in their mansion and found out that he had nothing to claim anymore. Manor, estate, company, and even the entire Malfoy family property have been handed over to Harry Potter, the next leader of the world's dangerous mafia group.

    Draco tried different ways to get his revenge. However, it was hopeless when the first time he met Harry's dark eyes, that man had managed to awaken something inside of him.

    Because of that, Draco felt even worse. He must choose between following his sense to seek revenge or giving in to sinful desire.

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    This is not your usual ordinary romance story. This is a twisted story with shadows lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

    ⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠️
    This story might be implying something called "Stockholm Syndrome"
    Dark!Harry; Innocent!Draco

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    29
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    10
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    274
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    Deku makes a chat and throws everyone and their significant others in it

    I'm not even sorry for this monstrosity

    SexyBroccoli has added BlastyBitch, RockBeatsPaper, Pika-Pii, ZeroMoneys and 14 others to Gaylando Florida

     

    BlastyBitch: I'm gonna fuck your ass

    SexyBroccoli: Don't you mean fuck my ass up?

    BlastyBitch: Did I fucking stutter?
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    There's no real order to these so you can just pick random chapters if you're looking for a laugh

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    English
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    19,609
    Chapters:
    37/?
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    505
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    77
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    Fifth year is starting and Draco Malfoy is bored. He doesn't have much to look forward to. His friends decide to spice things up and challenge him with a dare he can't refuse. He has to get inside a boy's pants. Any boy. Nobody said it had to be the Golden Boy. But you know Draco Malfoy likes a challenge, and if a challenge is what you want, what's better than Harry Potter?

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    Chapters:
    6/9
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    17
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    99
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    26
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    3246
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    To be within the favors of God in her island, Marvey needed to follow three simple rules.

    1) Don't be curious and ask questions
    2) Never leave the island or interact with outsiders
    3) Be unwaveringly strong

    If she could follow these conditions, then God would bestow her with the honor of the islands history and culture. She would be revered all throughout the island. Yet, not all is as it seems and Marvey is running out of time.

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    English
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    1,523
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Draco is infuriated that someone is writing thinly veiled erotica about him and Potter. It’s being published in The Quibbler, but Luna refuses to tell him the identity of the author! He has no choice but to contact Harry Potter, who reluctantly agrees to help him solve the mystery.

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    English
    Words:
    20,193
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    839

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