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    He shrieks and stumbles backward on instinct, slipping in the soapy water. His arms flail out in hopes of catching himself, but instead he snags the shower curtain and ends up ripping it free from the rod as he crashes to the ground. A split second later, the metal rod smacks into his nose.

    “...Ow.”

     

    Or, Peter thinks he’s being haunted, and Tony’s just trying to get through the week.

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    Steve and Thor disagree about which one of them gets to lead. It might be Steve's first time doing it, but Thor is an old pro at it and pretty adamant that he's in charge. Steve doesn't back down and is determined to get his way even if he has to fight dirty to win.

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    The real slim spidey@SMO
    I was told not to get a Twitter; I legally couldn’t hear so it B like that

    McMuffin @ilikefood
    Yo is this the real deal?
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    Spidey gets a twitter, he was told not too, so he has no rights

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    17/?
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    He couldn't care less when they gave up on him. His mother turned her back on him. His best friend became his bully. Heros frowned at him. His quirk tried to end him. What else should he add? He sold his soul to something worse than a devil.

     

    And you know what, he doesn't give a flying frick since he'll become a hero just to shove his success in their faces.

    P.S: Izuku ended his life at the age of fifteen, so; so long sucker.

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    5/?
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    BTS Gang AU with angst and Premium Crack.

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    “Oh. Well. Thanks.” Really, what else is there to say when you’ve just been quasi-recruited to the deadliest gang in Seoul, which turns out to be composed of a guy who’s at least 75% dimple, a Victoria’s Secret model, and some grumpy green haired emo?

    It’s been a weird day.

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    5/?
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    11
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    Tony was blessed with a healthy baby boy, and for once in his life, was actually happy.
    Until everything derailed and he had to send his son away to keep him safe, because those related to the Stark family, one of the worlds biggest and most targeted families in the black market, always end up hurt.
    With a new name and identity that Tony himself doesn't know, the young baby was wiped off the map, his existence erased, never to be heard of again.
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    Years later, Anti-hero Iron Man meets a local superhero vigilante and Tony becomes surprisingly close with young Peter Parker.

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    4/?
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    This girl was all kinds of suspicious, Shikaku thought to himself. He was sure her alibi was right, she didn't understand a word, but she was clever. Even the way she sits, she was sitting just like his son, not unlike anyone else would sit but he could tell the difference. She was coping him.

    She had been running all of her life, now that her family is gone, she runs by herself. But she is found by humans again. Animals are a lot nicer but these humans... aren't so bad. What is a shinobi anyways?
    ( I suck at summaries I promise it's better)

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    14/?
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    When a villain blew up Midoriya Izuku’s apartment complex at the age of nine, everyone believed Endeavor when he said the boy was dead. Except he wasn’t.
    With two best friends at his side, and six years of vigilantism under his belt, he decides they’re going to Yuuei. As vigilantes. This is going to be fun.
    (Wow I suck at summaries)

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    Peter’s replaced with his 26-year-old self and the Avengers try to bring their twink back. They learn a lot throughout the whole ordeal. Lots of bonding and revelations ensue.

    *COMPLETE :)*

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    5/?
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    Clint wins a weekend getaway at an up-north cabin and wants to invite Phil. However, considering that rejection is a very real thing, he decides he's not going to say anything to Phil that's even remotely connected to the way he feels about the handler. Fortunately, the universe is having none of that crap and sends in Nat and Wanda to save the day.

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    Fire and water, two halves of a whole, the Yin to the Yang.

    Two siblings, separated when their home was destroyed by evil, are brought back together through the work of fate and the collision of their worlds. Their ordinary lives end when the power of fire and water are awakened, and they are taken into the world of Magix, where many adventures and a growing darkness await.

    Life at Alfea College of Fairies will be far from smooth, that's for sure.

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    1/?
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    Almost immediately after the war, Harry Potter took his godson and Andromeda and left England behind. He returned five, nearly six, years later; changed, healed, and a very different man altogether. Now an extremely handsome bachelor in his late twenties, and with a promising career at the Ministry, he suddenly finds his life turned upside down after unexpectedly bumping into his former school nemesis, Draco Malfoy, Prosecutor Extraordinaire.

    Is Harry going to be able to stay away from Draco? Does he even want to? And exactly how will Draco react once he discovers how the Saviour prefers to spend his free time?

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    Will is a witch in desperate need of a familiar.
    Hannibal is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    Pidge the Paladin (known also as Agent P) is an agent for O.W.C.A. (the Organisation Without a Cool Acronym) and dedicated to helping keep the world safe. She does this by stopping the "nefarious” schemes of “Evil Genius” Lance McClain, founder of Lance McClain Evil Inc. and evil invention tester for L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. (the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness). Armed with the best untested equipment L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. can supply him with, Lance will work tirelessly on his plans for global conquest, unless it's on the weekends, after 5pm or if he’s takes a personal day. Taking over the world is all fine and dandy but a good work-life balance is essential.

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    A one-shot book filled with all sorts of goodies for a bunch of fandoms and ships!

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    38/?
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    Over 80% of the population of earth over the years gained special powers called quirks.
    While the remaining 20% where powerless known as quirkless and looked down upon and either pushed aside or stepped on by society or those with weak quirks to help inflate their ego.
    But over the years quirkless people started to disappear going missing either at the age of four either a month or a year after there fourth birthday.
    Due to this people started to worry about there trust in heroes.
    If they couldn't keep track of a few quirkless then how could they trust there own lives with heroes.
    Izuku Midoriya just so happened to be one of the few quirkless people that go missing his disappearance out of all the cases has been the most different.

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    14,286
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    9/?
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    Izuku Midoriya, a young entrepreneur who opened his own flower shop in a small beach city, finds something he never imagined on his daily commute to work. With a shimmering flash of red and white, Midoriya has no idea what's coming to him in this light hearted adventure. Full of laughs and love, (even if the waves are quite rough to begin) this fic dives into a fun filled adventure on a search for a soulmate.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Harry is outed during the summer before 8th year and is forced to room with a girl. Enter Pansy Parkinson.

     

    "I don't want to room with a girl. I want to room with Ron," he said. "Besides, this is ridiculous! I've never messed around with anyone at Hogwarts."

    Now it was McGonagall's eyebrow that lifted at him.

    A slight blush tinged Harry's cheeks and he fought to keep it from going full down his neck as he remembered the prefects bathroom in 4th year. "Fine," he amended, "I've never messed around with anyone in Gryffindor."

    McGonagall pursed her lips.

    "Oh bloody- any men in Gryffindor then," he said, "I've never messed around with any men in Gryffindor."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    Louis não devia se masturbar tanto vendo as fotos do Instagram de seu primo, Harry.

    Ou aquela em que Louis e Harry são primos de consideração que foram criados juntos, mas separados quando Louis tinha cinco anos e Harry oito.
    Louis é um alfa que não se parece nem um pouco com um - ele usa óculos, é pequeno, tem voz fina e é um babaca - e Harry é seu primo ômega gostoso que posta fotos seminuas no Instagram.

    Ou ainda aquela em que Louis está indo passar alguns dias na casa de seu primo ômega, Harry, que ele não vê desde que tinha cinco anos, apenas por fotos que o cacheado posta em seu Instagram.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Izuku's lack of quirk took his father away. Izuku's curse took his mother from him too.
    In an unfair world, Izuku learns that his quirk takes away everything he loves.
    Upset from what fate has to offer, he takes a path that will allow Midoriya to give people everything his quirk took from him.

    Even if he's not a hero.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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