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    A Klance Flower shop AU! Based off this prompt: Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says "How do I passive-aggressively say f*** you in flower?"

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    English
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    24/24
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    Hello, my friends! Starting from today I will be writing a one-shot every day based on some Christmas prompts I found on Instagram. I hope I can actually write them all and not give up halfway through or something! Anyway, here's the one-shots for ya!

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    English
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    8,376
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    15/22
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    39
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    6
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    It has been two years since Team Cap refused to sign the Accords and went rogue. They all thought that the whole incident would blow over and Tony would call them back and apologize. Nope. Instead, he created a new Avengers team. One that supports him and doesn't keep life-changing secrets from him.

    When the rogues come back Tony doesn't need them. They really should check their egos.

    DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. THEY ALL BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, FOX, AND/OR SONY.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    15
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    4
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    After the birth of his daughter due to rape, Yuuri has decided to fight the system that swept it under the rug. With his mate Victor's support along with the entire skate family, Yuuri stands up for omega rights and against the fettishizing of male omegas while reclaiming his place in the figure skating world. The skate couple have to learn how to balance family and skating and the battles before them, but Yuuri is nothing if not stubborn...and Victor would do anything for his Yuuri.

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    43,516
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    491
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    421
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    One day Pidge randomly decides that she wants a squad.

    It's all downhill from there.

     

    lank: i just saw an ad for hot pockets
    lank: and
    lank:I read it as
    lank: "thot pockets"
    lank: and I h8 myself
    burb: THOT POCKETS
    kink: Petition to rename hot pockets to thot pockets 
    Bonk: seconded
    Daddy: I thought thots were a different type of pocket
    allurable: sHIRO NO

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    272
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    2106
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    Having grown up with tales of Grey Wardens, Tsiishch'Ili's lifelong dream was to join them and fight darkspawn. When her clan detects an oncoming Blight she takes the chance, travelling across the Anderfels to Weisshaupt fortress and eventually Ferelden in hopes of fulfilling her dream. She doesn't know what exactly she expects, but betrayal, war and an awful lot of responsibility aren't it.

     

    Now with art on twitter: @dwarven_ass

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    English
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    67,771
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    659
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    "Its just that- Last night, I woke up because I was thirsty, and I was walking to the kitchen. I happened to pass your room and Cas sounded quite distressed. He kept saying 'Dean please' and 'Oh god' and he kept saying your name... He sounded like he was begging, but I'm not sure."
    Jack explained.
    Every second that passed, Dean had grown a little more embarrassed. He refrained himself from smiling, while Sam burst into laughter, almost spilling the coffee mug over.
    That motherfucker.

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    There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard.

    Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal.

    And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold.

    or, outtakes from my work "painful truths" and assorted works in that verse

    TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Earth's mightiest heroes turned Earth's mightiest babysitters when Tony Stark gets turned into a four year old after a battle. They can fight aliens, robots and any other type of villain, but watching after kid might be harder than trying to keep a goldfish alive.

    *

    [or the one with a whole bunch of one shots following the lives of the Avengers with a kid at home]

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    Chapters:
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    [Friends!AU - rating ballerino]
    Avventure e disavventure di un gruppo di ragazzi coinquilini e vicini di casa, tra accademia, lavoro part-time e intrecci sentimentali.

    Ep. 1 - Caffè e tè al caramello (Shidge)
    Ep. 2 - Un fidanzato per Pidge (Shidge, hint Klance)
    Ep. 3 - I'll be home for Christmas (Klance, Shidge, Shunk, hint Lotura e Alluratt)
    Ep. 4 - Natale: un anno prima di te (hint Klance)
    Ep. 5 - A Lance piacciono le bionde (pt. 1) (pre-Klance) [EDITATA]
    Ep. 6 - A Lance (non) piacciono (solo) le bione (pt. 2) (Klance)
    Ep. 7 - Kiss me (Klance)
    Ep. 8 - Blindfold (Klance) [NSFW]
    Ep. 9 - Shining star (Klance)
    Ep. 10 - Un bagno spaziale (Klance) [NSFW]
    Ep. 11 - In salute e in malattia (Klance, Shidge)
    Ep. 12 - Di pasticcini alla fragola e grossi spaventi (Klance, Lotura)
    Ep. 13 - You don't have to say I love you to say I love you (Klance, hint Shidge) [NSFW]
    Ep. 14 - E poi è arrivata lei (pre-Shidge)
    Ep. 15 - Di nuovo Natale, ancora io e te (Klance, Shidge, Lotura, Hunay)

    Language:
    Italiano
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    54,843
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    Harry Potter grew up at Number Four Privet Drive. Harry Potter has never known his parents. Harry Potter is a wizard.

    Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived.

    --

    The Thrown Pebble is Book One of a whole-canon reimagining wherein Neville Longbottom, not Harry Potter, was the one targeted by Voldemort. This changes many things, and other things not at all.

    (TTP is complete; the series is a WIP. Tags will be updated as chapters are posted. See series notes for more details.)

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    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
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    Alleide Croan was nobody important. She was a farmer's daughter who grew up close to Winterfell whose father sometimes let her accompany him to the castle to sell their crops to the head chef. Ever since the time when Lord Eddard Stark's hunting party happened across their farm one day and the hunting dogs along with several horses had run through our fields, wrecking havoc. Being the ever just Lord that he was known to be, coin was offered in payment for the ruined crops, however, her father had had a better idea.

    On one of these trips, her father is brutally attacked by a group of thugs and later dies, much to her dismay. He had taken care of her til the end, however, as he had arranged her to become Lady Sansa Stark's hand maid as he lay on his death bed.

    This is how she eventually comes to meet the giant man named Sandor Clegane. A tall, scarred, mysterious, and quite vulgar man that drinks too much, swears in abundance, quite happily kills anyone in his way, and ... whose soul is screaming for just the smallest amount of sympathy and affection.

    For someone with such a terrifying past, he was one of the most gentle people Alleide had ever met. So why couldn't anyone else see this?

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    3/?
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    Emma Swan wants to find out what Pan and Felix are doing. After their Curse failed, they hid away in their apartment they rented. Does Emma find out what they're doing? Does she want to know what they're doing?

    yikes i suck at summaries

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    Captain Rex of the 325th Battalion was sick of war and sick of his Jedi General's hypocrisy, so like any reasonable man would do, he left. The war hasn't exactly gotten better over three years, and neither have the Jedi - he hates both for what they do to his brothers.

    Ahsoka doesn't exactly mean to run across him and his company of forgotten clone troopers on one of Felucia's moons, and she definitely doesn't mean to stick around, but he has different ideas. Mostly, ideas that piss her the hell off.

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    English
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    28,301
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    440
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    Toga, Dabi and Deku are villains and friends. Favorite pastime, messing with Tomura. Kurogiri is done with their shit and life. (This is my first time writing if you have any critiques comment)

    Language:
    English
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    1,142
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    107
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    It's almost Christmas and Lacey is desperate for cash. She heads to the pawn shop to try to appeal to Mr Gold's better nature.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It was raining and no one could continue to train outside. After an outburst of Shenki, Aizawa assigned different slides for everyone to do. What will happen when Shinsou finally goes up to display his? What will everyone think? And who is carmelappledippedinchocolate?!

    Language:
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    4,249
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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    "Tell me, who is this man would make you feel beneath him- you who has known the touch and favor of a god?”

    ( A follow up "To Mischief and The Maiden." : https://archiveofourown.org/works/14776241/chapters/34174145)

    Lucky for Elaina, Loki keeps his word and nocturnal visits ensue..

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    2/4
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    3
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    Will is a witch in desperate need of a familiar.
    Hannibal is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    English
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    2,363
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    382
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    Midoriya Izuku is born with a quirk.

    A quirk that’s so much more than just a power, a tool used to defend in the world he lives in.

    Midoriya Izuku is born with not just a quirk, but an inseparable companion as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    198,184
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    933
    Bookmarks:
    185
    Hits:
    30619

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