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    Just lance unknowingly pining and keith having a big fat crush on lance while being bad a feelings and emotions beacause, ew , love.
    im not good a summaries just read the fic ffs

     

    Tags may be updated so keep an eye out for that.

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    "I am going to find Tony," the man hisses in Peter's ear, his gaze cold and cruel. "And when I do, I will kill him, slowly. What do you say to that-"

    The man stops short because Peter's shoulders are shaking. He looks and sees the kid is snickering. When he lets go of Peter's hair, the teen's head slumps to his chest, but it's not out of exhaustion or defeat...it's to hide a smile.

    Peter lets out a laugh, shaking his head before glancing to the sides and exclaiming, "It is so fun to mess with you!" He looks around before hooting, "Tony Stark? That's your play? You're not screwing with me, right? You actually thought that would work? Sorry guys."

    Peter straightens in his chair with a sneer and a cocky wink, "Tony doesn't give a flying crap about me."

    In other words.... Peter is kidnapped and his captors think they can hold Tony against him. But they don't know what's happened in the past couple months.

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    Baekhyun believed it was Henri Matisse who said that "creativity takes courage." Thomas Merton stated that "art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time." As a young painter still in learning, Baekhyun's only profound and memorable quote so far is "Fuck you, Park Chanyeol, for using every opportunity you get to ruin my fucking life."

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    When it seems like Talon is on the move to kidnap the children of a client of Overwatch, the terrible decision is made that McCree and Hanzo will go undercover as fake husbands to look after them. One adoption and two asshole teenagers later, these two highly skilled agents must live in a civilian environment, somehow acquire parenting skills, and maybe even try to like each other. Of course, chaos ensues.

    Will they be able to thwart the terrible Talon? Will they be able to keep their identities secret? What will happen when they share....one bed ?? Join in and have a laugh.

    Comments are really appreciated!!

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    Remus is forced to attend a mixer blind date and he is not amused.

    Until he meets a certain witty, long-haired star boy.

    Inappropriate innuendos ensue.

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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    Even at the age of four, Damian can tell that Marinette is being hurt by those around her. He doesn't like it and so, with the help of a tiny god, he decides to change it.

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    The year is 1773, and various churches in Europe are in a race to convert the newly-contacted peoples of South America to their particular flavor of Christianity. But something strange has been going on: the missionaries keep vanishing and nobody knows what's been happening to them, not even Heaven or Hell. So, of course, they both had to send their 'best' Earth-side observers to get some answers.

    ...They're going to wish they hadn't. And so are the observers.

    (tl;dr Azi gets cursed by a Mayan god, and he and Crowley have to figure out how to break it before it's too late. READ THE TAGS.)

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    Izuku Midoriya was born to be a ray of sunshine. Someone who gave hope to anyone he graced with his smile. Someone who would do anything for a friend. Someone who would give his all no matter the cost. For the most part, Izuku is. He smiles in the face of everyone who mocks and scorns him for being quirkless. He defends anyone in trouble no matter how much they hate being saved by a 'Deku'. He hugs and reassures his mother whenever she worries for him. He lives life as happy as anyone else. Or at least that'd be true if Izuku were an idiot.

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    A magical journey of discovery and change awaits the students as the 4th year of Hogwarts begins , where life will show to them the power of human relationships and above all of "Choices".

    (Who cares about Choices? or Change? , the only thing that Harry wants is a NORMAL life where he ends up encountering a not so interested in him Malfoy, 24/7 bickering Ron and Hermione , the breathtaking Cho Chang , the mysterious DADA professor , Hostile as ever Professor Snape , Confusing riddles speaking Dumbledore , the Noble Cedric Diggory...........wait , why is Malfoy so indifferent to me?...........Yes ,life was as Normal as it could get for him)

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    What happens when you put anger of a potential villain into an emotionally stunted and self sacrificing angel with the mind of a super computer? Chaos.

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    If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?

    or

    Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.

    OR

    Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.

     

    This book will be covering The Philosopher's Stone, and beyond that - but don't worry about it being too chunky; each book will have a little intermission chapter to break it up a bit :). And yes, I do plan on going all the way - full steam ahead!

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    Addison Gilbert is the younger twin sister of the famous Elena Gilbert, and considered by everyone in Mystic Falls to be the complete opposite of her older sister, for quite a few reasons. Where Elena would rather cheer, Addison would rather be playing volleyball or basketball. While Elena is tall and slender Addison is what you would consider short and curvy. And the main difference between the two is that Addison got herself knocked up, and ended up having her baby the same night her parents passed away after they were all in the car crash. This is Addison and her Daughter Chole's story.

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    During 8th-year at Hogwarts Blaise and Harry get bond through a Legilimency miscast.
    Blaise has trained in Occlumency for years so his walls immediately go up, but he still has to suffer through all the racing thoughts of the Chosen one. Including the thoughts about his best friend, Draco Malfoy.
    Blaise aims to get revenge but his target turns out to be more tempting than he had planned for.

    Featuring: a lot of gay relationships, forced proximity in the dorms, Slytherins who watch out for there own (sort of?) and the ever innocent but surprisingly attractive Neville Longbottom.

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    aka Peter Parker being a sassy bitch and taking over a group chat that was only innocent for about 2 whole seconds.

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    Your climbing partner just died, your job is unsatisfying, you haven't spoken to your parents in years, the only news you hear on the TV is bad, and you're disillusioned with the entire system. There has to be some good left in this world, right? While perched on the top of a cliff, a weird man gives you the opportunity of a lifetime; the only price: death. Well, faking your death, becoming a ghost, kicking ass, and dealing with a sassy blonde to overthrow some of the most corrupt people in the world.

     

    I suck at summaries. Basically, this story begins after the ghosts get back from the fiasco in Italy with the addition of Seven and Eight to the team. I plan to have the plot follow along with what happens in the movie, but fill in some gaps and run with some hints dropped in the movie to set the stage for what happens after the ghosts return from Turgistan.

    This is my very first fanfic so please be kind in the comments.

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    I never said I was perfect
    But I can drive you home

    It’s 1998, and Ben and Rey are teenage dumpster fires who have a lot to learn about life, love, trust, and driving.

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    When Jimin moved, he didn't know his life would completely change. Now in a new town he is surrounded by creatures he only heard in myths and stories.

    Imagine how he'll feel when the unthinkable happens and he ends up with an alpha he never knew he needed.

     

    Russian Translation (Thanks to Euphoriajm)

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    aleatory (adj.): relying on chance or an uncontrolled element in the details of life in the creation of art.

    // Whereas Magnus is a figure skater, beautiful, talented, pure art in it's truest form.

    metanoia (n.): the journey of changing one's mind, heart, self, or way of life.

    // Whereas Aleca hockey player loses it all and doesn't believe in fate until Magnus steps in his life.

     

    “They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”

    The egotistical hockey player meets the ignorant and spoiled figure skater by chance after both of them lose tragically reaching for the gold. Can they work together to get the gold without love getting in the way of their chance?
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    3
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    Geralt wants to give Jaskier the same pleasure he feels-the pleasure of sinking into him. The problem is he's never quite enjoyed it. It's not unpleasant but never pleasurable either and Jaskier will not stand for this.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    4
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    Bookmarks:
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