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    On her first day in Forks, Izzy Swan walks into Carlisle's office asking him to be her shrink.
    On her second day at school, Edward realizes she smells of lightning—and that she's crazy, because no, no he does not have an identical twin called Cedric. Watch events unfold for two people who have better things to do—but fall in love anyway.

    A humorous odd love story that follows (parodies) canon from Carlisle Cullen's perspective.
    Features: Edward being creepy. Vampires trying to be subtle. Cullen family dynamics. Surprisingly healthy relationships. Oh, and MOD!Harry, in a rebirth cycle, reborn as Bella, who becomes a boy named Izzy. There's no angst, either.

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    510
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    6
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    A bandit walks into a coffeehouse, and it all goes downhill from there.

    Mark Lee, a young votary of the Order of the Golden Sun, joins up with a ragtag group of thieves (whether they like it or not) in order to protect a sacred object, and finds himself in a far more complicated situation than he could have ever imagined.

     

     

     

    Inspired by a wuxia novella.

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    A crack fic where I make fun of pretty much everyone except for Bev, because she's awesome. Will literally sticks himself to Hanni to "keep track of the Chesapeake Ripper", Hanni makes cannibal puns, and all hell doesn't break loose because it already did a long time ago.

    For Dev, even though you don't know me, as a thank-you tribute for your crack fics.

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    1/?
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    Aizawa and his kid fight, of course, but there's never heat behind it, only amusement and sarcasm and intrinsic knowledge of each other. That good nature doesn't stop it being chaotic for all involved.

    The fact that this chaos can range from daring a teacher to eat tinned cat food to arguing with his Dad about buying cat food whilst in class, well, that's by the by.
     

     
    (A quick little Kidilante one-shot because Kil was having a rough time and they're a darling~)

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    For Eddie, college is scary. Sure, Portland is only a few hours away from Derry, from his mom, from the only life he's ever known, and sure, he has Bill and Stan at his side, but it's still all new and frightening. He had expected freedom to be something otherworldly, something entirely fantastic and now that he had it he didn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, Richie Tozier has lived in Portland for years now and is more than happy to be his tour guide and study partner.

    It's all fun here- just two idiots falling in love. There won't be any killer clowns or magical turtle gods- right? Just a sappy love story with a happy ending. Just the agonizingly slow falling of Eddie Kasprak for Richie Tozier, struggling through College side by side with a few other Losers to call their family. For sure.

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    13/?
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    10
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    - Adult/quirkless Izuku AU.
    - Rumi gets assigned a government liaison to help with her hero work. The problem is Rumi never wanted a partner in the first place, and she is dead set on making her liaison's life a living hell in an effort to make him quit.
    - Izuku Midoriya, field agent for the ministry of defense, and former member of Japan's elite special forces. Being the best agent in his department, Izuku is given a mission that seems impossible even for him. He has to work with Miruko as her new government liaison and try to win her trust.
    - A story about romance, hate, and destiny. About opposites attracting, and that complicated thing called love.

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    40/?
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    The crown prince of Mirkwood is dead and it is Elrond's eldest child who accidentally killed him, mistaking him for an orc. King Thranduil demands a blood debt, a debt that must be paid if peace between the two lands is to remain intact. Elrond knows that if Elladan goes, for it was Elladan's arrow that took Iliumal's life, Elladan will not return.

    Elrond goes to Mirkwood to take his son's place, to serve the royal family until the blood debt is paid by twenty years of servitude. He knows Thranduil is trying to shame him since he doesn't dare harm the other ruler. But Elrond also knows there might be another reason he comes to Mirkwood, a reason that is not made clear until he meets the youngest son of Thranduil, Legolas.

    Legolas is unlike any elf Elrond had ever met. He is dark, wrathful, and clearly wounded under all his postering. He takes personal interest in Elrond, intent on breaking the Elf-Lord who can tell that this was how someone once broke Legolas. An unlikely friendship blossoms between them and then something more, something that feels like love. Can something beautiful come from what turns out to be a series of terrible tragedies?

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    This will be a story with different bxb pairings all based on the same concept: they move to a new college and aren't intimidated by x's bad boy image.
    Each story has the same beginning (the intro) because I'm honestly too lazy to make new intros for all of them, as it was originally an Ateez reaction serie.
    You don't need to read every chapter for it to make sense as they're all separate stories, but I suggest you read the short intro first to get into the setting.

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    Chapters:
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    What happens if Izuku leaves Aldara in his second year to be a less-than-legal hero and gets found by a certain ministry of defence official and he helps class E assassinate their teacher while also completing his third year of junior high. Well this is that story,

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Some may think it odd that a flower shop could be run by a Jedi - Luke disagrees.

    “Luke,” Luke blurts, all semblance of calm he had been working to maintain gone. He fumbles to tuck some of his hair behind his ear as a distraction before he tries again. “My name is Luke.” 

    Luke doesn’t tell him he’s the only one that runs the shop with his droid. There’s no need to ask for him, ever, but Luke wants him to.

    The Mandalorian nods again. “Thank you.” Then, almost a forced afterthought: “Luke.” After, he’s gone, the bell tinkling over the door and sunlight shining off the polished armor as he steps out.

    Luke leans over the counter, stretching to catch a glimpse of the man again before the crowds of Galactic City swallow him from sight.

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    Lawyer Ben hates his job and is bored with his life until he meets a wild child roller derby queen with a passion for chicken biscuits and killer robots.

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    Armin is delighted at the thought of a date with you, but there are ulterior motives behind your sweet words.

    ^^^That's the description for the first chapter, this has just turned into oneshot requests now lmao

    These kinda have an ongoing theme/plot; reader is in a relationship with Armin but gets up to loads of stuff that she shouldn’t..

    Each chapter is a different theme/ person

    //Requests are open//
     

     

    - idk if people like this then i'll add more parts :) -

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    Inspired by ao3 user cloud_nine_and_three_quarters.
    I am a major league fanboy of their work Canary and really wanted to write something with that in mind. I had been playing with a music quirk for izu for a while, but they inspired me to actually buckle down and write a fic. I have dyslexia so I'm sorry if my writing isn't the best. If you comment a song I'll probably do a small whump ab what it might do. I take *CONSTRUCTIVE* criticism. You can also find me on tik tok as @//Nul.and.voiid and IG. I'll introduce headcanons that aren't taggable when needed. Please use tone tags.

    Izuku was thought to be quirkless for most of his life. He had the toe joint, and never had any big quirk awakening to begin with. Due to the intense bullying from such a young age, he developed his mother's social anxieties and his own selective mutism. When the entrance exam hit, he didn't bother with the hero exam and went for general studies instead.

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    Continuing on from the events at the night of the lock-in, what happens to the twins and their new family drama? Will they both end up happy and somewhat normal again after everything? Expect drama, violence and of course fluff because it can't be a Stepril centered fic without some cute shit in it right? (Yes the title is from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.) Well, take a seat, lean back, relax and enjoy. Oh and enjoy my mediocre music taste I guess.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    106
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    Alexandria is asleep in her bed when her phone goes off, a nationwide alert saying “Don’t look at the moon, Don’t go outside!” She is content to ignore it until her phone goes off again, hundreds of messages telling her to look at the moon from strangers and her friends alike. What happens when curiosity wins over caution? And then she is suddenly Bella Swan?

    Well they do say, Curiosity killed the cat.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    When Izuku asks All Might if he could be a hero without a quirk and the answer is a swift 'no, sorry', the thread of hope and love for hero's is finally cut by All Might himself. Normally he would cry and be emotional but Izuku is done with everything life has thrown at him. He befriend's a crazy pink haired girl at the beach and an insecure future hero at the park and joins the support course where a blonde asshole awaits his arrival with explosions popping at an excessive volume already.

    But now that Izuku finally got into U.A. and has a new dream of being a costume designer, All Might comes crawling back saying he'd make 'such a great hero if he join Class 1A'. They had an extra spot, after all. Not only All Might, but all the other teachers (except Power Loader who really wants Izuku to stay) want him to join the hero course. But Izuku gave up that dream and now has a little thing against hero's(not including Uraraka, Monoma and Kirishima and maybe Iida sometimes, he likes them).

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    70
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    Ahsoka Tano gains access to a secure communications system intended to allow seamless, instant communication between Imperial High Command and senior commanders. And starts using it to annoy Darth Vader.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    11
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    “Malfoy.”
    The lift doors squeak open to reveal Draco Malfoy, his silver-blonde head thrown back in raucous laughter, his long white neck stretching delightfully. Harry swallows his suddenly dry throat.
    “What are you doing here?”

    Harry Potter, hailed Saviour of the Wizarding World, and Draco Malfoy, former Death Eater acquitted of all crimes, are newly appointed Auror partners. What will happen when these old schoolyard rivals slowly but surely turn into hesitant friends, and then maybe something more?

    Fluff and obligatory pining, trips to the pub, umbrellas in the rain, accidental snuggles, more fluff and more pining. That’s what happens.

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    Chapters:
    17/30
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Welcome, friends, enemies, and everything in between to this year's Angstpril.
    So sit back, relax, and let the pain commence

    (chapters out of order for now. might fix later)

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    104
    Bookmarks:
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    In canon Izuku turned out to be quirkless, despite both his parents having quirks: a quirk that attracts small objects and a quirk that breathes fire. There are so many ways for these quirks to have combined into what could've been Izuku's quirk, and so many of these diverse potential quirks can be seen across the multiverse. But in this specific one both seemingly weak quirks accidentally create the most powerful combination possible.

    See how Izuku grows up and starts attending UA, and how much changes simply because of Izuku having a quirk and the influence of a great father figure.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3215

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