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    “Oh, I feel so bad for you guys. You have no idea who you're dealing with,” Peter shook his head with a smirk, still actively antagonizing his captors, even though that technically might not have been the smartest thing to do. Like, he was pretty outnumbered, and, oh yeah, tied to a freaking chair, but what can you do? Not respond to every stupid thing they say like a smart ass? Have you ever met Peter?

    “Yeah, some star-loser with a smart mouth,” the comment was followed by a punch to the face when come on, no hands. Five on one when they had his hands tied behind his back just wasn't fair. And did Peter learn his lesson? Of course not.

    “I'm not talking about me, asshole,” Peter said. “I'm talking about my wife. She's seven months pregnant so really, it's in your best interest to let me go now. She's gotten a bit sadistic in her overprotectiveness lately, so this won’t end well for you. You should just let me go. She might actually let you live then.”

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    As strange as it may sound, Loki gets tricked into Peter’s bedroom to participate in an interview for a school project. On top of that, Peter decides to drive him crazy with stupid puns and jokes. Now one must know not to annoy the God of Mischief..

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    Tony Stark knows that Peter Parker has some quirks. So when he spends Christmas Eve with the teen and helps him try and catch Santa Claus on tape, he doesn't really question it. But, it turns out that Santa is very real, and his sleigh is very breakable. After a freak accident leaves Santa grounded and Christmas in jeopardy, Peter and Tony need to work together to help save Christmas (you know, cause they're kind of the ones that ruined it). Can they find Santa's reindeer, rally the troop of elves from the North Pole, and deliver the rest of the presents before the sun rises while avoiding the police and other threats? It's possible, but it'll take a Christmas miracle (and some major IronDad fluff along the way).

    In order words: The Christmas Chronicles (from Netflix) meets the MCU.

    MAJOR SPOILERS for the movie.

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    Grace Silvers often felt like she was a stranger in her own life. Someone who had no other purpose besides existing as a side character in other people's stories.
    She was just there most of the time and where ever she went, the feeling wouldn't go away.

    But is was in the summer of 1973, she was ten years old then, when she first saw something that awakened something in her.
    Something that she couldn't describe, no matter how much she tried.
    But something in those speeches by the man the called Magneto and that strange blue woman who was known as Mystique sparked some sort of hope in her.
    Hope that maybe she could be something more than just a side character in all those stories and instead become the hero of her own story.
    And yet at the same time she saw the horror in her mother's eyes which made her think that she might have experienced something like this before.

    And while Grace still felt like a side character most of the time she now believed in faith and the possibility that she was more than what met the eye.
    Because after all she knew that there was something rather strange about her.

    But it wasn't until 1982 that she finally found out what made her so different.

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    You and Peter have been best friends childhood. You go through everything together, and even though Peter shows that he has feelings for you he sleep around. It drives you mad, not to mention all of the “accidental” touches and the pretty obvious flirting. It takes a lot for Peter to finally admit how he feels and catch you, but is it too late?

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    "Sorry," Peter heard, no matter how he whispered softly.

    The older man's body fell forward, toward the boy. Peter tried to catch him so he would not fall. However, as he grabbed hold of his waist, he noticed Tony's body disappearing into dust.

    “Mr. Stark? Mr. Stark?!” Tony smiled one last time and disappeared into thin air, leaving his apprentice behind; leaving his child behind for consideration. “Tony?”

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    Or where Tony Stark disappears for ten years after the event with Thanos and Peter Parker becomes the new CEO of Stark Industries.

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    There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard.

    Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal.

    And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold.

    or, outtakes from my work "painful truths" and assorted works in that verse

    TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

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    “O-Oral what?” Peter’s a teenager, when he hears oral he doesn’t think of speech or the dentist.

    “Oral fixation, Peter. It’s commonly described as a desire for constant stimulation of your mouth. Common stimulation is nail-biting, eating, smoking, etcetera. A person with this may be needy and sensitive to rejection.”

    “But that’s...It’s different when I eat versus the candy. And I’m not needy,” Peter huffs.

    Karen’s voice is unwavering in its kindness and patience. “I don’t believe you are either. Are you sensitive to rejection?”

    Peter fusses with his fingers and picks at his nails. “Well...isn’t everyone?”

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    Spider-man is not the only hero helping people. Some are on the other side of the world, and others are in the same city, and some are closer then you think.

     

    Please, let me know what you think. I love hearing your ideas and suggestions.

     

    R.I.P. Stan Lee. Thank you for helping people believe in heroes.

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    So... some weird stuff is going on. First the dreams, then Peter calls him dad, and now everyone is convinced Peter is his illegitimate son. What a day.

    If only things could get even crazier... oh wait

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    Peter hates partying but Loki loves it and he wants Peter to just have fun even if that means having a foursome with two hot guys.

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    What happens when you sacrifice the good of one for the good of the pack? Derek decides the sacrifice is necessary but Stiles is out for blood with or without the pack. Nobody expected Stiles to take it so far, or for him to shun the pack for their lack of action. Underestimated one too many times Stiles decides it's best to take matters in his own hands now that he has nothing to lose and is determined to succeed. EDITED AND UPDATED.

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    “Stiles, what are we doing here?” Derek asked the nervous teen, “And why bring Peter?” Peter just looked over at his nephew and shrugged. They were standing in Deaton’s clinic. Stiles looked over at Deaton. He didn’t know how to tell the two wolves and Deaton sure wasn’t going to tell them for him.

    [Starts at the beginning of Season 3a]

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    An Arranged Marriage brings Alpha!Prince Wade and Omega!Prince Peter together and neither are happy about it. Wade is obnoxious and Peter is stuck up and despite a fairly adorable accidental first meeting and instant attraction, they can hardly be in the same room without arguing.
    Alpha! Wade is determined to win the bratty Omega over and tries with sarcasm and humor and enough one liners to make Peter scream.
    Omega!Peter is brilliant, beautiful and too hurt from a past Alpha to try again. He doesn’t care about Wade’s scars, but if the Alpha doesn’t stop talking, Peter might just kick him out a window.
    An unexpected moment forces them together and even Peter can no longer deny their bond. Even if he still isn’t sure he wants an Alpha, he can’t stay away, and every kiss and night spent together brings them closer to bonding.
    But outside forces want to tear them apart, and when tragedy strikes, Wade asks the Omega to bond so they can face it together but Peter still isn’t sure.
    Can Wade come up with One Reason Why Peter should be his?

    Bonus chapter added!!

    12/4/18 BONUS CHRISTMAS CHAPTER ADDED

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    disconnected drabbles about tony stark and stephen strange

    or, my excuse to write ironstrange fluff

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    Journal entry, Day 3:

    My chest hurts. Been wearing the binder too long. Forget how long. My ribs hurt. Can’t take it off. Won’t be a real boy. I’ll never be a real boy. Flash was right. Penis Parker is a fake boy fake boy fake boy. fakeboyfakeboyfakeboy.

    After Peter gets kicked out for being Spider-Man, the Avengers take him in. Now, he has to deal with the consequences.

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    Peter Parker is sick and tired of being treated as a child by the avengers and ignored by Tony Stark. An underage Wanda will find a home under Cap. America's wing. Miscalculated decisions will lead to a father/son and father/daughter kind of relationship for both young heroes that neither of them expected. Teen trouble/Spanking-Discipline Fic! Character-death later on. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE-NON CANON.

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    Tony and Peter are taken and lose their memories in the process. Now, they have to find a way to escape their prison as complete, strictly average strangers.

    Okay, so, maybe not average. But they had a lot to learn about themselves.

    Even as their adventure continues and they slowly start rebuilding their broken minds, there are just a few questions still nagging at Tony. How did he get here? Who really is he? And why does he want to protect this kid so bad?

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    Five times Wade thinks Peter's water has broken and the one time that it does.

    Featuring a Distressed Wade at some of his lowest points.

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