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    Obi-Wan Kenobi is many things. Jedi Master, General, respected teacher and notoriously sharp of wit. But does he break the Jedi Code in what is perhaps the most tempting of ways, as so many others secretly have? You're about to find out. Obi-Wan/OC pairing, set in the Clone Wars. A love story with a gratuitous amount of smut.

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    After the Hardeen operation, emotions are raw. But before anything can be fully sorted out, the boys are sent to Christophsis for their next mission. Things don’t go as planned, and they find themselves alone in an unknown system with no hyperspace capabilities and no effective means of communication.

    [Or: Obi-Wan sticks up for Anakin. Anakin cooks Obi-Wan’s favorite meal. Banter. Feelings. More banter. Nightmares. Confessions. A coma. An old enemy. Some torture. More feelings. More banter. Smut with feeling. A happy ending.]

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    Some may think it odd that a flower shop could be run by a Jedi - Luke disagrees.

    “Luke,” Luke blurts, all semblance of calm he had been working to maintain gone. He fumbles to tuck some of his hair behind his ear as a distraction before he tries again. “My name is Luke.” 

    Luke doesn’t tell him he’s the only one that runs the shop with his droid. There’s no need to ask for him, ever, but Luke wants him to.

    The Mandalorian nods again. “Thank you.” Then, almost a forced afterthought: “Luke.” After, he’s gone, the bell tinkling over the door and sunlight shining off the polished armor as he steps out.

    Luke leans over the counter, stretching to catch a glimpse of the man again before the crowds of Galactic City swallow him from sight.

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    Dark rumors preceded the Opress brothers well before they arrived at Scimitar’s main house, an imposing structure with columns and arches that hinted at a once-grand history, the formerly gleaming white brick now a dull gray.

    The brothers were fleeing an arranged marriage or an attempt at an inappropriate match, some said. Others whispered of a murder charge. Or, remembering the tales of the Nightsisters across the sea, they spoke in low undertones of brothers who had been caught practicing the dark, forbidden magic of re-animation… and were driven from their home for it.

    Despite the rumors, Obi-Wan thinks it would be pleasant for company to be settled close to him.

    (A vaguely gothic Regency AU with aliens and Jedi knights)

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    A series of Oneshots and stories slapped together that I couldn't make into individual stories.

    Happy to take requests!

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    4/?
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    War is stressful, even in moments of rest. Obi-wan helps Anakin de-stress on a flight to Endor.

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    Cody's brain had completely short circuited at the sight before him, he was stuck between staring inappropriately, and screaming at his General to stop whatever the hell he was doing.

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    "So," Anakin started by the 11th hallway they were peeking around. It was a comical lineup they had, Grievous standing in the middle of the cross section acting as an early warning, Obi-Wan hanging around the edge of the corner as guard, Anakin pressed behind him, and Ahsoka trailing up their rear, keeping an eye out for any surprises following them. "Anyone want to explain why we're teaming up with General Clanker?"
    "I'm not a droid," Grievous said from the hallway, finally stepping forward, and not even bothering to wave them through to signal it was clear before they followed. "So your insult does not apply to me."
    "Oh, I'm so sorry," Anakin whispered sarcastically. "Would you prefer I find a better one?"


    Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka are taken prisoner by the Separatists. While locked up and considering their options, the last face Anakin expects their rescue to come in the form of is General Grievous himself.
    And then it just keeps getting weirder. Because Obi-Wan treats him like an ally...and maybe more.

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    Two that come unbidden - love and fear.

    Post Rako Hardeen. Obi-Wan returns and now has to face everyone he lied to, including his very pissed off Commander.

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    Everyone in the galaxy knows that Jedi and Mandalorians mix about as well as water and oil. After the Massacre of Galidraan, the discovery (and execution) of the Sith lords hiding in plain sight, the Senate is in turmoil. They can't let the word 'Sith' be heard in public for fear of riots and uprisings, but they still need a scapegoat. Enter one Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan, and caught in the middle of whatever storm is brewing.

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    Anakin needs to stand before the Jedi Council and request their approval for medical transition.
    Warning: transphobia, trans self-doubt, gender dysphoria, anxious trans thoughts

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    Jedi Maul AU. Obi-Wan's greatest nemesis was Maul the Zabrak Archivist who came to hunt him down for his late fees.

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    Darth Vader thought it was the last he'd see of his former master after Obi-Wan's body mysteriously vanished.

    Obi-Wan is determined to prove him wrong. As always.

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    “You know.” Palpatine said finally, settling his teacup down with a hard clink. It was not a question, and they both knew it.

    “I know.” Obi-Wan agreed.

    OR: In which Palpatine's identity is discovered earlier and Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it because nobody try to steal his apprentice, damnit!

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    6
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    The Jedi Council has heard rumors of a Sith working closely with Mandalorians. They send newly knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quinlan Vos to the heart Mandalore to investigate these rumors. Infiltrating Mandalorian society is harder than expected, especially if said society hates you because of a centuries-long conflict. But that's nothing a little secret romance won't fix.

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    Geonosis is always a disaster, but that doesn't mean that the 212th can't have any fun. The Jedi get to interact with their men and get a full introduction to Puns. Everyone gets a full introduction to Puns.

    Puns sure has fun and attempts to be sociable about it. He is mildly successful.

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    Alpha's bunk is not meant for three grown men.
    Eventually they figure it out.

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    1/1
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    Welcome, friends, enemies, and everything in between to this year's Angstpril.
    So sit back, relax, and let the pain commence

    (chapters out of order for now. might fix later)

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    28/?
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    basically obitine aesthetic

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    Obi Wan really shouldn’t have opened that holocron, but now he’s stuck with them.

    Updates every Thursday.

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    7/?
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