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    Luke Skywalker, Prince of Tatooine, helps Prince Din Djarin of Mandalore to kill the Greater Krayt Dragon and escape the labyrinth in exchange for a ride to Yavin 4 in order to reunite with his sweetheart. But a red thread will lead him to his true love.

    Loosely based on The Myth of Ariadne and Theseus and Ariadne’s Story.

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    Obi-Wan knew the Rites were a tradition that spanned the entire Jedi Order, all the way back to the very founders. It was considered a reverent, life changing moment for a Padawan. And now here he was, having to pass the tradition on to his own Padawan.

    He was quickly finding himself to be vastly out of his element.

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    “Obi-Wan,” Cody said, drawing out the name to register his disapproval. “You could have commed me.”

    “Just like you would have commed me, I’m sure.”

    All Cody could do was sigh, his own variation of the meditation Obi-Wan had tried to teach him, and exhale his annoyance at Obi-Wan’s accurate assessment of their mutual stubbornness.

    “Good thing I’ve let you put bacta on me so you can’t talk your way out of that,” he said, handing Obi-Wan the warm mug of tea. A different heat flashed up Cody’s spine at the memory of Obi-Wan’s breath on the back of his neck, his fingers gliding over torn skin where shrapnel had evaded armor.

    OR: Obi-Wan is injured on Geonosis. Cody checks in on him to make sure he is taking care of himself. Reader, he is not. Obi-Wan has only banter to defend himself. Cody has no chill. Things escalate quickly.

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    "Oh, that's a practical scar, it's easy to spot."

    Cody sighed inwardly and outwardly kept a neutral air. He doubted that telling the natborn that she had such an ugly face that he could see her from a mile away was an acceptable answer.

    "Practical is probably not the no you meant to give the Commander's injury," said a sweet voice just behind the clone's ear.

    Hmm... Cody loved it when people got on Obi-Wan's nerves.

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    [Audio Length: 5:55]
    Obi-Wan decides it is high time Cody learns to use a lightsaber.

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    Obi-Wan read through the council briefing one last time. He’d been there when they’d made it, but he felt it was important to remind himself of the list of concessions the council were willing to give Dooku. Of course, this was all working off the knowledge that Dooku was being sincere. It could easily be a trap.

    Obi-Wan was convinced it was a trap. Dooku had spent every minute of this war trying to convince him to join his side and become his apprentice. Even the appearance of Dooku’s new kiffar Sith acolyte hadn’t changed that.

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    Obi-Wan doesn't believe in falling in love. He knows exactly where he and Anakin will land if they're together.

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    Cody stalked over to Obi-Wan, determined to reunite the Jedi with his weapon and bring his heart rate back down to normal.

    “Your life, sir,” Cody said, offering the lightsaber back to its master.

    Obi-Wan’s face lit up to welcome back his weapon, doing nothing to lower Cody’s heart rate or flush.

    “Ah, thank you, commander. My life is always in good hands when it’s with you,” he said, tilting his head with a smile in just such a way. It had been months since Cody fell for this tactic in Obi-Wan’s charm strategy, he wasn’t about to lose focus now.

    “General,” Cody started, and doffed his helmet hoping to drive his point home. He would not be beguiled, this time. “I’d feel a lot better about your continued survival, sir, if you carried a secondary weapon.”

    OR: Cody is tired of his general being weaponless on the battlefield. Obi-Wan agrees to practice with a blaster. Cody is surprised Obi-Wan needs so much hands-on instruction. Obi-Wan turns the tables. Things escalate quickly.

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    In this Universe Anakin Skywalker is born a female. The Jedi decide that she needs more training than one jedi can provide so the council all decide to take part in her training. Watch as she builds a rebellion against the Empire and the Sith that rule it

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    A crack au in which Jedi-Master Obi-Wan Kenobi has managed to get himself pulled from hyperspace and yeeted into an entirely different galaxy. He crash-lands on planet Earth and is taken in by Anakin Skywalker, an airplane mechanic who’s made his home in the hangar of an old airstrip in southern Nevada.

    Things get a bit silly.

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    The mission was supposed to be relatively simple. In-and-out. As easy as they come.

    But when was anything ever easy for Anakin?

    The correct answer: never. Force knows nothing could ever just be smooth-sailing for him, there always had to be some sort of complication - as shown by the fact that him and Obi-Wan were currently running for their lives from battle droids and blaster cannons on the coldest, iciest, most deserted planet Anakin had ever encountered. And all for a mission they only partially completed.

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    Anakin and Obi-Wan end up stranded in a cave on a freezing cold planet after trying to infiltrate a Seperatist base.

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    After the Hardeen operation, emotions are raw. But before anything can be fully sorted out, the boys are sent to Christophsis for their next mission. Things don’t go as planned, and they find themselves alone in an unknown system with no hyperspace capabilities and no effective means of communication.

    [Or: Obi-Wan sticks up for Anakin. Anakin cooks Obi-Wan’s favorite meal. Banter. Feelings. More banter. Nightmares. Confessions. A coma. An old enemy. Some torture. More feelings. More banter. Smut with feeling. A happy ending.]

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    “Captain Tarkin,” Obi-Wan said, not even bothering to nod his head.

    “General Kenobi,” Tarkin replied.

    “This Officer’s Mess, is for men of the rank of Commander and above, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” Obi-Wan stated, voice leaving no room for argument.

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    Nearly half a millennium ago, a threat against every living being in the galaxy caused an alliance between the Jedi and Sith to be forged. The bond between them was quick to grow and strengthen over the years until the thought of hostility amongst each other was viewed the same as declaring war on a brother. Centuries later harmony has remained between the Orders. Being sent on constant missions together the Sith have grown overprotective of their self-sacrificing light sided friends while the Jedi are immensely fond of their dark counterparts. When a new enemy arises threatening to send the galaxy back into turmoil the two Orders must stand strong in the face of treachery, deceit, heartbreak, and war. Will the centuries of peace come to a bloody end? Can they solve the mystery behind the sudden arrival of this new threat? Could the prophecy of a chosen one be real? How far can a person be pushed before they snap? With the coming storm, the Jedi and Sith will find all these questions answered and more as they strive to remain together and keep balance in the galaxy.

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    Sorry for my terrible Summary but hear me out.

     

    Tiny sassy blind,mute obi-wan. Many things will change in this universe. And I think it a cute idea to write soooooo ya.

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    Cody was a sight to behold in his armor. Especially when it was freshly cleaned and gleaming. But somehow, the sight of him after battle was even more intoxicating. Obi-Wan wasn’t ashamed to admit his bias. He was a Sith, shame had no place in his life. And it also meant indulging in his desires.

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    5 times Padawan Obi-wan accidently called Master Anakin Daddy and 1 time Padawan Obi-wan called Master Anakin Daddy on purpose.

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    欧比旺·肯诺比在拍卖会上买下了一个特别的奴隶。

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    Anakin follows his Master to Geonosis and accidently gets caught trying to save his master. Hopefully they'll get out alive, with all their limbs attached....

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    Everyone in the galaxy knows that Jedi and Mandalorians mix about as well as water and oil. After the Massacre of Galidraan, the discovery (and execution) of the Sith lords hiding in plain sight, the Senate is in turmoil. They can't let the word 'Sith' be heard in public for fear of riots and uprisings, but they still need a scapegoat. Enter one Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan, and caught in the middle of whatever storm is brewing.

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