16 Works in Sassy Neil Josten

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    Neil goes to the US to join the PSU Vixens. Joining Palmetto's cheer squad gives him the opportunity to mess with the people he can't stand the most, all the while doing what he loves to do: dancing.
    He's here to wreak havoc and that's what he will do - though maybe there will be some things that he didn't plan to go the way they go, and maybe he won't even mind some of them happening all that much.

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    Broken Part II - Neil and Andrew try to navigate life post Andrew's suicide attempt now that he's in Denver and Neil's in his last year at PSU.

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    Andrews eyes were much too bright in the darkness and Neil fought the urge to look away from him. “Who are you?”
    “I’m no one important,” Neil replied watching the glow of Andrews cigarillo cast strange shadows on his face.
    “Says the man who shows up with a journal leading the way to something straight out of a child’s tale. And yet you managed to convince not only Captain, but Kevin as well. I’m interested, sue me.”
    Snorting, Neil leaned against the railing letting the ocean stay at his back as he stared at Andrew. “You have nothing for me to take,” he said.
    “Not true, I can offer you protection,” Andrew replied and after taking another drag, blew the smoke in Neil’s face.
    Blinking, he mulled the words over. “What makes you think I need protecting?” He waved a hand around the empty deck and then behind him in a vague motion, “What here is going to harm me other than you?”
    Andrew bared his teeth at that and stubbed out his cigarillo. “Harm me or mine and that is the only reason I would hurt you. I’m offering to make you mine and I won’t ask again.”

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    When he sees the ad, Andrew decides that he has nothing better to do so he might as well spend the summer in isolation. He thought it would be almost peaceful, no nagging boss or coworkers that don't understand personal space, just him his typewriter and miles of forest he was expected to keep from burning down. What he doesn't expect is the surly voice that floats over the radio and turns his world upside down. He doesn't expect to find himself waiting for another kind of fire instead (one that just may eat him alive if he's not careful).

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    Andrew is a sports photographer with terrible coworkers, Neil is a professional Exy player who mixes reporters' tears with his electrolytes, Nicky thinks Andrew needs a boyfriend, and Kevin just wants to stop ending up as their third wheel.

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    an au where The monsters run a coffee shop, Neil is really unlucky, and a lot of people are still alive but for how long nobody knows. Neil lies a lot although no one really notices, and Andrew is going to solve him, but first: Exy, and alarming amounts of sugar.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Neil has finally made it to pros, joining the RedSock Lions in Chicago. Andrew however is with the Houston Hornets.

    When Andrew is asked about how he feels about seeing his ex team mate on an opposing team, he makes a comment which starts the supposed 'rivalry' between the ex team mates.

    What the majority of people don't know is that Neil and Andrew are in fact together and have been since college, well that is until someone releases photos of them which show that the whole rivalry wasn't 100% real.

    or Neil and Andrew are both too stubborn to let the other have the last word.

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    1/1
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    Jack Bremer and Sheena Maugeri, freshmen Foxes, HATE most of the original nine Foxes, but especially their vice-captain; Neil Josten. They caught him with their captain; Dan Wilds and her boyfriend Matt Boyd, kissing them goodnight on Saturday, leading them to think that they've finally found a way to ruin the image that the Foxes have of him. Expose him to Andrew. They believe this could be a way to get him off the team.

    They are in for a big surprise.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    16
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    He came along and showed me how to let go.
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    A series of stories about Andrew and Neil, with occasional Fox Family-centric feels.
    Current lineup: SMUT / Neil bringing up his torture / Neil protecting the Foxes / Neil using Nathaniel for good / AU: Riko, Canon divergence / Fixing Nicky's Kiss / Post-Canon AU / 5+1 bonding / Andrew & Nathaniel / Neil & Nicky bond / Magic!AU with tattoos / Post-Canon Piercing & Aaron bonding / Neil & minor PTSD / Neil & PTSD, Andreil / SMUT / Andrew and jealousy (kinda) / Baltimore AU & Kevin, Matt bonding / Neil trauma & Andreil / normal!AU Andreil in 3 parts / Raven!Neil AU in 8 parts / Andreil tea shop!AU / Andreil flower shop!AU / Andreil no Exy&college AU / Andreil no exy & college AU again lmao
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    UPDATE: This has turned into a series where each fic is a different AU!

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Eve was not the best person in the world. Sometimes she didn’t hold the elevator open when she saw people rushing to catch it from the other side of the lobby. Cutting the line at Starbucks was a semi-regular action.

    But Eve did not deserve to be Neil fucking Josten's publicist.

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    Or, the one where Neil does what he wants, picks fights with reporters, discovers Twitter, breaks the internet, and really shouldn't be allowed out of his house.

    Andrew does nothing to discourage him.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    The food chronicles will be a collection of short fan fics about our boi's and food.
    Some might be pervy some might not. I just like the idea of them together.
    Sorry not sorry :P

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    “What do you think of the Ravens’ new player?”
    “He is nothing to me,” Andrew says, staring up at the ceiling, and then amends, “he can’t keep his mouth shut.”
    Renee hums in agreement. “He doesn’t seem bad for a Raven.”
    “Guns don’t seem bad until you shoot them.”
    “Do you think he’s going to end up shooting someone?”
    "I think that anyone who can’t keep their mouth shut is a liability and a danger.”
     
    Or, Riko is hellbent on bringing Kevin back to the Nest, Andrew is hellbent on stopping him, and Neil Josten is hellbent on making problems for everyone involved.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    346
    Kudos:
    1478
    Bookmarks:
    401
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    Just a short story taking inspiration from the scene where Renee and Andrew discus their plans encase of Zombie apocalypse. And Neil wanting to fight and go back for Andrew.
    So here are the monsters, within an apocalypse. >.

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    1,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    842
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    Neil had literally been tortured on several occasions, and that was still better than this.

    (written for the prompt: "andrew and neil meet in a group therapy")

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    Andrew meets Raven!Neil

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    798
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    156
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    An full length ficlet extension of my tumblr headcanon which ends with Andrew revealing Neil has a neck fetish on live television.

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    Written for the anon who asked: omfg can i pleASE get an extension of the last part of your andreil and subtle touches headcanon? the part where andrew's like "josten has a fucking neck fetish"

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    1
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    20
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    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    8601

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