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    Mary dies when Neil is 15, and suddenly he is alone, short on cash, and has no clue what to do.

    AU where Neil becomes a prostitute and Andrew is a detective. There will be crime and plot and murder and crime solving maybe possibly perhaps.

    (Note: takes place five years later when Neil is 20)

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    This is probably going to be really long. Basically, Andreil, after they both join a pro Exy team. Neil suggests they make things a little more interesting and don't necessarily tell anyone about their relationship, just act as they usually would. Cue the Minyard/Josten rivalry and basically just Andrew and Neil being little shits and thoroughly enjoying making everyone think they can't stand each other.

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    Author's summary;

    “Do you want to see my Pinterest wedding board?” Andrew asked, already pulling it up.

    Aaron, who’s arms had been crossed in what could only be him trying to be intimidating, completely lost his composure. “Your what?”

    “My Pinterest wedding board,” Andrew repeated. He patted the cushion next to him in invitation that Aaron hesitantly accepted, sitting down so slowly and gingerly it was comical. “Here.”

    He turned the computer towards Aaron, who gave Andrew a concerned look before finally looking at what was there. “You’re serious,” he stated.

    ~*~

    A Russian translation of this fic is available here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/11283874

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    Адам и Эндрю — лучшие друзья, коллеги и соседи. Но с тех пор, как Адам переехал в Гарвард, где его новым соседом стал Нил Джостен, Эндрю находится в поиске. И находит кого-то с голубыми глазами, кого-то, небезызвестного Адаму. Ведь когда-то Адам разбил его сердце. Захочет ли он встретиться с ним снова или будет избегать этой встречи всеми возможными способами? И узнает ли Нил о чувствах Эндрю к нему?
    Это история о том, как обрести дружбу и найти любовь вопреки всем жизненным препонам.

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    Neil is hiding in Millport Arizona, waiting for the school year to end by playing giving himself another chance at soccer now that he's on his won. Its been four years since he's seen Kevin, since he's seen anyone who knows what's hiding under the makeup on his cheek. Then that four years comes to an end and Neil gets a future.

    or- The foxes but they play soccer. their backstories are different so everyone is a little less messed up, someone people are worse, and the mafia crap isn't a big plot point.

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    Contrary to popular belief, Neil wasn’t stupid.

    Tired, yes. Bleeding, slightly. But he wasn’t stupid.

    He didn’t even let Hernandez pull him aside in Millport- the minute he heard someone was waiting for him he was gone. A flimsy excuse about grabbing something from his hallway locker (which he never even opened) and he hadn’t looked back.

    Neil grabbed his duffel in front of him, leaving bloody handprints that wouldn’t be seen on the black fabric, as he zipped it closed.

    As if this couldn’t get any worse, a third person stuck their head in the doorway, like some horrible clown car that wanted Neil dead.

    “What is the deal? We have a deadline guys.”

    They made eye contact, and Neil felt his soul leave his body.

    “Is that- fucking Josten?”

     

    (Or alternatively, Neil runs in Milport and has the worst possible luck one could imagine.)

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    Andrew glanced at the board and found his name at one of the pods of two rather than four (thank god), right next to the windows. Next to his name was ‘Neil Josten’, one Andrew didn’t recognize, but he had to be at least a sophomore to be in this class. Turning to find the right seats, Andrew found himself pausing as he walked, seeing the person he’d be sitting next to for the foreseeable future if Mr. Browning had his way.

    And shit, this was either a good thing or a bad thing, because Andrew is very, very gay, and Neil was good looking enough to become a distraction very quickly.

    ~*~

    Or, the Heartstopper AU nobody asked for but that I absolutely needed to write.

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    An AU where Mary never got Nathaniel out. Instead, he became too invaluable of an asset to be killed off or 'gifted' to Tetsuji. Instead, he's raised with Ichirou and Jean as a part of Ichirou's inner circle.

    He'd always had a knack for languages and lying and all the 'messy stuff' came easily enough when your father is called the Butcher of Baltimore. So Nathaniel became the Wraith. He was untraceable, unknowable, infalliable; a criminal fairytale.

    When Kevin Day leaves the Nest, there's no better person to send.

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    "Who the hell are you?" Andrew demanded.

    He wasn't anyone, not really; not anymore. He hadn't really been anyone in years now. There'd been a time. Once. But there were entire lifetimes between who he could have been and what he'd become. He could taste it sometimes; blackberries and sand stinging his tongue like the iron branded on his shoulder.

    It was easier to pretend he'd never been anyone at all.

    "I'm nothing," he answered. The ghost of a smile pulled at his lips; sharp and cruel. "A wraith." The Wraith, he didn't say, but the shadows ran through Andrew's eyes and he wondered if Andrew had heard it anyways.

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    After getting too caught up in a web of lies about his nonexistent love life, Andrew can no longer avoid bringing someone home to meet his family. Luckily, this turns out to be easier than he thought: the hot cashier at his favorite bakery is perfectly fine with doing this so long as he gets free dinners until the deal is up. His family even easily accepts their made-up love story, albeit warily.

    The only problem? Neil Josten is too good of a liar, and somehow the two are now engaged and planning their wedding.

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    Over the years, Neil had to find ways to distract himself from the horrors of his life and so it was expected that he had a list of things to do. The most common being to focus on his soul marks.

    Years ago, up until Neil was fourteen, the marks would show up all the time. Painless bruises and cuts, scars and scratches. They would appear for twenty-four hours before vanishing, despite his soulmate still baring them.

    Now they were much rarer. A scratch now and again from average clumsiness. A bruise from playing sports perhaps.

    They used to be much more sinister. Hand marks in the wrong places. Scars too neat to be accidental.

    There was someone out there for Neil. Someone to hope for.

    Maybe they were hoping for him too…

    --

    Neil has lived his entire live in solitary abuse. But now, with his mother dead and his father in prison, he has a shot at a 'normal' life when the Reynolds family adopt him.

    (A Highschool AU and a Soulmate AU merged into one! Hope you enjoy!)

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    There was something to Nathaniel Wesninski, something that many ignored and something that made those who knew him fall in love in every single way possible.

     

    (Or the story where Nathan and Mary have one final drop of humanity left in them, and use it in the best way they can- making a very hard decission with it. Where Neil helps Jean and Kevin escape the nest together, becomes one of the foxes earlier, and Andrew isn't the first Minyard that Neil meets, but is the first person that he ever falls in love with. In short Neil 'Im Fine' Josten is much more broken than he had ever been, but everything will be as okay as it can be at the end of the day...)

     

    P.S - Falling in love is meant in a platonic way and is different for almost all of the characters...

    Used to be - My Little Star, Lost on an Endless Sky...

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    When Neil and Andrew make a bet that Andrew can't write a song, Andrew rises to the challenge.

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    “What happened, Andrew?” Aaron asks.

    Andrew sighs. Andrew E Aaron's relationship has greatly improved through years of therapy with his foster mom Bee, now they trust and talk to each other.

    He thinks he should tell, so he just does.

    “The same thing that always happens. They didn't know me. So they fell in love with me and got to know me. Then go away.”

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    I was inspired by a part of Bojack Horseman to do this, and well the Andreils are happy and cute. Additional Twinyards with good sibling ratio.

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    A bunch of random ass one shots! These are written to help me cope because aftg completely ruined my life. These one shots are literally pulled out of my ass so keep those expectations low babes! Also if you need some closer hopefully these help you;)

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    Neil stayed with the ravens instead of escaping with his mother. He grows up with Jean and trains until he becomes too good of an exy player and Riko feels threatened and benches Neil. Kengo, trying to make Neil useful now that he’s not playing, sends Neil to assassinate Andrew in the hopes that it will bring Kevin back to the nest. What Neil first thought would be an easy job turns out to be much harder than he thought when he finds out that some people are just hard to kill.

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    His brother’s silence was telling in itself, but Neil’s skin was itching with anxiety already. He didn’t appreciate Ichirou being a drama queen right now.

    "The Russians."

    "What Russians now?" Neil whined. He was so done with goddamn Russia.

    "Mika Todorova. Ring a bell?"

    Neil's whole body tensed immediately at the mention of the name. Flashes of dyed black hair and blue eyes crowded his vision so he forced himself to close his eyes. "What about her?"

    Ichirou fell into a long silence, as though he was gathering his thoughts to articulate them properly, "You knew she was a daughter of an assassin," He started accusingly. "And yet, you still dared to sleep with her?"

    Or:
    Where Mary dies before they can escape and Nathaniel later turns out to be a scheming little bastard, who decides to befriend Ichirou and Riko Moriyama for their mutual benefit - he becomes an assassin.
    Which takes him to Andrew Doe and his current abusers.
    Oh, and the russian mafia. We can't forget the russian mafia.

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    Kevin snapped his fingers “I have an idea,” he said, eyes lighting up.

    “Kevin, you know you shouldn’t be thinking,” Neil hummed, enjoying the neat loops his purple pen made as he wrote.

    “You’re going to be my fake-date to the prom.”

    Well, there went the neat loops. Neil looked up. “I’m sorry, what?”

    Kevin leaned in, starting to grin. Neil leaned back, unsure how to feel about this version of Kevin. “You’ll be my fake-date to the prom, and that’ll make Jeremy and Jean jealous. Then they’ll confess that they want to be my boyfriends, and we’ll go on dates.”

    “What kind of novel do you think you’re living in right now?”

    ~*~

    Or, Neil is Kevin’s fake-date to the prom, Kevin is a disaster the entire time, and Andrew is in no way jealous.

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    Neil get's asked out by a girl at the library which dredges up some shitty memories.

    Andrew and Neil talk about it afterwards

     

    Title taken from: Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

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    “What can I get you, Neil Josten?”

    Neil stood still, staring. He didn’t say a word for what felt like hours, enough time for some memories of blue eyes watching, always observing, to fill Andrew’s head. Say it, he thought, hoping with everything he had in him that this wasn’t some sort of hallucination. I need you to say it.

    “I…” Neil choked out, pausing. “I would like a small coffee.”

    It felt like Andrew had been physically struck. “Sure. Room for cream?”

    “No,” Neil said. “Just black. Thanks.”

    ~*~

    Or, the Spider-Man AU nobody asked for I decided I needed to write after watching No Way Home. Contains spoilers for No Way Home!

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    "Nathaniel turned his head and began saying something to Natalie, but the second man moved, suddenly. He grabbed the knife from Nathaniel’s hand and sunk it deep into his shoulder.

    Andrew’s heart stopped in the few moments he watched his partner get pinned to the brick wall behind them, seeing blood spreading over the fabric of the shirt he was wearing.

    Nathaniel’s facial expression didn’t twitch. His eyes were cold, calculating, his jaw set against the pain. He seemed to breathe out before wrapping his fingers around the man’s wrist, pushing down on the pressure points in his arm, and managing to release his grip on the knife. Nathaniel then managed to rip the blade from his flesh and cleanly slit across the attacker’s throat."

    (Neil, Renee, and Andrew show just how terrifying they can be when in possession of a few knives)

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