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    When Valeska Lavellan was sent to spy upon the Conclave, she had no idea how much her life would change. In the wake of the Breach, she must make the ultimate choice between what is right and what is easy. With the help of her advisers and her companions; she sets out to discover who began all this and why she was placed at the center of the plot.

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    She was sent to the Conclave to gather information.

    "Well," she says, years later, "I certainly succeded."

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    Beatrix Jones was your average college senior, just trying to survive her last semester, when fate decided to intervene. Courtesy of a tear in the Fade (and the very fabric of the Universe), she somehow ended up in Thedas as the Herald of Andraste and the Leader of the Inquisition. Small problem: she knows next to nothing about this strange new world and even less about how to exist in it. Luckily, she has the best men and women of Thedas on her side to help her along the way. [Warning: Strong Language] Updated on Thursdays.

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    The so-called Herald of Andraste has some choice words for Rodercik. These words have been passed down from one great elf to the next generation, and young Lavellan feels the need to share them.

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    Camille or simply "Cam" to his friends and broody lover one day disappeared only to appear in the ruins of what used to be the temple of sacred ashes with a glowing green left hand. Varric can't decide if he should feel happy, relieved or scared as hell because he is the one who needs to inform a certain Broody elf he has no idea where he might have gone...."I'm happy i don't have to do this in person".

    A Sequel to my DA:2 Story.... it's still a draft and i'm still playing the game so i'm thinking about making it an Origin/prequel side thing. I will include an introduction to my OC as I always do but i suck at drawing so i'm just going to borrow google pics as usual ( Lazy af butt and i won't lie~)

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    "Catching feelings? In MY Skyhold? It's more likely than you think." --Velthei Lavellan, probably

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    Caroline Trevelyan and Varric Tethras have made a bet, and somebody has to lose

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    Twenty five years before The Breach, an odd character named Andy sends an unsuspecting woman into the world of Thedas. Armed with just a bag of gold, a map detailing where to go, and immortality, Ella Golightly must traverse through the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, attempting to get back home and maybe...just maybe save some semblance of the human, elven, qunari, and dwarven races.

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    Let's Masturbate
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    Iron Bull, Dorian, and Elryn having semi-dungeon sex. Dungeon sex without the dungeon. It's hardcore bdsm, just read it already, you horny motherfucker.

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    If anyone had told Taeja that she would be wandering around various locations with a rag tag band of misfits...well she might have believed you. However if that same person had told her that she would be the leader of said band of rag tag misfits, be hunkered down in a giant castle on the top of a mountain (found by some weird egg head shaped Crotchety old elf with a constant look of disapproval), and have a hand that suddenly glows green, there is a possibility she might not have believed you.

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    At best they were combustible, at worst, well...there's a reason its called an inferno. And they were going it just the two of them; a Mage and a former Templar sent together to parlay for the Inquisition at Redcliffe and Therinfal. It wouldn't be the trip of a lifetime for either, but it very well could just start the journey of a lifetime for both.

    Retelling of In Hushed Whispers and Champions of the Just plus the main storyline. Game dialogue will be used when necessary and there is some canon divergence. Sunday updates for chapters. My first ever fanfic so I hope ya'll enjoy!
    [Chapters NSFW / trigger warnings marked at the beginning]

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    Elise Lavellan has finally been caught in the act, setup in the middle of a sting operation, she has two options: Go to prison, probably for life, or join Overwatch.

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    Based on a writing prompt I found.

    Lorian Trevelyan has had issues in handling dragons. Iron Bull offers a suggestion.

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    Cullen despised making a fool of himself. He despised even more the idea of having to clumsily dance with a palace-load of Orlesian nobles. It was going to be an even more excruciating experience than these lessons, he predicted sourly.
     

    'Clara. I... apologise in advance for any damage done to your feet,' Cullen muttered apologetically, already done with the entire humiliating experience. Cullen thought that what he despised most of all might be making a fool of himself in front of women.

    ~*~

    Cullen's dancing lessons with the Inquisitor's ever-present but inconspicuous shadow of a bodyguard get a little... out of hand.

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    Aeryn Trevelyan has been through it all. Born to a noble family with a thirst for power, she was offered as a marriage alliance with Tevinter when her magic manifested as a toddler, instead of being sent to the Chantry as was the custom for the Trevelyan family. Growing up in Tevinter was... interesting. But refusing a marriage after being betrothed for 10 years got her a one way ticket to the Ferelden Circle.

    The beginning was fine, but it quickly became the worst experience of her life, and defending herself only brought more trouble. After two years in the circle, she escaped with the help of her brother and best friend and wandered Thedas for the next 10 years until she found herself being prisoner after an explosion ripped a giant green hole in the sky. The Inquisition had been warned about her, and she was met with distrust at [almost] every turn.

    Cullen and the Herald have a history, but how far back does it go and what exactly was their relationship?

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    Sera said if The Inquisitor seemed more like people he wouldn’t seem so scary to those willing to give their lives for him. It might also make inquisiting more bearable considering they deal with batshit magister assholes, mercenaries, demons, the carta, orlesians, and dragons – which, despite what Bull says, are only cool until they try to eat you. Not to mention they fight whatever else the sky literally throws at them.

    Showcasing The Inquisition not only makes The Inquisitor seem more relatable and approachable but explains how/why he hasn’t thrown himself from a balcony yet. Also, who in Andraste’s name is that Qunari who just showed up?

    Featuring: Inquisitor Lavellan, Adaar The Valo-Kas Mercenary, Sera, Iron Bull & His Chargers, Lady Josephine Montilyet, Hawke, A Broody Glowing Elf, Varric, Dorian, Harding, Cole, and other people of limited importance (i.e. the rest of the inquisition). “Special Guest” appearances by: Clan Lavellan, Bianca The Crossbow, The Hero Of Ferelden, Whoever Rules Orlais, King Alistair & Queen Anora Theirin, Various Grey Wardens, and that other Hawke sibling; you know, the grumpy one.

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    The Inquisitor can't seem to think straight around the heroic and devilishly handsome Champion of Kirkwall. And he doesn't make it any easier on her when he unexpectedly invites her to his room one night.

    And what starts off as a fling turns into a whirlwind romance neither one of them is prepared for.

    Shameless, shameless smut. What began as a one shot has evolved into a full work of mostly smut with a few dashes of angst and fluff for good measure.

    Eventual happy ending. All in good time, dear readers.

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    "if you wish for peace, prepare for the war,"

    Daerion Lavellan did not want this, he does not know how to be a hero, and he certainly isn't the herald of bloody Andrasde. He is just here to stand around, look pretty, and kill demons.

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    A full year has passed since the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition and the Herald of Andraste, Silea Ashaadahlen Lavellan, has put down her bow to raise her children as the other former members of the organisation go their separate ways. An incident causes a break in Leliana's spy network which puts Silea in a position she wasn't prepared for as her former lover comes back to Skyhold intent on making her life a living hell as they work to reunite their child with the living world.

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