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    Harry James Potter is bored, and Death just happens to know how to entertain him.

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    Growing up with the Dursleys makes Harry who he is. What would happen if it had a whole other outcome on Harry? Instead of just knowing when to duck and shut his trap, he learned a lot more? Survival instincts are high as a once innocent boy slowly becomes a lot more dangerous. The world doesn't play fair, well neither does Harry. Thank you to 4thPeverell for Co-writing/editing.

    Spotify song req: https://forms.gle/3osq19HyqWcVCMU48

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    Alina Lupin-Black. Daughter of an alleged Death Eater and a cardigan-wearing werewolf. The fourth friend in the Golden Quad. The said escaped Death Eater on the loose. What could go wrong?

    I do not own Harry Potter, but I should. Swearing + canon violence.

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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    "There were only two other people who seemed to be able to see them: A stringy Slytherin boy standing just behind Goyle was watching the horse eating with an expression of great distaste on his face; and Neville, whose eyes were following the swishing progress of the long black tail."

    Three conversations about thestrals. In which Harry is thoughtful, Theo is angry and Neville is chill

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    Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.

    Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.

    Naturally, things escalate. A lot.

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    Harry Potter was in a new world- his magic wonky and body a stranger's. Familiar faces- unfamiliar time. But did the boy care? Nope. The apprentice Necromancer was instead pouting from being restrained from practicing his Art and rituals. It was beyond frustrating to go from a master(somewhat) to dunce- building it all back up was not going to be fun.

    Now- if only those familiar faces understood that and stopped dragging him to their troubles... no, thank you.

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    “Good morning, signorina,” he said, at last, not breaking eye contact.

    Hariel was not going to lose this contest. She was not.

    “Good morning,” she replied with saccharine sweetness, “Do I have something on my face?” she asked innocently, her glare not leaving his.

    “A smudge of chocolate on your left cheek, actually, but I was not going to comment on it.”

    Oh, Hariel, though morosely, the trip was just going to be lovely.

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    Harry and Reborn have to share a train compartment for an indefinite amount of time. Chaos ensues. Of course, it does.

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    Voldemort is back. Dumbledore is bearing down. And Harry? Well, he wants nothing to do with it. He's smarter than he lets on and ambitious to boot-- just like the Hat saw back in first year-- so he plays the waiting game, letting time tick away until he's able to get away from it all. But everything's about to change-- for everyone.

    Alternatively titled Harry Potter and the Night Dumbledore's Dreams Died a Swift Death.

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    Corvus Marvolo Lestrange always felt like he was different, like there was something wrong with him. He’d look at his family and try to pinpoint exactly what happened differently for him. He didn’t act like them, didn’t think like them, and he just didn’t understand them. No matter how hard his Uncle Lucius tried to make him understand, it just wouldn’t work. His only hope was Hogwarts. Maybe having people his age around would help him to see things more clearly. Thankfully, his wait is almost over– he’s just gotten his Hogwarts letter!

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    What if Bellatrix had a son who was raised by the Malfoy’s? How would his existence affect everyone?

     

    Hogwarts years 1-7 (Currently on year 4)

    The first few chapters suck sorry lol !! I get better at writing as it goes on :)

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    I thought it would be funny to rewrite the Harry Potter series, but Harry is Gen Z. Shenanigans ensue.

    NO ONE IS SAFE.

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    Harry was never the type to discriminate against his lovers on the basis of supernatural species, it was the 21st Century for Godric's sake! But, unfortunately for Harry, this free way of thinking comes back to bite him in the arse as an impromptu trip to New York with one of his beaus leads to him getting kidnapped by two witches. Carted across the east coast, Harry is dumped on the doorstep, and forced to do the bidding, of one very infamous Hybrid. Harry had always made it a point to never get involved in anyone else's world-ending affairs, but the town of Mystic Falls and its many characters seem hell-bent on keeping him there. And the longer he stays, the more his own demons come to play. Hopefully, when all is said and done, he'll have something left of himself.

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    Petunia was maybe a bad person, however, she never thought of herself as someone cruel - so when she found a child on her doorstep and knew his life with her family would be horrid, she drove him to an orphanage.
    Good for her, because that angry boy would rip her head clean of if she tried to make him into someone else than a rude genius.

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    Harry Potter awaits to go back to Hogwarts to begin his second year when he unexpectedly gets a surprise visit from his future self. In which he time travels Harry, unwillingly he wants to note, back in time when Voldemort first began to rise in power. Great.

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    Harry was tired, so very tired. So he retreats into his mind once he becomes the Master of Death. Thankfully, Death takes care of his master.
    Death wants to travel back in time? Harry doesn't particularly mind, leave when up to Fate. He's too lazy to pick a date.

    I don't own any of the Harry Potter franchises, those belong solely to the original creator and holders of the copyright.

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    “How can you almost killed us in the sea!?” Draco lowered his hands to hold Harry's shoulders, “You can't panic with your element! You're the Chosen One! How is that possible?”

    “A lot of talent and bad luck,” Harry nodded and blew out a strand of hair that fell into his eyes. “And stop calling me The Chosen One. It is uncomfortable.”

    Harry really hated prophecies, fate, and the whole package of being The Chosen One. But mainly he hated the merman in front of him.

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    What if Harry's mom was black? I don't mean the Walburga, screams her head off, blood purist, kind of black either. I mean the kind of black mom who don't take crap for anything or from anyone, you put her child in danger then feel her hands kind of black.
    Follow the life of Harry as he tries to navigate growing up with a single, female lawyer as a mother who is crazy enough to attack someone if they touch her child.

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    Whumpay Day 4 - Damsel in distress/”I had it handled.”/Burns

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    “Potter,” Minerva stated, blinking rapidly. She looked behind him, checking for more guests. “How can I help you?”

    Help. Harry’s shoulders sagged. Minerva had been one of the few to ask him that question, and have Harry believe she actually wanted the full answer.

    “Professor,” he said. He cleared his throat, wilting under Minerva’s hawkish stare. “Sorry, I know you’re Headmistress now. I can’t shake the habit. I, uh...” Harry rocked on his toes, back and forth. “I’ve been seeing therapists from the Ministry. But none of them are clicking. And you... You sent me a letter, recently, saying you’ve noticed your students seeing Thestrals.”

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    Sequel to "Your Answer". Harry is at his wit's end, trying to find a therapist that suits him. With some help from Minerva, he settles on the unassuming, hard-hitting Dr. Ashford--the same therapist, interestingly enough, Draco Malfoy visits.

    Brought together once more, Harry finds an unlikely companion in Draco, in between sessions. Draco, whose glare has softened. Draco, who no longer relies on his name to get by.

    Draco, who might know Harry's struggles a little better than Harry gives him credit for.

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    Harry Potter, hermano gemelo olvidado del “Niño que vivió”, asesinado a golpes por sus abusivos parientes muggles. Pero su magia no estuvo de acuerdo en morir tan temprano, por lo que cavó profundamente en su alma y sangre y sacó a relucir algo que lo ayudará a sobrevivir y vivir. Pero la pregunta es… ¿Quién lo sacará de su destino cruel destinado?

    Tom Sorvolo Ryddle, alias Lord Voldemort, ha caído en el más profundo de los vacíos debido a su adicción a las Artes Oscuras. Entonces, cuando su profetizado "Igual" y enemigo mortal, que también es el guardián de su pieza del alma, acude en su ayuda y le ofrece otra oportunidad ayudándolo a recuperarse de la locura, llenando así el vacío que ha sido creado por el cruel y despiadado destino, ¿Qué hará? ¿Puede rechazar al pequeño creador del caos de ojos verdes que se declaró a sí mismo como su “hijo en todo menos en sangre”?

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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    6
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