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    Harry lives at the orphanage in Tom's timeline. He has weird rune scars.

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    2,877
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    2/?
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    6
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    70
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    11
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    Harry Potter was not having a good day. Struck by lightning, chased by 'giants', becoming trapped in Devil's Snare and nearly ending up an Acromantula's pre-dinner appetiser, are all very bad things. And he is now living in the Slytherin dorms. It says something about his life that he isn't really all that surprised by the events of the last twenty-four hours. It's a wonder he hasn't gone barmy before now. It really is.

    It also should be taken under advisement, that Draco Malfoy should NOT be allowed to name things. EVER.

    And what is up with Nearly Headless Nick and the other ghosts? Why is someone going around polyjuiced as Harry? Why do they smell like radishes? And do they HAVE to suck on so many sugar quills?

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    52,556
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    276
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    1198
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    369
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    "Do you want me to get you an ice pack or some painkillers?" Hadrian fussed over his injured Cloud Guardian.

    Gargouille looked at them with a straight face. "I want to die."

    Hadrian sighed. "Why do the people I talk to always order off menu?"

    IT'S HERE~! The reboot of Acedia~ I hope all of you enjoy what I've done~

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    English
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    43,757
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
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    95
    Kudos:
    511
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    232
    Hits:
    7738
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    Harry and Teddy go pick up Scorpius from a Muggle jail. Scorpius has an uncanny ability to get in everyone's head and incites some overdue conversations and good old fashioned smut.

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    1,256
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    17
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    390
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    Kiedy na Nokturnie zostaje odnalezione ciało kobiety, której według wszelkich przesłanek wcale nie powinno tam być, aurorzy parnerzy Potter i Malfoy rozpoczynają śledztwo.

    Language:
    Polski
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    11,087
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
    Comments:
    6
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    An epileptic, Slytherin Harry AU of the Harry Potter books. In which Harry becomes great friends with Draco, realizes he has seizures, saves the world, and gains an adoptive father, although not particularly in that order.

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    English
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    9,924
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    389
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    113
    Hits:
    4030
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    Hogwarts makes an executive decision concerning two students, what does this spell out for them, their friends, and the war?

    Language:
    English
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    17,627
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    361
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    89
    Hits:
    9632
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    Harry Potter is the last of the Potter family. He finds that his family name, Potter, is known to the magical world as warriors and defenders. Most assume that is where young Harry Potter gets it from. After all, it seems for the last several centuries Potters have led the fight either in front of the battlefield or in the political arena. But what about his Mother’s side of the family? What secrets does Lily Potter’s bloodline hold for her one and only son?

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    English
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    2,872
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1055
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    Imagine John Constantine as a Hogwarts professor

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    English
    Words:
    5,732
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
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    132
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1035
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    Ginny gets owned and Harry opens his "friends" eyes.

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    English
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    4,345
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    112
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    16
    Hits:
    2790
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    Harry discovered his libido after the war and his return to Hogwarts now seems more difficult than ever.

    Language:
    English
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    7,951
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4653
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    Dumbledore said Harry had a choice. He could go back, go back to battle, end the war. He could go on, be with his loved ones in the afterlife. Somehow, he settled for in between and landed somewhere in America in the year 2010 with two guns pointed at him. Plucked from one war in one universe, Harry finds himself smack dab in the middle of another.

     

    (Betas acquired!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    190,405
    Chapters:
    10/15
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    624
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    2584
    Bookmarks:
    1094
    Hits:
    51024
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    Yeah I dunno yet. I upload it now for a friend, will properly add taggs later.

    Language:
    English
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    1,928
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
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    186
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    Harry is outed during the summer before 8th year and is forced to room with a girl. Enter Pansy Parkinson.

     

    "I don't want to room with a girl. I want to room with Ron," he said. "Besides, this is ridiculous! I've never messed around with anyone at Hogwarts."

    Now it was McGonagall's eyebrow that lifted at him.

    A slight blush tinged Harry's cheeks and he fought to keep it from going full down his neck as he remembered the prefects bathroom in 4th year. "Fine," he amended, "I've never messed around with anyone in Gryffindor."

    McGonagall pursed her lips.

    "Oh bloody- any men in Gryffindor then," he said, "I've never messed around with any men in Gryffindor."

    Language:
    English
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    37,159
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    264
    Kudos:
    1302
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    17344
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    “I bet that Harry James Potter, can reforge Tom Marvolo Riddle anew sane and whole; thus changing the course and the flow of time and outcome of the withering wizarding world so says I so mote it be.”

    Letting out a choked noise of shock the male snorts, “And if he does not you wager too much.”

    “Then I give you both Tom Marvolo Riddle and Harry James Potter to reap for your own benefits, consuming their souls would bring you joy would it not brother?”

    “Gaia you are too generous, you know not what you offer.” He frowned.

    “Or perhaps I know what you do not know, and will not see hmm?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,153
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    1631
    Bookmarks:
    456
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    27156
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    Harry has a dying wish, he would like the story of his life to be heard at least once, the whole truth. Not the one that was sugar-coated by the blasted headmaster. Right before his final day of living at the blasted muggles’ house Harry writes a letter, just one letter that was addressed to no one in particular. In this letter was information regarding the war, his time at Hogwarts, the manipulations of the headmaster and his friends, his home life, and last but not least where they could find his dead body. He gives the letter to Hedwig and sets off to live his last day to the fullest before he kills himself. He deserves at least one day of freedom, right? Who will get the letter, and is there hope that someone will stop Harry from committing suicide?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,345
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    837
    Bookmarks:
    195
    Hits:
    12978
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    Dhatura Lily Potter had the worst luck, ever. Abandoned by the Dursleys, and living on the streets of London, she refused to become bitter.
    Karma owed her quite a bit, so when a quite literally MAGICAL surprise hit, she felt nothing but awe.

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    English
    Words:
    20,449
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1552
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    During the Triwizard Tournament, a Slytherin Harry was surprised to see his Fiancé impersonating a Professor and made sure to show his displeasure at the man for keeping it from him for so long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2047
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    It's Draco's birthday. He doesn't want to celebrate — or does he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1256
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    Summary

    Being an unexpected visitor has it's perks.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,321
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2940

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