17 Works in Sassy Clint Barton

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    cappuccino has named the chat Some Assembly Required.

    irony-man: ha

    irony-man: batteries not included

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    “Aw, Cap--you never heard of the healing power of blowjobs?”

    Series is inspired and titled based on the song "Born For This" by The Score.

    [For readers who come here for specific ship tags; this is part of a multi-part series of Avengers porn. Each character is linked to multiple ships. The current installment is centrally Clint x Steve.]

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    Steve drags Bucky to a party, Clint drags Bucky outside, and Bucky drags Clint across a room. There's a lot of dragging.

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    “Agent Barton?”

    He debated whether or not to respond to that, but, well, what was the worst that could happen? They started shooting again? Because that was happening, either way.

    “Santa? Is that you?”

    There was a single snort of laughter, a growled warning, and then more silence. Clint couldn’t really tell from that how many people were on the other side of the door/wall - that was, he knew without even looking, likely just a flimsy mess of drywall and insulation at that point.

    “Agent Barton, surrender yourself at once.”

    “Still waiting on that pony I asked for seventeen years ago, pal. Not surrendering shit until I get it.”

    Not at all surprisingly, Clint’s ultimatum was met with more gunfire.

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    Steve misses the new life and family he had carved out for himself in this weird new era but Bucky will always be priority one- Especially now that he's reaching the end of recovery. Tony finds himself alone after Pepper dumps him and drunk texts the dark phone. At Bucky's insistence, Steve begins to pull their scattered family back together and it all starts with a crooked picture of a welcome mat captioned eloquently "snot?".

    Clint is there when Tony wakes up, Peter and Michelle close behind, and a week later Steve and Bucky show up with Nat creeping in in the shadows at some point.

    Clint misses his actual family, Peter just wants to be treated like an adult, and Nat crafts a scheme to force the two antiques to confront the true nature of their bond.

    Tony, of course, runs around pulling everyone's pigtails.

    ["You must have been pretty fucked last night," Clint observed, standing and walking back to the door. "You got french toast shit? I'm makin' you breakfast bitch, lock it up."]

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    “Why do you smell like men’s deodorant.” Clint prompts, leaning back after he leered in once he’d caught a “man's” scent on her blouse.

    “Deodorant has no gender.” After pause she says, “That’s what Peter taught me. But yes my deodorant does have the word Men on it, if that’s what you were asking.”

    “Why?” Asks Steve, confused why a dame like Pepper would want to smell like products men typically use.

    “Because a friend gave it to me. Does my scent threaten your combined masculinity?”

    “Uh.”

    Or Pepper wears "mens" deodorant and doesn't give a fuck. And everyone blushes a lot

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    You make the best chocolate chip cookies the boys had ever tasted. Your baking talent becomes an obsession within the team and gets out of control, and upon your declaration to stop baking the boys take matters into their own hands—almost burning down Avengers Tower.

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    Amidst a fury of fire and blood, everything Tony thinks of himself is burned away and he’s left with a gaping wound, an absence so deep he’ll never fill the hole. Tony enters the caves of The Ten Rings a hostage, beaten but defiant. He leaves Iron Man, born in blood and pain, the bodies of his enemies left burning behind him.

    After losing his Daemon in Afghanistan, Tony's not quite sure where to go next, or whether or not what returns to the States is even human. He's hanging on by a thread, not quite able to live, but not able to give up and die either. Until the Avengers, who show him how to heal, and Bucky Barnes, who might just give him a little something more.

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    “Who are you?”

    Jumping an impressive amount and still managing to stick the landing back in her white stool, Ro’s hissed out a colorful string of profanity in response to the formerly frozen man’s question. Shaking her head to clear away the adrenaline high, Ro reached for her phone to call Steve. Or Tony. Or Clint - he is the one with those tranq arrows after all. Or all of the above. Yes, definitely all of the above.

    “Wait,” the man’s demand was immediately followed by whispered sincerity as his head fell, “please. Please don’t call everyone back.”

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    Steve and his friends need Tony. Tony is just fine where he is, thank you, but he'll always help.

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    Another adventure in the chronicles of Tony's evil Maine Coone, Buttercup.

    In which Clint is certain he has things figured out, Natasha indulges his bullshit, Bucky would like his boyfriend to stay out of trouble for five minutes, Buttercup accompanies Tony to a meeting and Things Happen.

    Or: How Buttercup became known as The Murder Queen.

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    Clint Barton (The Amazing Hawkeye)
    So this is what all the fuss was about. +Bucky Barnes 'The Winter Soldier'

    Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier)
    What fuss?

    Clint Barton (The Amazing Hawkeye)
    This g+ stuff. Cap said you were playing with social media stuff and you know me.

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    Steve and Tony have to hitch a ride to Clint's farmhouse and are forced into close corridors.

    So of course adorableness ensues.

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    A slow clap reverberated around the room, Clint’s voice cutting through the silence. “The Futurist gentlemen! The Futurist is here! He sees all. He knows what’s best for you, whether you like it or not.” It was a snarl, tinged in a vehement bitterness that Tony had never heard from the archer.

    Or, an expanded take on Clint and Tony's Raft conversation.

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    Phil Coulson and Clint Barton have a certain way of communicating with each other that causes a lot of miscommunication and misadventures, at least on the Avengers part. Everyone is confused, and somehow amidst all the mess, these two idiots find time to fall in love

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    Being an assassin isn't all it's cracked up to be- especially when Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanov, and Clint Barton have to pretend to be bakers on top of it all. Things go smoother than planned until Bucky meets a certain blond with broad shoulders and gorgeous baby blues- then everything is turned upside down.

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    When Tony finds a new friend, he just can't expect them to be normal, can he?

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