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    When Steve rescues Bucky from a car wreck in the middle of a snow storm, he isn't looking for a reward, but he certainly isn't expecting to be berated about his lack of wifi and his “unjustifiable” use of emergency scissors either. He also isn't expecting to find his infuriating new housemate so goddamn attractive.

    Saving Bucky Barnes’ life was easy. Living with him? Not so much.

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    Not every mission is an assassination, and not every target goes on a kill list. Sometimes a mission is a personal favor. And sometimes a target needs to be rescued.

    (Or: The one where the General’s granddaughter has an unpleasant encounter with the men who say “bro,” the men who say “bro” have an even more unpleasant encounter with the Winter Soldier, and the Soldier remembers things he shouldn’t. Naturally, everything is horrible.)

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    Bucky peered into the cell of one S. Rogers through the little window. There was moss and vines on the walls nearest the cot where Rogers was sitting.

    "Are you really poisonous?" Bucky asked.

    Rogers ignored him.

    "I'm not a guard," Bucky said. "Don't tell on me, though."

    That got Rogers' attention. He slowly got up from his bunk and approached the door. He had to stoop some so he could look through the window.

    "Who are you?" he asked, in a voice that was quiet but authoritative.

    Bucky suppressed the shiver that wanted to run down his spine.

    "I'm Bucky."

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    What do you get when you put a former psychiatrist-turned-felon with a penchant for dress-up, and a former botanist-turned-eco terrorist with a poisonous touch, in the same lock-up?

    Answer: a prison break and wild getaway, a whole lot of trouble and a whole heap of fun!

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    If there was an award for bad luck, Gabrielle would win it, hands down. Right down to the fact that Deadpool got his hands on Cable's time travel device and she was sent back in time to World War 2.

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    - Сержант Барнс?
    - Ой, я бы не стал так его называть, - предупредил Сэм.
    - Капитан Ебанько! - проорал Барс, барахтаясь под весом Уилсона. – Ну-ка иди сюда и дерись со мной!
    Стив не знал, что делать – то ли засмеяться, то ли свалить в рассвет. Он умудрился совместить оба действия в одно, сделав пару шагов назад и фыркнув. Как бык на корриде.
    - Давай-ка успокойся, Барнс, - вещал Сэм, пытаясь устаканить попытки Барнса ужом выскользнуть из-под него. – Неприлично получается. Это ж чёртов капитан Америка.
    - Чёртов капитан Америка! – повторил за ним Барнс, вновь срываясь на крик.
    Стив откашлялся.
    - Я вроде как тебя искал, - сказал он Барнсу.
    - Надеюсь, в этот раз смазку ты принёс! – проорал Барнс.

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    Невероятный человек спас Баки, и он влюбился.

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    The garland strung along the upper railings tells him where he is (the fucking Kursk base), who is working on him (fucking HYDRA), what they’re putting him through (so fucking cold), and what’s expected of him (…he tends to draw a blank here; there’s only so much garland can help with).

    The birds are the most interesting of the objects tucked into the greenery. They shine and glitter in the flickering, buzzing fluorescent lights, and sometimes say hello. Not at all like real birds, though he can’t recall when he last had an opportunity to stare incessantly at any actual, non-garland-haunting birds.

    He may be going a little stir-crazy.

    (Or: *cracks egg into skillet* And this is the Winter Soldier’s mind with absolutely nothing to occupy his thoughts but some bird-themed Christmas decorations along the upper railings. Naturally, everything is horrible.)

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    Living in foster care is hard enough. Living in abusive foster homes is even worse. HYDRA experimenting on you is almost life shattering. But all that is nothing compared to the world shattering news of finding out that Steve Rogers, Captain America, The Nomad, America's former golden boy, whatever you wanted to call him, is your father.

    **Kinda takes place at the same time as Infinity War but none of the bad shit. Like they all have their Infinity War looks but the movie actually didn't happen. I just like their looks in the movie. They all look like BAMFs**

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    Steve and Bucky pull out their old-timey slang to annoy Tony. Thor is confused. The other Avengers are amused.

    Based on a prompt about Steve and Bucky trolling the Avengers using 1940s slang.

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    [***My Two Front Teef resumed December 2nd, 2018***]

    “There was an accident.”

    “What?! What kind of accident?” Steve demanded. “Is everyone okay?”

    Two adorable brunette children walked into frame on the long distance video call. Two very small children with very familiar faces.

    “Hi, Thteebie!” The little boy waved and smiled, showing off the gap where his two front teeth should have been.

    Steve knew that face, maybe better than his own. “Bucky?”

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    Steve and Bucky came from two completely different worlds. Whether you’d define them as The Haves and The Have-nots, or The Jocks and The Weirdos, it was never a pretty thing when the two sides mixed. Steve Rogers was The King of the Jocks: superstar athlete, insanely rich, wildly popular, and friends with every asshole that Bucky despised. On the other side of Eaton Academy’s social hierarchy, you had The King of the Misfits, Bucky Barnes. Firmly middle class, out, proud, and wickedly funny, Bucky didn't give a fuck what the spawn of Manhattan’s elite thought about him. He rocked My Little Pony t-shirts and cheap pink sunglasses with a big grin and an even bigger middle finger in the air.

    Smash Steve and Bucky’s worlds together and what do you get? Blurred lines, the realization that nothing is ever simple, and a big, beautiful mess that takes them to places neither of them ever would’ve expected.

    Equal parts comedy, fluff, romance, psychological drama and thriller: strap in and enjoy the ride.

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    Every year, Bucky makes his new year’s resolutions. And every year, he fails. Maybe this time, with a little help from his favourite girl, things will turn out different.

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    “What the fuck, Stark. I don’t...I don’t hate you. Christ!”

    Tony registered the offended and visceral tone of Barnes’ voice before processing the words, shaken off guard by both when they finally sunk in.

    “That’s...huh.” Tony responded, eloquently.

    “Is this about what I said when we got here? Because I meant that Steve would never make you bunk with me alone because you wouldn’t like it.” Barnes said, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

    “...huh.”

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    Logan runs a club. A strip club, which also hosts mud wrestling.

    Bucky is a male stripper, and one of the mud wrestlers.

    Despite Logan's personal policy of not having a workplace romance, Bucky takes matters into his own hands and puts the moves on Logan.

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    Steve couldn’t remember the last time he had gotten someone’s number. Maybe a month ago? Jesus, how long had it been since he’d last washed his jeans? He had nothing better to do, so might as well see who is on the other end.

    Hey who is this?

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    When overworked nurse Steve Rogers sets out to get a simple cup of coffee, he somehow finds himself in a curious little shop owned by a captivating, yet slightly confusing young man. Steve soon discovers that his life begins to change for the better when he becomes a frequent customer, but that's got to be because of the delicious beverages, and absolutely not because of... anything else. It couldn't possibly have to do with the beautiful man behind the counter, who whispers secret words into cups of coffee and seems to know Steve better than he knows himself. ...Right?

    ...

    A Nurse!Steve and Magic!Barista!Bucky Coffee Shop AU!

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    Just soft Winterfalcon fluff for my bab Joodle noodle (Jade)

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    Will an overworked NYPD Detective make it to the work's Christmas party on time to meet the cute medical examiner under the mistletoe?

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    Bruce Banner stumbles upon the fabled Winter Soldier sitting in the communal lounge, knitting away, faster than the eye can see.

    Just what is he doing, and what is he making?

    For the “knitting something for you” fluff bingo square, for CJ.

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    Bucky is a bounty hunter, and for tonight's job he's undercover at a strip club.

    Logan's job is to wait for Bucky and drive him home, but he decides to stick around and watch the show...

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