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    The future will not build itself. Someone has to take hold of the present and shape it, block by block, into what will be needed in the years to come. If some of those building blocks are people, are family, well, that has never stopped the General. He has a future to build, after all.

    (Or: Part one of the origin story of Vasily Karpov, the General’s grandson, from little minnow, to junior handler, to the Soldier’s keeper. Naturally, everything is horrible.)

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    Podfic of mandarou's amazing Dishonor on Your Cow

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    When Steve rescues Bucky from a car wreck in the middle of a snow storm, he isn't looking for a reward, but he certainly isn't expecting to be berated about his lack of wifi and his “unjustifiable” use of emergency scissors either. He also isn't expecting to find his infuriating new housemate so goddamn attractive.

    Saving Bucky Barnes’ life was easy. Living with him? Not so much.

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    It started with Pietro coming back to life. Now the Avengers and The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D can't keep their hands off each other. What the hell is happening?!!?

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    A Marvel/Lockout mashup with reluctant heroes.

    There was nothing for it. The only way he was going to be able to save Steve; was if he saved the scientist as well. The scientist who as it turns out wasn't a spoiled rotten elitist with illusions of grandeur. Tony was actually pretty sweet, but Bucky did not have time for that shit. He had a brother to save.

    "Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers."

    Tony was not amused.

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    “This would have been easier a week ago.” Sam had said as he and Steve had gone over their options in the abandoned factory outside of Berlin just after Bucky Barnes—the Winter Soldier—has dispersed information of 5 other soldiers, just like him, but worse, hidden away in a Siberian bunker…

    But what if it was a week ago? How much would change if Steve had found Bucky in Bucharest a week before all of it. Lagos, the Accords, Peggy, Vienna, the airport, and worst of all, Siberia.

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    Bucky peered into the cell of one S. Rogers through the little window. There was moss and vines on the walls nearest the cot where Rogers was sitting.

    "Are you really poisonous?" Bucky asked.

    Rogers ignored him.

    "I'm not a guard," Bucky said. "Don't tell on me, though."

    That got Rogers' attention. He slowly got up from his bunk and approached the door. He had to stoop some so he could look through the window.

    "Who are you?" he asked, in a voice that was quiet but authoritative.

    Bucky suppressed the shiver that wanted to run down his spine.

    "I'm Bucky."

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    What do you get when you put a former psychiatrist-turned-felon with a penchant for dress-up, and a former botanist-turned-eco terrorist with a poisonous touch, in the same lock-up?

    Answer: a prison break and wild getaway, a whole lot of trouble and a whole heap of fun!

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    — Я слышал волшебное слово «мохито»? — тянет Тони, входя в палату с протеиновым коктейлем в руке. — Пеп запрещает мне ром после одиннадцати вечера, но я могу организовать какой-нибудь «Sex on the Beach». Если вы понимаете, усекаете, въезжаете, смекаете о чем это я… Скажем, что поддерживали друга, находящегося рядом со спящим сильно нездоровым мужем, — говорит Тони, допивая коктейль. — Это именно то поведение, которое диктует «Mai Tai». Это и еще дрочка на завтрак.

    — Боже, что за бред ты несешь, — стонет Баки, — Не знаю, слишком поздно для всего этого дерьма или рано, но звучит отвратительно.

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    Когда утром первого января Баки звонит маме, чтобы сообщить радостную весть, она тут же уточняет: — А кто заплатит за свадьбу, сынок? Я вложила все сбережения в разработки по освоению космоса, потому что мы с папой решили, что нам больше не придется платить за свадьбы детей. Из всех троих ты был самым неходовым товаром — слишком много ругаешься.

    — Ну, тогда мне повезло, что Стив в восторге от моего горячего тела, и ему плевать на то, что «выходит» у меня изо рта, — отвечает Баки.

    — Ага, его скорее волнует, что в этот самый рот входит, — многозначительно произносит мама, и Баки давится кофе.

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    I really can't believe my life.

    Like seriously.

    Here I am, sat in the god a mischiefs arms, butt naked and the size of maybe a two year old (If I'm being generous.)

    ******

    Loki got his ass bullied by his lovers so he decides to prank them.

    Peter is not happy

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    How gorgeous he is sitting on Steve’s lap with his skin dewy and his deep-set pale eyes glittering in the wan lamplight with the promise of a challenge.

    And Steve’s more than happy to give that challenge to him.

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    Not every mission is an assassination, and not every target goes on a kill list. Sometimes a mission is a personal favor. And sometimes a target needs to be rescued.

    (Or: The one where the General’s granddaughter has an unpleasant encounter with the men who say “bro,” the men who say “bro” have an even more unpleasant encounter with the Winter Soldier, and the Soldier remembers things he shouldn’t. Naturally, everything is horrible.)

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    “Would be nice to have our own place.”

    And that makes Steve pause for a moment. Because, if he thinks about, he guesses he can’t really disagree. The Avengers compound has served them well since leaving Wakanda, since the stones and the war and everything else. But it would be nice to have some place that’s theirs, someplace the two of them can call their own.

    They had it all those years ago, in that tiny apartment they could barely afford. Something close to it came in Wakanda, a hut worn down by time and threaded with fresh memories.

    But things, life, had gotten in the way of it all. Meetings and appointments and nightmares and the cold weighing the two of them down for so long. The fear gripping their hearts, suffocating them until they were curled against each other. Sated beneath thick blankets.

    Maybe it’s time.

    (OR: Steve and Bucky find their way home.)

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    If there was an award for bad luck, Gabrielle would win it, hands down. Right down to the fact that Deadpool got his hands on Cable's time travel device and she was sent back in time to World War 2.

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    - Сержант Барнс?
    - Ой, я бы не стал так его называть, - предупредил Сэм.
    - Капитан Ебанько! - проорал Барс, барахтаясь под весом Уилсона. – Ну-ка иди сюда и дерись со мной!
    Стив не знал, что делать – то ли засмеяться, то ли свалить в рассвет. Он умудрился совместить оба действия в одно, сделав пару шагов назад и фыркнув. Как бык на корриде.
    - Давай-ка успокойся, Барнс, - вещал Сэм, пытаясь устаканить попытки Барнса ужом выскользнуть из-под него. – Неприлично получается. Это ж чёртов капитан Америка.
    - Чёртов капитан Америка! – повторил за ним Барнс, вновь срываясь на крик.
    Стив откашлялся.
    - Я вроде как тебя искал, - сказал он Барнсу.
    - Надеюсь, в этот раз смазку ты принёс! – проорал Барнс.

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    В списке того, из-за чего Баки могут разбудить среди ночи (экстренный вызов из больницы; ДЖАРВИС сообщает, что Стив опять сотворил что-то идиотское; забыв о часовых поясах, Роджерс пытается дозвониться, чтобы заняться сексом по телефону), похищение никогда не находилось в рядах фаворитов.

    Вернее, так было за два дня до Рождества, когда Баки просыпается через несколько часов после возвращения с двенадцатичасовой смены и обнаруживает, что в его темной спальне толпится народ, спотыкающийся о мебель, словно кучка неуклюжих жирафьих детенышей.

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    Невероятный человек спас Баки, и он влюбился.

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    The garland strung along the upper railings tells him where he is (the fucking Kursk base), who is working on him (fucking HYDRA), what they’re putting him through (so fucking cold), and what’s expected of him (…he tends to draw a blank here; there’s only so much garland can help with).

    The birds are the most interesting of the objects tucked into the greenery. They shine and glitter in the flickering, buzzing fluorescent lights, and sometimes say hello. Not at all like real birds, though he can’t recall when he last had an opportunity to stare incessantly at any actual, non-garland-haunting birds.

    He may be going a little stir-crazy.

    (Or: *cracks egg into skillet* And this is the Winter Soldier’s mind with absolutely nothing to occupy his thoughts but some bird-themed Christmas decorations along the upper railings. Naturally, everything is horrible.)

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    “Well, Stark did invite a terrorist to his mansion on national television, I’m an ex Red Room assassin, Clint used to be a criminal, Thor’s entire kingdom was destroyed by Hela and Surtur, Bruce became the Hulk because he was experimenting with the Super Soldier Serum, and you, Captain, decided to crash a plane into the ocean in the 1940s. So really, none of us claimed to be smart.” She smirked at all of us, who were just staring at her. I snorted out a laugh in surprise.

    **Kinda takes place at the same time as Infinity War but none of the bad shit. Like they all have their Infinity War looks but the movie actually didn't happen. I just like their looks in the movie. They all look like BAMFs**

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    Steve and Bucky pull out their old-timey slang to annoy Tony. Thor is confused. The other Avengers are amused.

    Based on a prompt about Steve and Bucky trolling the Avengers using 1940s slang.

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