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    - Сержант Барнс?
    - Ой, я бы не стал так его называть, - предупредил Сэм.
    - Капитан Ебанько! - проорал Барс, барахтаясь под весом Уилсона. – Ну-ка иди сюда и дерись со мной!
    Стив не знал, что делать – то ли засмеяться, то ли свалить в рассвет. Он умудрился совместить оба действия в одно, сделав пару шагов назад и фыркнув. Как бык на корриде.
    - Давай-ка успокойся, Барнс, - вещал Сэм, пытаясь устаканить попытки Барнса ужом выскользнуть из-под него. – Неприлично получается. Это ж чёртов капитан Америка.
    - Чёртов капитан Америка! – повторил за ним Барнс, вновь срываясь на крик.
    Стив откашлялся.
    - Я вроде как тебя искал, - сказал он Барнсу.
    - Надеюсь, в этот раз смазку ты принёс! – проорал Барнс.

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    When overworked nurse Steve Rogers sets out to get a simple cup of coffee, he somehow finds himself in a curious little shop owned by a captivating, yet slightly confusing young man. Steve soon discovers that his life begins to change for the better when he becomes a frequent customer, but that's got to be because of the delicious beverages, and absolutely not because of... anything else. It couldn't possibly have to do with the beautiful man behind the counter, who whispers secret words into cups of coffee and seems to know Steve better than he knows himself. ...Right?

    ...

    A Nurse!Steve and Magic!Barista!Bucky Coffee Shop AU!

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    The Asset has taken many missions in his 50 years, never before has he met anyone like this little human. He is defiant even in the face of someone ready to kill, and The Asset cannot wait to learn more about him.

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    When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realise falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.

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    An agent of HYDRA activates Bucky during an Avengers mission to kill Captain America. The fugue ends in disaster. How can he ever forgive or trust himself around the man he loves? Love just may not be enough..

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    Bucky and Steve get zapped by a random magician, and end up stuck in each other's bodies.

    Awkwardness and bickering follow.

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    “Why do you smell like men’s deodorant.” Clint prompts, leaning back after he leered in once he’d caught a “man's” scent on her blouse.

    “Deodorant has no gender.” After pause she says, “That’s what Peter taught me. But yes my deodorant does have the word Men on it, if that’s what you were asking.”

    “Why?” Asks Steve, confused why a dame like Pepper would want to smell like products men typically use.

    “Because a friend gave it to me. Does my scent threaten your combined masculinity?”

    “Uh.”

    Or Pepper wears "mens" deodorant and doesn't give a fuck. And everyone blushes a lot

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    Loosely based on the Tumblr prompt from Write Some Words: I'm selling hot sauce and you just came up and asked for an entire spoonful of our hottest Carolina Reaper and now you're sweating profusely and your eyes are watering, do I need to get the EMTs to help you?

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    Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes come from two completely different worlds. Whether you’d define them as 'The Haves' and 'The Have Nots' or 'The Jocks' and 'The Weirdos', it was never pretty when the two sides mixed. Steve is 'The King of the Jocks': superstar athlete, insanely rich, wildly popular, and friends with every asshole that Bucky despised. On the other side of Eaton Academy's social hierarchy, you have Bucky Barnes: 'The King of the Misfits'. Bucky is wickedly funny, firmly middle class, out and proud, and doesn't give a shit what the spawn of Manhattan's elite think about him. If he wants to rock a ‘My Little Pony’ t-shirts and black combat boots with pink laces, he's gonna do it with a big grin and an even bigger middle finger up in the air. Most of the kids are jerks to Bucky because he dares to be different, but Steve has never figured out what it is about Bucky Barnes that drives him crazy, or to be honest, makes him nervous as hell. Something about Bucky is an unsolved puzzle in Steve's mind (one that he's been avoiding since ninth grade), so, when their worlds collide, Steve is forced to figure shit out real quick; and what he discovers is not at all what he'd been expecting.

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    The dust from the battle of New York has just settled and Captain America is running missions for SHIELD. One one of those missions he stumbles across a lamp which he proceeds to rub his pretty hands over because he's curious alright. It wasn't like he'd expected something, someone, to come out of said lamp. And he certainly hadn't been expecting it to be a sassy, lazy, adorable, beautiful and dangerously charming man who was apparently not a man but a Genie. And there was no way he had been expecting that genie to be the same elusive assassin that had been terrorizing SHIELD and the world for decades.

    Turns out the geine is only working for Hydra because he is compelled to by magic. So if only Steve can find and kill the leader of Hydra who is the genies current master he can not only save the world from Hydra but also set the genie free by making a wish. Nothing could possibly go wrong right? (Everything goes wrong, especially when Loki hears intergalactic rumors about a dimension with genie-problems and comes to see what's up.)

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    [Title updated 4/13/2017]

    “There was an accident.”

    “What?! What kind of accident?” Steve demanded. “Is everyone okay?”

    Two adorable brunette children walked into frame on the long distance video call. Two very small children with very familiar faces.

    “Hi, Thteebie!” The little boy waved and smiled, showing off the gap where his two front teeth should have been.

    Steve knew that face, maybe better than his own. “Bucky?”

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    I wrote this for Ana for the Valentine's day exchange

    Here is a sappy little Winteriron.

    Singles' party on Valentine's Day because Tony hates the damn holiday

    Hope you like it!

    This is actually the first fic I've ever posted on here

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    That one coffee shop/farmers market AU that no one asked for. Featuring: a sassy af barista by the name of Bucky Barnes and a sweet, albeit desperately single farmer named Steve Rogers. This doesn’t have the angst that you’re looking for. But there are still super powers. Let’s just call them inhumans.

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    The Howlies and their SSR attaché, Agent Lewis, are waylaid by snow and are forced to shelter overnight in an abandoned house.
    When Agent Lewis risks succumbing to the chill, Steve Rogers knows how he can help. Agent Lewis doesn't seem to be too keen on him, but she isn't about to turn down a hot body.
    And maybe Agent Lewis isn't as indifferent to Steve as she appears.

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    What if Pietro Maximoff hadn't died? What if everyone had patched things up after Civil War? What if Peter Parker could live as Spider-Man full time?

    Welcome to the world of Friendvengers, where what-ifs and headcanons creep into daily life.

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    The grooves around Bucky's mouth deepen when he grins, rakish and wide. "Don't lie, you loved every decadent minute of it."

    "Yeah, well, I never claimed to be smart where you're concerned." Steve shrugs, but answers with his own smile, because he doesn't think he could ever see Bucky smile and not want to in return.

    Or:

    Bucky discovers the horror of Wikipedia and Steve sort of fails to make breakfast. Post-Winter Soldier domestic fluff, because there isn't enough, and they deserve it.

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    Steve sighs, dropping his phone, trying to be as monotonous as he can as he looks up, mumbling, “I didn't do anything with your stuff.”

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    军人傻盾受伤了,军夫冬去接机...

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    The reader is hellbent on destroying HYDRA

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    “How the hell did you break your leg anyway?” Bucky asks, his voice a little weak with the happy cry that’s threatening to spill out. “They told me just that it wasn’t in combat.”

    Steve laughs, but it’s definitely wet and shaky. “I slipped,” he says. “On a puddle of sweat.”

    “What,” Bucky says, the urge to cry evaporating.

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