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    Bilbo Baggins is given the rare opportunity to start his life over. He never much thought of his position as the grandson of the Thain before but with the lives of Thorin, Kíli, and Fíli on the line Bilbo will use any advantage he can get. After all, if one wants to change the world, one must first change themselves. He won’t make the same mistakes again.

    Dís Durin has enough on her plate as it is. With an overdramatic family and an entire mountain to rule, she’s at the end of her tether. Rations are low and tempers are high. So when a hobbit kit named Bilbo Baggins approaches her mountain in the name of trade and building relations between the prosperous Shire and Ered Luin, her curiosity is piqued.

    Supportive mother Belladonna never knows what her son will conjure up next, but she’s always believed him special. So when Bilbo announces he wishes to establish trade with the dwarves of Ered Luin, what’s a mother to do? A respectable hobbit mother would firmly discourage such actions with outsiders. But Belladonna is not a respectable hobbit.

    And really, her son is just too adorable. It seems all of Ered Luin agrees on that point as well.

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    The Quest for Erebor has begun.

    Ro has spent ten years readying her heart and soul and mind for the next time she saw Fíli and Kíli. They, in turn, have done the same.

    As they travel, old hurts and ghosts of the past lurk in the shadows as forces around them begin to work against everything they are hoping to accomplish.

    Shall we see if the past repeats itself?

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    Bilbo finds himself in an alternate world that is everything he could ever want

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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit who has spent summers with elves since childhood and has a few tricks up his sleeve, is invited on a quest by Gandalf the Grey. A story filled with battle, love, friendship, and more side adventures than Bilbo could have ever dreamed.

    "It is the magic of my people, the magic that rests in us from birth and awakens only when it finds the catalyst. A key is just metal without a lock. A lock cannot be opened without a key. You are the key. Do you understand now, what we are awakening? Lying together will open and bond us, not just for tonight, but for life.”

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Summary: Bilbo Baggins returns to Erebor when he learns that Thorin is still alive, only he brings with him two children of mixed blood. Who are they and how will they fit into the fellowship of the ring? Author's Note: This was written by MollyMonster on fanfiction.net. I just help co-develop and edit it, but I have a account here so I am posting it here for her. Thanks sis! Couldn't have done it without you! Oh, and this is also on fanfiction.net too, under the same name but the author is MollyMonster!

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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

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    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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    A bunch of ideas I had after reading too many Hobbit fanfics. Plus, if anyone wants to adopt one I don't mind.

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    Thorin has everything planned to give his gift to Bilbo Baggins; Master burglar of the company and his heart. He's ready and feels proud of his gift. Until somehow Fili and Kili manage to ask some questions that pushes him back into worrywart mode.

     

    Or Bilbo has more power in the Shire than the dwarves expected. Thorin's anxiety levels are at a high. Everyone is worried and Bilbo wants to relax.

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    Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.

    *Rating/Warnings/Tags may change as story progresses*

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    Dwalin thought he knew fear. It took the quest for him to realize that he knew nothing.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a cunning little hobbit. He loves to embarrass his fellow men at their expense, haze, tease and kidding.
    He does not mince matters.
    At a late evening, when he just wants to take his freshly prepared food out of the hot pan, there is an unexpected visit to his doormat and Bilbo feels a new feeling in the course of the evening.

    A kind of... self-consciousness.

     

    ▪Slow Burn
    "Everything is going to be fine in the end. If it's not fine it's not the end." 

     

    ▪This story contains Bilbo's whole journey from beginning to end with minor canon divergences such as choice of words, actions and feelings between certain characters based on Jackson's movies.

    ▪All rights are reserved by creator J. R. R. Tolkien & Peter Jackson

    German version via Wattpad

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    Look at me! I finally figured out my previous summary actually belonged in the notes! I guess you really can teach an old dog new tricks!

    So what happens when a hot and sweaty Bilbo needs a bit of cooling off?

    Thorin's got a solution.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    Months after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshield is in a secret relationship with Bilbo Baggins...that doesn't stay secret for long and must begin an official courtship. The dwarf king has faced much in his life but now finds himself more worried than ever.

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    Fili, after the death of his parents, decides to start afresh and spend a year working at the charming Hobbiton Books on the California coast before he returns to Britain for university.

    Life, however, very rarely goes according to plan. Fili certainly did not intend to fall for Kili Durinson, a tattooed college student who threatened to tear down every wall Fili had meticulously built.

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    In a house, in the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

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    Bilbo and Thorin like to spice things up in their marriage. Missionary style vanilla is nice once in a while...but there is so much more out there. Thorin loves to play but hates to shop. Bilbo takes sadistic pleasure in dragging Thorin along to the shops, and it all goes downhill from there until they get home.

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