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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    Modern Cruise AU. Forced to go on a holiday by his publisher, writer Bilbo Baggins finds himself on a unique cruise where anything could happen…

    ...certainly not expecting a singles cruise full of families, a grumpy (but handsome) neighbour, interfering relatives, haphazard events, far too much water and some passengers who are looking for anything but love...

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    A small group of professional ballet dancers are dropped rather unceremoniously onto different parts of Arda, setting things in motion that were never meant to be, changing the Fates design. Who would want to do that? Well, Galadrial of course. Though the bastard daughter of Tauriel reappearing twenty-four years after going missing from Mirkwood just to return as a company of Dwarves sets off from the Shire seems more than coincidence.

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    Bilbo Baggins is shocked when he wakes up, not in Yavanna’s garden, but in Bag End, a home he has long since moved on from. He is even more shocked when he finds that it is two years to the day from when he left on his quest.
    How and why he ended up in the past he does not know, but he is far from a fool. He has been given a chance to change the mistakes of the past, to save his loved ones from their fates… He would not fail them, not this time.

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    In the blue hours of morning,
    Would you stay with me?

    Until the sun rose high,
    and reflected in your hazel-brown eyes.

    Just stay with me please,
    So that I may see the blue hours with you.

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    When Bilbo Baggins is visited by the wandering wizard, Gandalf--he was not expected to have a horde of dwarves to appear at his doorstep, and nor did he ever expect to find Thorin Oakenshield in his bed, and refusing to leave it.

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    In the year 2238 of the Third Age, when the dragons of the North waged war against the Dwarves, other drakes looked upon their kin with disgust and disdain, and turned against them. In the 250 years that followed, the dragons on both sides and the Dwarves were decimated, until at last one dragon, the last of his clan, stood between the Dwarves and their doom.

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    哈比人是热衷享乐的种族,而矮人不是。

    老调重弹——比尔博是只快乐的花蝴蝶,索林是个悲惨的老处男。

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    This is a series of ONE SHOTS that will be bundled together here and be released in no particular order of the AU!Verse's timeline.

    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed making it to the big leagues in the music industry. After the untimely death of his father and younger brother, Thorin and his sister, Dis, have strived for success, while trying to raise Dis’ two young boys and financially keep their heads above water. Disowned by their grandfather who doesn’t approve of the “rocker” lifestyle, Thorin takes it upon himself to see that he and his band, Durin’s Desolation, make a name for themselves to prove to Thror that they can, and will, make it without him.

    Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken up ownership alongside his mother, Belladonna, of Bag End Books, lowkey chasing his dream to one day become a famous author. Settling into a new town was never easy, but a nice blank slate whereas Bilbo was seen odd from the rural town he and Belladonna moved from. Things are already looking bright...especially after receiving several visits from one of the locals.

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    The races outside of the Shire assume Hobbits are bad at fighting and are helpless in battle. Thorin and his Compony learn this is hardly true through their Hobbit companion, Bilbo Baggins.

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    Dwalin arrives quite early for their little party, and thinks to learn about the fussy little hobbit

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    Thorin is King of the demons, a beast-like race feared by humans. Ever since the demons and humans formed a truce years ago, the humans have sent a young human every year as a tribute to the King of demons. Thorin is tired of having to deal with the tribute that has long since lost its meaning. The only tribute he'd be interested in is the boy he met fifteen years ago on the border of the demon and human realms. Despite his fantasies, Thorin knows the chances of ever seeing the boy again are slim to none, until they're not.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.

    *Rating/Warnings/Tags may change as story progresses*

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    If he had thought that reclaiming Erebor would be the hardest thing he did, then Thorin Oakenshield was indeed what his husband loved to call him- an Idiot.

    Surrounded by a family he once thought lost, a mountain of Dwarrows with conflicting thoughts, another child on the way with the life of his Husband on the line, and chaos in general, Thorin was sure he would lose his mind.

    But he was a descendant of Durin, and descendants of Durin stood tall. They fought and made their points. So Thorin would happily navigate through the madness that reigns (because madness is what Erebor has become), fight his own sickness (they really need to spend that gold somewhere) and get used to this new normal (The 'new normal' was undefinable) while making sure his family- all of them- remain strong and together (THIS was the hardest thing he would have to do)

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Sequel to 'When the Sun Rises, I will...'. Can't be read as a standalone, unless you wanna.

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    Bilbo Baggins was not your average hobbit. Of course, he had the wonderfully groomed and well-taken-care-of hairy feet like every other one of his race, yes, but he was not like other hobbits. He was cursed. Or, as the witch who gave him the enchantment put it, was “gifted”. She had given him the “gift” of obedience – whenever there was a direct command given to him, for example “cook a large meal” or “take a walk”, he could not disobey. Not without a lot of pain and eventual submission.

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    As part of the TRSB, it's only fair that the artist describe the fic:

    A hobbit, a wizard, thirteen dwarves, a quest, and a minibus of questionable origins. Middle earth shall tremble.

    OR the roadtrip AU taking place in modernish Middle Earth, featuring plenty of music, car games, and existing on top of other people for days on ends. Oh, and a love story, of course.

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    Thorin and his company of Beast-men are ready to journey across middle earth to reclaim their old homeland in hopes of giving their people sanctuary. It is a long hoped for dream and they are all ready to risk their lives. However, one specific old wizard has dumped a fourteenth onto Thorin's taloned hands. A Fae-kin at that, tagging along on probably the most dangerous journey ever taken. And the wizard claims its to save the fae's life. Left without a choice they set out with untold troubles before them. But what happens when with every misshape Thorin finds himself wanting to get closer to this Fae-kin, and what is this warmth which sparks between them every time they touch?

    (also) Bilbo has been on his own for most his life with only one real companion, a batty old wizard. So when his savior and dearest friend tells him he must leave his home and travel with a bunch of beastmen, maybe even help them save their people, what choice does he have but to follow along? What starts as a rocky companionship of forced means grows into something more, and Bilbo finds himself rather attached to the whole company. But one beast in particular. What can he do but listen to his heart when it sings for Thorin?

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    "Frodo pouted as he swung a bag over his shoulder, though he found no dimmer within the spark of joy beneath his heart. The kitchen, while certainly no living room, was still outside the small walls of their Smial – a grand, dark place of mysterious depth and adventure, only briefly and sparsely illuminated by Bilbo when a story nudged particularly hard on his mind. Perhaps, after their trip to the kitchen, Bilbo would take him to the living room, or a bedroom, or – though slim – even outside, beyond the border of the property. Bilbo, while protective, was not strict, and thus though Frodo frequented the area beneath the dark leaves of their home, the world beyond that was unmapped.
    Then, Frodo could adventure like Bilbo! Could face dragons and dogs and hurricanes without a spark of fear! Could even face a human bean!"

    Or - An Arrietty style Bagginshield Au, featuring even smaller Hobbits.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    Belladonna Baggins is nearly 3 years past her majority and time is running out. If she doesn't find a husband soon she will loose not only her inheritance but Bag end and everything inside it as well. Just when she thinks she will have to settle for Bobby Bolger Gandalf shows up looking for a burglar.

    Dwarves won't let an unmarried female travel with them, and when Bella's cousin Fortinbras hears this he offers up a solution - have one of the Dwarves marry Bella, save her estate and she can travel to help them on their quest. Of course a contractual marriage of necessity isn't the best way to start a relationship, especially between two people who have vastly different cultures.

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