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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    The Quest for Erebor has begun.

    Ro has spent ten years readying her heart and soul and mind for the next time she saw Fíli and Kíli. They, in turn, have done the same.

    As they travel, old hurts and ghosts of the past lurk in the shadows as forces around them begin to work against everything they are hoping to accomplish.

    Shall we see if the past repeats itself?

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    Months after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshield is in a secret relationship with Bilbo Baggins...that doesn't stay secret for long and must begin an official courtship. The dwarf king has faced much in his life but now finds himself more worried than ever.

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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    Soulmate AU where after meeting your soulmate, your lives are linked/Soulmate AU where the closer you are to finding out who your soulmate is, the easier it is to talk to them telepathically.

    Thorin is wounded badly at the end of BotFA and Thranduil had always secretly known who his soulmate was, and he wouldn’t, couldn’t, lose another loved one.

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    Fili, after the death of his parents, decides to start afresh and spend a year working at the charming Hobbiton Books on the California coast before he returns to Britain for university.

    Life, however, very rarely goes according to plan. Fili certainly did not intend to fall for Kili Durinson, a tattooed college student who threatened to tear down every wall Fili had meticulously built.

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    Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.

    *Rating/Warnings/Tags may change as story progresses*

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    Instead of meeting Tauriel, the company of Thorin Oakensheild meet Arden, an elf who has been cast out by his kin. after saving the dwarves lives, they return the favor after Bilbo pulls the injured and half drowned elf out of the river. Everything seems fine exept instead of Kili getting shot, Arden hides the fact that the arrow had found a different mark.

    this story basically is the gay version of what I wish happened in the movie (eccept with way more injury, pain, and basic angst)

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    His story was an odd sort of story, a story that needn’t be written down, but spoken by tongue and shared throughout the land. His story was one that he couldn’t express through song and dance, his story was something the world hadn’t yet heard, and though he often spoke stories of the dragons of old and how they were a blessed group he never told them his secret.

    Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    A post-BOTFA Shire AU, encapsulating flour fights, water fights, sulking, a harp, and flower crowns. Oh – and, of course, a very oblivious pair of idiots.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a cunning little hobbit. He loves to embarrass his fellow men at their expense, haze, tease and kidding.
    He does not mince matters.
    At a late evening, when he just wants to take his freshly prepared food out of the hot pan, there is an unexpected visit to his doormat and Bilbo feels a new feeling in the course of the evening.

    A kind of... self-consciousness.

     

    ▪Slow Burn
    "Everything is going to be fine in the end. If it's not fine it's not the end." 

     

    ▪This story contains Bilbo's whole journey from beginning to end with minor canon divergences such as choice of words, actions and feelings between certain characters based on Jackson's movies.

    ▪All rights are reserved by creator J. R. R. Tolkien & Peter Jackson

    German version via Wattpad

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet

    The history of Middle Earth is long, stretching back many ages, to even a time before the sun and the moon graced the sky. In the long years, much has happened and much as been lost, even a whole race. The Cementumenosse, in the common tongue, 'the wielders of earth'. Are naught but legend, even among their kin, the Elves. However, their history, and especially, one of their number, will have a marked effect on the world. It could be for good or it could be for evil, for all of the Cementumenosse are Darkness Marked. The pain of their history etched into their very soul.

     

    TAGS TO CHANGE AS CHAPTER ARE ADDED
    PLEASE READ NOTE AT END OF CHAPTER 1

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    "Bless this broken road, that led me straight to you."

     

    Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman is thrust into a war and the destruction of her home that leads her into Prince Fili's arms and eventually his heart.

    Fili is on a mission to win back Erebor and take his rightful place beside his Uncle Thorin as heir to the throne. When the quest goes south when the Dragon is woke and the destruction that ensues, one thing he doesn't plan on is rescuing a blonde haired girl from an orc attack and bringing her to Erebor for protection.

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    “You are quite small.” The curly haired brunette mused, gently lowering Hart into his palm, to which she sat comfortably, crossing her legs and sitting up straight. “Perhaps,” she responded, “or maybe you’re just really, really big.” Rosy cheeks colored deeper, as pale baby blue eyes lit with humor. “How queer you are, little one. For no one calls a hobbit big. Indeed, you are very small.”

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    Bilbo will not be spending Yule in the Shire. He will not be visiting with his family. Oh no. Not this year. No snide, passive-aggressive remarks and torturously dull conversations for him! Instead, Bilbo will be spending his first Yule away from home up in the Blue Mountains with his two wonderful dwarven boyfriends and their family. It's a nine hour drive through the mountains to get there, but Bilbo's not about to let that stop him.

    The thing is, trouble doesn't always come from what we find on the road; Sometimes it comes from what you bring with you, and what you try to leave behind.

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    Everyone knew that Thorin Oakenshield's husband and consort was a hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. They highly respect and love that their consort can turn into a dragon at any given moment, thus earning him the title Erebor's Dragon.

    Erebor can handle one dragon they know and love, but what happens when one bored wizard comes along and makes Thorin turn into a dragon for the first time? Will anyone be safe from the wrath of a dwarf king turned dragon?

    One thing for sure won't be safe from fire: Gandalf's beard. And he's not too happy about that.

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    The King of Erebor marries only after his potential consort has already conceived, in order to prevent a succession crisis.

    Bilbo is the next in line to try and conceive by the King. Though he doesn't expect much to come from it save for a little adventure, he finds the King of Erebor is actually a very kind, funny, and the most wonderful sort of company.

    They find themselves becoming the best of friends, quickly forgetting the circumstances that brought them together.

    Until they find out that Bilbo has conceived.

    Things get a little more complicated.

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

    (( Updates Mondays and Thursdays, if the week permits it ))

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    Bilbo Baggins is joining 12 dwarves and a wizard on an adventure and she may not return. She will have to face things she never had to before. Will she regret doing this? Will she die before they reach their goal? Can she keep these stubborn dwarves from dying on the way?

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