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    Sif is many things. Dragonborn. Thief. Assassin. What she is not, is equipped to deal with a clueless Hobbit, a meddling Wizard and a grumpy exiled Dwarf King and his company of misfits. Or, what happens when a disillusioned Dovahkiin joins Thorin's company as the resident dragon-slayer.

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    “Come now, Thorin, I’m sure all will be well! He can simply reverse the spell. Right, Gandalf?” Bilbo looked up from his husband and smiled. It was an unfortunately naive, rather hopeful expression that made the wizard cringe in shame.

    “Well, actually,” Gandalf shifted nervously, “Since I am not too sure what, exactly, I just cast, there isn’t anything I can really do-” He spoke as if he were a child being scolded by his parents, and by the looks he was now getting from the king and consort, he might as well have been, “But! I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough and it will be an easy fix!” He floundered.

    Bilbo’s glare was strong enough to make the ages-old, semi-immortal, extremely powerful wizard consider jumping into Mount Doom, just to escape the Hobbit’s wrath.

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    TLDR: My take on the "Turned into a child" trope, except it's based on my experiences as a childcare professional. AKA Children are unhinged menaces, have no filter and are stupid. I love them tho so it ok.

    Title from Frank D. Sherman's poem, "Leaves at Play".

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    Una reescritura de Norte y Sur de Elizabeth Gaskell.
    Bilbo Bolsón es un jóven de la baja aristocracia del sur de Inglaterra. Vive en la Comarca junto a su padre Bungo Bolsón, rodeado de vegetación y paz, dedicando su vida a la enseñanza y la academía. Sin embargo, un día su vida cambia cuando debe mudarse junto a su padre a la ciudad norteña de Milton, el polo industrial de Inglaterra. Es ahí donde conoce a Thorin Oakenshield, el dueño recto y sin corazón de una de las fábricas algodoneras de la ciudad.
    Pronto sus ideas de justicia social, clase y privilegios se ponen en juego cuando estalla una huelga obrera contra los patrones industriales, en donde Bilbo y los suyos se ven envueltos.

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    There had been a dwarf in his home for roughly three days before the confounded wizard had shown up with all his grand announcements about adventures. His name is apparently Frerin and Bilbo is fairly certain no one else can see him. Also he might be a ghost, as much as it pains Bilbo to acknowledge that ghosts are apparently real.

    Or

    The thing about ghosts is that there aren’t many, especially in the shire. You have to be really really stubborn to avoid the afterlife or there would be ghost just about every where. Naturally you’re unlikely to find anyone more stubborn than the line of durin.

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    A modern girl is transported into Tolkiens world at the start of The Hobbit after she dies. She was an avid Tolkien fan during her life and using her knowledge she is determined to help Bilbo and the Dwarves get a better future. She just needs to figure out the language difference and regain her health while she does so. As she continues on her journey she decides she's not just going to change the ending of The Hobbit but try and lay the groundwork for a better ending The Lord of the Rings as well.

    This is my first ever fanfic, and really my first ever serious attempt at writing. My plan is for this to be a really long fic with a lot of moments between characters as they travel. If you see any mistakes I missed or have ideas on ways things could be written better feel free to let me know, just please go easy on me.

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    After working in the States for more than a decade, Thorin goes back to England to help his recently widowed older sister, and reconnect with his extended family. It’s early summer, the UEFA championship is firing up, and everyone meets in the local pub to watch the historic England vs. Scotland match. There he sees a small fellow all dolled up with tweed trousers and braces and a ridiculous retro football T-shirt underneath. He mocks him, coming across as a massive twat and a bigot to boot, without knowing the man is his cousin’s boyfriend’s best friend. When he later has an opportunity to redeem himself, what can he do but grab it and squeeze it…?

    **Stand alone fic in a series of cracky, smutty Bagginshield AU one-shots**

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    A certain Hobbit is given a lucky second chance, now he must use this time to undo the past and save those he cares about- even if it may cost him his life.

    (Will add more tags later)

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    The voices were quieting down, and I barely dared to breathe. Though I only caught a glimpse of the scenery, there were definitely trees. I did not fall asleep in a forest. Nor is there greenery painted anywhere on my walls?
    Any air I tried to keep in my lungs was being pushed out by the weight of the reality dawning upon me.

    I’m in fucking middle-earth. Arda. The land of Tolkien.

     

    Or,
    Fix-it, Middle-Earth style and your usual modern girl in middle-earth
    Because nobody deserved to die in this story.

    (Title has been changed from 'There, Again.' to 'This Wandering Day')

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    While Hobbit culture may have shifted drastically from their Wandering Days (and before even that), they haven’t forgotten their roots.

     

    Or, alternatively; Dealing with a hobbit that was both a Baggins and Took is a heart attack and a headache for nearly everyone who meets them, namely because they seem to be two steps ahead and twelve feet to the left of where you expect them to be when you think you’ve finally caught up.

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    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed of making it to the big leagues in the music industry. Ered Luin’s newest citizen, Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken ownership of the mountain town’s dusty old corner shop, now, Bag End Books. They weren’t looking for love, but now they can’t imagine tackling life’s challenges without each other.

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    Bella had heard of love at first sight but she'd never believed in it. Still didn't honestly. It was true, she'd lost her heart to Kili, but it hadn't been in one fell swoop. No, instead it had been gradual bits and pieces, a tiny bit here, a small section there, until one day she had woken up and found that he had it completely.

    However, Kili had never even given the slightest indication that he could ever care for her beyond friendship, so she had resigned herself.

    Cue pining, obliviousness, and a crown prince on a mission to get these two their happily-ever-after (he just wants them to use their words already!)

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    Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit of the Shire, until one day he stumbles upon two little dwarflings stolen from their home. With no one to help him, Bilbo embarks on a trip to The Blue Mountains to return the dwarflings, Fili and Kili, back to where they belong. Will he make it there alive? Well, you will have to read to find out.

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    After a confession of their feelings, Bilbo returns to Erebor with Thorin. The great city is in the process of rebuilding, and Thorin is settling into his role as his king. Word is getting around that their king has asked an outsider - a hobbit! - to be his consort. Can their burgeoning relationship survive the pressures of kingship and cultural misunderstandings?

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    This fic carries on in continuty from my one-shot The King and the Hobbit. It's part of a series of one-shots or short pieces that exist within the same continuity and in the same timeline. Check the previous fic in this collection for the story of how the two of them got together.

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    Briar-Rose Baggins is desperate to escape a pending marriage of convenience that would allow her to keep Bag End but would keep her from ever being able to marry and love her soulmate. She bares a Soul-mark and has always dreamed of finding her soul-match.

    Gandalf arrives at just the right moment with an offer of an adventure and a way out of the Shire. An offer that Bri gladly accepts, though she does so in secret to keep the Elders from stopping her. She makes plans to never return to Hobbiton even though she has no idea what lies ahead.

    Little did she know that this choice would change her life both for the better and the worse. Is she brave enough to follow in the path set before her or will that path even be changed as she faces the Road outside her door...

    After all...

    The Road goes ever on and on
    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way,
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say...

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    Bilbo Baggins is a gentle hobbit of good reputation. He is the proprietor of his family estate and has a comfortable fortune. He is also unmarried, at the age of 43, and the whole of the Shire is speculating that the vein of wildness that plagues his family line is hindering his chances. In fact, no one in the Shire can understand Bilbo’s refusal of so many proposals from very auspicious matches. But, when a mansion built on the far west side of the Shire is occupied by visiting royals, the Master of Bag-End might just find his perfect match. That is, if prides and prejudices can be put aside.

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    Bilbo Baggins has been thrown back in time 429 times.

    Seen death 429 times.

    Seen war 429 times.

    Seen dragon fire 429 times.

    Can he do it one more time?

    Will it ever end?

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    It was the hand.

    Because there, on the index finger of my right hand, was a very, very familiar golden ring with markings on it.

    A ring that I knew didn’t belong anywhere but in a fantasy book.

    Holy shit, I was Sauron!

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    The lost treasure of Durin the Deathless has been sought by many and found by none, but to Bilbo Baggins, it’s merely another riddle just waiting to be solved. The self-proclaimed “Deathless” expert finds himself whisked away aboard The Ravenheart, led by the infamous Captain Oakenshield, and the two embark on an unexpected journey to solve one of history’s biggest mysteries.

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    Bilbo sat out in the garden, enjoying the morning air. At times like these, the Shire was noisy with life more than Hobbits; such as the bees and songbirds gathered around Bilbo's azaleas and peonies. This made for a musical ambience that Bilbo could never quite find elsewhere. Looking out at his garden and the different pollinators adding their sounds of life to his smial, Bilbo rather felt like the best sort of composer and conductor; the kind who merely had to sit down and appreciate the orchestra they have created.

     

    Thus, he was more than a little surprised to be roused from his reverie, eyes closed and pipe settled against his lip, by the clearing of a throat.

     

    Gandalf has two plots in mind as he orchestrates the quest against Smaug. Giving Thranduil an old pain in his arse back, and injecting some new, Hobbitish blood into the Dwarven population. He knows perfectly well when he presents Bilbo Baggins to Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, that the two of them are destined to be bondmates. What sort of wizard do you take him for?

    After all, Merciadoc, when in doubt, always follow your nose.

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    “Are you absolutely sure you saw a halfling?” Thorin demanded.

    Kili paused as he looked at his uncle. For the first time, he almost thought he saw some hope in those dark blue eyes. His smile softened, he knew how important this was to his family, and to his people. Finding a hobbit was the only redemption for the dwarrow of Erebor, especially for the line of Durin.

    He took his uncle's calloused hand and said, “I swear it uncle. At least one hobbit still lives.”

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    Of all the tales in Arda, there was none so tragic as the history of hobbits.

    Bilbo lived a peaceful life hiding in the Shire. It was quiet, safe, and a little bit lonely. Though loneliness was a small price to pay if it meant keeping his existence a secret. After all, getting captured by the savage dwarves of Erebor meant certain death. At least that's what the stories his mother used to tell him warned.

    Never trust a dwarf.

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