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    Битва Пяти Воинств окончилась. Торин, Фили и Кили живы. Короткая история о том, как на гномов влияет маковое молоко.

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    – Торин… я…

    – Махал послал тебя ко мне?

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    Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit of the Shire, until one day he stumbles upon 2 little dwarfling's stolen from their home. With no one to help him, Bilbo embarks on a trip to The Blue Mountains to return the dwarfling's, Fili and Kili, back to where they belong. Will he make it there alive? Well, you will have to read to find out.

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    Что бы изменил Бильбо Бэггинс, если бы ему дали шанс вновь пережить путешествие к Эребору? Это результаты его решений, и ряда изменений, которые он вызывает в Средиземье.

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    In the ruins of the old dwarvish Kingdom Belegost, a prophecy is found. It heralds the end of the rule of Durin's line in Erebor. Gandalf, who is scared of losing the Kingdom to darker forces, volunteers Bilbo Baggins to help prevent the Prophecy from coming true. While Bilbo stays in Erebor he has a tendency to bud heads with Prince Thorin and can't wait for the break of spring when he can finally return to his cosy Shire-home.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a gentle hobbit of good reputation. He is the proprietor of his family estate and has a comfortable fortune. He is also unmarried, at the age of 43, and the whole of the Shire is speculating that the vein of wildness that plagues his family line is hindering his chances. In fact, no one in the Shire can understand Bilbo’s refusal of so many proposals from very auspicious matches. But, when a mansion built on the far west side of the Shire is occupied for the summer by visiting royals, the Master of Bag-End might just find his perfect match. That is, if prides and prejudices can be put aside.

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    Thorin wakes up after dying during the Battle with Azog. He is confused to find he’s in Erebor before the Desolation. He’s trying to keep his people safe while figuring out how to kill a dragon.
    Bilbo wakes up after sailing to the Undying Lands. All he’d had to do was bash his head on a rock and ta da! memories of his last life came flooding in. He’s going to get rid of that damn ring, even if it kills him. Add a crazy elf and a silverware thief and he might succeed. That’s only the start! Can these two idiots find love or will their second chance be for nothing?

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    DO NOT REPOST
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    Bilbo Baggins was a regular Hobbit going about his life in his home until the infamous Disturber Of The Peace showed up at his doorstep and invited him on a quest. That was how he found himself here, on the road to a long-forgotten mountain on the other side of Middle Earth. It was also how he found himself having to burgle a shiny gem from a Dragon. This was not how he had planned his winter.
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    SIDE NOTES THAT MAY HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING!

    This story is based on a headcanon of mine, where Hobbits are closely related to rabbits, hence their large feet and ears, their short height, and the hair that grows on their feet. They also can run fast and far, jump very high, smell things that Men, Dwarves, and Elves can not, and more. They can also sense cursed objects and they like finding them and examining them, since the curses don’t work on Hobbits. The last part is based on a one-shot but I can't remember who wrote it.

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    Дис, однозначно, мстила ему за что-то. Торин был в этом уверен практически на сто процентов, стоило ему лишь взглянуть на сидящего напротив человека.

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    – Неудачное свидание?

    – Никогда не соглашайся на свидание вслепую. Особенно, если его устраивает твоя сестра.

    Бильбо слегка хмурится.

    – Чувак, мне тебя жаль.

    – Мне самого себя жаль.

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    Bilbo learns more about Dwarven culture and shares some of his own, and Thorin absolutely loves it

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    The lost treasure of Durin the Deathless has been sought by many and found by none, but to Bilbo Baggins, it’s merely another riddle just waiting to be solved. The self-proclaimed “Deathless” expert finds himself whisked away aboard The Ravenheart, led by the infamous Captain Oakenshield, and the two embark on an unexpected journey to solve one of history’s biggest mysteries.

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    In which Thorin underestimates, overestimates, and makes many mistakes along the journey to Erebor. It’s a good thing Bilbo is always there to save the day.

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    Bag End Bed and Breakfast has seen better days. While it collects more dust than customers, the owner, Bilbo, can't find it in his heart to close the place in memorium to his late parents, Belladonna and Bungo Baggins. When it feels like it's time to close the B&B's doors, an old friend of his mother's drops off an unexpected company of thirteen very different individuals. Not only is Bilbo thrown into a world he knows nothing about, but he's also having to deal with the drama of hosting a brood of vampires with coffin loads of drama attached to them.

    On one hand, it's not lonely anymore. On the other, Bilbo can't stand their leader - Thorin - a surly vampire with a notable title, even if it's been stripped from his hands. "A week" was what Gandalf promised this would be, but everyone knows that plans often change. Bilbo must learn how to deal with the supernatural world and cater to a group of rather lifeless creatures - literally, as well as discover new secrets about his own lineage that he never thought possible.

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    Bilbo knows he's in love with Thorin. He knows that Thorin is his soulmate. He knows that if he leaves like Thorin wants,he'll die. But Bilbo flees anyway and the only ones who know anything about it are Dís and Elrond. Thorin refuses to put Bilbo in anymore danger and is completly oblivious that Bilbo being gone is the worst kind of Danger. (I'm bad at summaries, please help me.)

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    Thorin is King of the demons, a beast-like race feared by humans. Ever since the demons and humans formed a truce years ago, the humans have sent a young human every year as a tribute to the King of demons. Thorin is tired of having to deal with the tribute that has long since lost its meaning. The only tribute he'd be interested in is the boy he met fifteen years ago on the border of the demon and human realms. Despite his fantasies, Thorin knows the chances of ever seeing the boy again are slim to none, until they're not.

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    If he had thought that reclaiming Erebor would be the hardest thing he did, then Thorin Oakenshield was indeed what his husband loved to call him- an Idiot.

    Surrounded by a family he once thought lost, a mountain of Dwarrows with conflicting thoughts, another child on the way with the life of his Husband on the line, and chaos in general, Thorin was sure he would lose his mind.

    But he was a descendant of Durin, and descendants of Durin stood tall. They fought and made their points. So Thorin would happily navigate through the madness that reigns (because madness is what Erebor has become), fight his own sickness (they really need to spend that gold somewhere) and get used to this new normal (The 'new normal' was undefinable) while making sure his family- all of them- remain strong and together (THIS was the hardest thing he would have to do)

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Sequel to 'When the Sun Rises, I will...'. Can't be read as a standalone, unless you wanna.

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    he'd only wanted a taste of what once seemed to be a past life. then, it seemed that he'd gotten himself into quite the situation that involved a captain with the name of... thorin oakenshield?

    or; an au in which bilbo is a sass-giving mermaid and thorin is a stubborn, brooding pirate captain. what could go wrong?

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    He was closing in on a pack of orcs. The tracks were unmistakable, and he could smell them. It was strange, for orcs to pass this close to the hidden valley of the elves.

    The scene the dwarf came upon was one he never would have imagined, and never would forget, a group of halflings lay dead or close to death in a clearing, a halfling maid with a child strapped to her chest was fighting off a massive orc with a tiny sword.
    The orc pack wasn’t very big it seemed there were only three of them, one already dead, but the halfling would not be able to hold more than one of them at bay. And a second orc was approaching her from behind.

    Frerin leapt into action then, but he was to late, the orc’s filthy blade ran through the lass’ side, and the sound of her cry, as well as that of her child’s, filled the air and made Frerin see red. He killed the two orcs within seconds, and carried the wounded halfling lass to the safety of the hidden valley. Curious youngling eyes watching him the entire way.

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    My sweet and everlasting Lady, Bell thinks to herself, helplessly curling her toes in the carpet fibers as Thorin crosses the room like a thundercloud and grabs her wrist. Not tightly enough to hurt her but she can tell from his iron strength that it would take more than her current skillset to break free unless he lets her. Maybe she should be afraid of him with that dark look on his face but his heart is still breaking in her chest—she can feel him, damn it—and all she can do is wonder at the miracle of it.

    It’s been ten long years since she’s heard proper music and his song is still rushing through her blood like the first rain after a drought.

    “How did you do that?” He demands. 

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    Or, it has been ten long and lonely years since Bellberry Baggins— once the apprentice Thain and most powerful Lore-Singer born to the Shire in nigh twelve generations—has been able to listen to music.

    Then she hears Thorin Oakensheild singing for his lost mountain.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his amad. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his amad.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

    A REWRITE

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