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    After a particularly harrowing day, 4-year-old Naruto meets an enormously powerful figure in her dreams, who just might change her life forever.
    Or, that time Naruto decided genjutsu was fuckin awesome, and Kurama agreed.

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    Konoha had used and abused the power of the Uzumaki clan since the first Hokage had married Uzumaki Mito in an arranged political bonding.
    Ever since then, strong Alpha-femals were chosen to be the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi, but what is going to happen when a young Omega BOY is chosen to be the next Jinchuriki?
    Naruto was just five years old when they took him away from his clan and he was sure that he had never felt such pain before, but everthing changed when he met his fated pair.

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    13/25
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    What if the Uchiha massacre never happened? What if Naruto still had his parents? What if Obito and Rin survived? What if Sakura's life is not all as it seems? Sakura-centric

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    6/?
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    45
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    7
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    Naruto’s kidnapping was not something he liked to talk about.

    In fact, it wasn’t something anyone talked about, even behind his back. The cover-up was huge. Naruto remembered some who were brave enough to gossip about that day, but it was often the last he ever saw of them.

    “Ninja take matters, their fate… Into their own hands.”

    He shuddered at the memory, numbly glancing down at his own dirty, scuffed up palms, clenching them both into fists. Rivulets of blood dripping from the open cuts on his bare knuckles.

    He felt the pain in his fists fade away, the only pain to linger being the long, jagged scars that decorated his chest and back. They still emanated heat, the pain still as sharp of the memories in his mind.

    Naruto punched again, sending chips of bark and droplets of blood flying from the tree.

    If others saw nothing wrong with taking their fate in their hands, at his own expense, why shouldn’t he.

    - - -

    A story where Naruto Uzumaki strives to be the strongest ninja who ever lived. Hokage, villagers, or anyone else who would stop him.

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    3/?
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    14
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    480
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    Whispers of a voice that isn't his have been in the back of his mind since he was four.
    A longing for a home that was never his. Hated by a village that is not his own. If he is hated by this village then he shall make his own.

    Or

    Naruto is absolutely despised in Konoha and decides to leave and rebuild uzugakure

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    14/?
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    103
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    “I can’t believe your sensei is Hatake Kakashi.” Ino sighed indignantly as she finished applying a coat of poison-green nail polish to one of Sakura’s fingernails. “Not that I’d trade you Asuma-sensei, or anything—he’s the Sandaime’s son, you know—but now I’m gonna have to work even harder to make sure you don’t surpass me.”

    Sakura doubted Ino would have to work hard at all. She could hardly believe that she had been pissing off the (in)famous Copy-Nin all these years. Sakura had grown up hearing his name whispered in fear and awe, and had even come across his name in some history books, though in both cases, there had been little detail about him. The one thing she did know was that he was often referred to as “Kakashi of the Sharingan,” and she was dying to know why he didn’t bear the Uchiha name. After his self-introduction, though, she had been sure that he was not open to that level of prying…yet.

    Between the Memorial Stone this morning, and “I like mani-pedis!” this afternoon, Sakura was surprised Kakashi-sensei hadn’t kicked her off his team already.

    “Cha! What’s he gonna do, /not/ teach you?” Inner rolled her eyes.

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    5/?
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    72
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    Porque tenía a su hijo en brazos, y su esposo agonizaba en una habitación.

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    Español
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    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    16
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    1
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    85
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    Y/n's life wasn't hard, nor was it easy, but they made the best of it.

    And now, being finally 19, and out of their parents home, they were ready to get what they've always wanted...a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, or a life partner in general. Or more than one.

    Y/n was always the pretty type, least that's what they thought.

    Anyway, when y/n was getting ready for a date, and pridefully opened the door, and walked outside, everything faded to black.

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    23/?
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    The ANBU Hound helps save Iruka and seven year old Naruto from a vendor who is trying to price gouge them solely because of prejudice against Naruto and anyone who cares for the jinchuuriki. Except its an unwanted save. Iruka could handle it on his own. It just meant he would have to eat less so his growing boy could get all the nutrients he needed

    Hound tries to start something sexual with Iruka and Iruka misinterprets it as simple favor for a favor and he disapproves. He kicks Hound out on his ass.

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    1/1
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    6
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    10
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    Since long before the villages rose, before tailed beasts were shackled and divided amongst mortals, when blood spilt blood and brothers were torn apart, there was hatred.
    Hatred that grew, fed by the anger and pain and grief of the world, and from that hatred rose the Eien no Yami, the eternal darkness.

    The gods have slumbered for years but, at the turn of a new era, they begin to rise, shifting the webs of spider silk and liquid ripples as they change the course of history. However, not all prayers can be answered.

    Shikamaru's dreams are filled with monsters, Sasuke has long forgotten the prayers his parents once whispered, Naruto begins to understand that not all men are created equally and Asuka struggles to answer whether or not she's alive.

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    13/?
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    35
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    12
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    A story in which Kakashi and Itachi raise two kids when they are kids themselves.

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    3/?
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    103
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    17
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    1460
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    Uzumaki Naruto, a small red-haired girl with heavy shoulders. Naruto from the moment she was born has had a shitty life. She lost her parents, she's hated for an unknown reason, she's alone, and she's so 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥.

    One terrible night the young child gets beaten, and instead of trying to run away like she usually does, she took it. She wanted to die. What did she have to live for? Nothing and nobody.

    Until she meets a fuzzy creature who was supposedly the cause of such a life and her grandparents she never knew existed.

    And she lives.

    This is Uzumaki Naruto's story.

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    4/?
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    17
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    Shino’s beetles were crawling over Naruto’s arms, more visible than usual as the blond had taken his jacket off and hung it over the back of his chair. It was damaged from Sasuke’s fire again and smelled strongly of smoke. Kiba eyed the beetles like he always did and finally asked the question he’d been keeping in for weeks. “Why are you so comfortable around them?”
    Naruto looked once again baffled. It was a familiar expression for the boy. He looked down at the beetles marching in circles over his skin and then said, “They’re normal, right? His bugs don’t even bite or anything!”
    “They’re normal for me, yes,” Shino said. “My clan are the holders of this particular species of parasitic beetle.”
    Naruto just shrugged, “Whatever, I like your bugs a lot more than mine.”
    Shino cocked his head to the side, “What?” he asked.

    OR
    Naruto's apartment is horrible and unhealthy and Shino realizes just how bad a spot Naruto is in. He can't just stand by and let it continue, can he?

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    The village never saw him again. At least, not as they knew him.

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    3/?
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    55
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    There is a lot of power in a name. Minato Namikaze knew that; he felt it in his very soul. In the very few memories of his mother, before she passed when he was three, she told him that every night. His own name meant Harbour Wind Wave. He was the Hokage the harbour his village is anchored down inside of. The mighty wind that bows to his rule blows away all the enemies and those who refuse to lower their anchor. The waves he controls protect his precious people.

    . . .

    There is a lot of power in a name Kushina knew that; there is a reason her child was never supposed to be named Uzumaki.

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    2/?
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    sakura gets taken away.

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    Sakura struggles with civilian problems that no one can seem to see.

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    these fics are originally from my sakura-month collection, i decided to make the narusasusaku one a series! <3 the first few of these are going to just be copies of them lmfao. enjoy! <3

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    1/1
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    A very confusing collection of projects from various fandoms I gave up on (but might come back to).

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    6/?
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    35
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    𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕗𝕗𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 / / (a) 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜

     

    𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼.

     

    "𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨? 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫! ...𝐔𝐠𝐡. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧."

     

    𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
    𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙
    𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝙎1-𝙎4
    𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙙
    (𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚)
    𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 1 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 '𝙏𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙊𝙧𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙣- 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙒𝙚 𝙂𝙤!' 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨
    𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 '𝘼𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙚-𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝' 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥

     

    Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, I only own my OC(s), my original Ideas, and my storyline.

    (Cross-Posted On 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 with the same name, go there if you want to see the cover, the cast, character concepts, pictures, aesthetics, and biography of the character, my username is on my Bio)

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    222
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    1/?
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Naruto returns to the village for the first time in six years to take the Genin Exam, she must form new bonds and strengthen old ones throughout her journeys. All while uncovering the dark secrets hidden in Konoha.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,912
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    525

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