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    Summary

    Wash and Sarge talk as they get ready for bed.

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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    31
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    Summary

    A UNSC liaison arrives on Iris.

    Series
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    English
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    3,801
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    27
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    4
    Hits:
    205
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    Summary

    Wash wakes up and believes he's gone to heaven.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    69
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    A friend described Sargington to me as "the two parents who hook up after parent teacher conferences after their kids both get in trouble."

    Language:
    English
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    741
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    111
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    Summary

    "We are not scarring Grif."

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    Sarge talks to Carolina.

    Language:
    English
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    822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    124
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    "Just like that."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    Summary

    Sarge and David take some time for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    66
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    Summary

    Wash contracts a virus that messes with his head.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    204
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    Sarge is having a hard time settling down for retirement. He doesn't want to admit it, but so is Wash.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    383
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    Summary

    All Emil wanted was a job, because you need a job to not be broke.

    He had no idea delivering pizzas would be so dangerous.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,385
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    307
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    Dexter Grif was 13 when he first met David Washington, and 15 when he learned David would be staying an awful lot longer than he’d anticipated. He hadn’t grown to like him at all in the two years he’d been around and taken his father out to dinner or to a movie. He thought absolutely nothing of it. He’d be gone by the first month-- and then, when that month passed, the next 6. And when those were over, the year. They always left before the year was up. But David Washington hung around not only for a year, but for an extra year on top of that, and based on what Sarge had told him in the months that followed his birthday, a whole lot longer than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    327
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    Summary

    The Federal Army of Chorus, in conjunction with Light Red Danish Productions, would like to proudly present a modernized rendition of the classic English opera “The Pirates of Penzance” as adapted by Franklin Donut, choreographed by Sarge, and directed by Agent Washington. We would like to take this moment to also thank General Doyle for his generous patronage, without which this production would not have been possible.

    Updates irregularly because work is evil.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,697
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1081
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    Summary

    Wash flunks Dauntless initiation, and is accidentally adopted by Caboose and co.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    121
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    Summary

    Emily tells Wash of her aphrodisiac related adventures with her multiple partners after the Temple of Procreation is activated.

    Minor spoilers for Episode 5 of S15 of RvB.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    1543
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    Summary

    General Doyle had never considered Colonel Sarge to be a romantic.

    But with the evidence right before his eyes, the General felt quite silly about missing the obvious.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,965
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    537
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    Summary

    Carolina does something bad, The Freelancers are alive, Washington deserves a hug, and Caboose draws on helmets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,284
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1504
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    Summary

    Agent Washington has never seen Top Gun. Sarge must rectify this, for the sake of all the Reds in the canyon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    456
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    Summary

    Donut makes Washington model. That's basically all there is to it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    798
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    Summary

    Simmons craps out Wash porn.

    Nothing will ever be the same again.

     

    Now with 800% more color! And more descriptions!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    649
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    Summary

    PrettyArbitrary prompted “Angsty Sargington. [Sarge] has to sacrifice his shotgun to save someone.”

    Written for the 3rd RvB Angst War.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    314

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