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    “You just had to piss off a god. I mean, it isn’t like we have enough to deal with, right? No, you had to insult a god.”

    Stiles just... being himself.

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    He's struggled with this his entire life. Sure his methods weren't safe, nor were they practical in the long-term... but he never strived for long-term. Let's just say one particular werewolf wasn't too keen on letting his self destruction continue.

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    Stiles struggles with depression and after being pushed to the outskirts of the pack, as well as a tragedy of epic proportions, he crumbles. Enter Derek Hale and his eyebrows.

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    Stiles gets a new shirt and soon decides it's his favourite.

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    High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. Especially when you were quick-witted, bitterly sarcastic, and emotionally constipated with a bad case of verbal diarrhea. And yes she was aware of the inherent contradiction contained within that phrase.

    When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip, term papers, and her new best friend Lydia Martin lipsticking her to death in the never-ending quest to make Charlie socially acceptable. Actually Lydia had described it more as avoiding becoming a 'facepalm-inducing embarrassment'. But for a tiny town that was 90% forest with one functional movie theater, a lot of people seemed to be dying. There was something off going on in Beacon Hills.

    Enter one Stiles Stilinski. He was a twitchy, sarcastic weirdo, and she appreciated that in a person. He and his friend Scott McCall also happened to be at the center of every strange thing that was going on in this weird-ass town. It was one giant mystery. And she was going to figure out what it was. She just never expected to stop being scary and defensive long enough to start developing actual human feelings along the way.

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    When Derek comes home, soaking wet from the downpour, he finds Stiles snugly sitting on his couch. As a result of his fuzzy brain, he lets Stiles stay and they are actually enjoying themselves, without thinking about what it means. But then sister Laura decides to make a surprise visit who makes Derek see something he hasn’t seen before. Sterek!

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    Derek's a billionaire with anxiety and a complete inability to be socially adept in any way, shape, or form (just ask Laura). He only agrees to the dating service because Laura's nagging's worn him down, but then he sees Stiles' video response and agrees to go on a date with him.

    Stiles just wants to go on a date (it's been forever and a day since his last one), and he has a thing for this guy's eyes/smile/everything, so he replies to the somewhat personal questions via video. He's surprised that he's asked on a date, but won't turn it down, even if he's just spent the last of his money on clothes to impress said date and probably won't be able to afford dinner.

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    "Once the Nogitsune takes root in someone's soul, it isn't unusual for it to leave enough of its energy to regenerate should something happen, feeding off of despair and chaos from that person's soul. It also isn't uncommon for the Nogitsune to develop characteristics of that person and become attached to their host."

    The Nogitsune comes back when Stiles is at his weakest. The difference? Now he's out to protect Stiles from not only the two demon princes waiting in the depths of the boy's damaged soul, but from his own "pack" that practically abandoned him and a coven of vampires. Can the pack save Stiles? Does he even want to be saved anymore? Giving up control just seems so nice right now... and the Nogitsune has been so kind to him he doesn't want to leave the peaceful cradle of his mind.

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    Stiles has had many offers of the bite in the past but he never thought to bring it up to the pack so that they didn’t loose their A-Game before a big fight.

    That was until Peter decided to stir the pot.

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    Stiles' first day at the FBI was also going to be his last. That had to be some kind of record, surely?

    ...

    On his first day at the FBI, Stiles discovers that Derek is wanted for mass murder. Stiles knows that Derek's innocent and is determined to find out who framed him.

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    Planning a wedding? Not really something Stiles ever wanted to do, thanks. But when best bro duty calls, you answer. Luckily, another best bro has been called up as well. Enter Derek Hale.

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    Stiles had been wanting to leave Beacon Hills for some time. She was ready for a change, and wanted to leave the past behind. Peter wasn't about to let that happen.

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    Stiles doesn't mean to sneak into the Hale wedding, and he certainly doesn't mean to have cliche coat-room sex with the bride's uncle, but what had happened, happened, and it wasn't like he could just leave. At least, not until he got to have some of that cake.

    Based off the tumblr prompt "I crashed your family member’s wedding for the free food but hi there”

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    Stiles was tired. He was tierd and helpless.
    He did try to fight it, he really did, but in the end the Dark won.
    He died and for a while he was happy with that thought, but fate (or supernatural Gods) had other plans for him.

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    Stiles, Scott and the Reader find a crate with a box inside. Scott hears a heartbeat so they check it out. Then they find Gizmo. They fall in love with the little Mogwai. With no instructions with Gizmo he gets wet and multiples, and he also mgets feed after midnight. So the Gremlins start killing people. So Dean and Sam come to investigate and find it's not what it seems as they find out about the Gremlins. With the help fromDerek, Chris Argent, Allison, Scott, Stiles and the Reader they all fight to save Beacon Hills from the terror of the Gremlins.

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    Sam and Dean Winchester travel to Beacon Hills to investigate reports of missing persons. They meet and team up with Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, and the rest of Scott's pack to solve the case. Unfortunately things don't always go so smoothly and Dean and Stiles' Cars end up as humans brought forth from a parallel universe.

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    "What the hell's the matter with you kid!? Do you have a death wish or something?!"

    Actually, Stiles liked the sound of that

    "Yeah.... as a matter of fact, I do, the name's Death Wish, nice to meet ya'!" he grinned beneath the bandanna, spraying the pepper spray into the robber's eyes

     

    Or: Stiles is diagnosed with Frontal Temporal Dementia; he doesn't deal with it in the best of ways

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    En la vida de Tony, existen personas de todo tipo con las cuales de vez en cuando socializa, entre seres inteligentes como el propio Bruce Banner y Reed Richards, como otros bastante molestos como Wade Wilson o Clint Barton, aunque también había uno que era una mezcla de los dos y era, aparte, su acosador personal.

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    Stiles gets attacked by a talon wielding creature, leaving him in a medically induced coma for three weeks and with scars all up his back. At sixteen he’s done fighting a war that isn’t his to fight so he leaves, dad in tow.

    He finds a normal life in his new town, he settles and finds himself. He finds friends and love in the seaside town and he leaves the supernatural world behind him.

    Well he tries to until he finds himself at Harvard where the supernatural finds him. You can’t escape them for that long when they know of you. Stiles fights and builds a name for himself, one that gets back to the Beacon Hills pack.

    Stiles had hoped for a normal life, but things never work out when you have a sourwolf knocking on your door, begging for your help.

    Or the one where Stiles tries to leave everything behind but the pack pulls him back in and he's a badass when he gets back and kicks major ass.

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    “Eleven,” she replied carefully. “You?”

    “Stiles. Why are you in my home?” Stiles raised his bat, eyes never moving from her. Behind her, the door opened with a loud creak.

    A.K.A. the crossover between Stranger Things and Teen Wolf nobody wanted.

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    Stiles Stilinski is desperate for a distraction, he needs to not think about what time of year it is or how much he still misses his mom. He takes his best friend Scott into the woods and everything changes for them from that night on.

    This is a slightly different take on season one (EDIT very different take on season one), and its all from Derek and Stiles' perspective. This is a slow build Sterek, a lot of undercurrent stuff and the boys not talking about it.

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