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    What if the Warden, like Hawke returning in Inquisition, had a part in all three Dragon Age games?

    This story is over three parts: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: 2, and Dragon Age: Inquisition. It tells the story of Cullen and Solona's ever-changing and challenging relationship from Dragon Age: Origins all the way to Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser.

    Chapters 1-24 are set during Dragon Age: Origins, Chapters 25-38 are set during Dragon Age: II, and Chapters 39 onwards are set during Dragon Age: Inquisition.

    The Dragon Age: Origins part of the story tends to stick to the events of the game (with a few differences here and there). If you want to skip that and begin the fresher story starting with the events during Dragon Age: II, skip to Chapter 25. I'll provide an overview of the events that happened in DA: O to catch you up :)

    ...But I highly suggest you stay and read the first part, so you can read some events from Cullen's point of view!

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    "Vehendis, you're right. The additional head wound was completely unnecessary. Your sense of humor was already atrocious."

    Fenris left Kirkwall because he can't picture living in a world without Reyna Hawke. Unfortunately, staying out of trouble is something Hawke is incapable of doing. If it wasn't bad enough being on the run, Fenris is plagued by dreams of horrible things and a suspicion that there is something else just as dangerous and terrible waiting for them.

    Staying at Hawke's side seems to have strained the only romantic relationship Varric has ever cared about. He writes letters, as he always has, but obtains no response. Brokenhearted, he works on the Tale of the Champion. Unfortunately, when people come looking for Hawke, it is his door they find. He won't draw his best friend to her doom, but before he can gracefully escape the world goes to shit. This is where the miracle starts: Maria Cadash is a Carta heiress and a damn fine Wicked Grace player with a glowing hand. When she steps out of a rift, none of their lives will ever be the same again.

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    Hawke smiled up at him with the kind of dazed, happy smiled that only the intoxicated were truly capable of. "Hello."

    Cullen just wants to go to bed. Hawke just wants to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) go to bed.

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    Dahlia Lavellan was out dragon hunting. Hawke arrives at Skyhold earlier than expected and she doesn't come alone.

    (Almost) Everyone panics as they gather in Josephine's office trying to manage a certain mage's presence in Skyhold.

    Cassandra is furious, but things unfold in a way she could have never imagined.

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    After a sudden loss, Hawke is overcome with grief and spends most of his days at The Hanged Man. Isabela is worried about him and is the only friend of his to speak up about his behavior.

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    Two years have passed since Fenris and Isabela left Kirkwall. Now they're back and everything Fenris remembered is turned upside-down. Still... with the leads from Bela's contacts, Fenris has more than one purpose to return. First being her former master and his pet apprentice... the second... well... the second reason might be her watching the man she loves move on with someone else.

    Chapters will be tagged with warnings at the beginning of each chapter when needed.

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    Ariane didn't intend for them to end up in a compromising situation, but... here they were anyway. (And really, at the end of the day, it was all Sister Matilda and her fur collection's fault).

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    Varric writes to Hawke asking her to help out the Inquisition. He’s hoping to help keep her mind off of what the past decade has done to her, even if she’s hiding the damage well. While happy to help, it becomes apparent that Hawke is concealing some troubling memories that have haunted her for too long. Concerned, Varric enlists the assistance of an old “friend” to help Hawke see that - despite what her past might convince her of otherwise - she is not alone. From her first steps in Skyhold to her departure at Adamant, Spaces Between tells one possible story of the Champion’s brief time with the Inquisition, and how Hawke learns to accept her painful past, let go of old scars, and finally say goodbye.

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    Fenris hates that he can take a blade in his flesh with more composure than he can the simple brush of a hand.

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    The Inquisitor can't seem to think straight around the heroic and devilishly handsome Champion of Kirkwall. And he doesn't make it any easier on her when he unexpectedly invites her to his room one night.

    And what starts off as a fling turns into a whirlwind romance neither one of them is prepared for.

    Shameless, shameless smut. What began as a one shot has evolved into a full work of mostly smut with a few dashes of angst and fluff for good measure.

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    It's been almost three years since the Qunari conflict in Kirkwall. Isabela left without any warning. Hawke is still recovering from Isabela's disappearance as a mysterious new elf approaches her with a proposition.

    (An expansion on the events of the Mark of the Assassin DLC.)

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    Genevieve Marchand, an Orlesian Templar, and Marian Hawke are both new to Kirkwall. As they both try to build a new life in the City of Chains, they discover dark secrets about the city (and themselves) and battle both literal and figurative demons.

    Trying doing different chapter from different points of view, and trying not to dwell on re-writing events from the game without having the whole thing too disjointed.

    No beta. Minimal proofreading. We post our typos like men!

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    9:33 Dragon, spring in Kirkwall

    Out for an evening walk, Sebastian is ambushed by a surviving member of Flint Company. After receiving a mortal wound, he seeks the help of an apostate who helped him once before. But Sebastian isn’t prepared for the cost of Hawke’s magic.

    The first of a series following Sebastian and Charlie Hawke's relationship, taking place mostly between game events.

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    Hawke returns from Weisshaupt to be greeted by a very angry elf, whose only response to intense emotion (without murdering the man) is sex.

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    Hawke and his team are sent a letter pleading for help and to meet them in lowtown. There they meet a young elf who needs help to free himself from enslavement, something that hits close to home for Fenris. It's not long until Hawke and Fenris begin to take an interest in the Elf, and both of them seem keen on sharing.

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    When Fenris arrives on Lorenna Hawke's doorstep one night, he doesn't quite get the conversation he bargained for.

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    Carver has finally managed (with Isabela's help) to get together with Merrill, after pining for the Dalish elf for years. Being a Templar, however, means he is forced to keep his relationship a secret — a fact that is not helped by the publication of a certain friend-fiction that becomes the Kirkwall version of "Fifty Shades of Grey"...

    It's difficult enough keeping secrets when your brother has also got together with Kirkwall's most wanted apostate, and the city is disintegrating into chaos all around you.

    Starts during Act 2 after The Courtship of Daisy and Junior, but also works as standalone. Carver/Merrill plus M!Hawke/Anders. Multiple characters' points of view. Also, this is really my excuse to write lots of smut.

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    After the Inquisition's victory at Adamant, Varric has a lot of letters to write.
    A lot of letters.

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    So he left her. But life goes on.

    Set in Act 2 of DA2, a semi-canonical story of friendship, bickering, bad puns, fighting, eavesdropping, sexual tension, Satinalia, Wintersend, and anything and everything that comes together into just simply this wonderful, vibrant mess that is Hawke's Kirkwall, back in its glory days. Mostly romance. Fenris' POV.

    Standalone piece. Same universe as 'Choice of the Champion' and 'Hawk and Wolf', filling in the gaps.

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